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#1200 lbs of burning hounds
sialiasnest · 2 years
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Tonight, our D&D party was attacked by 3 yeth hounds who flew down and took our mage out of the sky in a single round, dropping his mostly dead body into our campfire.
The cleric pulled him out of the fire and gave him a cure wounds to get him standing again, whereupon the mage cast a vast fireball straight up into the sky, incinerating all three hounds.
Fun fact: yeth hounds weigh about 400 lbs each.
Which plummeted, en fuego, straight down onto the mage and the cleric, crushing them both.
If ever we speak of this again, it shall be referred to as the Nope Hounds episode.
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