#1k

[jungkook97]

[entreri]

[stilinskiderek]

hi friends! i just hit 1,000 followers, which is ?? insane to me

i've been on tumblr for 11 years, with this blog specifically for 10.

whatever one of my hyperfixations lead you to my blog, whether it was starkid 10 years ago or daisy jones last week, i'm so happy that you're here!! <3

i've made some really incredible friends in my decade on this blog and my first ever follow forever is under the cut. follow my friends OR ELSE!!

@nerdy-stilinski @astronauticall @wirypsychiatrist @babushkadyke @generous-dimensions @multifariousheroes @softspiderling @punkrott @maxipaddy

@yoursalwaysleo @heroeddiemunson @faithinthefuturedeluxe @nikolatexla @lycanthrotp @lyannaforpresident @sojuberry @miss-lauryn-hill

@cheddarholt @lovinglovelyloners @feelsforsterek @thewasilewski @antiheroawg @keendreamlandstarfish @prncess91 @existence-is-chaos @buckypascal​ @clints-lucky-arrow​

@/west and all his blogs im following u forever irl <3

[abraxas-calibrator]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[stevenrogered]

Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once 

[enderman]

[parotcardsroxy]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

[artificialverse]

Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle in 2–3 days*

[spamtons]

look at noelle and achieve true enlightenment

[arguablysomaya]

are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.

[abracadaze]

"whats the point of transitioning if you aren't dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch

[abraxas-calibrator]

[caprice-nisei-enjoyer]

American urban planning!

[pugetsound]