vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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2014: oh wow! some social media platforms have started "verifying" prominent users with a little symbol next to their names! this is a great way to separate them from all the copycat accounts, what a neat idea
2023:
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put me in the little tikes electric chair for little tikes serial murder
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Shoutout to AuDHD kids who were told to just "be who you are" but then when you were, you got told "no not like that".
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Alexis Ren
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characters talking about Phoenix's puppy dog eyes:
the puppy dog eyes in question:
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Felix when you take his whole cock to the back your throat for the first time. He’s so overwhelmed with pleasure…your mouth is so warm, so wet, and your throat so tight …
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i’m not gay, mac
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I cannot stand you I cannot live without you.
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She's a 10 but the slightest arousal turns off her brain and her into a needy toy
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I’m not saying I know the Merlin… I’m just saying my neighbour is an old man called Merlin and we live an hour’s drive from the supposed birthplace of the famous Merlin. Make of that what you will…
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underrated part of across the spiderverse was the doubling, tripling, quadrupaling down on the fact that no matter what universe, no matter who's spiderman, jk simmons will ALWAYS be j jonah jameson
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