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kiradotexe · 1 year
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started reading gideon the ninth and im obsessed already...
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foxyfexyll · 8 months
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the rest of my af attacks for this year!!!!
first part here lol
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for ( in order of appearance, left to right top down, listing af user if not tagged) *deep breath* @/Zenitsuwu, @tokou-loid, @ryugure, @doodledrawsthings, @bugg-bones, @/Angelwithashotgun699, @/Chanacabra + @witheringblooddemon + @/strikixit, @/vampiric_ashes, @/FaL_, @gato1528 + @/miimoki + @/everlastingkira
phewwwwww now i don't have an excuse to put off summer stuff lol. this was such a blast! THANK YOU to all the ppl who attacked me it's such an honour <3 <3 <3 orz
(stats + more thoughts under cut)
i reached my goal (from jul 15) to at least double the amount i had then! next year (CUZ IM TOTALLY DOING THIS NEXT YEAR) i want to reach at least the same amount! ik some ppl out there got upwards of 40? to maybe a hundred ish? i know my limits sorry. this was after a long period of art block so overall i'm rly proud (and also rly thankful of the cool dudes who drew for me aaaa )
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(overall stats = current stats for obv reasons)
i ALMOST did two little quicky doodles for some tumblr folk i didn't realize were also on af in like the last hour? and it wouldve broken me past 2k points? but i missed the chance. 18 still looks nice on the site page tho
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if i learned anything it was how to be a bitty itty speedier at the drawing process. i streamlined my strats and made colouring a less daunting task. tbh my quality did decrease near the end (sry to the people there) but i did get okayer at not exhausting myself for every piece. also i learned that i gotta get better at lighting and figuring that out before starting the comp,,,
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Worst Video Game Song Tournament - Round 3 Match 3
The Yoshi Clan - Yoshi's New Island
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Mansion Basement - Resident Evil Director's Cut
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FIGHT!
I would recommend listening to as much as you can of each song before voting, but how you choose is up to you! Remember to be civil in the tags and replies!
Propaganda under cut:
The Yoshi Clan:
"the ass band will play a song of farts to celebrate your failure"
"#FUCK YOU YOSHI"
"#yoshi sounds like suck"
"#YOOOOOOOOSHI CLAAAAN!!!!!!!! #ok im gonna complete my santa review before getting to my ten page essay on why i love yoshi clan. yea that shit bad #i accidentally started it playing in two tabs at different points of the video which was honestly really fun. i recommend tryin that esp wi #bad songs really adds smthn to the exprience. it was awesoeme #it also just sounds the exact type of awful that that video image implies which is cool. its so perfect. it sounds ass #but. what it can not beat. is my favorite of all time. my darling love. it is time to begin my sermon #ok so yoshi clan is just so beautifully terrible. and truly the whole soundtrack is an orchestra of bad design. and its so fun to look at #that really nice professional looking art for the game and get BLASTED with kazoo #and like. i understand the thought process. kazoo does seem silly goofy yoshi. and it also sounds like a chorus of pain #now this song specifically has some really great awkward pauses. at 0:16 theres like a full 3 seconds of silence. which is SO cool #then the hot cross bun bit that ends at 0:27 gets so sad and deflated at the end of it. like it starts off in time but then clearly the #soloist got kinda embarrassed alone and so rushed and got really quiet. and its just so sad and lonely. its so cool #also some of these pauses have a couple lone far away kazoo squeaks for no reason before the 'melody' comes back in? awesome #but what i really really love about this. what really draws my eye. is the ending. because we go through this entire rigamarole with the #worst secondhand embarrassment of my life. then. 0:43. the kazoos move out. and in. the most genuinely awesome groovy drum beat in the worl #like its SO good. and those last few seconds are like you're in a different world. like you just survived horrors and you are brought to an #angelic chorus. and it lasts what 5 seconds? 5 seconds of beauty after a full 40 seconds of purgatory. in what world do horrors live foreve #while an angel can last for only a flash #its cruelty. its injustice. its completely ingenious. incredible music making. i am in such awe. #anyways thats my manifesto. please feel free to put any of this in the propaganda section op. im passioante"
Mansion Basement:
"this song fucking sucks. i love it."
"[Mansion Basement] is literally what letting my cat walk over my keyboard set on some particularly bad trumpet sample feels like. Spectacular"
"#This is so funny #Who made mansion basement?? #It's so sad!! #And pathetic!!"
"#whaat the fuuuck is up with [Mansion Basement]"
"#like NOTHING can compare to mansion basement #what the FUCK"
"#the mansion basement made me cry #ithink i know who the winner here is #🎺🔥🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥"
"#[Mansion Basement] THO HEEEELP.??? BABY ON FL STUDIO TRYING TO PLAY MARIO UNDERGROUND THEME...."
"#resident evil is a joke song for clowns"
"#I'M NOT LISTENING TO THE OTHER ONE I KNOW FOR A FACT IT'S MANSION BASEMENT #THE STORY BEHIND IT IS WILD TOO SO THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC WIN BABBBEEEYYY" (pollrunner's note if anyone knows what the story is please tell me i am dying to hear about it)
"#i saw the title of this post and literally IMMEDIATELY thought of mansion basement #felt emotionally validated when i saw it was an option #i love that song #in the worst way #like a drunk zombie looking for its keys in an orchestra"
"#im fucking obsessed with mansion basement. sweep"
"#what the hell that is not a real resident evil song #did they really just make that and put it in the game #what"
"#I ACTUALLY LIKE THE BASEMENT SONG because it perfectly captions how like- #the sneaky suspicion of getting diharrea feels"
"#fart basement ofc"
"#Mansion basement is objectively the funniest song ever"
Feel free to add more propaganda in the tags and replies, or send it to me in the ask box and I'll try to share it as soon as I can!
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florenceisfalling · 1 month
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i get severely misinterpreted online a lot but i think one of the more frustrating ways is how im seen as a needless hater more than a principled person with bad experiences
this results in people teasing me abt folks i "have beef with" or "have competition with" when said people are actually like... folks i know personally who were sex pests towards children, or exfriends who completely fucked me over in traumatizing ways, or blatant homophobes
like i might discourse a lot but my internet haterisms are actually remarkably limited, some of yall just think im clowning for funsies when im actually kindly choosing to vaguepost instead of putting people on full throttle death blast with a 40 page google doc + doxx
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I posted 23,071 times in 2022
204 posts created (1%)
22,867 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@who-is-page
@ruffboijuliaburnsides
@tukoism
@dp-marvel94
@roundaboutnow
I tagged 1,885 of my posts in 2022
#danny phantom - 115 posts
#the world is having more fun than me tonight series - 94 posts
#ecto writes - 91 posts
#ecto fics - 88 posts
#my fics - 72 posts
#my au - 35 posts
#ml spoilers - 31 posts
#the batman 2022 - 26 posts
#strike back spoilers - 26 posts
#my writing - 23 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#nor did the fact that i could already read do me any favors bc i was like immediately singled out and elevated to the 1st grade reading cla
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag others. No skipping!
thanks for tagging me @roundaboutnow !!
i'm gonna use my invisobang playlist that i can't share the title of yet. it's my fav right now.
1. same direction - hoobastank (honestly hoobastank fucks)
2. getting away with murder - papa roach (a classic)
3. be my escape - relient k (my beloved)
4. make it stop (september's end) - rise against (this song makes me cry)
5. until the day i die - story of the year (a perfect ghost light song, ive had it on all my songs)
6. for you, and your denial - yellowcard (oh this song fucks too. the violin man. the violin.)
7. last night on earth - green day
8. saying sorry - hawthorne heights
9. devil in the mirror - black veil brides (this song is so good for this fic...)
10. give it all - rise against
@redead-red @jadenoryuu @omnicrafts (share those crossover playlists babe!!) @floralflowerpower @bibliophilea and anyone else that wants to join in!
31 notes - Posted June 10, 2022
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with every sin, i still wanna be holy
Dan wants to be better. But that means dealing with his past (future?) actions and starting to make amends and acknowledging how he's hurt these people in his life. It's hard than he'd like to admit. Part of the the world is having more fun than me (tonight) series.
Lancer,
I dunno why I’m writing this. It’s stupid. I’m not even gonna send it. You don’t even know who I am! Clockwork did his meddling with time bullshit so you don’t remember me.
No one remembers me
You were my favorite teacher, yknow. You were the only one who actually gave even a little fuck about me. All my other teachers wrote me off as just another dumb lazy kid. No one knew of course.
Oh I guess I should tell you. I’m… Danny Phantom. Sort of. It’s a big mess of things, but Fenton is Phantom. That little punk Weston kid was right. That's why I missed so many assignments and always fell asleep in class. I promise I wasn’t a bad kid, Mr Lancer.
I guess I just needed to tell you who I was. So you would be understanding or some shit. Maybe so I wouldn’t feel like I failed every adult in my life.
Whatever. It’s not like I’m sending this anyway.
Dan
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hey look at that! another redraw!
i wanted to work on style and some other things, so i redrew my avatar (again). the first one is literally just the screenshot, and then the second one is Pissed Off Ghost King™ Danny. that one was more to fuck around with ectoblasts and some other stuff. also i designed a crown!
some more stuff below the cut!
here's a version without the blasts bc im vvv proud of how these hands turned out, considering the weird ass proportions of the cartoon. big thanks to @friendly-neighborhood-imbecille for those hand ref sheets 👉🏼👉🏼 u the realest
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GUYS
GUYS LOOK
my friend @i-think-in-metaphors did this amazing commission for me!!! i redid the phantom planet statue for my au, and wrote a scene for one of my upcoming works where mateo gets to see it in person. i finally got tired of imagining it and wanted to see it.
and the product. is. GORGEOUS. it's so perfect. i'm in love. i'm gonna cry about this for the next 30 years. LOOK AT HIM.
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check out her commissions!!
the scene it's based on is below the cut!
Excerpt from quit telling everyone i'm (permanently) dead! (wip)
The black zirconium statue was larger than life. It towered above them on two separate, stepped obsidian pedestals, each about five-feet high. As Mateo moved closer, he could see something glittering in the bases. Danny mumbled something about ectoplasmic ice mixed into it, stronger than diamonds, but Mateo thought they looked like stars. He figured that was the intention. It was gorgeous.
He tilted his head back to take in the actual sculpture. That Danny was twice as large as the one standing next to Mateo. He felt his heart lurch a little at how serious Danny looked, the tight furrow over his brow, the determined set to his jaw. It all made him look so much older than even now, even though Mateo knew he was only sixteen when the statue was made.
The statue’s zirconium white accents were blinding in the late afternoon sunlight, and Mateo found himself shading his eyes as he looked up even higher. The hair on the statue was shorter than Mateo had seen Danny wear his, probably closer to the length it had been when he was in high school. It was swept back heroically, as if moved by an unseen wind, and the sun glinted off its sharp edges. It made the whole statue look as if it were glowing.
Crystalized ectoplasm made Phantom’s eerie green eyes, and they glowed too, though Mateo figured they probably glowed under their own power rather than a trick of the light. The statue’s eyes were trained on the thin, steel-wire Earth he cupped protectively close to his chest; it was a promise as well as a remembrance. The world remembered what Phantom did for them, and he promised them he would do it all over again if necessary.
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My #1 post of 2022
this is the road to ruin (and we started at the end)
IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!
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Sam did this amazing cover for me and I literally can't stop staring at it. I'm making it my phone background like immediately. Here's their post, go give it a reblog!
prologue: without you, there's no reason for my story and chapter one: fading in the afterglow are live right now!
i'll be posting every SATURDAY starting this saturday 9/3! we got seven more chapters to go, lads, so buckle up!
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traumxrei-archive · 2 years
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1) YEAAAAAHHHHHH LEONA WOOOOOO Love all of your leona fics, they are so, so good!!! Silly lion man, love him. you write him super well too!!!!! (also tumblr how dare you not give me a notif. /lh) Honestly your leona fics are what got me to actually like his character in the first place- i mean i liked him in book 2 (just not as much as i do now-) but idk they way some of the fandom portrays him- y e a h. Love him lots now so thank you for that! /srs
2) Enstars. ive had “come on baby america” stuck im my head for around 5 days now (thanks to my friends on discord- thanks a lot roblox hq.) To be completely honest ive never really been a big fan of rhythm games- at least before twst (i know it’s technically not a rhythm game but like. come on. its 1/3 rhythm game) But i’ve gotten slightly better at rhythm like things thanks to twst so looking forward to enstars!!! also cant wait to get attached to the characters, i know like literally nothing about them-
3) Yes okay thanks for pointing out the crossed out demon on Yu’s intro sheet!! Both of his parents are demons, (mother((Emiriko)) is a water demon, basically demons specifically adapted to living both on water and on land. father((Luka)) is a fire demon, adapted to living in lava and extremely hot places.) so it doesn’t really make sense for him not to be one. Instead, he uses potions (specifically made to not leave a magic scent/residue on the user) To hide his demon appearance, mainly his horns and tail, since its harder to hide those, however said potions do hide the rest of his demon features really well! (fangs, ears((which are normally like small elf ears and tipped in dark gray and black.)), etc.) i could talk all day about my boy, but for now im just gonna leave you with this.
Have a great day!!
-🍓
(leona fic goes brr)
1 - I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE LEONA FIC !! it was also such a blast for me to write >:DD and that's...that's actually really touching :')) i'm kinda surprised that you fell for leona because of my fics and ahh saying that makes it sound unreal again-
but i can understand why some ppl choose to portray leona as someone who's just plain mean and lazy. bc that's exactly how he comes off. even after his overblot, he doesn't quite get the same wake up call that the others got. he didn't get the scolding like riddle, he didn't get the fact that his friends would always be there like azul did, and he most certainly didn't get the same emotional release that jamil. chapter 2's writing isn't the best twst writing out there, so it's easy to dismiss his character as just what he appears as. his flashback does give us some background on why he puts up such a mean and lazy front despite having potential, but well...some creators might prefer for him just to be that. i'm not here to critique them on how they portray him but it does make me kinda :') when i see that ppl don't like leona as much bc of stuff they've read around the fandom or bc they judge him too quick. n e ways enough abt leona we alr know how whipped i am for him-
2 - I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU BUT ME TOO- c'mon baby america syndrome is real everyone !! stay safe and don't watch cover song 1 crazy:b x undead usa which you can find at this link no matter what !!! /j it made me cringe so hard i had to take a break from watching it but it's so damn catchy TT^TT also you knowing literally nothing abt them was me 40-ish days ago. don't you worry !! you'll get to know them slowly hehe and if you wanna get to know them quickly you could read previous stories or their wiki pages ofc (you could dm me for resources if you'd like :D)
3 - and ooh !! yu lore drop !! how was he able to keep this all a secret from the rest of the ppl at nrc btw ? or does crowley + the staff know, but they keep it a secret from the rest of the student body ? and idk if this is a weird question to ask but did he have any problems like...making the potions ? since he's in twisted wonderland now and not his original homeworld, did the ingredients differ or was it mostly the same ? idk if that makes sense, anyway, i just like asking abt ppl's characters bc it's so interesting to see how many details you have abt him <333
hope that you're having a good day / night wherever you are, strawberry anon !!
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gendernewtral · 3 years
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tagged by @harrowwharks !!
nicknames: ster, star. i had a strange professor who called me bird boy and a new strange professor who calls me little fish man. not adverse to either of these catching on.
zodiac: libra sun, capricorn moon, leo rising (recently described as “oh good lord”)
height: 5’2
last thing i googled: hospital beds by cold war kids lyrics (because im make a mash playlist at 3:40 am)
song stuck in my head: bang the doldrums by fall out boy
number of followers: 1101? something like that
amount of sleep: somewhere between negative infinity and two
lucky number: seven
favorite song: wilson by fall out boy
favorite instrument: violin and electric bass
dream job: astronaut, but ill settle for marine field researcher
aesthetic: if you spilled radioactive baja blast on bowling alley carpet and then tried to blot it out with pages from the encyclopedia britannica, while screaming loudly, with the talking heads blaring, you’d have something close to my vibes
random: my favorite pokemon are bulbasaur, salazzle, gengar, and jolteon
taggin the basics, @the ham agang except i don’t feel like typing everyone’s urls so it’s like some kind of scavenger hunt
fineee here’s everyone’s urls: @mauvemacabre @dykesamus @rockofdoom @lunarmagpie @thematicallymeandering
also always love bothering @rice-boy with these
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macklives · 5 years
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jesus christ. do you know how fast i get through pages when there’s no pesterlogs??
if there were any, id have around uhh 20 or so posts for one page of pesterlog. now i got a good 40 posts for a good 40 pages (estimate). so thats hella good for me. bc now im halfway done the 1700s. neat fucking oh.
so basically, to summarize:
mom lalonde is still a spy or some sort of agent in my opinion. just a stronger one. very strong. damn. im gay.
we became a horse, a hat and a puppet. two of which i loved being and one in which i hated. but man, richest sburb player maple hoof lalonde. what a gem.
not to mention sad hours are coming back to us, lads. john and rose have just evaded the whole meet n greet thing and i was SO EXCITED for it. but that wont happen anytime soon. and now john is jetpacking into wherever else the gate will take him. along with vodka mutini, or as he calls it, something dumb. but that leaves viceroy for rose, and viceroy is a good name. and i will now call them as such instead of casey. (despite me lowkey enjoying john reenacting con air.... i pretend to hate it when in reality, its a good shitty movie).
and uhhhh
dad is chasing after grandpa harley for his book back or smth. god knows how grandpa fucking survived after being taxidermied. but i think its best, for these types of situations, to just ignore it and pretend its normal.
finally, rose/dave met on derse and had a blast of a time
cool
apparently the song btw for the [S] i watched was called “derse dreamers” (thanks kallie) and its probably a good fav rn. its so soothing and catchy. hmmmmmm.
and to conclude,
fuck lil cal
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rogersmeadows · 5 years
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tagged by @fancytelephonepatter ♡♡♡
zodiac: pisces!
height: 5′4 (ya girl is SHORT)
put your playlist on shuffle and list the first four songs:
crazy little thing called love
i want it all
seven seas of rhye
dont stop me now
my playlist may or may not be exclusively Queen
grab the nearest book and turn to page 23. what does line 17 say?
“The political process approach emphasizes the interactions of social” (it’s my Social Movements textbook)
when was the last time you played air guitar? literally every time im driving and listening to music. air guitar, air piano, air drums, air bass, i play it all. 
what is one sound you hate and one sound you love? hate the sound of people slurping/chewing really loud and really really love the sound of birds chirping
do you believe in ghosts? in a practical sense no, but that doesn’t mean im not still terrified of them when im in a dark room alone (short story time, i work at a movie theatre and sometimes have to go up to the projection booth and there’s always been a rumour that it’s haunted so im always scared to be up there and have to blast my music to feel safe also one time i swear i saw it)
do you believe in aliens? i believe there is no way in hell we’re alone in the universe so ya
do you drive? have you ever gotten into an accident? i do drive but luckily have never been in an accident! got really close once though, went to make a left turn and didnt see a car coming into the intersection going like 40 over the speed limit who totally would have t-boned me if my friend didnt scream out for me to stop
do you like the smell of gasoline? i cant stand it
do you have an obsession right now? Queen for the past few months and Marvel for the past few years
in a relationship? i am chronically single so like....hmu ladies and gents
i’m tagging: @rogerinatrash @inthedayswhenlandswerefew @zestysexmachinefromzanzibar @goodoldfashionrogerboy @httprjxp
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slipteeha · 2 years
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Hitler wasnt a coward. In WW1 when the telephone lines were cut bexause the srtillery fire was so heavy a runner was called. That was Hitlers job. Its one perk was he didnt sleep in trenches. He ran around them all day but slept in a more traditional barracks. He was wounded, and also ended the war blinded from poison gas. Shen Chamberlin was touring the Berghof with Hitler in 1936 he was surprised at a giant painting of a WW1 British Tommy. Knowing Hitler had been a German soldier and also fought specifically against the British asked why he had the painting. Hitler lit up and explained that it was a picture of a Official Vintage 1977 Cassette Tape 44th Birthday Shirt 44 Years Old Shirt British soldier (it was, I forget his name but you can google this, Chamberlin called him when he got back to England and the man remembered the incident and rued he didnt shoot) who was a hero that Hitler encountered. In late 1918 Hitler was running a message and had just lost his weapon in a shell blast. He gathered himself and realized a British soldier was bearing down on him from about 40 feet with his Lee Enfield. Hitler thought it was his end and kinda just stood there.
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In the truck later, I was thumbing through it. Lots of great art there. We stopped so the boss could go inside his house and do whatever it was he did when we stopped there.         I got to the end pages, and then the back jacket. I was reading that, kinda like the liner notes on a record, but for a book. I’m reading it to the end, learning about the author when all the sudden a pike of money slides out. It just kept coming out. Bill after bill.. I could feel it was old. My hands felt kind of musty. I got scared. My ears were hot. I couldn’t think so good. I bundled the wad of cash up, tucked it into my Official Vintage 1977 Cassette Tape 44th Birthday Shirt 44 Years Old Shirt. Here comes the boss. Back on the job I’m sweating it. What is this money? Who’s is it? Is this some kind of test? Is it God? It is X Mass time… I went inside the outhouse and counted out $1137.00. I never told anyone about it outside of my family for years. I was afraid soneone would claim it. I’d be branded a bad guy. It sure made a poor ass families Christmas that year though.
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I flung the mouse to the ground and jumped down. I got my paw around it and shot it up the cat tree. It landed on the 4th level. I jumped up to it from the floor to the 4th level, swatted the mouse through the cubby hole leading to the 5th level and then went through the hole myself to the top level of the cat tree. I shot that mouse back and forth time and Official Vintage 1977 Cassette Tape 44th Birthday Shirt 44 Years Old Shirt again between my paws. I finally threw it back to the floor and purposefully did another gallop to try to impress them. I figured a good cat should not only be sweet and like to get picked up but should also be able to show true hunting skills through play and look cute by galloping.
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Worst Video Game Song Tournament - Round 2 Match 5
Know What I Mean? - Mario Party 2
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The Yoshi Clan - Yoshi's New Island
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FIGHT!
I would recommend listening to as much as you can of each song before voting, but how you choose is up to you! Remember to be civil in the tags and replies!
Propaganda under cut:
Know What I Mean?:
"#i'm going with the mario party #it's SO off-tune and off-beat constantly #which i think is intentional but #i hate it"
(in reference to its previous match) "#this literally isn't even a fight. coughing baby vs nuclear bomb level matchup. what the fuck was that mario song. who thought that was a #good idea. i want to have words with them."
"#kwim is overstimulation in its purest form #it's the musical equivalent of getting nonstop discord notifications while looking for something i dropped while someone is talking to me"
"#know what i mean absolutely ROCKS. horrible. rocks so hard. they did the same thing that yoshi clan did. im guffawing"
The Yoshi Clan:
"the ass band will play a song of farts to celebrate your failure"
"#FUCK YOU YOSHI"
"#yoshi sounds like suck"
"#YOOOOOOOOSHI CLAAAAN!!!!!!!! #ok im gonna complete my santa review before getting to my ten page essay on why i love yoshi clan. yea that shit bad #i accidentally started it playing in two tabs at different points of the video which was honestly really fun. i recommend tryin that esp wi #bad songs really adds smthn to the exprience. it was awesoeme #it also just sounds the exact type of awful that that video image implies which is cool. its so perfect. it sounds ass #but. what it can not beat. is my favorite of all time. my darling love. it is time to begin my sermon #ok so yoshi clan is just so beautifully terrible. and truly the whole soundtrack is an orchestra of bad design. and its so fun to look at #that really nice professional looking art for the game and get BLASTED with kazoo #and like. i understand the thought process. kazoo does seem silly goofy yoshi. and it also sounds like a chorus of pain #now this song specifically has some really great awkward pauses. at 0:16 theres like a full 3 seconds of silence. which is SO cool #then the hot cross bun bit that ends at 0:27 gets so sad and deflated at the end of it. like it starts off in time but then clearly the #soloist got kinda embarrassed alone and so rushed and got really quiet. and its just so sad and lonely. its so cool #also some of these pauses have a couple lone far away kazoo squeaks for no reason before the 'melody' comes back in? awesome #but what i really really love about this. what really draws my eye. is the ending. because we go through this entire rigamarole with the #worst secondhand embarrassment of my life. then. 0:43. the kazoos move out. and in. the most genuinely awesome groovy drum beat in the worl #like its SO good. and those last few seconds are like you're in a different world. like you just survived horrors and you are brought to an #angelic chorus. and it lasts what 5 seconds? 5 seconds of beauty after a full 40 seconds of purgatory. in what world do horrors live foreve #while an angel can last for only a flash #its cruelty. its injustice. its completely ingenious. incredible music making. i am in such awe. #anyways thats my manifesto. please feel free to put any of this in the propaganda section op. im passioante"
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epubgf · 3 years
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IM ALMOST DONE W THE HATING GAME (LIKE 40 PAGES AWAY) AND IM HAVING A BLAST THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!! lucy just completely TORE josh’s dad apart i’m living for this
WASNT THAT BIT SO GOOD? i lost my damn mind reading that i love lucy sm!!! i cant wait for u to get to the end it rly made me so soft ugh 🥺🥺 i miss them
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umberleedevoted · 5 years
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#13 The Battle
#13 The Battle
The sound of battle was deafening. There was a cacophonous mix of splashing and screaming as metal hit wood, flesh, and opposing steel.
Lela bent over the captain’s reclined body on the high deck of the besieged ship.
“LAY STILL!”
she did her best to stem the bleeding. She pulled out her spellbook and started looking for anything that could help her stave off this man’s death.
The stubborn man was resolute in the idea that he would defend his ship.
“I can fight! you can heal me later, girl! My men need me!” The captain reached for his discarded crossbow that lay a few feet away.
Lela slapped him hard across the face…
Time stopped.
Both parties were so taken aback by the genasi’s actions that the noise of battle fell away as the shocked captains face grew stern and the only sound was the faint echo of battle happening on the quarterdeck.
Two crewmen were battling some unseen enemy at the base of the stairs; not that the captain and want-to-be cleric noticed the exchange.
The sound of an explosion broke their mutual spell of shock. The old man must be in the fight in the fight now! Everyone could see storm clouds forming over head, and Lela recognized that most of his offensive spells were going to be based in the realm of storms.
This shock was enough to energize Lela. She seized her superior by his collar and screamed into his face. “THE SPEAR WAS POISONED YOU DOLT!- WE NEUTRALIZE IT NOW OR IT WORKS IT’S WAY TO YOUR HEART AND YOUR FIRST MATE GETS A PROMOTION!”
She push the captain down flat on his back, her kind demeanor was gone as she ripped the sleeve of his shirt away, wiping the blood away the best she could. Quickly she flipped through her spellbook, staining the edges of  pages with blood and black vicious poison.
Lightning flashed- but here was no sound of shipwide destruction. Only the sizzle of meat and tingle of power in the air- like ozone after a great hurricane.The overhead storm clouds began to mist spittles of rain down over the ship. A few crew member let out a premature cheer as what Lela hoped were several merrow screeched in agony.
“WE’RE NOT DONE YE BASTARDS! TO THE BOARDS, GET ANYONE STILL ALIVE AND USEFUL OUT OF THE WATER” came the magically amplified voice
“Ye” Lela thought about the old man’s break from careful and formal language. Her mind raced back to her surely dwarf friend Bastion. “Ye daft girl” He would say to her.” Her hands were deftly working the captains wound in a well rehearsed process of stemming bleeding and pinching close the wound in a poultry attempt at battlefield medicine.
“LUCIUS, KEEP THEM OFF ME” The voice boomed again.
Lucius was still alive. Her thoughts were interrupted again as she smiled at the thought. She abandoned the book, closed her eyes and started forming the verbal components of an unknown spell. She prayed to her angry cold Goddess of the sea. She tried not to hope, but then she thought of Lucius, and Sebastian, and Captain Peridout. Her hands erupted in an almost imperceptible blue light. The captain screamed as the wound began to close. As it cinched and scabbed, a dribble of black sludge bubbled from the his shoulder. Like an stillborn child in  it fell to the deck with a “Squelch”. The captain fell back and exhaled in relief and exhausted agony. His shoulder was healed- well- it wasn’t bleeding anymore. It was cold to the touch as he brought his good palm up to inspect the work. It looked cauterized , almost frostbitten.
More cracks of lightning- not from the sky, but the sound was unmistakable. Another unmistakable sound was the unmistakable song that the cre had taken up. Steel was still clattering as more enemies emerged from the depths, but the crew was harmonizing between stabs and parrys.
    But when th' Bastards gets clear o' th' land.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
It's then as ye'll hear th' sharp word o' command.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
Lela could still hear the sounds of battle as she began to stumble backwards onto the deck. The spell was harder than she imagined. She wasn't even sure if she had done what she needed to but there wasn’t time to wonder. She heard a wet gurgle accompanied by footsteps behind her. A crewmember, his name was Mills if she remembered correctly- he was grabbing at his neck. Blood was seeping from behind his hand, and then he fell dead in a heap. In an instant a man had died at her feet
Then she saw it.
Yes it, for it had no discernable sex or gender.
The bottom of the beast was a snake like tail, brown and gray scales adorned it’s whole body. The body was muscular and dripping with sea water. Its face was snarling and angry like a malformed orc or ogre, with tendrils hanging from its face. The worst part was what it had in it hands. A large, cruel axe, with notches and stains all about it. Itm slid slowly towards them as Lela froze in fear. Lela’s only concern was imposing herself between the captain and the beast.
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“Wave...speaker…”
It spoke. It spoke? It spoke common. It was guttural, and slow. Like Mills choking on his blood. It sounded like angry choppy waves, but Lela understood the words nonetheless.
“Wavespeaker….” it repeated. It was only 4 or 5 feet away.
Before Lela could respond to the dripping angry mouth of the beast, a crossbow bolt found it’s chest and it roared in defiant anger.  
Behind her, The captain was propped up on his elbows, spent crossbow in hand. Looking proud as a peacock, it was when the Merrow Chieftain rushed Lela that he realized his action where folly.
Lela hit the deck as the blunt side of the axe connected with her sternum
“Salt!” came the injured man’s voice,
But, his concern was short lived as thunder cracked overhead like the blast of a cannon. An impossibly thin white line traced down from the storm clouds, straight down the merrow’s spine. It tensed, as electrical energy burned it from the inside.
The lightning flashed, and the meat that used to be a feared enemy became nothing more than a charred husk of scale and bone. It was over.
Lela scrambled to the railing as the crew from the main deck began to let out a cheer. Bodies- Over a dozen over a dozen, lie in heaps over the ship. Not all of these crospes were merrow, but a majority were burnt husks of the amphibious invaders.
Without a pause, the crew was gathering injured, fishing corpse from the water, and pushing the bodies of invaders over the edge of the ship. It was then that Lela saw him.
Her mentor was descending from the sky, like some kind of underwhelming angelic figure, he drifted from a point maybe 40 feet above the deck. How did she miss seeing him the first time. He drifted down in front of the captain and set to treating the captain.
“Here, drink this”.
He produced a piss-yellow liquid and had the captain’s pained form drink deep.
“But, how did you…” Lela started.
Without looking over his shoulder the old wavespeaker flatly said “I needed a better vantage point- luckily these old bones have a few tricks in them”. He was inspecting the wound, tracing and studying the frostbitten shoulder. The captain’s reflex was to wince in pain and sharply intake breathe. The wavespeaker's head spun, his gaze piercing the dumbfounded Lela.
“Im sorry... I had to stem the bleeding… The spear was poisoned and I needed to-” she started
His intense face broke to one of the first genuine smiles that the old man had worn. “Don’t you dare apologize. You did exactly as i asked, you kept our captain alive. Here, come help me get him in a right state.”
As the struck Genasi approached she noticed that captain was fast asleep- not unconscious, but sleeping. Her eyes met her mentor’s and he gave a hearty shrug “He’ll be easier to heal if he's out cold. His eye were not as scary, his face seemed brighter. Had battle brought out the real wavespeaker? He seemed so much younger.
“Here, I’m going to sling his shoulder, hold his torso...”
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