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[dorothygale]

*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

[myreputation]

going from the warm, cozy midnights room to the cold, barren ttpd hallway and office

[mudanonaito]

[rythyme]

get booped idiot

[curecraft]

[alanshemper]

[throesofincreasingwonder]

"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

[dorothygale]

dashboard simulator: the taylor swift album leaked

🦋 swiftiemutual13

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🐱 offline-swiftie

wait i just got online did the album leak

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🍑 nonswiftie-mutual

does anyone have a link lmao

#x.txt

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💋 swiftie-mutual reblogged swiftie-mutual-inlaw

🫶 swiftie-mutual-inlaw

if you listen to leaks you should literally be stoned to death

#taylor swift #ttpd

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👩🏼 another-swiftie-mutual

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🐱 offline-swiftie reblogged swiftgifblog

💁🏼‍♀️ swiftgifblog

#eras tour #we were both young when i first saw queue

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👩🏼 another-swiftie-mutual

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🐵 funnyman-blogger

listened to the entire album three times why does she suck soooo bad lmaoo i'm about to listen to it again because of how bad it is

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👱🏻‍♀️ person-who-acts-like-theyre-a-swiftie

listened to the entire album three times why does she suck soooo bad lmaoo i'm about to listen to it again because of how bad it is

#she hasn't made anything good since 2008

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👩🏼‍🎓 differentswiftie

anonymous asked: do you have a link???

here you go

#seriously. find it yourself if you're that desperate #ask #anonymous

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🦋 swiftiemutual13

#help

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🍂 otherswiftie

guys i'm starting to lose hope for evermore long pond

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[jupiter-suggestion]

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

[nikki-rook]

smitten | adjective | smit·​ten deeply affected with or struck by strong feelings of attraction, affection, or infatuation

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

[rythyme]

me when i fucking Boop you

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[percabetn]

i can’t stop thinking about how annabeth e-mailed percy the photo of her at dc but this doofus decided to print it and put it in his notebook to stare at her whenever he could. talk about dedication

[deadbeatescape]

starting a collection of sped up star trek gifs

[throesofincreasingwonder]

Anyway. Sorry to be an English major on main but yes all stories have meanings and say things