#8/10 which is so high since it was a millennial barn wedding

[theinconveniencing]

okay I’m back home from the only wedding I’ve ever enjoyed so it’s time for my long awaited wedding review

lowlights and critiques: too much country music. you both grew up in the city you can’t fool me. also didn’t appreciate the dick sucking joke the best man out in his speech. I know it’s an adult only wedding but I am still here with my mother. there could have been more than two bathroom stalls and some porta potties pls do better. no fergalicious.

highlights and things that slayed: cousin came in on a horse drawn carriage and tbh I think she deserved it. her dress made her look like a princess it was totally appropriate. ceremony was short and sweet and my fav uncle officiated and it was great. the music that wasn’t country was fantastic white people dancing music. we had ymca and my cousin singing the middle by jimmy eat world and uptown funk and I wanna dance with somebody. I literally danced more than I have ever danced at any school dance (I have never danced at a school dance). the food was honestly pretty average except for the sun dried tomatoes oh my god delish. almost as delish as the fancy cupcakes they had. never knew I needed a lemon raspberry cupcake. there was a photo booth that was rlly cute. will treasure those photo strips forever. a gay couple were the owners of the venue and they were the djs which was fun. and there was one lesbian couple out on the dance floor I love y’all you made my night #gayrights. speaking of the venue it was actually fucking Sick considering it was barn. way better than the barn my prom was in. no I will never stop talking about how bad my prom was and I did bring it up to my sister continuously all night. and ofc I got to see some family I hadn’t seen in a long while.