#A boy can wish 😪

[mr-walkingrainbow]

I noticed your tags and I genuinely didn't realize I forgot to follow you mijnhubgyvftcdrx my apologies. Also, I don't use she/her pronouns

GUYS HE FOLLOWED ME WE WON! WE WON THE BOYFAILURE CHALLENGE I JUSR CREATE TWO POINT THREE SECONDS AGO!

[sharlsworld]

official milf & dilf - 𝐜𝐬𝟓𝟓 ✽

✿ carlos sainz x influencer!reader (obvi)

✿ the journey of carlos and his wife on their way to becoming parents

ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳˢ’ˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ ୨୧ i made this in the beginning of the year

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june 7th, 2023

carloslovesyn

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carloslovesyn So baby Sainz is coming in february 2024

charles_leclerc I know bro, I was in the hotel room next to yours last month…

yn your so baby girl i love you hot daddy YUMYUMYUM 👅🫦

⤷ arthur_leclerc oh! 😄

⤷ yn fuck off butt slut

lilymhe yeah your married and she’s pregnant with your baby but she’s still mine

⤷ carlossainz55 Oh you wish

francisca.cgomes whatever 💔

alexandrasaintmleux why is this so aesthetic

landonorris i hope this means she’ll mature and not be so mean

⤷ yn you thought marriage would mature me, you know better by now

georgerussell63 That’s gonna be the most beautiful baby to ever exist

⤷ yn thanks to me

⤷ georgerussell63 Ok sure…

⤷ yn george russell you are my biggest opp

danielricciardo Looks like you got some strong swimmers, congrats mate!

⤷ yn 😭😭

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thisisnotyn

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thisisnotyn might’ve forgotten to take my birth control last month

carlossainz55 Your always forgetting something cariño 😂❤️

⤷ francisca.cgomes your such a millennial

⤷ carlossainz55 What’s that supposed to mean? 😐

anasainzvdec ♥️

lewishamilton Congratulations! ♥️

landonorris i’m scared to see what you will be like in the next 9 months

carmenmmundt Oh my goodness congrats your gonna be such good parents ♥️

⤷ thisisnotyn thank you so much carmen i love you

⤷ carmenmmundt I love you more y/n 🥰

oliviarodrigo MILF MILF MILF 🤤🤤

francisca.cgomes omg your gonna be such a good mom i can see it already 😩

alexandrasaintmleux already cant wait to meet baby sainz 😪

lilymhe your my hero y/n i wanna be like you when i grow up

⤷ carlossainz55 Aren’t you older then her?

⤷ lilymhe weren’t you already in school when she was born?

⤷ carlossainz55 You don’t always have to go there Lily 😔

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september 19th, 2023

carloslovesyn

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carloslovesyn The theory is true guys, face her north for a boy

charles_leclerc I wish your fans could see how you two really are

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux why are you always the first person to comment

⤷ charles_leclerc I always keep my notifications on for my man 😘😉

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux wow ok then.

yn baby boy 🩵

⤷ carloslovesyn Why don’t you call me baby boy?

⤷ yn oh jeez

alex_albon some things are better left unsaid chili

pierregasly thanks for the advice mate 😋

⤷ francisca.cgomes 😏

⤷ carloslovesyn Ok that’s enough

⤷ pierregasly so you can get freaky in the comments but not us?

⤷ carloslovesyn Not under my post 🚫

danielricciardo CARLOS SAINZ JR JR

⤷ landonorris jr jr 😭😭

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thisisnotyn

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thisisnotyn can’t wait for my boy to arrive

zendaya me and tom are sending all of our love from the uk! 🩵🩵

⤷ thisisnotyn awh i miss you two 🥹

⤷ tomholland2013 Sending spider-man merch over right now

roscoelovescoco Best’s Godmother to’s best’s mom!

⤷ yn i love you roscoe

francisca.cgomes i can’t get over how much of a baddie you’ll be 🫦

⤷ lilymhe going to combust just thinking about it

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux i know the feeling

⤷ carmenmmundt I catch myself thinking about it all the time

⤷ pierregasly ok that’s enough

⤷ alex_albon i’ve seen enough

⤷ charles_leclerc Every single post of y/n

⤷ georgerussell63 Well now I know what you all feel like…

⤷ carloslovesyn Why are you all obsessed with my wife?

⤷ lilymhe why are saying that like a gazillon other people aren’t

fernandoalo_oficial So excited to meet him next year! 💙

maxverstappen1 I’m sending redbull merch over right now

⤷ carlossainz55 Don’t even think about it

⤷ maxverstappen1 Might be saving you money for next season 🤷‍♂️

⤷ yn OH?!

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january 1st, 2024

yn

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yn see you next month hermano 🤍

carlossainz55 First

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hoeforsainzzz WTF JAW DROPPED HEART STOPPED THIS GIRL JUST HARD LAUNCHED HER PREGNANCY 😭

leclerc_pascale Can’t wait to meet him ❤️

landonorris let’s pray he doesn’t get your meaness

smoothoperator55 BABY SAINZ? BABY BOY SAINZ? DILF CARLOS? MILF Y/N?

ynissocutiepatootie STOP MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS IM SHOOK

alexandrasaintmleux he’s so loved already ❤️

hearts4lando WASN’T EXPECTING THIS ON THE FIRST DAY OF 2024

beloved.hamilton EVERYONE SHUT UP CARLOS IS A DILF AND Y/N IS A MILF 😨

ynstan4lyfe HELO ME AHDNANAWWOWO

lilac.leclerc OH MY FUCK BALLS

slutmeoutlewis YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THIS TYPE OF NEW ON A RANDOM ASS MONDAY

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 Next month

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charles_leclerc Congratulations mate! I am so happy for you and y/n ♥️

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landonorris congratulations to the best mate and to the meanest person i know! ♥️

⤷ yn why you always insist on being a hater

⤷ landonorris girl your the biggest hater i know don’t even

anasainzvdec So excited 🥰

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fernandoalo_oficial Congrats Carlos & Y/n! I wish you a happy and healthy baby ❤️

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danielricciardo carlos sainz jr jr

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blancasainzv Can’t wait to meet my nephew! 🤍

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scuderiaferrari Can’t wait to see him in the paddock next year 😍

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carlossainzoficial ♥️

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hoeforsainzzz i love how everyone’s acting like they didn’t already know 😭

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march 29th, 2024

yn

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yn Mathéo James Sainz 2.14.24 ♥️

carlossainz55 Mi sol y mi luna ♥️

⤷ yn i love you chili

⤷ carlossainz55 I love you the most mami

⤷ hoeforsainzzz MAMI??? IM GONNA NUT

⤷ yn me too girl 😭

bretmanrock i love you queen your my hero

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lilymhe MILF MILF MILF

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francisca.cgomes hot mama & cutie baby

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alexandrasaintmleux motherhood looks so good on you 😫😫

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carmenmmundt Valentine baby 🥰

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⤷ georgerussell63 Carmen only thirsts on the priv I guess

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⤷ lovely.leclerc oh? 😭😨

lewishamilton Congratulations you two ❤️

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danielricciardo Same puppy dog eyes like his dad

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alex_albon i bet he misses his favorite uncle already

⤷ charles_leclerc Girl what…

⤷ landonorris don’t even 🤣🤣

⤷ charles_leclerc Guys I was basically there when that baby was conceived i’m the favorite uncle

⤷ landonorris tf you are i was the first in the lobby when she went into labor

⤷ charles_leclerc Cause I was out buying SUSHI for her after she gave birth SO HA

⤷ landonorris i built his crib

⤷ charles_leclerc The crib I bought for them 🤣 suck my toes nowins I win

⤷ alex_albon well shit

⤷ yn charles is his favorite lando…you should’ve been more considerate when you ate the WHOLE TUB of ice cream i bought

⤷ landonorris my villian origin story.

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 February 14th, 2024 me and my wife welcomed our baby boy Mathéo James Sainz into the world ♥️

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yn i love you papi

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⤷ carlossainz55 I love you the most mami, always and forever

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charles_leclerc ♥️♥️

landonorris uncle lan misses matty already

carlossainzoficial My grandson ❤️

pierregasly bro doesn’t know how lucky he got in the gene compartment

scuderiaferrari Future f1 driver 😍❤️

⤷ thisisnotyn not for you guys 🤣🤣

⤷ yn oops sorry my account got hacked 😂

alexandrasaintmleux garçon précieux 🥰

landonorris dilf

⤷ yn go away whore

⤷ landonorris i am APPALLED by this behavior y/n.

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 My whole world 🌍❤️

yn i love you cheesy boy 🤍

⤷ carlossainz55 I love you the most honey

landonorris yuck 🤮

⤷ yn if you had a girlfriend you would be the same way, unfortunately that day has yet to come 🤣🤣💀

alexandrasaintmleux cuties ❤️❤️❤️

francisca.cgomes MY whole heart 🥰

⤷ carlossainz55 You, Lily, and Alex are my BIGGEST and only opps

⤷ francisca.cgomes TAKE THE L 🤣🤣

lilymhe so precious 🥹🥹💗

charles_leclerc Carlos never lets a day go by without him talking about Mathéo & y/n

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scuderiaferrari Our favorite family ❤️

carloslovesyn cuteness overload fr

[eversincevenus]

In a world of boys. CL¹⁶

°•Summary:When least expected, is revealed to the public your and Charles wedding.

request are open.

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yourinstagram: Part time driver, full time photographer 📸.

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username to have charles leclerc has my personal photographer😩

username: what i wouldn't do for that😩☝️

username: a girl can dream.

username not he giving his all to yn's pics

yourusername: what can i say, he understand the importance of my ig feed.

charles_leclerc: im you elite employee!

username: not charles being chronically online🤠

yourusername: baby stop ✋️!!

charles_ leclerc posted on their stories

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replies to your story

username: stop, she so pretty 😍

username: where are you guys at???

username: is not her b-day rigth?

liked by charles_leclerc, yourbff and 164.037 others.

yourinstagram: such a special moment shared with all our special people ❤️

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username: body goals ✨️ 😍

username: yes, i wish i was that pretty

username: where the dress is from?? Is so dreamy

yourbff: stop, this is such a emotional moment for me 😪😪

yourusername: don't be like that, you know u are my forever ♥️

yourbff: I better be!

charles_leclerc: my till the end

yourusername: 💗🤍

username: tell me why everything is so strange these days.

username: that's what I been saying, what are they celebrating???

username: it could be someone birthday, you guys need to chill

username: no, (y/n) friend and charles comments sus

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yourinstagram: caro mio ben.

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username: stopppppppp

username: my parents are married 😪😪

username: and the children (us) were no there

username: 😩

username: i knew it!!!

username: my husband has a wife

username: We need more photos

charles_leclerc: mon ange 🤍

scuderiaferrari: we're emotional here

username: she officialy the W in wag.

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im back, not with a noah post but with a charles one. Already want to say I'm sorry for everyone who is waiting for my noah post, I'm just not inspired to write and I'm trying my best, I just have all these ideas on my head but is very difficult for me to put them out.

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Second chances {5} | LN⁴

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REPLIES:

user1: no cos charles WOULD be the type of man to do this

user2: my girls gonna get her heartbroken AGAIN

user3: praying she breaks up with him, if the rumours are true, and get back with lando😔

↳ user1: i hope she takes a MUCH needed break and THEN gets back with lando

user4: girlie deserves better

user5: who even is this mila girl??

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yourusername: taking a small break from boys and social media! 🤍

to the one i’ve always loved, i’m sorry for everything i put you through and everything that’s happened this last year, i hope you can forgive me🧡

landonorris: i’d always forgive you, it’s my fault too. i’ll be waiting for you, my love❤️

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charles_leclerc: i’m sorry😪

↳ landonorris: dude, fuck off

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user1: my y/nlando heart cannot handle this

user2: take all the time you need !! 🫶

user3: the last sentence😭an apology😭to lando😭

danielricciardo: i’m coming to visit soon

↳ yourusername: 🫶

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yourusername

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yourusername: i’m back, WITH A CAT!! 🥺🧡

landonorris: adorable

↳ yourusername: isn’t he just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen😭😭

↳ landonorris: i was talking about you🙄

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danielricciardo: that cat looks familiar👀

↳ yourusername: 👀👀

user1: NO COS SHE USED THE ORANGE HEART

user2: orange heart when y/n uses it = lando😭

user3: y/n and lando back together?!?!?! please🙏🏼

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landonorris: great race weekend🧡

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yourusername: congrats on P3! you did amazing!! 🧡

↳ landonorris: just for you❤️

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↳ user1: and you’re telling me they’re NOT TOGETHER?!?!

user2: wishing y/n was there with him like last year:(

maxverstappen1: maybe one day you’ll beat me😉

↳ landonorris: i will mate, don’t you worry💪

mclaren: 🧡

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part 6 will be the last part! who should my next social media au be on and what should be the plot?🤔

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to the moon & back

jamie drysdale x fem!hughes!reader

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y/n.hughes: philly 🧡🧡

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userone: THE TYING OF THE SHOES

usertwo: how many pics does y/n have of jamie tying her shoe 😭

lhughes_06: so you’d rather go & visit your bf instead of your brothers when offered 🤨🤨

y/n.hughes: this was already planned luke

lhughes_06: you were JUST in philly!

jackhughes: give her a break lukey, she’s having withdrawals

y/n.hughes: AM NOT

jackhughes: ARE TOO

trevorzegras: i would’ve never thought i’d ever say this but i miss you & jimbo’s lovey dovey grossness 😪

y/n.hughes: awww trev, you do have a heart 😊

trevorzegras: i take it back

jamie.drysdale: no take backs bud

cam.york: like this if jamie & y/n are the cutest couple that’s blessed your feed

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userthree: my comfort couple fr

philadelphiaflyers: we always love having you y/n! feel free to come over whenever (please, jamie does not shut up about you)! 🧡🧡

userfour: admin begging y/n to come over whenever she can so jamie can stop talking and complaining about missing her 😭😭

jamie.drysdale: i love you so much baby 💓💓

mfrost16: everyone say thank you y/n for making jamie no longer mopey & sad (he literally never shuts up about you)

cam.york: thank you y/n!

foerster.71: thanks y/n!

joelfarabee: please stay forever. he always manages to bring you into topics of conversations somehow & i am TIRED of hearing how y/n’s favorite color is green & how everything reminds him of you 😭🙏

lhughes_06: sounds like your man’s a simp for you y/n.hughes

y/n.hughes: as he should 😙

jamie.drysdale: 🧍🏻🧎🏻‍♀️❤️ y/n.hughes

y/n.hughes: idk what that means but same baby <3

trevorzegras: i don’t think i want to know

userfive: jamie & y/n >>>> everyone

y/n.hughes just posted!

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y/n.hughes: lover scored his first flyers goal tonight & i couldn’t be more proud 🧡🧡 here’s to many more goals to come my love 💓 (no seriously im so proud of you baby & everything you do fills me with immense pride i love you so much)

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userone: im so glad that y/n was there to witness jamie’s first flyers goal! what a special moment <3

trevorzegras: congrats bud!! miss you lots & am so happy to see philly treating you well

y/n.hughes: jamie audibly sniffled right next to me & said that he missed you

jamie.drysdale: did not

y/n.hughes: did too. it’s okay to miss your best friend jams

trevorzegras: don’t go exposing my boy like that y/n (i miss you too jamie)

usertwo: the way he looks at her in the last picture

userthree: you should’ve seen his celly! he blew a kiss to her & skated to where she was seated & pointed to her too! it was so cute!

usertwo: love love

jamie.drysdale: words are not enough to describe the way i feel about you. you mean the world to me & i am so happy to have you by my side through it all 💓💓

y/n.hughes: i love you to the moon and back jimmy <33

jackhughes: damn didn’t know my sister was a simp

y/n.hughes: basic support for my bf is not being a simp jack. get your priorities in check fr 🙄

_quinnhughes: ❗️❗️YOU TELL HIM SIS❗️❗️

lhughes_06: purr. slay. period. you ended him girl

jackhughes: i –

userfour: these two never fail to make my entire heart melt 😭 i wish one day to have a love like theirs

y/n.hughes: and you will my love! when the time is right 🤍

userfive: i feel like their love story should def be written into a tswift song

philadelphiaflyers: congrats on your first flyers goal jaime! to many more!

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jamie.drysdale: to my sweet girl, thank you so much for always being there for me and never failing to cheer me up. your support means the world to me and i’m so happy to call you my number one cheerleader. you have carved such a special place in my life that i cannot imagine you not in it. you mean everything to me and more 💓💓

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userone: HE TIES HER SKATES TOO 😫😫

trevorzegras: MAJOR SIMP ALERT 🚨

usertwo: THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED LIKE RN

yourbestie: FR THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

jackhughes: he’s basically my brother-in-law already

lhughes_06: they act like such a married couple anyway. they don’t need to get married to prove that fact lmao

y/n.hughes: tears are in my eyes rn 😭 i love you with my entire being jamie i do not think i can imagine anyone else but you in my life either 🤍💓

trevorzegras: also, i better be the best man or i will riot

[sweetestcaptainhughes]

Pls can we have some #9 with mr jack Hughes 😪😪❤️‍🩹

I am gonna be honest I am very much in my feelings today so I wanna apologize in advance if this turns out extra sad.

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Recalling small touches, like brushed hands or a small nudge, and immediately yearning for that warmth again.

Everyone knows that say "if you love something, let it go and if it loves you it will come back to you." Well that saying is complete bullshit and it only leads someone to heartbreak. Now sitting here on the back deck of your ex-boyfriends house trying to control your breathing so no one heard your sobbing, you wished someone would of told seventeen year old that it was bullshit and maybe it would of saved you a bunch of heartache for yourself.

But sadly no one told you, and now here you were crying about the same boy you cried about all those years ago except now it couldn't be written off as something that was "young love." Because the ache that you felt in your chest due to the love of your life coming home this summer engaged to a girl. And but yet every time he passes you, the outside of his hand will ever so slightly brush against yours. Or the fact that when he hands you your morning cup of coffee he holds onto to your hand a little longer than needed. How about the fact that if looks could kill, Trevor Zegras would be a deadman for playing the role of a 'gentleman' and bowing before helping you into the boat yesterday. As the memories of this summer, of the games he has been playing with your heart come flooding to you as you sit here trying to remember how to breath because everything came crashing down tonight at the bonfire at Brock Boesar's house. It wasn't her fault, you try to remind yourself, but you still can't help hating her for having him someone you never will have.

God what you would give, to be able to go back in time to when he was yours all those years ago. When he would stay up late on the phone with despite being states away in New York just to hear your voice because he missed it. When he would save up his allowance to be able buy a new book and ship to your house, because he knew how you felt about flowers and how they were kind of a waste of money. How big of a smile he would have on his lips when he realized you were able to get off work and come over with his parents for his game. Back when he was your world and you were his, but then you destroyed it out of fear.

Fear that you wouldn't be able to grow as people if you only ever knew each other. Fear that neither of you would take risks to grow in your career if you were always thinking of the other. Fear of the stress of you being 3000 miles away in school, while he was in New Jersey starting his NHL career. Both of you were suppose to come back to each other like they saying, both of you were suppose to come back to each other because you loved each other.

But yet now, all you crave is his warmth. You would give anything to feel his ghostly touch down your arm, or a kiss in the crown of your head. But it will never happen because somehow your biggest fear of all has came true, Jack Hughes has outgrown you.

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (2023-24 PART ONE)

notes: is the quality of these screenshots good? no. but i made do with what i could get! anyways, pre-season ones will probably be short because i don’t know the roster quite as well and not everyone plays!

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y/ndevils00

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y/ndevils00 happy happy preseason to us all!!

our fierce satan spawn played split-squad tonight, which means some of my lovely boys went on a quick trip to Montreal to play against the Habs, and the other stayed back in Jersey to play against the Flyers!

i, of course, when given the choice, chose to go to Canada with Jacky and idiots 1 and 2 🫶

AND OH HOW WELL OUR BOYS DID! our Devils at home got a whopping 6-0 shutout against the gritty worship cult! congratulations sluts!

meanwhile, in MTL, these boys won 4-2!!

to start us off, Joe Gambardella got us a goal about halfway through the first period! i tried to get a picture, but he kinda hid behind best friend number 2… i think Jack is teaching the new people and i don’t like it!

then, my favorite child, Simon Nemec got a mind blowing, highlight reel goal, in which the puck bounced off the boards behind the goal net and then bounced off the goalie’s skate and into the net! with an assist from the one and only Jackson Rowden Hughes!!

best friend number 1 got a great power play goal off another assist from my oh so lovely boyfriend!

and to top it all off, that oh so lovely boyfriend got a power play goal! earning him a 3 point night! POP OFF BABY!! YOU DID SO WELL!! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!!

altogether, your New Jersey Devils won both games with a combined 10 points! we’re SO back, baby!!

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jackhughes i DID teach them. it was a welcome back gift for you, to make your non-job-job a little more challenging for you ❤️

y/ndevils00 why do i love you?

jackhughes because i make your life fun and i let you get a cat

y/ndevils00 that you insist you don’t like!

jackhughes cause i don’t

lhughes_06 last week, you barged in my room to show me that LSH likes hugs

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 shut up

user28 jack has officially stopped correcting “jackson” and i live for this

used63 do you think she calls him jackson irl? i wouldn’t be surprised

john.marino97 did i do good?

y/ndevils00 meh, you did okay

john.marino97 THANK YOU! i think i could cry right now

simonnemec17 she said you did okay?

john.marino97 @/simonnemec17 you have a lot to learn. in y/n talk, that’s basically “you played so well and i’m so proud of you”

simonnemec17 you guys are weird

dawson1417 DID YOU SEE MY GOAL?! DID YOU SEE IT? DID YOU SEE IT?

y/ndevils00 I DID! AND I’M SO PROUD!! LOOK AT YOU GO! POP OFF NEMO!

nicohischier no picture for me?

y/ndevils00 oh sorry, let me just go back in time and teleport back and forth between both games so i could get a photo of you

nicohischier great, thank you

y/ndevils00 i hate you, swiss cheese

lhughes_06 let’s go, guys!

y/ndevils00 i wish you had been playing, smush 😪 rest up so you can play on thursday!

lhughes_06 resting 🫡

user99 i don’t even watch hockey, what am i doing following this WAG for her game updates?

jesperbratt i missed you!

y/ndevils00 i’m gonna murder for you

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Mafia Trilogy !Yandere¡

Ranked On Insanity

A/N: This is purely my opinion on them. We all interpret their characters differently so don’t come at me if you don’t like their placements. I’m trying to be kind of accurate to their characters but also do fan service…I’m stressed so plz 😪

Requests open: 24/7

Warnings: Yandere and toxic themes.

Masterlist

I’m ranking them in three different categories…

Delulu to not as delulu

Batshit and completely delusional

These are the men who are at the point of no return….They are willing to do anything to get you at any cost. I do not say this lightly like I mean they are willing to do anything

My boy John has the entire c.i.a. at his very disposal and you think he won’t use it to find you??? He’s going to get you. Sam will too,, He’ll send out multiple men to come hunt you down if you even dare to hide from him. They do not give a flying duck if you don’t even have romantic interest in them, you are their darling. That’s the end of discussion.

Whatever they want you to do, you’re going to do it. There’s no rationalization with these two. Lincoln and Tom give them all the talks they want but they will not listen. Pushed to the brink enough and their friends are not safe either from their delusional thinking.

You already saw what Sam did to Paulie…imagine what he’d do for his darling. Not the ideal men for normal girls. You will be tormented every single step of your relationship with either one of these men.

No effort is made to hide their sinister behaviors and your eyes will bear witness to their horrific atrocities. If you push them too far they might even harm you eventually. There is no escaping or telling what their insanity will make them do.)

Sam Trapani

John Donovan

Pretty fucking crazy but is in a weird gray area between the other two

They are in the middle. Paulie is already an irrational brute and Vito is a traumatized Soldier, so they are definitely operating weirdly.

They both have similar desires of wanting a partner but have been dealt an unlucky hand when it comes to dating so when you came along…they couldn’t let you go. Their obsession comes from a place of codependency..they need you sooo badly and they cannot go back to their old cold life without you.

They really do care about their darling, truly. They’ll do whatever they can to organically win over your love and trust. Sure they will be super touchy, maybe a little too bossy or over protective of you but they mean well… they truly want to be the “chill bf” but who are they kidding??? They are cray cray in the membrane.

At any moment they can and will snap…their delusions will get the best of them if pushed to that point. If they feel like you’re going to leave or are constantly rejecting them, they will do a full 180 and turn into the previous bunch. They are extremely accusatory and feel like you’re constantly trying to cheat or leave them. Tons of arguments and unsavory punishments.

I can’t say they’d do exactly all the same things as the previous much like they’d never physically hurt you or make you watch their crimes but they are damn near close to being like them…

Paulie Lombardo

Vito Scaletta

Average Mafia Member

These men are still very much Yandere and are willing to kill and fuck shit up for you but aren’t as delusional as the rest. Like on average people terms they are very yandere but in comparison to other members of the mob…eh.

I know this is going to piss hella people off but I can’t imagine any of these three holding you against your will or being overly passionate about their darling.

Your safety comes first and they are more go with the flow kind of men. Especially Lincoln and Tommy, despite their desires, your wishes come first. Joe is just Joe, he cares a lot about you but on average he’s like fuck it…it’s your life girl-. Forced intimacy and everything isn’t their thing.

If you really weren’t romantically feeling them they’d just become platonic yanderes and make sure you’re safe from a distance. If any moment you changed your mind they’d be right there waiting to give you the world but if not they really won’t do too much about it. These men would have to have been romantically invested in you for years for them to snap and become like the rest .)

Tommy Angelo

Lincoln Clay

Joe Barbaro

[hunterbunter3000]

Ummm..Just some Sweetheart ideas where 141 + more bring to her a club and she’s like “OHH THIS IS MY SONG~!” And brings one one of the guys to dance all over them and all the other are jelly over that person while Sweetheart barely notices and brings the whole group in to dance with her.

Either that..

Or them watching Sweetheart workout :D

Love your stories by the way, w-would respectfully die for your writing lol.

Aww thank you so much!! So sorry this took long 😔 that shadowban really pushed my ass back 😪

Sweetheart ALWAYS drags Soap and Gaz on the dance floor first, cause she knows they're gonna dance with her. The rest of the boys just watch for any danger surrounding her. Like HAWKS

Krueger, like the obsessed weirdo lover he is, reaalllyyy dislikes how sandwiched she is between Soap and Gaz. They look like they want to eat her and Soap's face is almost pushed up against her chest cause of how tall she is- especially in heels omg (Krueger will skin him if he feels it)

Ghost could kinda care less-- how her hips are swaying to the beat is fucking hypnotic. König and Roach are kinda embarrassed to watch her dance. It's too ✨️erotic✨️ for them LMAO Alex is drunk, so he gets up and goes to dance with them

Price went home. So--

All in all everyone had a good time 💀

- ♡ -

Now the men watching Sweetheart work out... WHEEEEWWWW IT MAKES THEM FEEL A CERTAIN WAY YA FEEL ME??

They wish she shows more skin- like her arms or maybe her legs. But she always wears long sleeve athletic wear and leggings (which show off her ass perfectly so they ain't complaining too much) why do yall think she wears long clothing all the time? Let me see your thoughts 🤔 🧠🤯🤯

And yk my girl STRONK AS SHIT-- DOIN SQUATS WHILE LIFTLING 450lbs ISTG IT MAKES EM WEAK IN THE KNEEESSS

Slim thicc sleeper build on point babes 💅✨️LOLL

Gaz almost tripped while he was running when he saw Sweetheart stretch (he had to waddle to the bathroom)

Ghost helps spot her everytime. He loves feeling the warmth emit from her body (and my god she smells heavenly)

OMG one time, Sweets was gonna practice punching and all of Task Force was gonna watch her (this was waayyy before they knew she can fight, and it was just the original four) so she ties her hair back and wraps her hands. Soap was quite cocky back in the day🧓 (he still is) so he's thinking she ain't really gonna do nothing, Ghost is gonna have to help her build strength and shi

So she gets in her stance and taps the punching bag first. Then all hell breaks loose

THAT FIRST PUNCH WAS SO LOUD ITS LIKE A BOMB WENT OFF-- AND IT STAYED THAT LOUD EVERYTIME SHE PUNCHED THE BAG

The bag was literally swinging and trembling every time. Other rookies and soldiers come around to see wtf is happening and everyone is impressed and scared (THEY DONT WANNA GET PUNCHED) long story short, Ghost didn't have to teach her anything and Soap kept quiet

(Price was just this 😳 and gaz was this😟)

[freesia-writes]

Hello 👋 💌💌💌

This week has been super draining and I'm in need of some good hurt/comfort/angst with my man's cross 😪😪

(Ofc you don't have to pay attention to this considering the theme)

I was wondering if u can write a one shot in which fem! reader is assaulted sexually ( NOT r*pe) but maybe creep gets to like groping area and scarily close to 'more' and so cross notices reader struggling with creep and goes full on rage on the creep, like I'm talking its gotta take more than just wreaker to get crosses fists away from the guys face. And maybe when the bastard is delt with and cross has came to his senses he comforts reader 👉👈

(I don't know if you've written one like this before . So if you're uncomfortable with the suggestion then please just ignore this 🖤🖤)

Hi anon! I'm sorry to hear it's been a draining week. I've been in a Crosshair vortex so you had good timing. ;) I really appreciate such a kind and considerate ask! I hope I nailed it for ya. <3 Crosshair divider by @djarrex

Crosshair x Fem!Reader - SFW - 2.4k words - triggers for sexual assault up to grabbing/neck kissing, violence of a fistfight, emotional repercussions of it all

It was a busy night at 79s, and you were thrilled to see not only a variety of battalions on shore leave but also Clone Force 99. You’d been bartending for almost a year now and had proven yourself proficient enough to manage a shift with the service droids, although tonight you were silently wishing for some extra help as it was a particularly raucous atmosphere in the neon-light-filled club. Your head was spinning already with the endless stream of drink orders and random thoughts being yelled in your direction, but you took a deep breath and focused on the rote muscle memory of preparing the drinks. 

Face after face, trooper after trooper. All alike and yet not even close. You forced a laugh at a cheesy joke, shook your head at an invitation to dance, and handed over a whole line of smoking shot glasses to a pilot with mischief in his eyes. The music shifted to the beginning of a new song, which mercifully was quieter in its intro, and you had a blessed moment to breathe and hear more than just the deafening bass vibrating in your chest as well as your ears. It was at that moment that you saw Crosshair leaning over the bar, catching your eye with his sharp gaze. Your heart did a little flip; you couldn’t for the life of you figure out why this man had you in such a chokehold, but something about the push and pull, the revealing and concealing, the banter and depth had you feeling a certain kind of way about him. 

“Glad to see you boys are back,” you said, resting on your elbows to bring yourself close enough to hear his beautiful voice of cinnamon and amber. “What will it be tonight?”

“Have you forgotten already?” Crosshair drawled, slowly rolling the toothpick to the other side of his mouth. His delivery was deadpan but the glimmer in his rich brown eyes said otherwise.

“I would never!” you gasped in mock indignation, relishing the microscopic curl of the corner of his lips. “But I never know if you’ve found some fancy new creation on your wild and wonderful adventures.”

“Eh. Seems like the best stuff is right here at home,” he returned, tilting his head to allow the vague yet undeniable implication simmer between you. You wanted to linger there all evening, but you had already used up all the time you’d get -- a whole horde of thirsty patrons were yelling at you from across the counter and the service droids were getting backed up.

“The usual, coming right up,” you said, begrudgingly returning to your work. 

The night seemed to go by painstakingly slowly, and you found yourself scanning the crowd to see where Clone Force 99 had posted up for the night. They were usually upstairs, in some quiet corner (as quiet as could be found in the raucous club), out of sight and out of the way. The company of their own squad seemed to be sufficient for them, and they rarely interacted with the other troopers. When they did, it didn’t seem to go well. Just when you thought you were getting a bit of a reprieve, with most of the groups being served and satiated for now, the one clone face you always hated to see appeared at the bar. 

You didn’t know his name, or his CT number, so you always just called him Pervert. He was grizzled and scarred from battle, and apparently that gave him a confidence that he didn’t truly deserve. His relentlessness in hitting on unsuspecting victims was rivaled only by his tendency to get into fisticuffs with little to no provocation. You wanted to feel sorry for him, but you were so frequently the object of his pursuit despite repeated, clear insistence that you weren’t interested, that your sympathy had worn thin. 

He was on another level tonight. You’d already seen a few individuals storm out, frustrated by his raunchy humor and persistent touches, and he’d had a few more drinks than usual. Things were slowing down a bit, as the night wore down to closing time, and you had some gaps between orders to begin restocking and cleaning in preparation for the sweet freedom at the end of your shift. Leaving the service droids to fulfill the occasional drink order that would trickle in, you headed to the utility closet to organize the supplies in anticipation of a quick and efficient clean-up once everyone had left. 

The light was broken again, and you squinted to make out the shapes of the tools you needed, illuminated only by the reflection of the endless neon flashes from the main room. You’d fetched the broom and were searching for the mop when suddenly the light was blocked by a looming shadow in the doorway. Turning around quickly, you were surprised, and immediately fearful, to see Pervert slumped against the frame. 

“Get out of here, Perv. You know you’re not supposed to be back here,” you yelled, absolutely not in the mood for his shenanigans. There was something menacing about his posture though, and your voice quavered despite the feigned bravado in your words. 

“You know you’ve been toying with me long enough,” he slurred, shifting to stand on wobbly feet.

“I’m not toying and you know it. I’m not interested. Now go before I call--”

“Call who, you little tease? There’s no one here that would even miss you,” he said, voice growing louder as he took a tottering step toward you. Your grip tightened on the broom handle, and you felt the cold grip of fear settle more tightly around your core. “Girls like you need to be shown a thing or two,” he continued, reaching for you.

“Stop it!” you shrieked, pressing the broom across his chest and shoving with all your might. But he was already leaning fully in your direction, and you weren’t in any position to brace yourself or take a good swing at him. Before you knew it, he had you pressed against the wall, hot breath burning with alcohol as he shoved his mouth against your ear. 

“Come on, you know you’ve only been postponing the ineninivitibble…” he growled, and you were nearly in a panic now. You struggled against him, trying to get any kind of leverage with your knee or arms, but he’d gotten you pinned far too quickly, and began to bury his face in your neck with a hungry sloppiness that made your stomach turn. You opened your mouth to yell again, but a clammy hand covered it immediately, and you felt the panic threaten to overwhelm you. 

But suddenly he flew backward, crashing into the opposite side of the supply closet with arms and legs everywhere. You gasped, relief and shock cascading over you simultaneously as you recognized Crosshair’s frame in the doorway, dark and backlit by the club lights. He said something, but you were falling apart so much that you didn’t even register his words, and Pervert was already scrambling to his feet with an angry roar. 

Crosshair grabbed your hand, pulling you out the door behind him in one swift movement and turning back to face the inebriated clone, but the split second distraction cost him dearly -- Pervert barreled straight at him, head down, crashing into his stomach and tackling him into the hallway. You yelled incoherent nonsense, frozen to the spot and torn between trying to help somehow or running out to get help. You couldn’t bring yourself to leave Crosshair though, and you tried to swing a kick at Pervert as his fists flailed around the sniper’s head. 

He somehow caught your leg, twisting it and toppling you to the ground with a pained cry, and was on his feet in an instant. But Crosshair matched his speed, and the two of them were at it immediately. Blows landed with sickening thuds, and there was no semblance of gentlemanly combat but rather an all-out, animalistic mess of knees, fingernails, elbows, punches, and kicks. You felt as though you were going to throw up, whether from the pain radiating from your knee or the adrenaline coursing through your veins at the sight before you. It was hard to tell who had the upper hand -- you yelped as you saw Crosshair take a blow to the face, and when he turned back, eyes flashing with more rage than you’d ever seen, there was blood trickling down the corner of his mouth. 

It felt as though it went on forever, and when you caught the movement of a figure crossing the hallway down at the end, you began screaming as though your life depended on it. It caught his attention, and you thanked the Maker as you heard some shouts in the main room, followed by his reappearance with a few others. They usually didn’t intervene when Pervert was on a tear, though, so you were hoping beyond all desperate hope that they were here to help and not just to watch and cheer. 

They couldn’t even get close.

Crosshair was absolutely feral, wrestling now with Pervert like a predatory animal, snarling audibly as he drove a knee into the clone’s side. He crumpled to the ground and Crosshair was on him in a flash, pummeling him with punches that were as relentless as the sexual advances that Pervert had been dealing out. You couldn’t tell if Pervert was even moving anymore, and you felt the fear start to blur your vision, but the clones grabbed Crosshair by the arms and pulled him away, leaving his opponent in a motionless heap. They had their hands full though, as they were met with growls and squirms as Crosshair sought to free himself from their grasp, still lunging for the figure on the ground. His face was contorted, bright red and sweaty, and you couldn’t tear your eyes from it until another clone approached you, bending down and offering to help you up. 

It took a while for everything to die down. 

Pervert was taken away and some of the local police droids remained behind. Statements and holos were taken, and one of the clone medics gave you a quick bacta injection to hold you over until you could receive proper medical attention. Crosshair had disappeared, and you were leaning over the sink in the refresher, splashing cold water over your face with trembling hands. You did your best to fix your appearance, at least pulling your clothes back where they belonged, then limped out to the main floor. You almost collapsed in relief as you saw that the police droids had cleared the bar out, deeming it to be closed prematurely, and the silence was as deafening as it was welcoming after the whole ordeal. 

There would be no cleanup tonight. You instructed the droids to complete as much of it as they were capable, and collapsed onto a stool to balance the credit register. It was wildly difficult to keep a singular train of thought, and you had to refocus yourself repeatedly, taking twice as long for a usually easy task. A smooth voice over your shoulder startled you into dropping an entire handful of credits, a curse falling from your lips as you whirled to see Crosshair. 

“Sorry,” he said, hands in the air in submission, “I just…”

“Crosshair!” you interrupted, eyes widening at the sight of him. His left eye was swollen and surrounded by black and blue, and the right side of his bottom lip still had a formidable split in it that he had to keep dabbing with a napkin. “Ohh, I’m so sorry. Look at you,” you said, eyes beginning to glisten with tears. You wanted to reach out and touch him, but the mere thought of getting off your stool was too much until you realized you had to pick up all the credits you’d just scattered. With painstaking movement, you shuffled off, moving toward him for a moment as you took in his bruised yet intent face. “I feel so bad,” you murmured. 

“It was worth it,” he answered, eyes narrowing as he continued, “That filthy reg deserved every bit.”

“But you didn’t,” you said softly, mouth curving into a frown. 

The conversation stalled as you bent down to pick up the credits, surprised when he joined you to help. Your eyes met as he handed you a few, and you cupped his hand with intentionality as you took them from him, brushing his red knuckles with your thumb before staggering to your feet with a wince. 

“Are you alright?” he asked, taking a step closer as you leaned backward onto your stool, dropping the credits into a bag and zipping it shut.

“I will be,” you said, moved by his compassion that seemed such a stark contrast to the sharp exterior. You looked at him again, yearning to convey so much but being entirely too shell shocked to put it into words. “Thank you,” you whispered, eyes dropping to your hands, which were folding and unfolding awkwardly in your lap. His fingers lightly grazed the side of your cheek, causing you to flinch disproportionately, and he retracted them quickly.

“Sorry.”

“No, it… normally it would be nice… sorry… I’m kind of a mess right now.” 

“Understandable.”

But the combination of his gaze, his presence, and his bravery cleared some of the fog in your mind like the sun breaking through the clouds on a coastal morning, and you lurched to your feet again, wrapping your arms around him in a sudden hug that made him freeze for a moment. You pulled them tightly yet carefully around his waist, pressing the side of your head against his chest and shoulder to try to express your gratitude. His stiffness slowly gave way to movement, and he rested his own arms awkwardly over your shoulders. 

“Thank you,” you said again, pulling away to meet his gaze but leaving your arms around his waist. You didn’t think you’d want to be touched, but he felt strong and safe, a soothing presence in the face of all that had transpired. “Really,” you emphasized, heart skipping a beat at the flash of softness in his beautiful eyes. 

“It’s alright,” his sybillant voice was honey to your ears.

You had a feeling this wouldn’t be the end of things between you.

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[yuyuonabeat]

not gonna lie, i wish i could peg any ateez member...

Oh yes. Fuck yes. I wanna peg them all but yeosang is at the top of my list.

Pretty boy so soft and sensitive. I feel like Yeosang would love to get pegged on missionary while holding hands and looking into your eyes.

Biting his lips and mewling softly. He’d start to tear up.

Fuck I’d give anything to see the bulge on his lower belly. I’d place his hand over it so he can feel me inside him while I fuck him.

Then have him cum all over his tummy and chest.

So pretty. 😔😪

[toomuchracket]

ooo okay. d word matty is like super horny before a show, and you decide to give him a bj or he does something else 😪

hopefully posting this before the bitch in question reappears lol

oh my god remember those south american shows where he was like just... wearing tank tops and being all rockstar bf? thinking you've flown out for that little leg of the tour, and something about having gorgeous you with him in this gorgeous place in gorgeous weather has matty going absolutely loopy. like usually you're both really very good at keeping things professional backstage, but matty's absolutely on one today; he's coming up behind you and cuddling you while you scan various documents and fire off emails, pulling you into kisses whenever you pass each other, sliding his hand into the back pocket of your shorts to squeeze your bum while you stand side-by-side chatting to other people. you know damn well what he's doing, but you don't entertain any of your boyfriend's horny notions until everyone has some downtime before the boys go on - matty texts you to meet him in one of the dressing rooms, which you find empty aside from him sitting on the sofa. sensibly, you lock the door behind you, before going over to matty; to give him his due, he does take and kiss your hand and say "hi, my beautiful girl" before he pulls you onto his lap for a long kiss and starts grinding up into you. you pull away from the kiss (but don't stop moving your hips) like "not that i'm complaining, but what's gotten into you baby?". and matty shrugs and he's like "just really really want you lol", and you grin and kiss him again like "i love how obsessed you are with me. can i suck you off to show how flattered i am?" - matty's visibly affected by that, but he shakes his head and says "not right now, sweetheart, we don't have the time and i need to be inside you or i might go insane. will you lie down for me? let me make you feel good?". now it's your turn to be affected; the heat rushes to your cheeks and you whine, nodding as you climb off matty's lap and lay down on the couch, shimmying off your shorts and underwear as matty stands and undoes his own. he pauses briefly for a second when you spread your legs, and you can practically see the cogs turning in his brain as he debates whether or not to go down on you, but he shakes his curls and kneels on the sofa - within seconds, he's pushing into you, stretching you out in the most delicious way, the two of you moaning into each other's mouths before matty closes the gap between them and kisses you. it's definitely a quickie, but a bloody good one; with your legs around his slutty, slutty waist, matty's hitting exactly where you need him to, his mouth alternating between kissing the crook of your neck and murmuring "so fucking wet for me, taking me so fucking well, my good girl" into it. when he shifts his weight onto his left arm and brings his right hand to thumb at your clit, the telltale pressure begins to build in your lower stomach - you moan matty's name into his mouth, and he smiles and whispers "it's alright, princess, go ahead. cum for me, do it, be a good girl and cum all over my dick". naturally, you oblige, leaning up to kiss matty to quiet your orgasm-induced whines, before pulling back and reaching up to tug on his curls like "want you to cum inside me, please, fill me up"; matty's thrusts falter and his jaw drops at your words, before he fulfils your wish with a groan of your name. you both lie there for a second to catch your breath, before you reach over to your discarded shorts and pull a packet of tissues to hand to matty. he giggles when you do, like "ever the professional, always prepared. i love it. i love you. gonna pull out now, here we go"; once he's cleaned you both up a little, you lean up to kiss him and say "i love you. now, come on, you've got a show to get ready for lol", and matty kisses you once more like "round two at the hotel later? you can give me that blowjob you're so desperate for, and i can return the favour. sound good?", and you're like "fucking absolutely" lol <3

[meebs-sleeps]

Hello! Welcome to my blog, you can call me Meebi!!

Things about me:

I am 18 years old!

I have a pet bird named Weed<3

I love, love, LOVE Twisted Wonderland!!! sgsh

My mbti is INFP :D

My birthday is 22 March!

I rlly like the octotrio ( >• w •)>

What I will write here:

I am still brand new to Tumblr and I haven't really written anything yet, so some things won't seem all that professional like other cool authors here sbshsg

This is a Twisted Wonderland blog, meaning that I will only be writing the lovely twisted boys!

You can give me requests for whom you want me to write and I will try my best to fulfill your wishes!

You can request:

Yandere! ް 0 ް

Smut 😼

Crack! (Snap and pop!)

Whichever else I will feel comfortable with shshsh

Fluff!! ♡♡♡

ANGST!! YES, I LOVE ANGST I LOVE CRYIKG AHSGAHAHAH

I won't write:

Non con

Character x Character

I'll add more in the future!!

Like I said, I am still new to this, so please bear with me :,) I also would love to write headcannons and long fics too!(Still learning on how to make them eeeexxtraaa looonggg)

I also have to warn you that English isn't my first language and I will make LOTS of spelling mistakes 😪 So if I do anything wrong, feel free to correct me!

I will also do some rambles from time to time, and if you like it, maybe I can turn it into a fic :D

That's all I have to say for now, so bai bai and I will see you again in the future! :D

[megamindsecretlair]

I know you’ve seen Mea Culpa👀

You know I did 🫠

It was good! It wasnt AS bad as I was thinking. It definitely couldve been better. Idk why Tyler Perry thinks its a flex to write, direct, and produce these movies in 20 days but he clearly has no real friends. No one's telling him to fn quit. And he needs some real therapy.

Its becoming abundantly clear how he really feels/thinks about Black women and men, specifically dark skinned Black people.

Either he wanted to fuck Trevante or wanted to be that character, maybe some combination of the two, but lawdt. I have more questions at the end of this than answers. But I'll take more Trevante. 🥵 baby, the way I want to rewrite that entire movie 🫠🫠🫠

Like forgive my ego, but it couldve been handled so much better! Spoilers under the cut!!!

See, me personally, I feel like Kelly played it entirely too cold. She was cleary bitter about her aint shit husband and I dont condone cheating, but if there was ever a good reason for it 😪

The mom was entirely too fuckin nasty towards her and Charlise. Entirely too much venom. Especially considering that you don't find out why until the last 30mins of the movie. And it comes off like emotional incest, because why is she that invested her in sons' lives???

I still dont know what happened with the blood and bone fragments found in the paintings. Sure you can say it was planted by the brother in law, but I needed that explicitly stated. Why were there paintings in the brother in laws house? Why did Zyair paint all over that lady's portrait?

Were they together? Chuz he said they werent and then referred to her as a gf? And why was Hydie hiding out in the DR, scared out of her mind if Zyair posed no threat to her?

I also dont know why TP loves hitting on Black women. Like that part of it was sooo unnecessary. Her WEAK ass husband didnt have to hit her in the end. And TP petty as hell for the bill scene. You KNOW that was in response to his BS commentary on how Black women need to be happy with the bare minimum.

Zyair could have been more interesting. He came off so pushy? More worried about getting her in bed than the seduction. The corruption. Slowly driving her insane with lust. I didnt like that she hopped on him after fucking the snow patrol, and in response to her weak ass husband. Like he shouldnt have been a factor. Fuck him 🤷🏽‍♀️

Plot holes aside, I genuinely did like it. I juss wish there was more than one sex scene between them. Because fuhhh that was hot 🥵🥵 Ill be honest, I wanted a court drama 😪🤣🤣

I do like that she didnt stay with him in the end and he continued bout his fuck boy activites. Hes so disrespectful. Jeebus, I need him 🥵🥵🥵

[sneezemonster15]

Hi, did you see this art made by a fellow SNS fan? https://at.tumblr.com/nareuteo/i-wish-i-could-make-this-up/0tzon788tzi5

This is so true and I'm one of the people who really like SNS as it is, I don't like when people change either Naruto or Sasuke or both into girls, but sometimes when I see enough posts from homophobes acting this way, I actually find myself wishing Sasuke was a girl so we could've had SNS be canon, and the anti fandom wouldn't be so loud and annoying. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure SS and NH fans would still exist, but I'm sure they'll either be a minority, or they won't get as annoyed if someone says they prefer SNS. They definitely wouldn't use any "sibling" arguments, that's for sure. 😭 Plus we wouldn't have to deal with cringey ass novels and animations like whatever's going on with Boruto and that SS novel. 😪 What do you think?

Hey.

No way in hell would I have either Sasuke or Naruto be anyone other than who they are. One of the major reasons this story is so amazing and the narrative so rich and nuanced is because they are both boys and in love with each other. If Sasuke was a girl, we would not see Naruto facing such a dilemma and kage arc certainly wouldn't have had the impact that it did. This love story wouldn't have had the impact that it did if one of them was a girl. Characterisation and narrative isn't interchangeable like that. Who they are and what their circumstances are like informs the story and its ending. We have had enough heteronormative media to last us for the next century and I certainly don't want any more. It's an entirely oversaturated theme.

I don't care how many homophobes are out there in the fandom or in the world. They don't get to appropriate this media just because of their narrow and bigoted worldview. They need to acknowledge that people can be gay and in love. And Naruto and Sasuke are both. Because what's the point of reading the story if you can't even follow it for what it is? I will certainly not capitulate to the whims and fancies and entitlement of heteronormative folks who think the entire world caters to them and they can have whatever they want.

Well, they don't get to have Naruto. Fuck that. They don't get to trivialize and appropriate it just because of their mindless, unintelligent, imperceptive and thoughtless projection. This story is a love story about two boys. And they will just have to accept it. I don't care whose feelings get hurt. Cry me a river. Boo fucking hoo.

It does hurt me that SNS isn't canon. But I would rather have that than Sasuke being a girl. The ending, no matter how tragic it is, is realistic. But it would be this story's defeat if Sasuke were a girl, because it would take away all the challenges that Sasuke and Naruto face in terms of each other and the plot would change. If Sasuke were a girl, the story would certainly not remain the same because shinobi world is a homophobic and heteronormative world, m/f relationships are more than normalised in it, and it doesn't allow anything outside the norm including gay relationships, so characters of Sasuke and Naruto won't face the same dilemmas that they do if they were of the m/f dynamic. We wouldn't see so much tension and intrigue in their dynamic if one of them was a girl, because it simply wouldn't be required. Sasuke and Naruto's characters would not be the same if one of them was a girl. Would you say it would have been better if Jack or Ennis (Brokeback Mountain) were a girl because it would mean they would end up together? Well no. Because in that case, it wouldn't be the same story. It would just be like those other heteronormative love stories that we are already stuffed up to our gills with. There would be no reason for it to stand out the way it does. And the reason it stands out is because it shows a dynamic, characterisation and nuances that we don't get to see in straight love stories given the world they are written in. The film is great because of the characters in it and the way their stories are told, because their struggles are different from the struggles of a straight person living in a glorified heteronormative world that caters to them.

Changing their gender isn't going to fix the problem. The problem is not that they are both boys and in love. The problem is that people are homophobic and prejudiced. You don't get to change the story because you only want to see things through a certain set of lens and want it to follow your worldview. Otherwise what's the point of stories or storytelling? Stories open up an alternate world for you, to look into someone's else life and thoughts. If everything had to abide by the reader's rules, this whole industry would collapse. Stories wouldn't exist. Why would I tell a story if everyone expected to read the same shit in it that they always do? If it was monoform?

As for the cringey novels, they will still exist even if Sasuke were a girl.

One of the reasons bad fics or bad art exist is because people who make them aren't that smart or talented. And even if the story itself changed, those people will still exist. And so the bad art and the bad fics/novels will do too. So will the people who would spend money to buy them.

I love stories. And I love this story. Because of what this story is about. And because of whom it is about. The characters make the story and if I changed the characters, the story would too. And that is not acceptable or right. Let's also not forget that representation matters. Naruto and Sasuke are main characters who are gay lovers in a genre where it isn't generally seen. And they have been written intelligently and sensitively. Respectfully. Realistically. It matters. Making it a het dynamic would be so wrong on so many levels.

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 11)

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y/ndevils00 well… that was painful

welcome back to my post-game recap! if you don’t know who i am because you’ve been living under a rock, or you’ve been in jail (don’t do crimes unless you can get away with them), i’m y/n! or as my boyfriend calls me, ‘dove’! i work as the social media manager for one of the sluttiest teams (and maybe the worst this season…) in the National Hockey League: the New Jersey Devils!

let get into it! your favorite (or maybe least favorite. i wouldn’t blame you!) men from hell lost 4-6 against the patriotic old guys tonight…. i can’t say i wasn’t surprised

we had an absolutely scoreless (and sinless) first period on our end, transitioning into intermission down by 3!

but second period is when we really started heating up! we got FOUR lovely goals by THREE lovely people!!

starting with uncle Toffee!! who scored our first AND our fourth goal!! he’s been so queen girlboss slay recently! who knew he would be this good?! not me! i doubted him severely! (i cannot apologize for my previous thoughts about you uncle, i can only ask you to forgive me anyways because you took my DILH and i’m still recovering)

Timo the absolute Tank Engine got us our second goal of the night with his first goal of the season! and no penalties!! i feel like a proud mother to a usually extremely horribly behaved little boy 🥹

and of course, my favorite whore, my very best swiss, my least favorite kind of cheese; captain slut got our third goal of the night!! THAT’S MY HOE!! POP OFF! (he also got a penalty tonight but i’ve opted not to show that because he paid me $20)

and i could never forget to mention that my beautiful angel of a bad bitch, Rowdy, got an assist on THREE out of four of our goals tonight!! he’s only 3 points away from 20 points already!! THAT’S MY (baby)GIRL!

and third period is when we immediately went as cool as the ice they skate on… giving up three goals (including an empty netter to the oldest looking man alive)… we got no goals of our own and my sweet baby angel face bestie number 1 got a penalty for being too perfect 😔

all-in-all, let’s wish the boys luck against the sabres on friday because apparently they need it! i think friday’s enemy gave them some pretty good advice though and they should put it to use!

p.s. ikea baby and merc-dog are my exact reactions to how badly we played in the third

p.p.s. ovi… when i catch you ovi 🥊😑

tagged john.marino97, tofff73, tmeier96, nicohischier, jackhughes, lhughes_06, jesperbratt, and dawson1417

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jackhughes dove, baby, what is that abomination of a 5th photo?

y/ndevils00 my camera wouldn’t focus :(

jackhughes so why post it?

y/ndevils00 you don’t appreciate my talents

jackhughes i can assure you, i appreciate your talents plenty. photo taking is just usually not one of them

lhughes_06 gross

user29 did she just threaten OVECHKIN?! 😭

user17 i fear we may lose these updates after this threat 😪

jesperbratt what was i 😦 at?

y/ndevils00 i honestly couldn’t tell you— i was too busy wondering the best way to fit you in my pocket

john.marino97 i got a picture?!

y/ndevils00 you got an assist and no penalties!

john.marino97 but dawson got a penalty and no assists and still got a picture?

y/ndevils00 you’re not dawson, the standards for you are different

john.marino97 i’ve known you for 4 years and this is how i get treated? DAWSON HAS ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR 2!

y/ndevils00 you tattle on me, you deserve your treatment

dawson1417 she’s got you there, bud

tofff73 you doubted me?!

y/ndevils00 in my defense, i didn’t know you were chill like that

tofff73 jack has informed me that you cried at the trade, i forgive your doubts

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes YOU’RE TELLING HIM MY SECRETS?!

jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 i wasn’t aware that you usually blast your “secrets” on your instagram story

user81 the random luke picture… y/n loves her smush 🥹

tmeier96 did you just call me a tank engine?

tmeier96 also, i’m OLDER than you!

y/ndevils00 that was a compliment! i’m saying you’re built!

tmeier96 you’re a funny little thing

y/ndevils00 also yes you are older— i said i FELT like a proud mother, not that i AM one. i already have one reckless child at home, i don’t want another

jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 she’s a cat.

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes SHE IS OUR BABY

trevorzegras you love testing how far you can push before you get a warning for your behavior, don’t you?

y/ndevils00 i learned from you 🫶

trevorzegras you’re a cockroach

y/ndevils00 all i’m hearing is that i’m resilient and can live through anything

trevorzegras i hate you

y/ndevils00 you WISH you hated me— if you really did then you wouldn’t facetime me twice a week

nicohischier there are so many things i take issue with about my paragraph

y/ndevils00 is it that it’s not long enough? i’m sorry, i’ll make it longer next time!

nicohischier please DON’T.

lhughes_06 ya know, you were a lot nicer before i joined the team

y/ndevils00 oh good! that means i’m doing this right!

lhughes_06 doing what right?

y/ndevils00 tough love!

dawson1417 i didn’t do anything :(

y/ndevils00 i know, sugarplum!

dawson1417 they jailed me…

y/ndevils00 i can’t imagine how traumatic that must’ve been for you

dawson1417 oh it wasn’t that bad, you were in there too

y/ndevils00 yeah…. lindy put me there in 2nd intermission. he said if i wouldn’t stop chirping the capitals as though i was a player, then i needed to be treated like a player and get a penalty…. then i couldn’t get out because the game started again

dawson1417 you can’t skate, how did you get in?

y/ndevils00 i was betrayed

nicohischier @/y/ndevils00 i stand by it.

y/ndevils00 @/nicohischier YOU ALMOST DROPPED ME TWICE

nicohischier those were on purpose.

dawson1417 and how did you get out?

y/ndevils00 my knight in shining armor!

jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 i didn’t get you out?

jesperbratt i did!

jackhughes oh, yeah, that makes sense