#ALFRED THE CAT

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the cat) exes

Streaky, Kara's cat

One of Selina's cats

Meatpie, Zatanna's cat

A very short tiger

A back-alley stray

Grumpy Cat

Nyan Cat

One of the Aristocats

Teekl, Klarion's familiar

Currently in an on-off relationship with Dex-Starr

[franylovesyou]

The batfamily is so used to Damian's grown-up act that they forget that he IS, in fact, a child.

So it was just another day, when Dick bunch of pics to the gp

Only to be a pic of Damian dressed like a mini life guard in his Cheese Vikings swim trucks and batman themed rashguard

And... another pic of him standing still with his eyes closed, holding a beach bucket full of bath and dog toys while alfred applies sunscreen to his nose.

Apparently, Alfred had sent him to bathe the animals.... A very child like activity? So, the rest of the photos consisted of snapshots of little Dami with his pets.

Damian filling up a kiddie pool big enough to fit batcow.

Bathing batcow and titus inside said pool. With Jerry drinking from it.

Damian trying to take cover when Titus dries himself.

The bat kids are baffled to see him acting his age for one

AND LATER Bruce sends a photo of Damian laying in the grass, buried under a pile of sundrying pets.

[abisalli]

bad doodle request: damian teaching alfred (the cat) to use a tricycle

alternatively: bouncy castle shenanigans of ur choice

Couldn't resist doing both so here's doodle no. 1:

And doodle no. 2:

[spicy-apple-pie]

I think that Damian and Duke need to have more bonding moments

[p1nkshield]

Bruce: Has everyone gotten their emergency gas masks upgraded? It’s nearly October…

Jason: Only if you stop giving us ominous reasons. Out here like “a storm is approaching… make sure you take twelve and only twelve extra batarangs!”

Dick: what he means is rogues who like to use gas like the scarecrow get more active the closer it gets to Halloween.

Bruce: That’s what I said.

Tim: maybe we should be concerned about how fluent Dick is in ominous sounding bat-warnings.

Dick: Hey, I’ve just been here the longest!

Damian: EVERYONE CEASE YOUR INCESSANT BABBLING! ALFRED THE CAT IS MAKING BISCUITS!

Everyone: Awww 🥰

[ninalinovna]

Here's my contribution to THE R STANDS FOR REDEMPTION: A DAMIAN WAYNE ZINE! All proceeds from this zine will be donated to CAN DO CANINES an organization that partners service dogs with individuals with disabilities. 💚

🦇 LEFTOVER SALES ARE OPEN NOW 🦇

Learn more @damianwaynezine!

[not-another-robin]

Dami parade

[arrowheadedbitch]

Damian: Drake, are you.... eating a rat??

Tim: Alfred the cat brought it to me, what am i supposed to do, hurt his feelings?

Damian: Fair enough.

[ky-landfill]

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Damian: Todd, how do I tell Alfred the cat I would kill several people for him?

Jason: Alfred the cat would kill several people himself. Don’t take away his opportunities.

Damian: …that is entirely accurate. Thank you for your advice. Carry on.

*later

Tim: Why was Alfred the cat in my room?

Damian: I’m trying to be a good parent.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bat-Cow: Where are Ace, Titus, and Haley?

Alfred the cat: They’re playing hide-and-seek.

Bat-Cow: Where?

Alfred the cat: I don’t think you get how this game works.

[hains-mae]

💔😔 I broke my own heart making this.

[rad-batson]

The Waynes - TV Pilot (Part 2 of 4)

Logline: In an effort to appear as harmless celebrities, billionaire Bruce Wayne hires a reality TV crew to document his family members' chaotic lives. (Part 1)

Part 3 is up now!!!!

DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION (I WILL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT /J)

Btw (O.C.) means Off-Camera and (O.S.) means Off-Screen. I use (O.C.) for when they're in the room but not visible and (O.S.) when they're not in the room at all, but that's just preference :)

Again, I am working on finding the best way to upload this to AO3, but I can't promise if or when it will happen.

The second episode will be parts 3 and 4. Follow "#the waynes script" for updates!

[goddessofbees3600]

Damian Wayne and Alfred the Cat

Tim Drake

[novie0120]

🦇🐱

[jennguyen-draws]

Small happiness: Damian, Zitka II and Alfred the Cat

[Image description: A close up of a sleeping Damian Wayne, covered in a orange colored blanket with subtle orange polka dots. He's sleeping on his side, hugging Zitka II the elephant plushie. There is a small content smile on his face. Alfred the cat is curled up against the back of Damian's head and is also sleeping. There are three text bubbles close to the edges of the frame. Text bubbles (whisper): Dick: Quick, take a picture. Alfred the human: Certainly, Master Richard. Bruce: 🥺 emoji (my-gf-timothy-Jackson-drake batdad version) End ID]

Part 2