#ALSO LIKE THE SPHYNX i like that i like it

[minophus]

I associate sisyphus w bearded vultures :) & griffins

OOOHH i thoroughly enjoy these [partocarly the bearded vulture....

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[skunkes]

do you really want to huuurt meeeee

[amielot]

✨Last Line Tag Game!✨

@linddzz and @tharkuun tagged me! Thank yah!!!!!!

Heres a horse girl preview :)

in addition, I went unhinged on the sadman discord server and drew Cow Hob and Cat Dream inspired by Gabe’s cat/cow fic. i think on like feb 13th or something.

So uh.... Y’all want a nsfw cat/cow post?

tagging hmmm @pellaaearien @delta-pavonis @landwriter @five-and-dimes @chaosheadspace @lutheban @teejaystumbles and literally anyone else! go for it!

[alayashrine]

Skullgirls being a separate persona timeline simply by the fact that the persona 2 characters are just chilling in it is never not gonna be funny to me

[mazzdy]

That fucking yaoi couple that i like Drawings are from an aggie from last night ( we each used diff colors so thats why they're green )

[ddlcbrainrot]

cringeboyfail

[mhbcaps]

Yeah, guess we both miss you, huh Nibbles?

this is based on the way my boyfriend's best friend has a sphynx cat that recognizes his voice over discord 🥺

happy Thursday!

[waitineedaname]

saw a post about mdzs characters and pets and now I'm thinking about my headcanons. Lan Wangji has bunnies, obviously, and they are extremely spoiled. Jiang Cheng does not have dogs because he would like Wei Wuxian to visit thank you, but he works at a dog shelter so he gets his dog time that way. Wei Wuxian can barely be trusted to take care of himself, much less another living creature, so he doesn't have pets but he is inexplicably friends with every corvid that lives within a mile of his apartment bc he regularly feeds them from his balcony. Nie Huaisang has concerningly intelligent parrots that are loud as fuck.

[curseofdelos]

I think all female characters should be a little unlikeable. as a treat

[skeletondoggy]

Hey does anyone remember when the search function worked so when you talked about something untagged you had to talk about it like t/h/i/s it was so funny.

[astro-b-o-y-d]

If you think Bill Cipher has tall person energy, that’s because he puts in SO MUCH EFFORT to make you think he has tall person energy, which is a very short person thing to do.

[kandicon]

My life would be made infinitely better if I could have a cat if not for the fact it would make literally everything worse

[sweet-chimera]

// SPEAKING OF FAMILY-- Heres one of honeys older sisters, honeys the  youngest of like 31 other siblings and i never post Nectar here cause the few places i write her people have been DOWN BAD SO MOST OF MY ART IS-- you have eyes

[anxiously-awaiting]

men whos natural habitat is on a sidewalk getting splashed by a car in the rain

[89cats]

do you have a favorite breed of cat? a favorite coat color/pattern?

I love oriental shorthairs so much. they’re so lanky and weird looking I’m just obsessed. like those ears ???!??