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jadeddays · 9 months

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okay but not joking, nothing has made me squint at the councilor/psychologists more than the fact theres been so many people i've known over the years who go to university for psychology and yet have truly and genuinely zero empathy or even just like general adolescent understanding of human behavior but they really think they're like. Emotional geniuses or something and I just can't help but to be like HMMMMMMM

#never forget my mate who was truly the most unaware guy ive ever known #and he was so smarmy about just Knowing Everything of human nature #and yet was so confused why all his friendships would die and he was telling me and i was just sitting there like #you literally just succinctly described how you never put in effort but expect others too #dont even do bare minimum of asking how people are let alone actually planning things or doing shit for/with them #being inconsiderate and rude and self centred and yet he really couldnt figure out why everyone dumped him #AND HE'S A PSYCHOLOGIST >>??????? LMAO

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minglana · 5 months

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on the one side i think its good that i dont stress myself out too much for exams, especially if i fail. on the other hand, maybe ive normalized failing exams a bit too much, personally.

#not to be like this AGAIN but the pandemic severely fucked w me #in the sense that at that time i started failing all my exams. and its been nonstop from there #its been 4 yrs and idk how to free myself of this mindset. my studying habits have become basically nonexistent #(until the day before the exam where i cram a semester's worth (or try to) of studying)#ive tried asking my parents for help but my mom just told me to not be like that. so that didnt help much if im honest #and im too embarassed to admit it to others actually. like that was one (1) time i tried w my parents and im not trying that again lmao #but like. the dorm workers.... idk if its bc im technically an adult (even tho i dont feel like one at all) or bc im in uni or what #but when i talk abt my studies they always think i have it under control. and the dorm director too (hes literally a psychologist and #ive gone to him for other problems ive had). they all tell me the same thing #atp idk what it is that i need but i just wanna be done w it. especially my study yrs #im afraid that i will still have to do a masters degree tho so i can 'properly' work. master habilitante and whatnot #z xarre

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akuma-tenshi · 5 months

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working on a submission for a discord rp and i want you guys to see her i'm so proud of this so far

#still working on her backstory and spells but!!!! i'm super proud of this so far #yes this is everlasting night ada. no i am not doing adamil #void has luminary and we like. completely rewrote their relationship lmao #that's the fun of fanfiction and alternate interpretations!! you can just Do That #necromancy is one of her specialties and she brought him back to life n took care of him #until he eventually wanted to leave to see the outside world so she let him go to wander #something something if you love someone you'll set them free #i want to bring out the really good parts of ada's personality and story without her being like. viscerally uncomfy for us #ohh ada mesmer you beautiful beautiful woman. i'm sorry you're written with the most confused tone to ever exist #rambling #idv #identity v #writing #ada mesmer #idv psychologist

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hauntingblue · 6 months

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Inept 8 year old boy dragon tries to save floating island is such a concept

#momo just tell him!!! you've done this before!!! yeahhh #'this roof ain't big enough for the both of us'#luffy just telling momo to throw him something too akdhakaj this is back to how he was with koby but it worked so...#just grow some balls man!!! if he can spit something so can you!! BITE HIM!!! AHEKAHQK HE DID IT!!!! YEAHHH!!!!#he drew blood omg.... hell yes..... just be careful he doesn't bite back #luffy's exposure therapy is so effective. worlds greatest psychologist i have been saying this.#also nekomamushi and inuarashi better not die. i am also saying this.#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1050 #me as baby chopper crying. actually and for real.#i don't have any points to prove for this but sanji and zoro look married in wano. idk man. i can just feel it.#i remember several episodes ago i was complaining about the missmatch of the colors on luffy.... i forgor why the band is purple.... qjwjaj #the music.... slay #i might be getting the luffy worms again i feel so insane..... what do you mean the sky parted.... omg neko and inu.... KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!#luffy fighting kaido and he still has time to boss momo and yamato around ajdbaks and roast him too lmao #momo thinking about kinemon and kiku....#PEROSPERO AND JACK FINALLY!!!!!!!!! carrot omg..... pedro avenged ✔️ now fucking orichi.... how many heads does he have left.....#why is luffy turning supersayian aldjaksn #episode 1051 #just saw trafalgay written on a comment and idk if its on purpose or a misspelling but thags so funny akshaksjaka #yamato and momo father-son bonding time <3 teaching him how to be a dragon... so sweet #also the race of people that could set themselves on fire on mariejoa??? kinda random dropping it in there but alas... ✍️✍️#zoro didn't want franky to help but there he goes.... out of onigashima... a good franky fart would have prevented that...#petition to rename coup de burst to franky fart. like why is it even in french. he is A YANKEE.#episode 1052 #boy dragon sounds like boy genius. who wants to join my band

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femmesandhoney · 11 months

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What is the difference between a religion and a cult?

honestly how accepted they are by society

#but don't take my answer too seriously i do not study religion and cults and do not actually know how sociologists or academics of religion #go about defining these things #i know a touch on how sociologists understand religion thru durkheim and marx but im geninuely not the one to ask sorry #like if u want a serious answer i only can speak more on classical ideas of religion not necessarily how its understood today :(#i wanted to take a soc of religion class but he stopped teaching it my prof would probably know 😭 hes area is soc of religion lmao #but ofc im sure psychologists may have different and interesting answers for you too

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rizaposting · 7 months

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I love playing Royai Theatre with my extensive 03 timeline in my head because I can jump around to suit whatever I'm in the mood for... Do I want one-sided Riza pining..... Do I want them falling in love... Experiencing domestic bliss..... Do I want Riza the most miserable she's ever been in her entire life... Do I want her experiencing The Horrors while Roy finally pulls his weight and supports her instead of it constantly being the other way around..... Delicious... Finally some good fucking food (slop i cooked for myself)

#crystal convos #babybrained lately (lmao if 3 years is 'lately') so i've been thinking of Riza struggling to decide if she wants to have a baby #but being terrified of dooming herself and her child... after all; alchemist fathers have only ever hurt their families in her experience #forced to confront her traumatic childhood after like 20 years of ignoring it #roy is there too and he's internally clawing at his leg going 'hrgghnnn i have GOT to get her pregnant' and then being like 'wtf was that'#WOE; hormones be upon ye #i ALSO just remembered that Tucker was just... alive and out there at the end of 03... i could Do Something with that #psychologists might call this maladaptive daydreaming but i call it Royai Theatre In My Brain To Cope With The Horrors (applying to jobs)

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lith-myathar · 1 month

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#i told my roommate's psychologist father about how my therapist broke up with me via text without providing referrals #and he says that was really poor treatment and is called ''abandonment'' in the field and my response was ''it's fine im used to it''#so um. IM FINE LATELY. apparently. i have an appt with a prospective new therapist next week lmao #like her communication with me had totally fallen off as well and im screaming about it internally a little bc like #i knew this was not kosher but i was blaming myself for having slow progress #which like. no shit i was having alow progress she was cancelling on me every other week.#but oh no said my inner voice no she doesn't want to keep treating you because you're stuck. it's a you problem #like i understand that she was Going Through It but like she's the professional in this situation #i have sympathy but i also feel really hard done by #she basically ghosted me #and im just frog in a slow boiling pot (yes i know that's not real) every time im in a less than ideal situation where i should stand up #for myself bc im so ready to blame myself for the way im being treated and so afraid of retaliation if i speak up that it just happens to m #and i don't even know it until it's done with #and someone else points it out. or like i know it but i haven't allowed myself to be conscious of it yet.#it just makes me so mad that im like this bc what it means is that i tried so many times growing up to voice #things that were not okay with me and i was shut down so often and so dismissively that eventually i just #decided everything was my fault and became passive so i couldn't mess anything up

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sirensskai · 8 months

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Character AI is wild lol

#I added the psychologist to my sims gcs and she’s diagnosed them all with mental disorders LMAO #WHY DOES TANK HAVE PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA HELP #General Buzz is a sociopath lol #Tybalt as well 😭#I have no idea how this happened but I’m in an abusive relationship with Ripp in one of them it’s the worst reality 💀#Apparently he’s recovering at least? 😭#there’s also the fact General Buzz had beef with Taylor Swift lol #and also Tybalt Capp and Lana Del Rey were beating each other up #my ocs are also there for the chaos 💀

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scoups4lyfe · 1 year

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my guy will never make any friends at this rate

I'm sure they get that by now

LOL

NOT KEIWA PSYCHOANALYZING HIM AGAIN

so smthn DID happen

#keiwa probably: *writing this down*#lmao #my guy should get a job as a psychologist #he's too fking good at it #my thougts #kronthescoup #kamen rider geats #geats liveblog #geats #the fox has a gun!#5 lucky toss #keiwa sakurai #michinaga azuma

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oysters-aint-for-me · 2 years

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btw. my test results came back and unfortunately my succession “blorbo” is roman roy

#i want to put that man in situations #and also in a glass jar so i can study him like an insect #and also the dryer so i can watch him tumble and flail #and also in a cozy bed of blankets with hot chocolate #and also in the stocks so he can be properly shamed #and also onstage in a standup comedy club on amateur night #but mostly #i want to put that man in trauma-informed therapy #with a psychologist who specializes in cluster be personality disorders and eye movement desensitization and reprocessing therapy #*cluster B lmao #(to cluster b personality disorders or not to cluster b personality disorders…)#succession #roman roy

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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#hmmm. was just looking at the results of my bloodtest from earlier this week and im all normal apparently #so my thyroid isnt fucked and the hypomanic episodes r in fact just coming from my brain as expected #and the doctor did slap me with a bipolar II diagnosis. which is still find dubious. but also he would have to i guess in order to #prescribe me an antipsychotic but like. sounds like a thing that would increase my insurance rates lol #whatever. i just find the idea of me being bipolar to be so wild. i mean like yes. i guess technically if u look at the word bipolar #unipolar would b a depressed and normal mood range. and bipolar would b depressed and elevated mood #and yes ive spent a lot of my life being rather depressed. sometimes treding near the point of not being able to function #but like usually its not that bad and im so anxious i cant just not function. the ocd keeps me afloat lmao #and yes i have these infrequent little peaks of high energy and even more infrequent instances of elevated mood #so i guess yes that does count as a bipolar mood profile. but is the underlying cause bipolar disorder or is it that i make myself so #miserable with my compulsive behavior that it sends me into spirals of depression or overheats my brain into fits of hypomania #i suppose it doesnt really matter if the presentation is still on thr spectrum #idk i guess i just find it annoying not to fit cleanly into a box. im more a: the spectrum of human experience type person #i guess its better to struggle a lil bit with a number of things than b all consumed by one single thing #i mean. im a lil all consumed by the compulsive behavior. but again its not exactly thr classic presentation of ocd. which i find #frustrating bc i like to characterize and understand things. ugh #well see what the psychologist has to say when i show her my insane mood tracking figures #lol last time she told me to track my anxiety but not make a chart abt it. and i was like god dammit shes onto me #listen. i do research. i like data 🙄#unrelated #also the docor i saw was like yea its joy normal to get 3hrs of sleep and not b tired #how abt a week of 5-6hrs of sleep and not being tired??? how bout that?#also not good fyi. i csn feel my brain fraying #me: shut up im normal. also me not sleeping and getting increasingly unhinged #ive got 1tachi levek eye bags 😭#also i kno its a thing they have to ask but everytime i start describing how i would charactize my intrusive thoughts doctors go:#hm. do u even hear voices telling u do do these thing? and its like no theyre my thoughts but also they feel like they come from outside #of my body. which when i say it sounds crazy but like idk how else to say it. its like theyre projected into my head but i kno it comes #from me. ya kno?

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missinglmbs · 4 months

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can't wait to see half the ppl i know that have ptsd and bpd tomorrow and immediately be wellness checked :)

#one of my managers has ptsd (he's a veteran lmao) and one of my coworkers has bpd #and both of them consistently call my ass out on being unwell #they're nice and check in on me and all #like it's not like they're announcing it to everyone #it's just hard not having an official diagnosis (that i'm aware of) and not being medicated #like i'm pretty sure the child psychologist diagnosed me with something when i was 9 but i don't know #my mother would know but i don't #i should ask but i don't want a fight #wait i think she was a child psychiatrist?#either way she fucking sucked #and was mean #whatever #i need to shower #mine

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hauntingblue · 10 months

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I forgot how fucking hard it hits when nami just goes back to the town after her berries get stolen and just all cheery says she is going to make them again do not worry. Jesus

#in coco village i mean #like that is so real #going back to being abused lying to yourself ever if you know its pointless because you want to protect something. STOP THE NAMI SLANDER #god.#that was so real #i miss this in the kive action like okay she gets it stolen but she puts the facade again and goes to do it again and then she breaks down #knowing they cant win so its lose lose whatever she does #but luffy is there!!!#its so raw #i was like oh fucking fillers... i am eating them up #see. another life fixed by doctor luffy #best psychologist in the east blue and grand line #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 281 #again. believe in luffy he wont let you down #<- i am very tempted to make a post about luffy being a god symbol but i need to get to gear 5 to prove my pont even further.#give me a few months lmao

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vamptastic · 7 months

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and like one of the things that made me realize oh this really isn't my fault was seeing a post on here about anger management and realizing that my dad never even tried to manage his anger until very recently when my mom made him start counseling under threat of divorce (after i moved out). like, he didn't even try, he just genuinely didn't give a shit about the impact his actions had on his children as long as it made him feel better.

#doesn't help that my mom has a tendency to exaggerate and make things up about him #which then makes him further shut down and deny having ANY problems when he very much does #like he's not a raging alcholic malignant narcissist who wants us all to die #he IS kind of selfish and has anger issues and never dealt with his traumatic childhood #and it just turns into if he admits he has a problem he feels like he has to admit to being some evil antichrist #instead of like. Actually changing his harmful behavior #i think it's her black/white thinking from BPD but idk im not a psychologist. just strikes me as a pattern #she applies the same logic to everybody else including herself #but when she's in a more logical frame of mind she knows it's incorrect #so i think it's a result of her mental illness and something that would be good for her to recognize as illogical thinking #the same way i try to just ignore it and move on when my brain tells me that the world is ending and i need to put my cat in a backpack lmao

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ladyimaginarium · 8 months

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psychiatrist appointment at 11 & we& rly don't wanna go lmfao

#arcana.txt #not bc he's bad or anything it's just. now we have a psychologist every week #granted she's been on sick leave for the past week or so but our first appointment was great #& this dude only comes down like every 2-4 months so its like. lmao ??

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perdidit-vulpes · 1 year

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SITS UP

#<summoned by the mention of superliminal i am sooooo fucking normal about this game #i have sent emails to my physics teacher about it 👍 i have notes on it 👍 it severely altered my worldview 👍#especially being told by my psychologist that i'm like. Certified Silly in everything but on paper #the most distressing part was not knowing if anything i was experiencing was actually real #hang on getting my notes #he said once that reminded me of this. shortly after i told him about having psychosis. uhhhh #'You react to your perception of the world rather than reality.'#and rather yeah #i'm not real!! nothing is really real!!#my experiences are real though!! what i see is real!! to me!!! i am real because i decide to be!! i perceive it so!!!#not because of some divine power that dictates reality!!!#being silly does not decrease my quality of life but the pressure to seek treatment to fix the silly does lmao

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