Yeah, so, for the last most-of-a-year I've had a particular project I've been working on to back up all my electronic writing - from the half-dozen places it's been scattered, content going back to early 2016 - into a single fucking repository.
I'm not done yet - still got over 500 sticky notes of stuff to import from my phone - but as of today...
I broke the million-word mark.
It wasn't a New Year's resolution last year to do anything like this, but yeah if you want to set yourself a resolution for this year to do something like, oh I don't know, 'back up a copy of everything 'I' (ie you) have written so it doesn't get lost to the void one day'...
Consider this you sign it's a goal you can pull off.
"Have you ever seen [Barkov] fall? Has he ever fallen? He's never fallen his entire career!"
"Uh—It's, uh, funny and I don't know if he'll care that I say this, but he's got those—he doesn't like the blades that you can snap in and out quickly. So when he needs to get his skates done in the middle of a game, he's gotta fully take off his skates, get 'em sharpened and retie them up—which is like one of the few guys in the league, I think, that still do that. So sometimes he'll have absolutely no edge, and he'll just find a way to, like, compensate and get through it—which is incredible."
"That kind-of sucks though 'cuz that's like a bad dream to have. You're waiting on something else, like—even if the trainers just like snapped it back in or whatever, like maybe they had something different they can put in there. He probably wouldn't even know!"
"[...] this guy's particular. He knows his game and he's goddamn good at it! And we don't say a word so!"
"'Barky, we need you out there for the face off! There's two seconds left!'"
"That's what I mean! He'll compensate and he'll still look better than all of us! Like if any of us had no edge like that, we'd be screwed, right? And he goes out there and does the Barky things that he does. We're all grateful for it! He's been getting me paid for 10 years now, so."
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loving my captain face... absolutely smitten with the man hes spent a decade with despite still not being invited to his house... thats love babey oh hes absolutely swinging and kicking his feet
THE LITTLE SMILE HE MAKES AFTER HE GOES "hes been getting me paid for 10 years now so 😃"
Now I'm curious how they'd end up in a polycule in the first place lol
my face when i get to talk about lore
i wrote a whole lot so im gonna put it under a readmore but TLDR:
hollyberry & powdered sugar have known each other since they were littleeee-- before she finds her soul jam & everything! so they were already pretty close. in my head powdered sugar is at the very least acquainted w/ the others. hollyberry & powdered sugar were adventurers together until the berry families get united & the hollyberry kingdom is founded.
hollyberry & powdered sugar both fight pitaya! pitaya isn't one to back down and rest, but powdered sugar is insistent on bandaging the dragon up. hes just not one to leave someone injured. this quickly becomes a cycle where they fight and powdered sugar patches it up before it thinks about flying off. pitaya starts not minding (bc then it can get back to fighting faster)
this is at the very least the beginnings of their relationships w/ eachother.
as a brief summary: powdered sugar is able to get pseudo-immortality but has to stay in an inn of his founding in order to keep it up. the inn is created post-dark flour war and powdered sugar presumes hollyberry to be either dead or missing
so when a certain unnamed huntress comes across an inn and sees her childhood friend of so many years ago-- safe to say they're both surprised to see each other! hollyberry doesn't really ask, but she will still try to visit.
...but by legend of the red dragon she's starting to think that some answers on how powdered sugar is still alive after YEARS are needed. especially if it's some kind of sinister magic. this story powdered sugar gets to tag along with ^___^ by force. but it also lets the trio do some necessary rekindling that eventually pushes them into considering romanticisms
im actually like writing the legend of the red dragon retelling w/ powdered sugar's inclusion as a fic but idk if ill ever post it
post legend of the red dragon i think pitayasugar happens first. they kind of always had moments but never really talked about it. hollyberry & powdered sugar sort of resolve themselves into thinking that they'll just be friends for eternity. until eventually somebody pushes them into getting together. (like no you two making out w/ eachother when youre drunk is NOT typically a normal friend thing!)
but yeah i think theyre all cute together and um ilike them a lot smiles i think theyre very complicated but also so uncomplicated bc thats just how it is when youre friends/lovers as immortal beings
gus, i fear i’m going through a lot, i lost my best friend of 8 years due to a misunderstanding because of my autism and i know i have to let go but it’s hard. do you have any words of advice
Really sorry about that, my friend. I know losing such a special friendship is a terrible heartbreak. Misunderstandings are prone to happen in any relationship, and I’d assume your autism would make this even more complicated for you.
Give yourself some time to heal, take this one day at a time. It’s important to let yourself process your emotions. While things did not end well in your friendship, you can look back at the great memories you had together! Letting go doesn’t mean having to forget those good times. Misunderstandings don’t wholly define the connection you two had.
It’s okay to feel sad and hurt—it’s only a part of the healing process. Just be kind to yourself, alright? 🫂
Somebody’s husband is 21 Savage. This is your confirmation whoever you are 😂🙃
PS. For whoever this message is for, your boo is a real savage indeed 🤣 but so are you 😊😤 and I’m letting em know. God don’t spin bout u either lol 😝
PSS. 21 Savage is about to get into the best shape of his lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee babes. I saw him in the future and he looked AMAZING (he already does but DAMN 🤯) The transformation. I barely recognized him. God was the one who said that’s 21. Better grab him now girlllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. He’s about to look like 50 and Method Man and the gyal dem ah go run him down 🇯🇲🤣🤣🤣👀🏃🏾♀️🏃♀️🏃🏻♀️I saw him in a black T-shirt with sunglasses 🕶️ and his hair just the way it is now
🤯🤩😎
Also, there was something mentioned about Tan and I saw a piece of leather. That message regarding the spray tan, gold Egyptian Queen is for you too.
For others, you’re about to get into better shape and better health soon too, physically and emotionally.
Congratulations in advance because that’s one of the hardest things to do. I’m proud of you 🥰 You did the inner work and now it’s about to show on the outside.
Also no matter your current size your future spouse loves you just the way you are, God is telling me, but I know you’re doing this for YOU. Aaaawwwwww 🥲
Is someone planning to buy their person a car? Re: Tan Leather? 👀 This is a thank you gift 🎁 Sorry if I spoiled the surprise 😭 Hey some women like to spoil their men too ok so this gift is for either male or female 🤣🥰
UPDATE:
I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG
My favourite beer 🍺 iykyk bc someone likes their beer & cannabis 😅
I can’t make this stuff up babes. This was my Google search ⬆️⬆️⬆️👀
summary : max verstappen got married, and his fiancé cannot stop sharing their twisted love
tw : suggestive, fluff
a/n : thank you so much to @amberjazmyn for suggesting this ! lysm 🫶🏻 also, if not obvious, the fic contains references of twisted love by Ana Huang 🫶🏻
WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE 🚶♂️WHO WANTED ME DEAD 😵 DID YOU SLEEP 💤 WITH A GUN 🔫 UNDERNEATH OUR BED 🛌 WERE YOU WRITING ✍️ A BOOK 📖 WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL 🧫 SPY 🕵️♂️ IN FIFTY 5️⃣0️⃣ YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED🔎 AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY 🤷♂️ YOU DID IT AND I’LL SAY 🗣️ GOOD RIDDANCE 👋 ‘CAUSE IT WASN’T SEXY 🫦 ONCE IT WASN’T FORBIDDEN 🚫 I WOULD’VE DIED 🥀 FOR YOUR SINS ☦️ INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE 😫 AND YOU 🫵 DESERVE PRISON 🚔 BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME ⏰ YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES 📥 AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS 🍻 YOU CRASHED 💥 MY PARTY 🥳 AND YOUR RENTAL CAR 🚗 YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS 👩 WERE BORING 👎 BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING 🌅 YOU KICKED 🦵 OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS 💡 BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING 🎙️ and in plain sight you hid 🫣 but you are what you did 🖕 and i’ll forget you 💭 but i’ll never forgive the smallest 🤏 man 🧍♂️ who ever lived 🧬
summary max and yn were the face of f1 rivalry, sworn enemies, or that’s what people thought
warnings short and so, so stupid (favorite genre)
notes i have officially become obsessed with max x driver!reader. also sorry i kinda disappeared i’ve been so stressed with school and family issues so this is not my best work 😞 but writing this silly things is my outlet so i’ll try to keep up with it! 💘
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