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#AND I DID IT! 🍻
zoanzon · 9 months
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Yeah, so, for the last most-of-a-year I've had a particular project I've been working on to back up all my electronic writing - from the half-dozen places it's been scattered, content going back to early 2016 - into a single fucking repository.
I'm not done yet - still got over 500 sticky notes of stuff to import from my phone - but as of today...
I broke the million-word mark.
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It wasn't a New Year's resolution last year to do anything like this, but yeah if you want to set yourself a resolution for this year to do something like, oh I don't know, 'back up a copy of everything 'I' (ie you) have written so it doesn't get lost to the void one day'...
Consider this you sign it's a goal you can pull off.
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ratatatastic · 2 months
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"Have you ever seen [Barkov] fall? Has he ever fallen? He's never fallen his entire career!" "Uh—It's, uh, funny and I don't know if he'll care that I say this, but he's got those—he doesn't like the blades that you can snap in and out quickly. So when he needs to get his skates done in the middle of a game, he's gotta fully take off his skates, get 'em sharpened and retie them up—which is like one of the few guys in the league, I think, that still do that. So sometimes he'll have absolutely no edge, and he'll just find a way to, like, compensate and get through it—which is incredible." "That kind-of sucks though 'cuz that's like a bad dream to have. You're waiting on something else, like—even if the trainers just like snapped it back in or whatever, like maybe they had something different they can put in there. He probably wouldn't even know!" "[...] this guy's particular. He knows his game and he's goddamn good at it! And we don't say a word so!" "'Barky, we need you out there for the face off! There's two seconds left!'" "That's what I mean! He'll compensate and he'll still look better than all of us! Like if any of us had no edge like that, we'd be screwed, right? And he goes out there and does the Barky things that he does. We're all grateful for it! He's been getting me paid for 10 years now, so."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
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loving my captain face... absolutely smitten with the man hes spent a decade with despite still not being invited to his house... thats love babey oh hes absolutely swinging and kicking his feet
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THE LITTLE SMILE HE MAKES AFTER HE GOES "hes been getting me paid for 10 years now so 😃"
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axellis · 3 months
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https://www.tumblr.com/axellis/755289937639882752/if-you-see-these-ppl-in-your-vicinity-run-far-far?source=share
Now I'm curious how they'd end up in a polycule in the first place lol
my face when i get to talk about lore
i wrote a whole lot so im gonna put it under a readmore but TLDR:
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hollyberry & powdered sugar have known each other since they were littleeee-- before she finds her soul jam & everything! so they were already pretty close. in my head powdered sugar is at the very least acquainted w/ the others. hollyberry & powdered sugar were adventurers together until the berry families get united & the hollyberry kingdom is founded.
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hollyberry & powdered sugar both fight pitaya! pitaya isn't one to back down and rest, but powdered sugar is insistent on bandaging the dragon up. hes just not one to leave someone injured. this quickly becomes a cycle where they fight and powdered sugar patches it up before it thinks about flying off. pitaya starts not minding (bc then it can get back to fighting faster)
this is at the very least the beginnings of their relationships w/ eachother.
as a brief summary: powdered sugar is able to get pseudo-immortality but has to stay in an inn of his founding in order to keep it up. the inn is created post-dark flour war and powdered sugar presumes hollyberry to be either dead or missing
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so when a certain unnamed huntress comes across an inn and sees her childhood friend of so many years ago-- safe to say they're both surprised to see each other! hollyberry doesn't really ask, but she will still try to visit.
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...but by legend of the red dragon she's starting to think that some answers on how powdered sugar is still alive after YEARS are needed. especially if it's some kind of sinister magic. this story powdered sugar gets to tag along with ^___^ by force. but it also lets the trio do some necessary rekindling that eventually pushes them into considering romanticisms
im actually like writing the legend of the red dragon retelling w/ powdered sugar's inclusion as a fic but idk if ill ever post it
post legend of the red dragon i think pitayasugar happens first. they kind of always had moments but never really talked about it. hollyberry & powdered sugar sort of resolve themselves into thinking that they'll just be friends for eternity. until eventually somebody pushes them into getting together. (like no you two making out w/ eachother when youre drunk is NOT typically a normal friend thing!)
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but yeah i think theyre all cute together and um ilike them a lot smiles i think theyre very complicated but also so uncomplicated bc thats just how it is when youre friends/lovers as immortal beings
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bobmckenzie · 1 year
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safeshipseptember day 2: camping/cold weather
camping with the gang, enjoying the chill of autumn and watching doug hog all the marshmallows trying to break his record of "tallest s'more"
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transgender-catboy · 6 months
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You say "🍻🍻🍻" a lot for some who reports say doesn't drink.
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Plus that emoji is cute
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ask-gus-sdv · 1 month
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gus, i fear i’m going through a lot, i lost my best friend of 8 years due to a misunderstanding because of my autism and i know i have to let go but it’s hard. do you have any words of advice
Really sorry about that, my friend. I know losing such a special friendship is a terrible heartbreak. Misunderstandings are prone to happen in any relationship, and I’d assume your autism would make this even more complicated for you.
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Give yourself some time to heal, take this one day at a time. It’s important to let yourself process your emotions. While things did not end well in your friendship, you can look back at the great memories you had together! Letting go doesn’t mean having to forget those good times. Misunderstandings don’t wholly define the connection you two had.
It’s okay to feel sad and hurt—it’s only a part of the healing process. Just be kind to yourself, alright? 🫂
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mysecret-hideout · 4 months
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solpng · 2 years
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cheers to another sunday gone by!! bottoms up gays
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poptartmochi · 2 months
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love having a new Guy because then all the pre-existing guys get a cycle in the washing machine w him 🌪️🌪️
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chloeworships · 1 year
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Somebody’s husband is 21 Savage. This is your confirmation whoever you are 😂🙃
PS. For whoever this message is for, your boo is a real savage indeed 🤣 but so are you 😊😤 and I’m letting em know. God don’t spin bout u either lol 😝
PSS. 21 Savage is about to get into the best shape of his lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee babes. I saw him in the future and he looked AMAZING (he already does but DAMN 🤯) The transformation. I barely recognized him. God was the one who said that’s 21. Better grab him now girlllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. He’s about to look like 50 and Method Man and the gyal dem ah go run him down 🇯🇲🤣🤣🤣👀🏃🏾‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️I saw him in a black T-shirt with sunglasses 🕶️ and his hair just the way it is now
🤯🤩😎
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Also, there was something mentioned about Tan and I saw a piece of leather. That message regarding the spray tan, gold Egyptian Queen is for you too.
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For others, you’re about to get into better shape and better health soon too, physically and emotionally.
Congratulations in advance because that’s one of the hardest things to do. I’m proud of you 🥰 You did the inner work and now it’s about to show on the outside.
Also no matter your current size your future spouse loves you just the way you are, God is telling me, but I know you’re doing this for YOU. Aaaawwwwww 🥲
Is someone planning to buy their person a car? Re: Tan Leather? 👀 This is a thank you gift 🎁 Sorry if I spoiled the surprise 😭 Hey some women like to spoil their men too ok so this gift is for either male or female 🤣🥰
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UPDATE:
I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG
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My favourite beer 🍺 iykyk bc someone likes their beer & cannabis 😅
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I can’t make this stuff up babes. This was my Google search ⬆️⬆️⬆️👀
I love my Jamaicans 🇯🇲😘👋🏾
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magma-club-kinhelp · 1 year
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WOOHOO I SENT YOU A DM OFFERING MOODBOARD HELP :D!!
ANYWAYZ CAN I GET THE UHH STIM THING? YOU GUESSIGN STIMS?? OFR DSMP TOMMY. THATS SO COOL IVE NEVER SEEN THAT OPTION BEFOREjj
iF YOU NEED EXTRA INFO THEN ICHAD A GREEN BANDANNA AND MY COMPASS :thumbs up:
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Haha, Hi Tommy!! You'll find the headcanons right here! Hope you enjoy!
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hamilando · 2 months
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ੈ✩ My personal volkov (smau) ੈ✩
pairing : max verstappen x fem reader
summary : max verstappen got married, and his fiancé cannot stop sharing their twisted love
tw : suggestive, fluff
a/n : thank you so much to @amberjazmyn for suggesting this ! lysm 🫶🏻 also, if not obvious, the fic contains references of twisted love by Ana Huang 🫶🏻
·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚
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landonorris helping him take over the husband duties
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fransisca.gnomes good job with the ring max 🌟💪🏻
maxverstappen1 your approval was only needed 🙄
maxverstappen1 aslo norris, I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST THE PICTURES, I was supposed to announce MY ENGAGEMENT
landonorris best friends right ? maxverstappen1 meet me in Abu Dhabi
user1 AHAHAHAHA
user2 MOM AND DAD ARE MARRIED
user3 MR AND MRS VERSTAPPEN !?
user4 I want to taste both max and the pasta he made -
charlesleclerc Y/N, you sure you want to deal with his anger issues for life !?
maxverstappen1 WHAT ANGER ISSUES!?
yncooper exactly the way you are screaming over text in CAPS
yncooper and yes Charles, those anger issues lead tobest fucking of my life
maxverstappen1 Y/N!? HELLO!?
charlesleclerc I regret saying anything
lewishamilton then please calm him before every race, this lad is climbing over my car every time 🫷🏻
georgerussell you are using an emoji !?
lewishamilton so what ? 🤺
georgerussell you need to learn the correct usage of them
user5 they forgot we can see this-
user6 the freakiness on public account !?
user7 I don’t even want to imagine the private -
user8 no worries, some nudes might be there 🍑
user9 BUNDA
user10 🗿💀
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yncooper engaged men do it faster 😮‍💨🌟
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user1 yn never beating the freaky allegations
user2 I won’t be surprised if max whips out handcuffs
user3 they definitely spend millions on bdsm
user4 the dress has easier access-
user5 WHY ARE THE FANS MATCHING THE FREAKINESS !?
maxverstappen1 my skills were top notch since d1
yncooper true, best first date ever 🫶🏻
user6 YALL TELLING ME THEY GOT FREAKY ON FIRST DATE !?
user7 I won’t be surprised if they were just dating for 2 months
user6 surprisingly , they waited for two years 💀
user8 PROJECT VERSTAPPEN IS GOING TO HAVE SOME FINE LOOKS?
user9 blonde, blue eyes, rich parents, yup I would get my kid to befriend their kid
user10 their kid or befriend the kid’s parents 🗿
user11 MAX WINNING THE 100 WDC
user12 that’s biologically impossible 🦅
charlesleclerc do you both bother reading what your fans write ?
yncooper yes, sadly me and max don’t have twisted love
user13 DID SHE QOUTE TWISTED LOVE !?
user14 max and Alex volkov….
user15 THATS A SMASH
user16 I get a TMI every time she posts ✋🏻
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redbullracing the three aspects of happy married life “ Stress, tears and beer” 🍻
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user1 my wife said they quoted perfectly 🗿
user2 admin has marriage trauma
user3 admin got too real 💀
user4 max is going after the admin with a knife for posting that pic
user5 them crying on the altar 😭
user6 they are so cute 😭🥹
maxverstappen1 the middle and last picture is perfect ❤️
redbullracing the best for the best 🌟
ynverstappen my heart 🥹 thank you for capturing the sweet and teary moments ❤️
redbullracing welcome to red fam ❤️
user7 y/n chugging down beer is somehow the most y/n thing she could do
user8 max watching y/n chug down 10 glasses of beer be like-
landonorris @ mclaren will I also get such appreciation post on my wedding ?
mclaren a wedding needs two humans Lando
landonorris I have Oscar 🧡
mclaren kindly do not engage in spoiling Oscily 🧡
user9 WE SUPPORT OSCAR AND LILY
user10 admin shutting down lando for Oscar and lily 😭
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ynverstappen the eyes never lie, my Alex Volkov 💋
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carlossainz55 you both deserve the world ❤️
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lewishamilton if you ever have marriage troubles, just call me up
maxverstappen1 says the unmarried virgin man
ynverstappen the person staying virgin for the next few month would you max and THANK YOU LEWIS FOR THE LOVELY GIFT 🫶🏻
lewishamilton your welcome yn ❤️
charlesleclerc what did he give …..
ynverstappen Cheval Blanc 1947
charlesleclerc Lewis, I am your teammate, I deserve that too 🫶🏻
landonorris you managed to click a photo max without his racing suit …
ynverstappen I have a whole album ..?
landonorris send me few
ynverstappen nude, semi-nude, shirtless or with clothes ?
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leninisms · 5 months
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WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE 🚶‍♂️WHO WANTED ME DEAD 😵 DID YOU SLEEP 💤 WITH A GUN 🔫 UNDERNEATH OUR BED 🛌 WERE YOU WRITING ✍️ A BOOK 📖 WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL 🧫 SPY 🕵️‍♂️ IN FIFTY 5️⃣0️⃣ YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED🔎 AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY 🤷‍♂️ YOU DID IT AND I’LL SAY 🗣️ GOOD RIDDANCE 👋 ‘CAUSE IT WASN’T SEXY 🫦 ONCE IT WASN’T FORBIDDEN 🚫 I WOULD’VE DIED 🥀 FOR YOUR SINS ☦️ INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE 😫 AND YOU 🫵 DESERVE PRISON 🚔 BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME ⏰ YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES 📥 AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS 🍻 YOU CRASHED 💥 MY PARTY 🥳 AND YOUR RENTAL CAR 🚗 YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS 👩 WERE BORING 👎 BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING 🌅 YOU KICKED 🦵 OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS 💡 BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING 🎙️ and in plain sight you hid 🫣 but you are what you did 🖕 and i’ll forget you 💭 but i’ll never forgive the smallest 🤏 man 🧍‍♂️ who ever lived 🧬
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bobmckenzie · 2 years
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Bob takes up a sudden interest in my hiking outfit hiking lol
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hoppinkiss · 1 year
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hhhhHHH um so you know how my d.a2 s/i is very small. much smaller than their girlfriend is.abela. yeag
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55szn · 4 months
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oscar worthy performance - mv1
max verstappen x fem!driver!reader smau
summary max and yn were the face of f1 rivalry, sworn enemies, or that’s what people thought warnings short and so, so stupid (favorite genre) notes i have officially become obsessed with max x driver!reader. also sorry i kinda disappeared i’ve been so stressed with school and family issues so this is not my best work 😞 but writing this silly things is my outlet so i’ll try to keep up with it! 💘
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yourusername when you low-key in love with your enemy #awkard
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yourusername oscar worthy performances i would say! maxverstappen1
maxverstappen1 we kinda deserve it ngl
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landonorris PLEASE YN I SAID I WAS SORRY I WAS DRUNK
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charles_leclerc “maxie” 🤮🤮
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redbullracing this is indeed #awkward…
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yourusername have you seen those thighs what do you think
maxverstappen1 OK that’s enough internet for you today
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