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namcomuseumonline · 10 months
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posers say "would" but only a reall ass deadass motherfucker like me can say "has"
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bedlund · 1 year
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ben edlund literally did a dog day afternoon ep i’m so sorry. I’m changing my url right tf now
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Hitting On 16 is so darn good.
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macdenlover · 4 months
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
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theres-rue-for-you · 2 months
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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy
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gh0sthoodie · 4 months
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Happy pride month maybe I’ll start watching Doctor Who again
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dendrochronologies · 8 months
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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bigwizardhat · 9 months
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my cat stopping me from petting her
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skrunksthatwunk · 6 months
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
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liquidstar · 11 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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starbuck · 10 months
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
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nitw · 5 months
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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda
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antennatoheaven · 21 days
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spurgie-cousin · 2 months
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This is such a good, succinct way of describing the illusion of choice many fundamentalist women and men have when it comes to life paths.
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ispyspookymansion · 5 months
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stream i am the prayers of the naive on ao3 dot com
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