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kendricksendrick · 6 years

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Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

SPOTIFY IS MY SHIT

is your room messy or clean?

i wish it was clean but i am too busy and EVERYTHING gets thrown on the floor currently

what color are your eyes?

blue

do you like your name? why?

ya its easy to spell lol

what is your relationship status?

hmm

describe your personality in 3 words or less

lowkey dead, lit

what color hair do you have?

blonde

what kind of car do you drive? color?

a fucking 2002 toyota sienna SILver

where do you shop?

anywhere i can

how would you describe your style?

skater meets pjs meets the 70′s??

favorite social media account

tbh this one

what size bed do you have?

it can fit 2 people so queen?

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

i dont.know

favorite snapchat filter?

leaves ad big glasses one

favorite makeup brand(s)

NYX tbh

how many times a week do you shower?

daily my hair greasy af and im always dirty

favorite tv show?

30 Rock

shoe size?

6/7

how tall are you?

5′2

sandals or sneakers?

fuck man i love slides, but i also love vans but i also love wearing no shoes at all

do you go to the gym?

too busy

describe your dream date

um idk ma

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

im a delivery driver where i work so i got some bill$ ya feel

what color socks are you wearing?

i was wearing black and white ones

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do?

ok i work at Jimmy Johns

how many friends do you have?

what kinda question is this

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

been a bitch and back stabbed

whats your favorite candle scent?

idk lemon

3 favorite boy names

hmm

3 favorite girl names

Lia

yep idk

favorite actor?

Zack Efren

favorite actress?

ANNA KENDRICK my love

who is your celebrity crush?

tied for anna kendrick and brittany snow but also now blake lively fuc

favorite movie?

pitch perfect’s also Silence of the Lambs

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

wish i had more time to read

money or brains?

brains

do you have a nickname? what is it?

may may

how many times have you been to the hospital?

been in it 1x lol

top 10 favorite songs

oh god just look up hannah may on spotify

do you take any medications daily?

birth control so i dont bleed to death or something

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

idk

what is your biggest fear?

hmm idk give me one

how many kids do you want?

2??

whats your go to hair style?

down or low messy bun or braid

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

medium?

who is your role model? me bitch

what was the last compliment you received?

“I like your socks”

what was the last text you sent?

“lol sounds good to me” to my internship supervisor ha

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

fuck idk

what is your dream car?

not a minivan

opinion on smoking?

i dont do it but i dont care just not in my face

do you go to college?

no but want to

what is your dream job?

god damn idk

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

suburb probs

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

um yes

do you have freckles?

ya but kinda poopy ones hah

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

so many

have you ever peed in the woods?

yea when i was fishing

do you still watch cartoons?

when i have time

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

WENDYS but mcd’s for fries

Favorite dipping sauce?

ketchup

what do you wear to bed?

tshirt and underwear

have you ever won a spelling bee?

pff no i used to get out on purpose

what are your hobbies?

band

can you draw?

not really

do you play an instrument?

clarinets and sax’s

what was the last concert you saw?

Modern Day Romeos

tea or coffee?

coffee

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

starbucks

do you want to get married?

yes!

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

A.F.

are you going to change your last name when you get married?

boi idk

what color looks best on you?

blue?

do you miss anyone right now?

eya

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

CLOSED

do you believe in ghosts?

fuck yea i got beat up by one once

what is your biggest pet peeve?

when i tell someone to lose my door multiple times and they still dont

last person you called`

the random number that called me

favorite ice cream flavor?

mint choco chip

regular oreos or golden oreos?

eew regular only wtf

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

CHOCOLATE

what shirt are you wearing?

freshman year marching band t

what is your phone background?

my lake fiends and a PINK background

are you outgoing or shy?

both?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

YES PLS DO

do you like your neighbors?

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

in the shower..

have you ever been high?

no i wishh ha

have you ever been drunk?

ugh again i wish i wasrn tbh

last thing you ate?

oatmeal

favorite lyrics right now

“ I still remember the moment we met The touch that he planted The garden he left I guess the rain was just half that effect “ -Julia Michaels, ‘Heaven’

summer or winter?

summaa

day or night?

nightss

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

milk only

favorite month?

july and november

what is your zodiac sign

Virgo

who was the last person you cried in front of?

um idk

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paolox3b · 7 years

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@cartmangetsananalprobe recently posted: “South Park fandom: you’re good, but I swear on God every last one of you who worships Creek and acknowledges little to nothing else about the show are taking years off of my life.”

It got me to thinking that maybe we should ALL make lists about all the good stuff throughout the last 20 years of South Park. 1. The uproar over the show! Keep in mind, I'm old. My stepson was 10 when South Park came screaming into the living room by an upstart cable channel, Comedy Central. We were there from second number one! We were there for Christmas when J. declared that Mr Hankey was in the toilet, and his grandma shot coffee out her nose and nearly had to be resuscitated! Oh dear – the show was going to destroy civilization as we knew it. It would corrupt our children. It was perverse, immature, obscene, politically incorrect...and it only got better! And boys said the F-word! Rejoice! 2. A seemingly major character died. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards! And Kenny came back?! WTF? Every week, especially the first Christmas episode, would Kenny die again? When? How? 3. The animation. This was not glorious anime or 3D CGI. That was in its infancy back then. This was art paper cutouts bobbling along. 4. The show made fun of itself, especially with the movie. “It's just all fart jokes and crappy animation.” And then they made a fart joke and highlighted crappy animation. 5. Speaking of, all the boys look the same without hats and specific outfits. And they proved this, when the boys all joined the David Blaine cult. Who's who? Cartman: Guess who I am? 6. Speaking of Cartman, well, he was annoying. He was racist. He was hateful. And we loved it. And the show got away with it. Then he fed the Tennormans to their son. And his dad was Jack Tennorman, making Eric half ginger. Ooooof! 7. Chef. God we loved Chef. My kid played that Chef Aid CD until I was ready to strangle him. 8. And more Chef. He was the go-to guy for the boys, and he called them little crackers, too. And he'd sing. He's sing about laying down by the fire and making sweet love. 9. The inept school staff. In raising 6 boys over the years, I can tell you, I've met them all. Yes, there are Mr Mackey types out there, mmmK? 10. Hot potato issues: NAMBLA, seriously? Crap, I had to explain 'boylovers' and 'pedos' to my kid. Celebrities and politicians beware! But no issue was too small or too big for South Park to tackle. 11. Speaking of #10? There was even an episode where the celebrities came after South Park for revenge at being lampooned. Poor Tom Cruise. 12. Religion. No sacred cows here. Just cows. Kyle's a Jew! The Catholic priests are molesting boys! Even Mohammad showed up, then got censored. Poor guy. And let's not forget Jewpacabra. 13. The Super Best friends, speaking of. 14. Jesus and his talk show on cable TV. 15. Jimbo and Ned. “Wait, I can say 'fag' without getting bleeped?” 16. Speaking of gay stuff, other than Creek, that is. The show tackled it. Hard. No pun intended. 17. In particular, Mr Slave. Yikes! I mean, this guy could leap into the air like a gay ninja action hero and swallow up Paris Hilton. Let's move on... 18. The crazy adventures that our foul-mouthed little heroes went on almost every week. This was a staple of the show for so long. I miss it. 19. The holiday specials. I miss those, too. “I'm a lonely Jew...at Christmas.” Kyle in a straitjacket, locked in a rubber room singing his dreidel song. 20. The supporting characters. Santa, Mr Hankey, and all the other nuts in that town. 21. The town being wiped out repeatedly, and rebuilt. 22. Speaking of 21, Mecha-Streisand, anyone? Babs? Hello? Can I have an autograph? 23. The parents. Those crazy parents. Oh, help us! They even overpowered a network with diarrhea. 24. The complex friend dynamic. Fatass! JEW! Poor piece of crap. Nihilist asshole. Which, of course, led to J's gang doing the same thing. Poor “M” in the group got to be the Jew when the boys would start that routine. He had the green hat, as my stepson justified it. What was that about corrupting our children? 25. Expansion of vocabulary. My boy learned so much from this show. Including what a clitoris is. 26. The Star Trek references. Matt & Trey love Star Trek. Remember Red Shirt boy being eaten by the black scary monster? And the subtle stuff, like Craig saying, “If I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.” or “Dude, that was Wrath of Khan, not the Bible!” 27. Simpsons did it! All the other references to popular shows of the day. 28. TIMMY! And Jimmy, too. Cripple fight! 29. Did I mention the movie? They made a movie! 30. Blame Canada. It's always Canada. 31. Speaking of 19, the songs! The original songs. Robin Williams even sang “Blame Canada!” on the Academy Awards. 32. The way the show made us look at things differently. Who wasn't a bit afraid of ginger kids after seeing that episode? And the uproar the show created when it would do something like this. Remember the “Kick a Ginger” day thing? 33. Imperfect characters. No, these weren't your average cartoon characters. They had problems. They faced them. They went on. Cartman is fat. Stan has addictions and depression. Kenny is poor and dies all the time. Butters and Tweek are abused/neglected. Craig is a bully. Clyde cries. Hell, he inadvertently killed his mom. (Or did he plan it?) Jimmy and Timmy are disabled. And Kyle? Well, he seems to be the whipping boy; when something bad happens, it's usually to Kyle. I think this is another Star Trek reference. In TOS, it was Chekov. In TNG, it was Geordi. In Voyager, it was Harry Kim. In DS9, it was O'Brien who always got the raw deal. 34. Imagination. It takes a lot to do a show like this. “Imagination Land,” for one. Superheroes. Fighters of Zaron on Black Friday. More Superheroes. The boys have been news reporters, cops, you name it.

Anyone else that can add to the list?

#south park

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placetobenation · 5 years

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RIP Rocky Johnson

Sad news this week as former WWE legend Rocky Johnson passed away at age 75. I remember watching Rocky and Tony Atlas, The Soul Patrol, win the then WWF Tag Team Championships and defend those titles in Providence and Boston as a kid. They were the first African-American champions in the company’s history defeating the Wild Samoans in 1983. Who could ever forget that misplaced chair shot by Captain Lou Albano! Plus, who could forget his memorable feuds with The Magnificent Don Muraco, Greg Valentine among others. And of course, he’s the father of The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. Through it all, Johnson did it with class in the ring and out. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family, friends and fans.

R.I.P. to @WWE Hall of Famer, 'Soul Man' Rocky Johnson. pic.twitter.com/yUDBKKU5DF

— WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) January 18, 2020

Before we got to RAW, NXT UK took over Blackpool a second time and in a surprise ending, The Undisputed Era jumped WALTER after his title defense against Joe Coffey. It’ll be fun to see TUE and Imperium clash again come Worlds Collide on Royal Rumble Weekend.

NXT UK: TakeOver Blackpool II

Eddie Dennis defeated Trent Seven

NXT UK Women’s Title Match: Kay Lee Ray defeated Piper Niven & Toni Storm to retain title

Tyler Bate defeated Jordan Devlin

NXT UK Tag Team Title Ladder Match: Gallus defeated Imperium, South Wales Subculture, & The Grizzled Young Veterans to retain titles

NXT UK Title Match: WALTER defeated Joe Coffey (Submission) to retain title

Star of the Week:

The @WWEUsos penitentiary LOCKED DOWN on @WWE Friday Night #SmackDown! pic.twitter.com/TJj21wZuCM

— WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) January 18, 2020

The Usos – Jimmy and Jey started the week late-night on WWE Backstage, entertaining us all with some insights with Renee Young and pals. Then, after a win over The Revival with an awe-inspiring top rope splash from Jimmy, The Usos save cousin Roman Reigns’ bacon against Robert Roode. They’re everywhere this week.

RAW

RESULTS

Triple Threat Match: Drew McIntyre defeated Randy Orton & AJ Styles

Ricochet defeated Mojo Rawley

Charlotte Flair defeated Sarah Logan

Mojo Rawley defeated 24/7 Champion R-Truth to win title after Brock Lesnar beatdown

Bobby Lashley defeated Rusev

Raw Tag Team Title Match: The Viking Raiders defeated The Singhs to retain titles

Aleister Black defeated Buddy Murphy

Erick Rowan defeated unnamed local wrestler

Fist Fight Match: Seth Rollins & The AOP defeated Big Show, Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe

What we loved:

Yup…….@RonKillings really DID interrupt the #WWEChampion @BrockLesnar & @HeymanHustle on #RAW! pic.twitter.com/dRSLLTPn5a

— WWE (@WWE) January 14, 2020

Brock has a personality – It’s true. WWE Champion Brock Lesnar can speak and can actually have a laugh or two. All it took was a boisterous Kentucky crowd and R-Truth to do it! And of course, after a few laughs, Lesnar got to business by beating down R-Truth, allowing a lucky Mojo Rawley to pick up the scraps and the 24/7 Championship.

It was @WWE_Murphy who joined @WWERollins & #AOP in the #FistFight on #RAW! pic.twitter.com/hmbmIrNyRa

— WWE (@WWE) January 14, 2020

Buddy Murphy vs. Aleister Black III – How good was that! The trilogy delivers in spades and gets a great TV spot in the final hour of RAW. And with Black’s win, it didn’t take long for Murphy to get back on the winning side, joining sides with Seth Rollins and the Authors of Pain to take Big Show down in the main event. We can only hope that Black will now join sides with Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe as well to even things up.

What we didn’t love:

Visual representation of parkour, courtesy of @FightOwensFight. #SmackDown pic.twitter.com/GXPyhD7uz1

— WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) January 18, 2020

Fist Fight Match Huh? – How does a fist fight match not end in someone actually going down by way of a fist? Seriously?! WTF. We get the match ending by way of the referee’s discretion. Not sure I fully understand the rationale behind that one. Now, having said that, the Kevin Owens skate park-like flip off the titan tron was damn cool!

Back to squashes – The Viking Raiders took less than a minute to take out the Singhs. Two minutes for Charlotte Flair to dismiss Sarah Logan. And of course, about 90 seconds for Erick Rowan to squash a nobody. Sometimes, quantity doesn’t over quality.

NXT

RESULTS

Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic 1st Round: Matt Riddle & Pete Dunne defeated Flash Morgan Webster and Mark Andrews

Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic 1st Round: Grizzled Young Veterans defeated Time Splitters (Alex Shelley & Kushida)

For a Shot at The NXT Cruiserweight Title at World’s Collide: Isaiah Scott defeated Lio Rush & Tyler Breeze

NXT Women’s Championship Number One Contender’s Battle Royal: Bianca Belair (last two: Belair and Io Sherai)

What we loved:

Even @AngelGarzaWwe is impressed by THIS. WOW. #WWENXT @itsLioRush @itsLioRush pic.twitter.com/zsDWUh56Bw

— WWE NXT (@WWENXT) January 16, 2020

Triple Threat Trifecta – I’ll admit, I wasn’t a fan of Lio Rush on RAW, but in NXT, he’s been awesome! Tyler Breeze is a treat taking on the new stars of Full Sail. And how about Isaiah “Swerve” Scott coming up with the swerve and the victory with the JML driver for a shot at NXT Cruiserweight Champion Angel Garza. With all due respect to TNA, this was complete total non-stop action from start to finish!

SHE DID IT!!! The #ESTofNXT @BiancaBelairWWE has WON the No. 1 Contender's #BattleRoyal! #WWENXT pic.twitter.com/YMRL7hTCb8

— WWE NXT (@WWENXT) January 16, 2020

The Battle Royale – Usually battle royals disappoint, but this one did not. We got debuts in the form of Mercedes Martinez and Shotzi Blackheart. We got surprising returns in the form of Kacy Catanzaro. We got a surprise entrant in Shayna Baszler. And finally, we got a surprise winner with Bianca Belair getting a shot at Rhea Ripley’s NXT Women’s Championship.

The Undisputed Era vs. everyone – Whether it was trying to take out WALTER at NXT TakeOver or trying to take out Keith Lee on NXT’s opening salvo or later on tackling Tommaso Ciampa, TUE was all about the domination this week. Although, this car flip from Keith Lee’s gotta leave a mark!

"WITHIN ME, The PROPHECY ENDS NEXT WEEK!" – @RealKeithLee #WWENXT pic.twitter.com/mP1A8uVwhE

— WWE (@WWE) January 16, 2020

DIY Reunion – Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa are back together! Sure, it’s only for one match at World Collide against Moustache Mountain after Gargano helped saved Ciampa against TUE, but we’ll take it.

The upset – Sure, didn’t we all expect The Time Splitters to win their Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic first round match? I mean, who expected Alex Shelley and Kushida to lose in their first match back in NXT together? Kudos to the Grizzled Young Veterans for the upset.

SMACKDOWN

RESULTS

John Morrison defeated Big E

The Usos defeated The Revival

Non-title match: Lacey Evans defeated Smackdown Women’s Champion Bayley

Alexa Bliss defeated Sonya Deville

What we loved:

Slo-mo JoMo. @TheRealMorrison #SmackDown pic.twitter.com/RoB1n9PUB3

— WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) January 18, 2020

The return of the super slo-mo – How could you not enjoy a super slo-mo entrance from the returning John Morrison and The Miz in Morrison’s first WWE match since 2011? Plus, a win to boot. Nice week for the M&M boys. I see a tag-team title match in their immediate future.

Team Hell No – Kane comes back to help Daniel Bryan surprise The Fiend in a quick reunion of Team Hell No! Short, sweet and to the point to move the story forward. Now, if they can just get rid of that damn red lighting for The Fiend. It does nothing for me (or anyone else)!.

Meh:

Comeuppance #SmackDown pic.twitter.com/ysAEFOYzLd

— WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) January 18, 2020

More Corbin vs. Reigns – It seems like these two have been feuding longer than Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes back in the NWA/WCW days. Maybe it’ll finally end at the Royal Rumble as the two tangle in a match, thanks to Reigns beating Robert Roode Friday night on Smackdown. Reigns picked an obvious falls count anywhere match. I would’ve gone for the dog-collar match that would’ve fit the feud and dog food spotlight a bit better. Probably a bit too violent for the family folks at WWE though. The Usos were pretty fly though taking out Dolph Ziggler and helping Reigns get the win in the tables match.

Parting shots:

Freddie Prinze Jr. on WWE Backstage was pretty entertaining. The dude, as he should, cut a pretty decent promo against Xavier Woods.

I so would’ve marked out if Brock Lesnar had pinned R-Truth for the 24/7 Title! It would’ve been great to see how sneaky and underhanded the WWE Superstars could be in trying to outsmart Lesnar for a quick 1-2-3 count for a title many levels beneath the coveted WWE Championship. It could’ve made for some entertaining television for a few weeks.

Yes or no – do you want to see CM Punk be a surprise entrant for the Royal Rumble next week in Houston? Something tells me we’ll get Booker T in his hometown. You just know there’s going to be some cheating references in their that night with the MLB/Houston Astros scandal fresh in everyone’s minds.

Thanks for letting us share our thoughts! Shoot me an email at [email protected]. We’d love to hear your comments and suggestions! You can also check out my blog, The Crowe’s Nest as we delve into more pro wrestling, sports entertainment and the World of Sports. My apologies ahead of time – I AM a Patriots and Red Sox fan! If you’re not down with that, I’ve got TWO WORDS for you… NEW ENGLAND!

#IFTTT #Place to Be Nation

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mundanemelusina · 7 years

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Get to Know Me 1. What is you middle name? Matthew 2. How old are you? 21 3. When is your birthday? Oct 12 4. What is your zodiac sign? Libra sun, Gemini moon, Taurus rising, Scorpio Venus and idk the rest 5. What is your favorite color? Yellow! It's always varied but I love a soft warm yellow. Like the color the sun paints the world at sunset. Like crayolas dandelion crayon. WHICH BY THE WAY CRAYOLA IS FUCKIN RETIRING. THEY ARE GETTING RID OF MY FAVORITE COLOR. 6. What’s your lucky number? 3 7. Do you have any pets? My moms house has a lot but I don't live there any more? Are they really my pets? Idk man. 8. Where are you from? Greensboro nc 9. How tall are you? 5'10" 10. What shoe size are you? 10 in both men's and women's. Idk how it works I don't make the rules I just work here. 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? In the 20s probably. Maybe more. How many pairs do I wear on the everyday tho? Like two maybe. I'm terrible. 12. What was your last dream about? Honestly last one I remember I woke up with the distinct memory of eating out a trans guy. 13. What talents do you have? Knowing exactly where peoples belly buttons are, whistling like various birds, quoting movies, remembering useless info, coming up with ideas of things I'll never do, sleeping too much, not having motivation, puns and/or bad humor, being able to identify almost any color by its crayola name. 14. Are you psychic in any way? You're asking a witch. That's a loaded fucking question. 15. Favorite song? Nah. I got loads of playlists tho. 16. Favorite movie? BOI. Ok. Listen. Stardust The high school musicals Harry potters, also third specifically Moulin rouge Hocus pocus Thirteenth year Legally blonde Easy a Anna karennina Lion king Hercules Little mermaid Hunchback of notre dam Spy kids trilogy First three shreks but specially no2 How to train your dragon(1/2) Rise of the guardians Series of unfortunate events movie Sucker punch Weekend (2011) The new beauty and the beast movie Lord of the rings Indiana jones 17. Who would be your ideal partner? This is a strange question. Not what would they be like. But WHO ARE THEY. NAME NAMES. GO. honestly idk. If I knew who it was I'd be trying to sit on their lap right now. 18. Do you want children? Error 404 answer unknown. I could be good with kids. I love kids. But do I want to raise them? Idk. And I don't want to raise any unless I know for sure that I do. 19. Do you want a church wedding? What does this mean? I would never marry a church. 20. Are you religious? All religions are simultaneously true and false. Schroedingers religion 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes. Terrible asthma. Last big attack was on my thirteenth birthday. I had my first indoor swim meet at my high school and it was a small steamy space with hundreds of people so the air got supper thick and I had the worst attack ever. 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope not do I plan to 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I've met Julie Taymor! Famous director who directed the lion king on broadway and across the universe! 24. Baths or showers? Showers for physical cleaning, baths for spiritual 25. What color socks are you wearing? I don't wear socks I fucking hate them the stifle my creativity bc I can't think with them on. 26. Have you ever been famous? One of my selfie photo sets has 19,000+ notes does that count? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Eh. I could handle it but that doesn't mean I want to 28. What type of music do you like? Musical, pop, indie/folk/americana, idk just whatever 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No. I get self conscious 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2 normal full pillows, a star shaped pillow, a moon shape, and a sun. 31. What position do you usually sleep in? Side curl? 32. How big is your house? 2 bed one bath apartment that has a living room and a kitchen. That's it. The whole place. Very small. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Harris teeter brand clusters and oats cereal with honey or bagel with cream cheese 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah my dad taught me on his family's farm and my grandfather on my mothers side taught me some too. He loves hunting. 35. Have you ever tried archery? Ye with said grandfather. I didn't like it at the time but I love the idea of it now and want to again. I was pretty ok at it. Besides my terrible eyesight. 36. Favorite clean word? What the fuck is a clean word. 37. Favorite swear word? Fuck it's so vers 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? I pull all nighters all the time but never really more than 36 hours without a nap. 39. Do you have any scars? I'm sure I might somewhere but I can't really think of any 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? I wish. Usually I am the one admiring secretly. 41. Are you a good liar? I'm a thespian. It's my literal job. 42. Are you a good judge of character? Loaded question? How the fuck would I know this? Who are you? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JIMMY 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? AGAIN. my literal job. 44. Do you have a strong accent? No. I actually have always been told o don't have one. Moms from New Jersey but grew up in the south. She doesn't have a thick one. 45. What is your favorite accent? ????? So many. Any U.K. Miami Cuban? It's specific but. Idk it's less about accents but I just love studying the way people talk. How they form vowels or little sayings they have. 46. What is your personality type? Enfp? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? I have no idea. I don't like to buy pricey clothing. I'm a goodwill hoe 48. Can you curl your tongue? Long ways sideways twist and clover! 49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie 50. Left or right handed? FUN STORY I was originally lefty but then my first grade teacher thought I was gonna be a gay witch so she made me switch. But lefty staid for everything besides writing. So batting golf all that. Writing texting jacking bowling is righty. So. Mostly right. 51. Are you scared of spiders? 4/10 52. Favorite food? *softly* don't 53. Favorite foreign food? I love food 54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy af 55. Most used phrased? Changes weekly 56. Most used word? Changes daily 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? An hour with a shower? 30 without? 58. Do you have much of an ego? Huge 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suuuuck 60. Do you talk to yourself? Constantly 61. Do you sing to yourself? ALL DAY EVERY DAY. 62. Are you a good singer? I AM passable but I'm not gonna win a Tony 63. Biggest Fear? Myself 64. Are you a gossip? Did you hear about Samantha and Jim? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Check above 66. Do you like long or short hair? On myself? Idfk. On men? Short 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Nope! Nor do I care. Fuck this place! (I can get most) 68. Favorite school subject? Transfiguration. Wait real school? Ok art, theatre, literature, science, marine biology was fun 69. Extrovert or Introvert? I need a balance of the two. Intro if I had to pick 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nah. Been snorkeling tho 71. What makes you nervous? Intrusive thoughts. Heights. Knives. Snakes and spiders. Fire. Mostly nervous I'll do something stupid and throw myself or my phone over the edge or into the flames. 72. Are you scared of the dark? Well I wasn't till you FUCKING MENTIONED IT. ASAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Most of the time 74. Are you ticklish? Yes but tickle and I'll rip off your pickle 75. Have you ever started a rumor? Started? No. continued? Religiously. 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Often. I enjoy it. 77. Have you ever drank underage? Whaaaaaat????? Me????? No never. 78. Have you ever done drugs? Gasp 79. Who was your first real crush? Literally. Ok. Listen. Buddy. So many. Idk who was first. All were dumb. 80. How many piercings do you have? Just ears 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Ye 82. How fast can you type? Snail^2 83. How fast can you run? Turtle^2 84. What color is your hair? Naturally dark brown. 85. What color is your eyes? Dark green and orange. 86. What are you allergic to? Medicines some type of cat/dog/fur 87. Do you keep a journal? A book of shadows but not a journal 88. What do your parents do? Dads a muggle. Mams a witch. Bitofanastyshockwhenhefoundout Honestly I'm tired and don't wanna explain 89. Do you like your age? Age as in era of history??? Years in which I have personally traveled around the sun? 90. What makes you angry? Unfairness. My jealousy. Disrespect 91. Do you like your own name? Yeah I love it 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Nah 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Wtf is this gendered bs 94. What are you strengths? It's too late to have this crisis 95. What are your weaknesses? Seriously I'm tired 96. How did you get your name? I always forget 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Dads side had something 98. Do you have any scars? I already did this 99. Color of your bedspread? Gray 100. Color of your room? Between crayola jade and olive

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all of them ily facetime me

I’m half a bottle of wine in so this is the perfect time to answer this

1. Name: Michelle Bair

2. Birthplace: some airforce base in virginia

3. Ancestry: general European, Scottish, and Native American

4. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

5. Biggest fear: Abandonment

6. Strength/Weakness: For the most part I’m pretty honest / I can’t make decisions if they impact other people

7. Worst habit: braiding and unbraiding my hair / shaking my leg

8. Favorite holiday: Halloween

9. Ever been in a car crash: thankfully, no

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Paul omg

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: drop whatever bag I’m holding

12. Age at first kiss: 14? Idk whatever the second half of 8th grade was

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: when I was 15

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: Stephanie is my ride or die for like 11 years. Like literally I’d die without her I love her so much

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pump that GPA up a bit

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: trying (failing) to sleep

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: earlier when I was telling Stephanie a story about my dad

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: My dad

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: idk man probably a generic sound of unhappy

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: I don’t even know because like what actually counts as a date?

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: never happened

22. Who did you see in concert first: Jimmy Buffet I shit you not

23. Who was your favorite teacher: Paul

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: I text Stephanie

25. Who do you think about most: probably Stephanie

26. Is your ideal occupation? Optometrist

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor

28. Favourite restaurant? Saizeriya (it’s in Japan)

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla with cherry

30. McDonlads or Burger King? McDonalds

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? Kate McKinnon

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? I’m like tipsy rn so? now? idk

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? honestly I don’t even known

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? Wonder? idk

35. How many pets do you have? a single dog

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? idk something stupid like some cheese

37. When was the first time you smoked? Like a cigarette? Never. Weed? Sometime last fall when I went camping

38. Who last sent you a text? Stephanie

39. Who did you last send a text to? Stephanie lmao

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? i’d just die

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? Shit this is hard because like obviously Stephanie but also my family and there are 4 people in that and I can’t pick whos the most important out of them so

42. Favorite song? I honestly don’t know

43. Favorite movie? Heathers

44. When did you last cuddle someone? fuck idk like late march early april?

45. When did you last have sex? see above

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? probably either jump off a roof or tell my dad I’m into girls

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? Abandonment, yes. Constantly

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? There are way to many fucked up things to even choose

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? Idk there was one that at first I couldn’t let go but now I can so?

50. Where would you take a road trip? Albuquerque

51. How do Mondays feel for you? during the summer, whatever. During the year, like i put a vacuum on my face

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? Omg Stephanie how did you get to Germany

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? a weird combo of both tbh

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? Idk I guess getting into JMU is p good

55. What scares you about your future? That I won’t’ do well enough to get into Optometry school

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? easier to transport

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? so many things

58. How does it feel to be photographed? sometimes I hate it but i like being able to look back on the moments

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? oh god... maybe seeing my dad cry while I went through security out of Japan for the last time

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? No. I want my children to be better than me in every way so that once I’ve taught them all I know they can then teach me what they’ve learned

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? I try to stand for it

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? If I had the talent, be a stage actor

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? That surgery went well yesterday

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? Well I mean, yeah

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? a pool locker room

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? nope

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? Dylan

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? Tori

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? Dom

70. How tall are you? 5′10

71. How much do you weigh? 144 which I was hype about because the last time I’d checked I was 150

72. What color is your hair naturally? like dirty blondeish?

73. What size jeans do you wear? 8 I think but idk

74. What is your favorite color to wear? black

75. Do you have any piercings? just ears

76. Do you have any tattoos? no

77. Do you care how other people see you? I mean yeah

78. Do you like sports? I love ballet but other than that no

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships? It depends. Like below 25 if you have more than a few years I’m iffy, but the older you are the more lenient I am

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships? idgaf

81. Do you believe in karma or fate? yeah

82. Do you keep a journal? no

83. Describe the last dream you remember: I can’t remember a recent one

84. Describe your favorite dream: Don’t really have one

85. Where are some places you would like to visit? Canada, South America, Paris, etc

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend? Paramore and Halsey but I’m too stressed about money to buy tickets

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy? BTR and early 2000s songs rn

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad? Breakup songs. I have a playlist

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles, yes

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Wine

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages? I like sex on the beaches and vodka mixed with cranberry juice

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? no cigarettes or cigars. Tried weed twice but it didn’t work

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there? Stephanie becuase she’s always there for me and when everything in my life is falling apart she’s always my rock and I just love her so much

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? I don’t know what this means

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Of my current friends? Nah I don’t think so

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? I DON’T WANT TO DIE

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? yeah

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? //actual// ex? idk maybe

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? been there, done that

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? dude

101. How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day

102. How often do you shower? When was the last time you had a shower? I try to shower every day. I just took a bath and then washed my hair with the shower head

103. How often do you shave your legs? rarely lmao

104. Political affiliation? dude

105. Opinion on abortion? duDE

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? dUDE

107. Should prostitution be legalized? honestly I don’t know enough to say

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? wtf kind of meta

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? it’s easier that way

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? just like... make everyone stop hating everyone else so much

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? acting

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? 100%

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? well technically I live in both Germany and America so this question is too complex

114. Why are you the person you are? what

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? I try but I’ve had slipups

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? bc ppl suc

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? I’‘d probably be a lot more outgoing

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? no

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? Well my mom just texted me and she really liked turtles

120. Want someone back in your life? At times, but then I remember they’re gone for a reason

121. What are you excited for? PRAGUE

122. Are you scared to fall in love? sometimes

123. When is your next road trip?idk

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? told stephanie I love her

125. Do you like to cuddle? yeh

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? maybe? idk

127. Plans for tomorrow? we’re going to see castles

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? too much

129. How is life going for you right now? :/

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? yep

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? tori

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? I mean I never have, but I think I could if the military would butt out

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? transformation

134. Background on your cell phone? the lockscreen is a gradient from purple to pink and the background is Tyler on a piano

135. What are you thinking about right this second? these questions

136. Last book you read? How was it? I Wrote This For You. made me cry. I loved it

137. What is the last thing you bought? coffee at the airport

138. Do you live with your parents? during holidays

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? no

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? not like A-list

141. What are you like when you’re drunk? super giggly

142. What are you like when you’re high? idk

143. Do you want children? yeah

144. Do you want a church wedding? no

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? as many as I can

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope

147. Who was your first real crush? this guy Matt in 4th grade lmao

148. What are you allergic to? grass and pollen

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? rn I like the name Vita but ask again in like 3 months

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Girl just because I feel like I’d be able to raise her better

151. How did you get your name? My sister pointed at my mom’s baby bump and was like “Michelle!” and they were like ok

152. Name one thing about your body you love? my cheek bones

153. What is your biggest goal in life? be happy. Like fully

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? nah

155. Do you think aliens are real? YES

156. What age did you start drinking? my first drink was at 14 but I started like regulatory drinking at 17

157. What do you think of President Obama? YES

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? nah

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? idk

160. Story of your first kiss? we were at a park

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? same as ^

162. Story of the first time you had sex? I went over to her house while her parents were at work

163. When did you first have sex? when I was 18

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex? ^

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? nope

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)? Holtzman

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram? 44/87/19

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook? yeah

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person? 14, when we broke up and I realized I was confusing a crush for love

171. Do you talk to yourself? wayyyy too much

172. How old will you be on your next birthday? 20

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed? tinder

174. Do you have any hickies? not rn

175. Turn ons? being confident without being cocky

176. Turn offs? acting like you’re entitled to me

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? petty, creative

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? idiot, hard working

179. How many siblings do you have? 1

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? yeah

that took so long omg. ily

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twistedtransistor · 8 years

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i want to say all of them can i say all of them just do the music meme

ok you got it here goes nothing

1:A song you like with a color in the title: Blue Collar Man by Styx

2:A song you like with a number in the title: 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago

3:A song that reminds you of summertime: Moments Between Sleep by VersaEmerge

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about: I Won’t Tell You by Lacuna Coil

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD: Re-Education Through Labor by Rise Against

6:A song that makes you want to dance: Allow Me To Introduce Myself…Mr. Right by The White Tie Affair

7:A song to drive to: Rolling Stoned by My Darkest Days

8:A song about drugs or alcohol: Comin’ In Hot by Hollywood Undead don’t look at me

9:A song that makes you happy: Don’t Look Back by Boston

10:A song that makes you sad: Far Too Young To Die by Panic! at the Disco

11:A song that you never get tired of: Radiator by Family Force 5

12:A song from your preteen years: Ordinary by Train

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs: I’m Free (Heaven Helps the Man) by Kenny Loggins has been in my head for Some Reason so sure

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding: oh god idk does this mean wedding or reception or or or um i really love You Make My Dreams by Hall & Oates sure

15:A song that is a cover by another artist: Tragedy by Celldweller, never would have known the original was the Bee Gees

16:One of your favorite classical songs: i almost started crying about classical music earlier because of eva, i’m not in a state to answer this

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke: i always wanted to do Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around by Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty for some reason

18:A song from the year that you were born: Walk by Pantera

19:A song that makes you think about life: Different People by No Doubt

20:A song that has many meanings to you: Snow (Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chili Peppers mostly bc i have no idea what any of it means

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title: Layla by Derek and the Dominos

22:A song that moves you forward: I Am The Fire by Halestorm

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to: everyone is a tall order hmm Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin just to say you have?

24:A song by a band you wish were still together: Lies by Beautiful Bodies wtf apparently they disbanded this year

25:A song by an artist no longer living: Thriller by Michael Jackson, can’t help it, i love it

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love: ??? how 2 answer when i am in love? um. Real Life Fairytale by Plumb?

27:A song that breaks your heart: this is ridic but Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park rly hecked me up since this one pandora hearts mmv especially

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love: NME by Set It Off, i feel like there’s a better answer, but his voice is rly interesting

29:A song that you remember from your childhood: That Don’t Impress Me Much by Shania Twain lmao… that entire album?

30:A song that reminds you of yourself: I’m Still Here by John Rzeznik? or The Middle by Jimmy Eat World perhaps

#asks

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