#Agent 003

[agent-gin]

"Do you know what that means?" Hugo @thespieswholovedme

Joe pinched the bridge of his nose before turning around, doing his best to look approachable.

"It means you're grounded until further notice," he replied, pointing at his own writing. Unlike many of his peers, his writing was rather legible. "Consequences for recklessness, 03"

[vampiricgf]

vamp ex?

his ex partner that looks like a little elf vampire whom I want to mow down with my shitty honda in a cvs parking lot

[wiseagent]

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[flwoie]

LOVE IN DISGUISE — PARK SUNGHOON

SUMMARY Secrets are meant to be kept. Sunghoon never keeps secrets though, well except one—his friends being members of a super secret spy team. He finds out on the night he gets kidnapped and is rescued by them. That night, his friend offers him to be a part of the team to stop an organization, SPY-DER LILLIES, from destroying their campus and agency, I.R.I.S (International Resource for Intellectual Spies). And like the goofy goober he is, he joins for a jetpack and to impress his longtime friend and crush, the black cat agent, in order to win her heart before the spiders come crawling up his back.

TUNE IN TO WATCH THE SERIES OF SUNGHOON LEARNING HOW TO BE THE WORLD’S GREATEST SPY WITH HIS FRIENDS AND HIS JETPACK!

STARRING spy! sunghoon x spy! f! reader (WITH txt’s beomgyu, loossemble’s yeojin, lsfm’s kazuha, nwjns’ minji, kiof’s belle, xdh’s junhan)

GENRE smau + written, romcom, episodic, friends to lovers, college au, spy au, characters inspired by my friend group, heavily inspired by that one spy kickin’ it episode (s3, ep 21)

CONTAINS 15+, profanity, light violence, brainrot😭, spy terminology isn’t fully accurate, also 50% of the chapters in here are not even spy related, incorrect timestamps (pls ignore) (chapters will specify warnings)

STATUS airing (whenever i feel like it @ 5PM CST) | july 9, 2024 - …

SOUNDTRACK

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🗯️ GUYS IK IVE BEEN DIPPING SMAUS BUT TRUST ME, I WONT DIP THIS ONE….

📻 : “I.R.I.S. TEAM 5 REPORTING, OVER…!”

MISSION #001 — PILOT IN DISGUISE

↳ sunghoon joins his friends’ spy team

one : jetpack joyride [0.9k]

two : the haters be hating [0.3k + smau]

three : my tall american friend

four : cuz im a sigma…👻

five : theres many girls in the fish

six : chicken butt

seven : when there's a screen, ao3 must be seen

eight : im gonna touch u lil bro

MISSION #002 — PARTY IN DISGUISE

↳ the boys throws a boys-only party in the lair while you’re out of town

nine : back early [0.2k]

ten : w rizz amirite

eleven : fake gucci pants..

twelve : H H HELL NAH🤦‍♀️ [0.5k]

thirteen : like the roblox game?

fourteen : the hell is spoogle images [0.7k + smau]

MISSION #003 — ENEMY IN DISGUISE

↳ the team keeps tabs on an I.R.I.S spy-in-training, who’s possibly a part of the SPY-DER LILLIES

fifteen : and ur dumb

sixteen : hide ur ladies🤫🥱

seventeen : luh luh loserrr

eighteen : what an ugly pepperoni […]

ninteen : PAUSE…

twenty : btw calc is short for calculator […]

twenty one : diss me diss me now u gotta kiss me

MISSION #004 — GAMES IN DISGUISE

↳ when the team is sent on a mission to defeat a tech team of SPY-DER LILLIES, they get transported to the internet world

... to be added

MISSION #005 — WITNESS IN DISGUISE

↳ the team joins a witness protection program after witnessing a fight between two canadian spy organizations

… to be added

MISSION #006 — CRUSHES IN DISGUISE

↳ in order for sunghoon to pass his final spy assessment, he needs to get over his crush

... to be added

MISSION #007 — CAMP IN DISGUISE

↳ the team is recruited to be camp counsellors for I.R.I.S spies-in-training

... to be added

enhypen masterlist

[tightsweatyclothes]

The government mandates a new level of protection for its female agents: a padded gag and padded bulletproof catsuit to be worn at all times.  Agent 003 is shown here after a mission, desperately in need of the toilet, a warm bath and a good meal.  Unfortunately, all she can do is stew and itch in her own sweat and piss, waiting for the suit's cleanup technology to disinfect it and release it as a fine spray which makes the whole area stink.  She claws at the locks keeping the gag and suit firmly stuck to her skin, and the shock collar punishes her for it.  She growls into the gag in frustration, picks at the collar once more, is shocked with a jolt of pain once more. The tickling droplets of sweat refuse to evaporate, and the urge to urinate is worse than ever.  It will be a long night, and she is scheduled an hour of leashed treadmill jogging before she is allowed back into her padded cage to sleep.  Despite her exhaustion from the mission, she leashes herself to the machine, following its pace, making sure not to make the leash taut.  Beside her Agents 007 and 009 are doing their own scheduled exercises, and they share a look of misery before forcing themselves to keep up with the jogging pace of the treadmill.  

[letmehavemyfictionalmen]

Stars Collide; Star-Crossed

Summary: Their love was an unexpected journey, a clash of two different worlds. Din Djarin, the skilled bounty hunter, and the young Jedi with a powerful heritage. Together, they embarked on a quest to protect the galaxy and one very special child, learning to trust each other and discovering a bond that transcended their differences.

pairing: Din Djarin x afab!Skywalker!reader

warning: 18+ content, Eventual smut, Unprotected sex, Violence, Blood, Age-Gap, Kidnapping, Domestic Bliss, Fluff, a sprinkle of Angst, Idiots in love, Flirting, possessive!Din, powerful!reader, Jedi!reader, Grogu being adorable, Grogu loves his Ma more than his buir.

Chapters

000. — the prologue — [As the dust settles, Din can't shake the weight of an indescribable feeling. A feeling that he's done something he can never make amends for. Little does he know, fate has plans to intervene and an unknown ally is on their way to his aid.] 001. — the force of nature — [As a bounty hunter, Din has completed his mission, however, he is unbeknownst to the storm that will knock the wind out of him, literally.] 002. — the battle for the baby — [Din and his partner fight as one, their expertise unrivaled as they battle the Imperial agents. Their unwavering determination to protect the Child drives them forward, overcoming every obstacle with fierce resolve.] 003. — the escape — [Din and his partner, along with the droid and the Child, find themselves in a tense standoff with the guild leader Greef Karga. With blasters drawn, they stand united to protect the Child at all costs.]

☼ Please note that I do not wish to have my work translated or published on any third party reading websites. I claim the rights to my work.

☼ Where I don’t have any rights to the characters, many ideas and OC are my own creation. Please respect that.

[double-0h-no]

Doctor's Note

Prompt fill for both 3000 words and medical staff. This is a… very different kind of thing. Not my usual perspective, not my usual style of writing, but hey, this here is to try new things, and I had fun writing this. I hope you enjoy :)

on ao3

What's it like being a Doctor for Medical at MI6? Well, it goes a bit like this…

Hi. You must be the new Doctor working here, right?

I'm Hermine Dalton, pleasure to meet you. I've been with Six for longer than I'd like to admit to, and I'll be showing you the ropes the next few days and weeks. So, if you've got any questions, fire away. Should I at any point not be around, the nurses know more about the way of things than I do. All right, let's not dawdle. And welcome to the team.

***

Right, so we have a couple of divisions that you're not really used to from a normal hospital, and obviously, we're completely lacking others. No paediatrics, no oncology, stuff like that. A lot more forensic medicine and maybe in ways you're not entirely used to. And we have an intersection with Q-branch, if you're interested in that, namely with R&D where we have some guys who work on toxins and antitoxins and some creative biological weapons. That sounds a lot more malicious than it is, the creative part is mostly about how to target it and prevent the agents from accidentally injecting themselves with it or something similar. Should you wind up there at some point I have one advice for you: Trust the Q-branchers there. If they say "we can't do it like that, the agents will totally do this and that with it", no matter how outlandish it sounds, trust them. They know what they're talking about. All safety regulations are written in blood, and all that.

***

So this is where you'll start out. I know it's not the most exciting, but it'll give you a bit of time and peace to ease into things. So, most of this is from some sort of ongoing investigation. We have a colour coding system for prioritising those things, there's a list on the server. Take your time familiarising yourself with everything, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it fast enough. Tomorrow you can join me for my round with the current patients.

***

Good morning, so glad you'll join me. So, we don't have a whole lot of patients at any time, usually not more than five who are supposed to stay here. When I left last night, we had six patients, let's see how it looks this morning.

Why? Oh, let's just say there is a certain type of patient who is less than inclined to stay put.

Stop them? Oh, no, love. We... it's a recent thing, admittedly, one I've managed to painstakingly build up. It's... Let me explain this to you over a cup of tea after. Let's see the patients first, yeah?

***

So, that's them. Only four patients left, admittedly, but I would have made that bet. Let me show you what we do now.

Of course we'll have a coffee over it. What else is there to do? And we'll take a look at this nice little document there. Okay, so the people who were here last night and aren't anymore, that's Agent Booth, and 004. So, Booth wasn't hurt too badly, he was supposed to stay because we suspected he might have a concussion. He has a wife here in Six, she works in accounting, and they have two kids. So him not being here just means that he wants home to go and see them, and I sent his wife an email when he was admitted. She knows about his medical status, I'm not worried about him, so we'll let it go. Prep the paperwork for him to sign as soon as he's back at work, backdating it all, so that the bureaucracy monster working on the fourth floor is fed and satisfied.

Now, 004, that's a different thing. She had a... Sorry. Sometimes the job still gets to me, too. But she had a... fucked up mission. I don't want her to be alone for even a second, and she's in no good condition healthwise, either. What I do now is, I pull up the Double Oh roster, and check where 003 and 007 are. Three is out in the field, so that road's blocked. Seven is in London. Great. Let me just text him real quick.

Okay. That's done. And now we can only hope and pray.

How I know what? Oh, the mission. Yeah, no, we're not supposed to - hm. Hm. See, that's... It's easier to do than you might think. And not all agents take it too seriously. I know you've only been here for two days, and you already picked up on the reputation of Double Ohs, but...

Yes, they are the worst patients you could wish for. Horrible. Rude. Don't keep to any of your orders. But... They're our patients. I care for them. And with most of them, I've managed to build a rapport. They trust me with details of their missions, so I happen to know more than I'm supposed to. Sometimes, you find out things because you treat them. You'll get practised at it eventually, recognise certain types of injuries, all that. And other times, you have to ask, because maybe they've ingested something, or you need to know what happened to be able to judge how deep the injuries might be, how likely a concussion is, questions are important.

What that third column is? It's their handlers. Let's go through the list real quick. You will not be needing it for a good long while. Treating Double Ohs takes a bit of time until you're at a point where you can make decisions for them without them raising hell on you. But I hope the insight will help you a bit. So the first two columns are the agents and their designations. The next two are their usual handlers. They might change in between missions, but those are the two they trust the most.

If an agent comes in and they are in a really bad shape, you contact their handler as soon as they're stable and look human again. Q-branch needs to know that their charge is home safe and sound. If an agent acts up while they have a bed here, just being a little bitch, pardon my French here, you can also call their handler, and they usually get the agents in line. Do it surreptitiously, though. The agents have not yet caught on to me strategically ordering Q up when I need to get them in line, and I'd rather keep it like that for as long as possible.

Next column is significant others or people that the agents themselves have cleared for me divulging medical information and all. It's empty for a lot of them, but that's usually not as much of an issue as it sounds.

Next columns are people to send after them if they pull a runner. That one I know by heart. The trick is finding out who's available. Scarlett's first contact is, and always will be, Tanner from admin upstairs. Don't know why, I don't ask, don't care. But Tanner's busy, and I have the feeling that she would appreciate someone who knows what it's like to come back from... that. So one of the other Double Oh, then you pull up the roster, check whether they're in, and Bob's your uncle.

Okay, I know that was a lot, but you're a quick study. I know you've heard all the horror stories about our most notorious patients but... Well, I'm sure you'll figure them out. Just don't -- Don't listen too much to others.

***

Oi, come over here, I need another pair of hands! Don't just stand there, it's only blood and there will be more if you don't put your hands right here!

Thank you! Fuck! Fuck!

007, get out of the way now, you did your part, we'll take over from here. We've got her, she's safe.

***

Fuck, I need more coffee. Thanks for that. Sorry for just jumping that on you and barking orders but -- Oh. Yeah, thanks. That doesn't usually happen, mind. By the time we take care of the patients, they're usually not in any immediate danger anymore. We do surgeries, but they're stable, not bleeding out anymore. At least when they get a medevac. 007 has a horrible track record of dragging his sorry arse all the way to London by himself, no matter his physical state. But still... This is not a regular occurrence. Hold on --

Bill? Yeah, she's in room two. She's not awake yet but I don't think she should be alone. Yeah, I sent James after -- Oh hush, you know better than that. She badly pulled those stitches of hers and -- Yeah, I think so. I mean she had wet hair and was scarcely dressed, so... Go see her. Can she stay with you, if she doesn't want to hang around? I'll make sure no one's watching. Thanks.

***

Now, how was your first week? Eventful enough? Exactly what you expected from working at Six?

Yeah I bet. Hope we haven't scared you off. Have a nice weekend, and see you on Monday.

***

Oh, hello. Had a nice weekend? What can I help you with?

What was that? Oh, yes, that's... Yes. I see. Of course. Let's... I'll be right with you. What did you say that they did in Q-branch that caused this?

Right. Of course. Just a regular Monday morning, right?

***

I'd like you to assist me this afternoon, if you don't mind. We've got 007 coming in from his latest mission and he's being transported back in with a medevac. It's not too bad, nothing you haven't seen before in clinic.

***

So, how was that for your first foray into Double Oh field medicine?

Oh no, I dare say he was perfectly pleasant, actually. Oh you sweet summer child. No. That was him being kind.

All right, now, what do you know about the mission?

No no, not the things that Bond told us, however begrudgingly. The rest.

Like what? The wound on his shoulder, for example.

Oh no, that's... older. That shoulder is just banged up. If you want a case study in "how is that human body still moving?", I recommend the files of 004, 007, and the previous 006. He retired, so he, too, is still moving around, just not in active service anymore. No, what I mean is the cuts that we tended to. What happened there?

It's all right, there's no shame in not knowing. I've spent years here learning to read between the lines, and you can do your job without ever questioning the pattern of injuries. Now, what I gather from those wounds is an explosion. The way those scratches were scattered, the kind of shrapnel we got out of the wounds, it all looks like an explosion inside of a building.

Then there's the bruising. It's on the opposite side, so that suggests - exactly, the blast probably flung him into a wall. There were marks on his thighs and arms that suggest close combat. The marks on his neck were the thing prompting me to ask whether wants to get tested.

Why I offer? Most agents are really conscientious about that part. Not 001, but then, I never have to treat him, either. He's sexist like that.

Thanks for your help, by the way. Don't count on Bond hanging around for the night, though. He's mobile enough, he might make a run for it.

***

Oh, hi. Sure I have a moment, what's up?

Whether what--? Oh. Oh!

Right. Sometimes I forget you've not been here for ages with how well you've managed to settle in. No, no, take the compliment.

So Q snuck up here with dinner for Bond yesterday evening? That's kind of him.

Did he? Well, usually I'd say, do with that what you will, but remember one thing, in this very specific case: There is such a thing as plausible deniability. Should two people who work together as closely as an agent and their handler be in a relationship, that might end their working relationship here. There are precautions to be met and everything. Unless that's inconvenient, because they clearly work well together and who would disrupt that. So sometimes, there's nothing where there's something, and everybody knows unless someone comes asking, you see?

Yes, they are. It was the most exciting thing I've seen happen here. They're actually good for each other, if you can believe it. A lid for every pot, as my gran used to say.

004 and Tanner? Oh Lord, no. She's the godmother to his daughters, though. I think they served together. Oh, yes, Tanner's a military man. Doesn't look like it, does he? No, from what I know, they were in some deep shit together and have been inseparable ever since.

Other gossip? I mean, someone probably warned you about the Double Ohs being prone to sexual advances, especially if they think they can wheedle some special treatment out of you. Everything else, I won't tell. I'm sure you've caught plenty on your own.

Now tell me, how's your first month been? Ready to take on your own patients?

***

Hey, could you fetch me a rape kit real quick? I don't want to leave her alone.

She's an agent, she says she's fine, all part of the job, but... She's only human, too, you know?

Thank you.

***

My goodness, I've got to tell you what just happened. So, you know how Nomi's currently here? Well, she just woke up, incredibly high on pain meds, and I went through the usual questions, who are you, do you know where you are, what day is it, and she answered it in absolute Double Oh fashion, and then we got to the current events question and i asked her who the current prime minister is, and she just groaned and mumbled "Don't make me say it'' and I think that counts, too, doesn't it?

Anyway, Miss Moneypenny showed up shortly after, awfully chipper for a Friday afternoon, and spent over an hour in there for the debrief. A bit long for a person who can't string two coherent thoughts together, don't you think?

***

Hey, can you take over Trevelyan's check up for me? My sister's in town and I'd love to meet up with her if you -- Oh thank you so much, you're a lifesaver.

Have you ever had the pleasure? No? Oh, well, it's rather easy, though he might try to get under your skin. Don't let him, he's all bark and no bite. Terry will be here, too -- yeah, PT, that's him, and Camilla from Q-branch -- I know, I know it sounds like a big thing, but it really isn't. Just routine check up, we just all pool together because it's more convenient. Trevelyan is Q-branch's test bunny for their new prosthesis that they're trying to link to his neural pathways and muscle impulses to use a robotic prosthetic that can react to those impulses. Mostly it's Camilla and Trevelyan talking and you and Terry looking pretty until your expertise is called upon.

Yeah, they're actually on to something there. Last time Alec started asking whether they could weaponise the thing, and I'm living in fear ever since.

Oh, right, that was before you. Trevelyan was 006, not too long ago, and he has a propensity for arson and explosions.

Still has, I meant what I said. He occasionally helps out in Q-branch. Those are usually the days when the fire alert goes off somewhere in the building.

I have a note with my standard questions and procedures for this meeting so I don't forget anything, I'll forward that to you. Alec will answer the questions before you can ask them, he knows them by heart.

Thank you so much, I owe you one. No, really. If I can jump in for you at some point, please let me know. All right. Thanks. See you!

***

Yeah, I heard. How... Well, stupid question, but how bad is it?

It's crazy, isn't it? When it's agents, that's no big deal, but Q? I ran into James -- Yeah, probably why he didn't kick up a fuss. You're welcome, but it really only was a coincidence. That man looked murderous, and I would know.

Yeah, he's in there with Q now. And I don't think he'll leave his side. I think M officially assigned him as Q's security detail now. We'll have to take care of the visitors. Not too many and all that. Not a problem we usually seem to have, but there's a first time for everything, huh?

Anything broken?

Cracked ribs are a bitch. I bet he's glad it's not his fingers. God, that's morbid. Okay, I gotta get going. I've got a meeting with the Head of Department.

Don't call him that! You're insulting those old and cranky dragons with that comparison.

Yeah, I also shudder to think what this is about. I'll let you know as soon as I'm done. Take care of the head boffin for me, will you?

***

I know, I can't believe it either! Head of Medical! Look at me, having even less time for my patients from here on out.

No, it's... Wow. Still can't believe it. Then you've got a new old and cranky dragon to complain about.

Thank you so much.

Hey, what would you say to a promotion?

***

I can't anymore. Just shoot me, please. Or let me take a good, deep breath from one of the funny gases we have around. Chloroform, nitrous oxide, I'm not picky.

I mean, I knew that the budget meeting had the potential to be my Waterloo, but this... It's so disgusting to argue for a budget that's supposed to keep people alive. No, we can't cut back on our expenses for the blood bank, we actually need that considering the state of our agents. Goodness.

***

Come on, hon. Go home. You did what you could, and nobody will feel better if you run yourself ragged. You did well. Good night.

[comicwaren]

“So, that’s how it’s going to be, Agent Lundqvist? Making me look bad in front of the whole town?” – Cyclops

Cover art for X-Men Vol. 7 #003, “Scott Summers vs. the United States of America”

Art by Ryan Stegman, JP Mayer and Marte Gracia

[lets-try-some-writing]

In the grim dark archives what would happen if the kids died? Whether it was by the autobots or some outside threat. I vaguely remember you posting something a little more in depth regarding the kids but heaven forbid I can ever find anything with Tumblr’s horrible searching system. So correct me if I’m wrong

But I remember you said Optimus specifically needed Raf for something. So if he dies we might have an issue

But Jack and Miko are solely there to keep their respective bots occupied. So if those two died would they just replace them with kids who looked similar enough and prayed the bots didnt notice?

The Grim Dark Archives: Transcript #003 Hypothetical

[Transcript taken [Redacted: Sensitive data] from [REDACTED] after concerns regarding the children were raised by personnel and the higher ups. I decided to ask [REDACTED] a few questions about a hypothetical where the children perished.

It was mostly for my own sake, so I decided to keep it all as a transcript. The higher ups don't read transcripts as often since they technically aren't official.

Transcript begins.]

══════════════════

Agent Witwicky: The children... what would happen if they died? [REDACTED]: Rafael won't die. Prime won't allow it. He's going to join the Archive soon enough. The Archive protects its own. Agent Witwicky: Then the other two. What about them? [REDACTED]: Let's not get it twisted. Miko will die. She's with Bulkhead. He will kill her eventually, probably in a fit of boredom. Jack will likely expire at some point too. Arcee doesn't know how to care for squishies like you lot. Agent Witwicky: Answer the question. [REDACTED]: Dang, harsh crowd here tonight. [REDACTED]: Miko will get replaced. Simple as that. It isn't hard to find a rambunctious kid on this planet of yours, especially since your culture is swimming in media that paints alien lifeforms in a positive happy go lucky light. Agent Witwicky: So Bulkhead doesn't care about her? [REDACTED]: I wouldn't say that. To him, I can only assume he views her like how you humans may see a pet goldfish. He will take care of her, but when she expires, he will get rid of her and move on quickly. Agent Witwicky: How long do you think she has until she... expires? [REDACTED]: Hard to tell. Wreckers take pets a lot. Some care for them properly, others don't. I didn't exactly take the time to get to know the Wrecker units since I valued life. Agent Witwicky: Right... and Jack? [REDACTED]: If he dies and Arcee fails to bond to another human, Arcee will likely be executed shortly after the boy's death. Prime keeps Arcee around simply because she's vicious and because it invokes fear in the enemy. Agent Witwicky: He isn't concerned about eliminating a threat then. [REDACTED]: Exactly. I think there is a core element most miss when it comes to Prime. Everything he does is two sided. Agent Witwicky: That's not surprising. [REDACTED]: No its not. But what I mean by that is, well, he's not the mech I knew. When he joined the Archive, he was still a mech that I could recognize. Now though? It's like someone else is walking in his frame, and that person thinks this whole war is FUN. Agent Witwicky: Can you confirm that? [REDACTED]: No. I have my theories, but they aren't relevant right now. For the time being, just know that when those two kids expire, Prime will find replacements for them or for Arcee.

══════════════════

[Transcript ends.

The more I hear about the Autobots, the more my childhood dream of being friends with aliens dies. Prime is terrifying and I haven't even met him in person before. I don't think I want to. If he is as [REDACTED] says, then we are better off hoping that this Megatron character kills him soon.

Agent Witwicky signing off.

Recording end.]

[bludelivers]

I think this is called a debrief? Someone mentioned we need to liaise with the field agents, specifically the 00s who are out in the field. For some reason this is done in the National Gallery (someone called Queue came up with this?). So, I had a wander yesterday to check in on them. It seems that almost everyone is accounted for except two agents, 006 and 008 (but I was told they tend to ignore communications...).

Let's see.

001 present and accounted for. It's a lovely painting.

Does 002 have a particular fondness for gothic architecture?? (Because I do, pls call me)

003 here as well and making me crave a seaside holiday...

004's meeting painting was a surprisingly small one, but boy does it make you feel things about ruins.

005 was a pleasure, mostly because it's one of *my* favourite paintings.

006 has gone dark (of course... 🙄), but...

...007 was there, and honestly? She scares me a bit.

008 is apparently in Dublin, presumably visiting the pubs while everyone here was asleep.

And we round off with 009 and a serene landscape.

So, that's my job here done, time for a coffee 🫡

- Blu

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Big thanks to anyawen for this headcanon post, which inspired me to visit these paintings in the National Gallery when I was in London for trans pride! It was so much fun, and gave me something to see beyond sitting among Turner's paintings, as I usually do.

(Annoyingly, I wanted to include The Fighting Temeraire here, but for the first time in my 10 years of going to see it, it's on loan to Newcastle, and so was replaced with another of Turner's paintings.)

[lleccmte]

ʚĭɞ I A HOUSE WITH NO MIRRORS ― point of view ˊˎ-

death - /deTH/

noun : the action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism.

― ❛ O EPÍLOGO ❜ ↬ holy war.  -  TASK 003.

TODO DEUS É UM APOCALIPSE - e quanto a seus filhos ? aqueles que nascem com o único propósito de lutar suas guerras ? o que eram eles ? agentes do fim do mundo - ou então , anjos vingadores ? questões & mais questões, longas pausas, nenhuma resposta.

estava em sono profundo quando o alarme soou, sua rotina lhe dizendo para dormir mais cedo e no entanto, seu treinamento, o deixando alerta em questão de instantes. logo estava com a arma empunhada, a adaga reluzindo no escuro do chalé & passou alguns dos irmãos na mesma tarefa de se preparar para obedecer ordens.

era isto, afinal - que faziam ; não ?

era isto, afinal - que ele sempre fez .. não ?

colocou-se a frente da equipe, liderando com um punho de aço e determinação , tinha sido feito para isto ; conflito. para ser um soldado valente, para ser uma coisa - que pode ser moldada.

primeiro , foi a mãe - lhe preenchendo com competitividade, lhe deixando cego de uma raiva fria & calculada que não conhecia fim. até que ele não sorrisse mais ; até que ele não sonhasse mais, até que não ansiasse em ser nada além do que podia ser.

depois , foi seu parente divino - o presenteando pela violência & sem saber que arthur tentava, afastando do caminho aquilo que não poderia se referir como trauma, aquilo que não ousava chamar de abuso, empurrando montanhas ; para ser gentil.

as vezes, no silêncio da noite quando os pássaros não se atrevem a cantar - ele pensa que é muito como eles, tem uma alma de artista & o coração de um menino tolo que poderia cantar mesmo a noite , mas está preso em uma gaiola , perecendo aos poucos, ouvindo os ossos quebrarem sobre o peso de todas as vidas que podia - mas nunca iria - viver.

lecomte , no entanto, ainda veio do amor - um amor inabalável ; e apesar das muitas cicatrizes enchendo seu cérebro de fumaça, do tom vil , das palavras demandantes , de uma mão batendo contra uma bochecha que não era sua mas devia ser. da decepção, dos olhos tristes dizendo : ' esperava mais ' - sempre, sempre esperando mais - , ele veio do amor.

não de ares por sua mãe ou de ares por si, deus o livre - mas de alistair & camile , melhores amigos, parceiros, almas gêmeas. aquele amor ecoava no seu próprio ser e lhe dava certeza ; com um pouco mais de liberdade, seria mais do que isto. mais do que alguém - que segue ordens.

balançou a cabeça para se livrar dos pensamentos intrusivos, e não foi difícil , considerando que tudo preenchendo sua percepção era o barulho alto dos gritos , ele quis por um momento colocar as mãos sobre as orelhas , se impedir de absorver algo tão miserável , mas tinha um decoro a seguir, uma equipe a guiar & um objetivo a cumprir - não era hora de sucumbir as próprias fraquezas. parecia mesmo que tinha muitas.

ter a magia o envolvendo foi algo repentino, que ele não percebeu estar acontecendo até ser abruptamente arrastado do bosque, onde em dor segurava a cabeça para a sala de estar na cobertura em viena, onde realmente segurava as palmas contra as orelhas, tentando deixar de ouvir o barulho dos gritos .

os gritos - de camile & alistair.

ele se viu rapidamente na reflexão de uma bandeja na mesa de centro - estava mais novo. naquela época da vida, era comum, se encontrar no meio de seus embates. tudo o que eles faziam era gritar palavras duras das quais se arrependiam na manhã, e o jovem tentava amenizar as consequências ficando do lado de ambos . ' não o chame de covarde, mamãe ' , ' não use esse tom, papai ' , mas isso parecia os encher de mais & mais raiva cega , a maneira que viam o outro colocar o filho naquela encruzilhada, nunca refletindo em si mesmos . nunca pensando , ' pode ser minha culpa ' - e que bom, pois não era. o culpado, era o próprio arthur.

sentado naquela sala, parecia estar apenas revivendo uma memória antiga, apesar de nunca ter se recusado a ouvir antes - sempre lidando com graça, o destempero deselegante - mas desta vez, algo foi dito, algo que não queria escutar & ele lembrou com um estalo, exatamente o que.

' com quem quer morar ? ' - eles iam se separar ? não, não, não , aquilo não podia estar acontecendo. não podia ser verdade.

e quanto a tudo que pensou , tudo que acredito ? lecomte veio do amor - um amor inabalável ? que piada, que MENTIRA.

 ❛ vamos conversar sobre isso.. ❜ ele disse pequeno, e desconcertado, tentando ser o adulto quando os mesmos tinha falhado.  ❛ vocês querem ficar juntos, ❜ sentia os olhos lacrimejarem, seu humor tornar-se amargo.  ❛ vocês tem que ficar juntos. ❜ deu ênfase em ' tem ' , como se por pura força pudesse os fazer entender. que não iria sobreviver se eles não estivessem juntos. se tivesse que dividir seu amor, quando antes era dado livremente a unidade que eram seus pais.

quase toda criança, ele não sabia, se sentia assim em um momento ou outro.

tentou debater e tentou ver os dois lados, eles discutiram por horas - discutiram por dias , discutiram por semanas e anos ; até que arth se viu na reflexão de novo e tinha a sua normal aparência de vinte e quatro ; quanto tempo desperdiçado , discutindo.

mais tarde na vida , ele vai entender - que não deves ter medo de discutir ou mudar de ideia, pois não podes temer o pensar. se nada nunca mudar, se tudo sempre permanecer o mesmo , a vida se torna pequena & o futuro sombrio - mas não aprende essa lição aos vinte e quatro e certamente não nesta alucinação.

ali, ele grita - assustando os outros dois na sala, que também mudaram para as faces que lembra e conhece bem. seu poder se descontrola , e de repente, deliberar não era mais necessário pois camile e alistair estavam em cólera fanática , travando guerra santa. ela joga um vaso, ele quebra uma moldura, ela quebra a mesa de centro com um taco de golfe, e ele pega em mãos - um dos cacos.

o filho está em meio ao caos, desnorteado por tudo acontecendo ao seu redor, quando fica completamente paralisado , e se assiste falhar em impedir o pai de cravar o vidro na jugular da mãe.

o sangue espirra para todos os lados, e não demora até que ela esteja dormente nos braços do mais velho.

arthur assiste o pai se dar conta do horror - deslizando para o chão, segurando o corpo imóvel da mulher que jurou amar, da mulher que trouxe para ele - o garoto ; seu maior presente, seu pior pesadelo. o jogador, segura a mão da mãe ao que ela cai & lentamente, vai escorregando de seu aperto, até estar longe de si.

ele era responsável por aquela morte. ele & apenas ele, é o que decide, quando se agacha e afasta o pai, pegando a mãe nos braços, e tirando do ferimento o pedaço ESTUPIDO de vidro que a matou, deixando suas digitais nele, e o jogando longe - mais sangue jorra, cobre toda a camisa verde , os braços e as mãos. o pai chora no chão, e mais tarde antes da policia chegar, ele pega seu rosto com força, o faz focar em si :  ❛ eu fiz isso, entendeu ? fui eu, e você não sabe de nada. ❜

deus, amor também era violência - pensava ao que o algemavam. amor nunca é realmente inabalável - engolia as lágrimas ao que lhe colocavam na viatura. amor é destruição & é disto - que ele vem, percebe enquanto a ambulância leva o corpo da matriarca para um lado e ele para o outro.

então - acorda ajoelhado no bosque, as mãos na cabeça ; os gritos abafados, uma lágrima solitária lhe escapando do olho direito.

sem pestanejar, ele a seca - e corre em ajuda dos outros campistas , sem noção de ter se passado minutos ou horas.

TODO DEUS É UM APOCALIPSE - e quanto a seus filhos ? aqueles que nascem com o único propósito de lutar suas guerras ? o que eram eles ? agentes do fim do mundo - ou então , anjos vingadores ? questões & mais questões, longas pausas, nenhuma resposta.

destino: @silencehq

[kingstarkingslay]

Wolfstar Fic Recs!!!

This is an AU I’ve been obsessed with lately

- ✨ Secret Agent AUs ✨

First one :

5 chapters

Agent Remus Lupin a.k.a Agent Wolf

targeted Sirius Black a.k.a ex-son of a family of shitty, abusive, conservative politicians

platonic Moonwater

Second one :

1 chapter

Hitman Sirius Black ( flirt )

Hacker/ Hitman Remus Lupin ( badass )

a lot of eyefucking

Last but not the least ( my personal favourite that y’all must DEFINITELY read ) :

(locked fic so you have to be an ao3 user to read it )

6 chapters

MI6

seductive Secret Agent Sirius Black ( Agent 003 )

sarcastic Quartermaster Remus Lupin ( also a very terrible spy )

Remus is the witty voice in Sirius’ head who runs his mission comms back at MI6

Enjoy !!!

[illiaccrest]

Good evening fellow SCP researchers, D class, and MTF agents! After an extended entrapment within the red reality I've finally managed to get this message through to you all.

The next chapter of my SCP 1730 comic is now live!!

You can read it at:

MANGA plus

or

Webtoon Canvas

[danndeemo]

More old art because I was scrolling through my ibis paint gallery

Here’s this splat1 style unfinished agent 3 icon. It was so long ago lil guy’s design changed

YO I KINDA COOKED WITH THIS HUMAN 3 DRAWING

Very old human agent 3x4 that’s pretty out of character and also not translated

Agent 4

Splatfest world premiere how I miss you 😔😔😔

More human agent 12 but this one is an Amphibia crossover

The very very old 3 design where he had 003 under his eye

[dweebsmcarts]

WARNING: BODYHORROR AND GORE

Part 2 of this

It’s tumblr and yknow what I’m gonna put actual descriptions and some backstory so there!

Also correction: Chris is supposed to be subject 003 and Elise is supposed to be subject 004

Subject 004 (dancing shadow)

Contained

Semi infectious

Cooperating

One of our top agents became infected before arriving at the facility, she was put in quarantine upon showing symptoms and over time her condition became worse and her face began to rot and mutate however her sanity is still intact however the infection has shown no signs of slowing down. She is cooperating with all containment and quarantine procedures but is slowly deteriorating both physically and mentally. She theorizes that she became infected after 003 kissed her on the cheek before she left for work.

Subject 001 (the vessel)

Status: lost

Extremely infectious

Uncooperative

Seemingly just an infected house cat, 001 has the ability to speak English. Although her voice is gargled and pained. She fully understands everything she is saying and the few “conversations” between researchers and 001 have proven that 001 is highly intelligent and is aware of her infectious nature. She wants to spread the infection to everyone she can as she describes it as something to be desired and the infected become “beautiful”

Subject 005 (telemarketer)

Status: uncontained

Non infectious

Malicious

005 was admitted to a local hospital presenting to the emergency room with a highly infected and necrotic bite on his arm, he claims he was attacked by a cat at work but the bite mark looks more human than animal. Within only minutes in the hospital his arm fell off and 005 became more irrational and violent. It’s unclear what happened next, reports from survivors of the incident say that 005 began attacking people with a sharp goring appendage where his right arm used to be. 005 was also reported to mimic voices of those who were already killed by it which lured more staff towards danger, it was also reported to call 911 to attack officers who responded to the call. The Hospital was evacuated by [redacted] however 005 seemingly escaped and is now under high priority for containment. Nobody in the hospital showed any signs of infection.

[uh-oh-down-we-go]

ayo can people pls put like Cellbit caught by the Federation and changed au's in the tag? I'm currently obsessed and that would be amazing <3

idc if i've already seen them i want to see them again <- about agent 003 au's LMAO