#Akuma Clasd

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And now a random post that totally doesn’t explain my current feelings by using Marc

Alix: Tell him! Do it!

Nathaniel: I don’t want to! I’m scared!

Ismael: It’s either you, his doting boyfriend he’d never hurt, or us. Just give us the signal and we’ll get him in The Box. Now go! *Pushes Nathaniel into the art classroom and shuts the door*

Nathaniel: … Uh… Rainbow?

Marc: *Looks up from his journal* Oh, hey Nath. What’s up?

Nathaniel: Um… So… AO3 is down.

Marc: Yeah, that sucks. I was right in the middle of this really good fic, but it’ll be back up in an hour or two.

Nathaniel: … Actually, Rainbow… Sweetie pie… Light of my life, my love and reason I get up every morning… There was a… DdoS attack… And… AO3 might be down for… A while…

Marc: *Creepy head tilt* … I do not understand the words you are saying…

Nathaniel: … Well…

*Outside*

Aurore: *Holding a cattle prod* How do you think it’s going?

*Before anyone could answer, a crash is heard*

Alix: GET THE FUCK IN THERE, PEOPLE! MOVE!

Marc: I’LL BURN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! *Chucks a table out of the window* WHO THE FUCK DO THESE BLOODY CUCKS THINK THEY ARE?! SO MANY OF MY STORIES ARE ON THERE, AND THEY HAVE THE FUCKING GALL TO DO THIS!

*Denise and Ivan tackle Marc to the floor and restrain him*

Nathaniel: They’re just gonna have you rest in The Box for a while, Rainbow. It’ll be okay.

Marc: *Getting dragged away* NOOOOOOO! I’LL BURN THIS FUCKING CITY TO THE GROUND! *Headbutts Ivan, bites Denise’s arm, and escapes while the teachers chase him down* YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Adrien: Uh… What’s The Box?

Nino: Oh, just something the school had made when Marc couldn’t access AO3 for… For like a week.

Adrien: How long did he stay in there?

Nino: A week.

Denise: *Bleeding from their arm* It’s pretty brutal.

Adrien: Denise! You’re bleeding!

Denise: Oh, I don’t think it’s as bad as last time… I hear colors.

Louis: *Getting choked by Marc* You have the shot! Take the shot!

M. Grotke: *Shooting tranquilizers at Marc* I am taking the shot! He’s resisting! These things are supposed to take out Clydesdales!

*One hour later*

Meme. Mendeleiev: Okay, Nath. You know the drill. Here’s his lunch, and your tranq gun. *Hands Nathaniel a lunch tray and a tranquilizer gun*

Alya: Why does he need a tranq gun?!

Marinette: Did you not see Marc rip a door off of its hinges?

Mme. Mendeleiev: Remember, if you miss, play dead, and he’ll lose interest. Godspeed. *Pushes Nathaniel into the basement and shuts the door*

Nathaniel: Okay, it’s just like last time. Nothing to worry about. *Approaches a glass box in the middle of the room, and standing dead center in it is Marc in a prison jumpsuit*

Marc: Hello, Clarisse.

Nathaniel: Really?

Marc: What? Just trying to lighten the mood. Come onnn! Let me out! I promise, I won’t try to murder anyone this time. Don’t you trust me?

Nathaniel: Marc, of course I trust you. But you just need to calm down until AO3 is back up. For God’s sake, we almost lost Louis.

Marc: … Okay. That’s fine. I get it… Why don’t you be a dear and slide that tray in?

Nathaniel: Sure. *He opens a small glass door and starts sliding the lunch tray through it, only for Marc to grab his wrist* MARC! WHAT THE HELL?!

Marc: LET ME OUT OF HERE! I’LL MAKE OUT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU’RE SICK OF ME!

Nathaniel: *Yanks his arm away* There is a laptop next to you! You can read Wattpad, Fanfiction.Net, or Quotev. Love you, nutcase. *Blows him a kiss and leaves*

Marc: YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO PEOPLE! THERE’S NOTHING ON WATTPAD BUT STORIES WRITTEN BY EMO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS! IT’S ALL BAD!

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You ever think how the science kids might feel about some of the Resistance’s ideas/plans (mostly Nino’s plans), well if they’re invited to join that is?

Lacey: Okay! If no one’s gonna say this, I will! These plans are trash! Intentionally getting someone Akumatized? What’s that gonna do? How will that help us?

Nino: Well-

Lacey: Shut up! Here’s how we’re gonna do things from now on! First, no more shitty code names! You’ll refer to me as Madame Badass! Step out of line, and I call you Little Bitch.

Reshma: *Blushing* … Damn.

Lacey: Marinette! Since you’re scarily good at gathering information on people, and you know what I’m referring to, you’re on intel! *Points to Juleka, Nathaniel, and Ivan* You, you, and you are quiet and wear dark clothes! So you’ll spy on possible leads on the identity of Monarch! Anyone got any problems with how I’m running La Resistance?

Nino: *Starts to raise his hand, but Alya shakes her head, and he sets it down*

Lacey: That’s what I thought. Now, as for the rest of you, assignments will be given as this goes on. But remember… If you get caught, you ain’t our comrade anymore.

Adrien: That’s kind of harsh.

Ismael: *Pointing to the news live feed on his phone* Everything right now is harsh!

Aurore: I think you’d better listen to Lacey. Out of all of us, she’s the most prepared for any apocalyptic event.

Lacey: *Blushing* Aw, come on. I’m just good at parkour, fencing, and have some climbing equipment. It’s not a big deal.

Rose: Okay, well, how do we figure out Monarch’s new powers?

Lacey: Think. What is the common factor in each Akuma who was given the powers of the Miraculous?

Akuma Class: …

Science Kids: …

Kim: *Messing with his Alliance ring* Hmm… I’ve got nothing.

Lacey: Okay… Well then, what are some events that happened around the time Monarch made his appearance?

Ismael: Ladybug doomed us all.

Lacey: Good, good, dig deeper.

Marc: I heard she trusted a some random guy with the Dog Miraculous when there was already a holder for it.

Marinette: Okay, maybe we stop talking about Ladybug-

Lacey: No, this is good. Someone write this down!

Denise: There’s footage of Ladybug at the wax museum showing her not grabbing the Miraculous off of Monarch while he was captured. Instead, she gave this long ass monologue.

Mireille: Lila somehow became a character selection for the Alliance ring. And that is why I refuse to buy one.

Alya: Do guys you seriously believe Lila could have something to do with this?

Simon: We’re not ruling anything out. Not even any of you.

Jean: Oh, Gabriel started dressing like a cult leader and all the rich people are wearing white. Except Reshma.

Reshma: Yeah, I’ll stick to pink and black.

*Meanwhile, with the Akuma Clasd*

Nino: Okay, this is not what I had planned.

Ivan: But, you’ve gotta admire their planning.