#Alaynabella Hollywood

[elifinchsart]

Commission for @burningcrab of Layna and Magi in a Side Order inspired scenario!

[lovelandfrogman]

blasetober day 13: alaynabella hollywood

requested by @lenasai !! i read thru her very extensive wiki lore description (very fun time) and immediately a clear image of her was beamed into my head. however i had a lot of trouble projecting that out of my head and getting it to look right so here are just some doodles of the dog lady. i love her

[colrana]

woof! woof woof!

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

a collection of non beam uniforms ive developed over the years. and also the ones i uhhhh haven't. ft. whichever member of each team i thought of first

[iznjstilldoodles]

happy @blaseballzinejam day !!!!

had a lot of fun this year, here are some of my submissions to zines ran by others (including a bonus one that did not get used for the where are they now which is v funny and you should go look at)

here's a link to the zines each are for:

Forecast Jazz Vol. 2 (x) featuring a collaboration with @pysics (also check out that cover!) The Big Blaseball Activity Book (x) Food and Fashion (x) Make It Blaseball (x) done in collaboration with @thehallstara All Players Have Been Released (x)

[majestic-salad]

The Jessica Telephone Antigone zine, now in full on tumblr <3

This is as close to a 'goodbye' piece to blaseball I've made, and I'm very proud of it. This zine was inspired by this piece I did last year, and features some references to this one as well, a full circle moment for my blaseball art I guess <3

[lenasai]

ID: A redraw of the cover for Nekonomicon's self-titled album, featuring Brisket Friendo destroying the city of Seattle. Alaynabella Hollywood and Magi Ruiz are seen in the foreground, preparing to fight back. End ID.

wheeeeeeeee here's my album redraw zine piece! if i had a nickel for every time i did one of these with a cat/cat-adjacent player, i would have two nickels. not a lot of nickels, very funny it happened twice.

i absolutely bought this album purely based on the cover art and the band name. no regrets. it's nerdy power/synth metal. go listen to it. thank me later :)

and go check out the rest of the zine!!

[blaseballshottest]

Disappointed that your favorite hot player got out of the competition? Well, here's your chance! Unfortunately, not every single player that got out could be fit into this poll, so this is the ones that got the farthest/had the most vocal fans/had the closest polls. Jessica Telephone and Jaylen Hotdogfingers shall advance to the finals... but who will be with them?

[ID: A banner with the minis of all of the above characters. They are over an image of fire. End ID.]

(Minis by HetreaSky.)

[leonstamatis]

“Frog.” She leans in close and shields her mouth with one hand. “Do you think we should stay? We don’t have to.”

Frog blinks at her. She blinks back. Its eyes drift to the kitchen door, then back to her. It nods.

“Stay?”

Frog nods again. It’s more resolute this time.

That’s more than enough for Chorby; she lets out a little sigh and feels her shoulders relax. “Okay. We’ll stay for dinner. It might be nice.”

(On Chorby Short and finding home where you can get it.)

a gift for nic gorgeouslittlestrawberry, written for the flowers exchange!

[waveridden]

Moses Simmons goes missing on a cold, clear Monday morning in November. (A Jacob/Moses/Layna Romancing the Stone AU. 12k. For @leonstamatis.)

[wooshofficial]

hi woosh i have a lot of ships.

- alaynabella hollywood/magi ruiz. i call it moviemagic bc i am a loser who likes puns too much. idk they’re so. they are so girls who necromance together (struggle to) stay together. trips and spills my pile of wips where magi ruiz does something really unethical or dangerous to make people proud of her. i have a whole moviemagic tag for them

- alaynabella hollywood/goodwin morin. what if we were the best batter and the worst pitcher and we didn’t understand each other for most of a season, until suddenly we did. what if we got together right before the game pulled us apart and we tried for so long to make it work. and it did, until it didn’t.

- york silk/oliver loofah/magi ruiz. absolute fucking disaster polycule. york shells olive and takes away one of the only people magi has really connected to. she gets pecked out and they reconnect even though liv has to travel up from charleston. york comes to seattle and olive skips town for a few weeks to get away from him (she can’t stop remembering that MaX is still in the shell xe echoed.) magi is mad that york has fucked up her friendcrush AGAIN. magi “world’s most hypocritical necromancer” ruiz says why didn’t you stay dead. york “necromanced former child star” silk says is what what you said to chorby (chorby who just died for a third time). they fight fight kiss kiss. simultaneously york and olive have very similar weird complexes about growing up. also york is aware his time is running out and he wants to make some sort of amends. they also fight fight kiss kiss. the three of them together are like. york needs people who don’t just constantly praise him like he’s still that can-do-no-wrong kid in hawai’i. magi needs people who can be her shoulder angel and devil (they trade who’s who often). olive needs people who understand the pressure of being new to adulthood and trying to shake off people’s expectations. wow this one got long ANYWAY they’re so fucked up

- york silk/ruffian applesauce. this is a dumbass teenage romance sparking from a game where they both hit a bunch of home runs. it ends abruptly when ruffian fucking dies. it awkwardly continues when york also dies. it ends abruptly AGAIN when york un-dies and ruffian just sits in the hall forever. if romeo and juliet were also orpheus and eurydice. you know?

- SO many short circuits garages ships.

ajax black/nevaeh flapper is “romantic tension over a blackjack game while the universe explodes”

didi müller/oliver mueller is “quit your job. join my punk band. explore space with me”

cravel larue/alice day is “loser boyfriend x loser girlfriend”

francois fisher/ygritte valdrada is “weird bisexual goth power couple”

i have more. i have so many more. i don’t have time to write blurbs for them all but there’s magi ruiz/clare ballard ii, sparks beans/carmelo plums, penelope mathews/liquid friend vi (aka “vienna”), probably more i’m forgetting lmao

Hooooooooooooooooooly shit okay let’s get into it

Layna and Magi - well known and loved. Absolute fucking disasters. Absolutely end game. It’s movie magic, baby! It all works out in the end! (aka, it Never fucking works out because there is no end)

Goodwin and Layna - OHOHOHOHOHO. I like the interp where ego affects everyone with it differently but by stage 4 you’re pretty much a walking stereotype, with Goodwin becoming more and more of a shell of herself (“isn’t this what everyone wanted? Isn’t this the dream? Don’t you love me? I’m a star player!!!!!!!!” vibes) and losing her personality to the ego. Layna “I love you and I forgive you but I will never forget” Hollywood, who values family and trust over literally everything (see: movie magic) would not take kindly to this, but also she knows that this is not Goodwin, but also can’t she fight back, but also she’s doing the best she can, but also Layna Hollywood Never Forgets. And it’s too late by the time Layna decides to forgive and Goodwin is gone, because fuck you Layna you get nothing

York and Olive and Magi - Brendan Urie sucks but when he said “make up sex! break up sex!” he was talking about these three. It’s all revenge! It’s all passion! It’s all dangerous! It’s all wrong! York just wants to be human again and regain the life he built from the ground up in Halifax, Liv just wants her family to be okay, and Magi just wants her crushes to stop being given the finger. None of their intentions are pure but god are all of them cute as hell and in this world where you don’t know when the end is might as well kiss the pretty ones.

At this point I think Magi Ruiz has had a crush on every girl on the active roster (and some of the shadows) (and York Silk when he was experimenting with gender presentation). Also The Fall by Lovejoy is a Magi song, specifically a MovieMagic song.

Ruffian and York - what if in a very long and intense game you got obsessed over someone you used to know in a kind of fucked up way and he just wants a nap, oh my god but you saw the passion in his eyes as he threw that last pitch you absolutely slammed with your own passion and your teammates are looking at you funny again arent they. You are So Normal about this dude. So Normal, in fact, that you fucking explode! Also he never loved you sorry

God the SCs got gay didn’t they

Ajax and Naveah - you are the very thing I hate but that makes you hot, and it’s the end of the world so fuck it (literally)

Didi Ollie and Mike polycule when

Cravel and Alice - the world is going to end. I know exactly when it will. I cannot stop it. I cannot tell anyone. You are the only other person who knows. Kiss me.

Love me some goths

I mean my asks are open for a reason, but also you have my discord so feel free to infodump there! I enjoy your brain thoughts very much.

[elifinchsart]

another day, another layna

[burningcrab]

2 hollygood

2. hand kisses

“This is getting ridiculous.”

Goodwin beamed at them. “Whatever do you mean, Layna?”

“I said hey, hey, hey,” Layna sang along with Kool (and the gang), “Whatcha got to say. Hollywoooooood… Hollywood swingin’…”

She nodded. “They were quite influential on the funk genre,” Goodwin agreed.

Layna shoved Goodwin, moving her a whole zero inches from her perch on the couch. “Goods, this is the ninth song with ‘Hollywood’ in the title.”

“Well,” Goodwin said, voice laced with teasing mock-offense, “The store didn’t have many options when I asked for everything with ‘Alaynabella’ in it. I had to make do somehow for your birthday playlist.”

“So we’re just descending into stylistic anarchy. Songs chosen on name and nothing else.”

“We are anarchists, are we not?”

Layna leapt across the couch into Goodwin’s lap. “Goods, I love you,” they said. Their eyes were twinkling, betraying their serious expression. “And I promise you can make a good playlist for my next birthday.”

“Oh, shush.”

She grinned and leaned further towards Goodwin, improvising new lyrics. “So here I am, in this Hollywood party, the city of the gimmick playlists and — mmmmph.”

Goodwin held Layna’s mouth shut. “Layna, I’m hurt,” she said with a decidedly unhurt expression. “I spent nine minutes on this very thought-through pl— aah! Alaynabella!”

Layna tapped her claws against the back of Goodwin’s newly-licked hand. “Cover my mouth again, see what happens,” they said with a smirk.

“You are ridiculous.”

[blaseballshipbracket]

BLASEBALL SHIP BRACKET ROUND 1

64 ships enter, one ship leaves! who will reign supreme? how will your faves fare? it's a tlournament for the ages!

this is a seeded bracket generated from ships suggested in a google form. round 1 begins thursday, 03/30/23 and will run for one week. propaganda is encouraged - tag this blog and i'll share it!

ROUND 1 MATCHUPS:

Megan Ito/Parker MacMillan VS Leon Duncan/Andrew Trebek

Finn James/Kennedy Loser VS Hewitt Best/Yeong-Ho Garcia

Flattery McKinley/Niq Nyong'o VS Jessica Telephone/Betsy Trombone

Tillman Henderson/Declan Suzanne VS Don Mitchell/Percival Wheeler

Baldwin Breadwinner/Alyssa Harrell VS Axel Cardenas/Miguel Wheeler

Dominic Marijuana/Andrew Solis VS Eduardo Ingram/Leach Ingram

Pedro Davids/Valentine Games VS Anathema Elemefayo/Patty Fox/Hatfield Suzuki

Stevenson Heat/James Mora VS Baby Triumphant/Castillo Turner

Yosh Carpenter/Sebastian Woodman VS Cannonball Sports/Bees Taswell

Igneus Delacruz/Howell Franklin VS Mcdowell Mason/Sexton Wheerer

Allison Abbott/Kichiro Guerra VS Eugenia Garbage/Ziwa Mueller

Caleb Alvarado/Isaac Johnson VS Conner Haley/Sebastian Telephone

Brock Forbes/Adalberto Tosser VS Domino Bootleg/Theodore Honeywell

Lenny Marijuana/Chorby Short VS Moody Cookbook/Landry Violence

Margarito Nava/Nic Winkler VS Riley Firewall/Geraldine Frost

Inez Owens/Bees Taswell VS Paula Turnip/Hiroto Wilcox

Tyreek Olive/Landry Violence VS Fitzgerald Blackburn/Math Velazquez

Val Hitherto/Nerd Pacheco VS Ortiz Lopez/Pitching Machine

Luis Acevedo/Tot Clark VS Derrick Krueger/Sebastian Telephone

The San Francisco Lovers VS Gita Sparrow/Jayden Wright

Tillman Henderson/Mike Townsend VS Famous Owens/Mclaughlin Scorpler

Alaynabella Hollywood/Magi Ruiz VS Nerd Pacheco/Lars Taylor

Nagomi Mcdaniel/York Silk's Mom VS Qais Dogwalker/Grollis Zephyr

Jacob Haynes/Alaynabella Hollywood/Moses Mason VS Burke Gonzalez/Brock Watson/Joshua Watson

Jaylen Hotdogfingers/Jessica Telephone VS Juice Collins/Sutton Dreamy

Sandford Garner/Don Mitchell VS Famous Owens/Nerd Pacheco

Rivers Rosa/Lou Roseheart VS Jode Crutch/Rush Ito

Declan Suzanne/Edric Tosser/Baby Triumphant VS Lady Matsuyama/Bottles Šuljak

Cornelius Games/Richardson Games VS Mags Banananana/Eugenia Bickle

Workman Gloom & PolkaDot Patterson VS Shannon Chamberlain/Kennedy Loser

Caligula Lotus/Beck Whitney VS Steals Mondegreen/Silvaire Semiquaver

Summers Preston/Stephanie Winters VS Haruta Byrd/Bright Zimmerman

[orbleglorb]

Rules: Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!

inspired by @polkadotpatterson (who was inspired by waveridden who was tagged by someone etc etc)

*girl is a term applied liberally here. but not that liberally. i prommy my declan irm is a trans woman

[verdemoth]

throwing my hat in the ring. calling my shots. if i say them out loud i will either have really good luck or really bad luck so we’re going for it!

i am manifesting MaX. Nagomi Nava. Sandoval Crossing. Alaynabella Hollywood. Sutton Bishop. Alexandria Rosales. Fitzgerald Blackburn. Parker MacMillan. Agan Espinoza. some of these players will drop in the final three falls (please 🤞)

extra points if any of them end up back at home (if applicable) i just think they deserve it