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nosferattusx2 · 8 months
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I hate this post
[THIS is the future LEFTISTS WANT for our HOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Note: updated cause this got popular. Fixed the lack of stairs, doors, still not enough windows.
This is a multilevel house, from the basement to the attic. For those who want to build this in the sims: it is painfully obvious who didn't go through a vampire phase.]
Half of you people don't even know Vladislaus Straud.
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More unconventional world-threatening disasters for your heroes to fight
The halflings have finally fucking snapped
Unfortunate political loophole gives ravenous ghoul total power, everyone upset at being eaten but insisting they need to respect the process.
World's greatest Archmage is drunk off their ass
There's some guy in a cape with glowing red eyes cackling and waving a skull staff around. He's not explicitly done anything wrong but, like, we kind of assume there must be something going on there. Right?
The blessed artifact that will save the world from the demon invasion has a big spider on it and no-one wants to go near it.
Someone gave the Tarrasque a knife
Every time someone casts a spell the moon comes one inch closer to the earth.
Oh shit the Elves just invented capitalism
Cursed item that will destroy the world if anyone says "rhubarb" near it. No-one knows which item it is.
Fire elemental desperately lonely and coming to the material plane for hugs.
There's one warlock who's just eldritch blasting everyone on the planet one by one, like an asshole.
Poorly considered Elder Evil Vacation Day coming up.
The GM is getting bored, and the PCs must entertain them from within the game lest they abandon the game and render their world non-existence.
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omgitssvpernxva · 1 month
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meme number 24
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voidedjuice · 4 months
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NEW arknights niche i'm calling sloshedknights, where you're only allowed to use the operators who are visibly shitfaced
the current (already very strong) lineup:
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(Ling doesn't qualify because she doesn't Look drunk)
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pix3lplays · 1 month
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SOMEONE MENTIONED DRUNK RATIO
Drunk! Ratio. It is very easy to make him blush and he smiles non-stop, even if he is doing what he likes, he may forget to place his alabaster head on him
Drunk! Ratio. Who allows himself to be pampered, for once he will let you hug and kiss him without any comment, just with a smile
Drunk! Ratio. He becomes jealous and it's not enough for him to praise him, you have to calm him down so he doesn't hit someone with his book
Drunk! Ratio. He makes the most comical statues, it doesn't matter if it's strange, suddenly he wants to make his figures that time you gave him his first book
Drunk! Ratio. He remembers every moment with you, so you'll hear him talk about how much his heart beats every time he remembers a specific situation.
Drunk! Ratio. He knows everything about you, and although he usually doesn't do more than small gifts or occasional gestures, it's surprising when he talks about how much you seem to enjoy a certain object or gesture.
Rataio. Seeing everything he did while drunk, he curses himself and falls to the ground suffering from shame and a hangover.
You're going to have to take care of him, because he seems ready to fall to the ground every time he sees any of the suffering.
Ratio when he's drunk he's suddenly an attentive and clingy lover, but don't get used to it, he's still a surly kitten.
(Don't compare Ratio to a cat in his presence, he will wear that mask even with you for the rest of the day, but he will take it off when sleeping)
Yet another for goofy drunk Ratio, I’m totally outnumbered haha~
Awww this interpretation is such a big sweetheart, for once he’s letting you completely spoil and pamper him, and it’s so bizarre to hear him saying things like, “thank you~” and “please~”
But yeah refrain from giving him reminders of how he acts when drunk. You’ll embarrass him.
Ugh and he’s the Worst when he’s embarrassed, he’s such a brat…
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daniel-nerd · 4 months
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i’ve seen a lot of trans fem post these type of meme specifically with different flavors of soju
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is soju a transfem thing?
(credit: @ tengulolita on IG)
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fentoaster · 5 months
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The first time I draw vlad and it's for a shitpost. sorry vlad (I'm not)
based on this
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wholemonsternut · 8 months
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Last Few For The Road w/ Wraith Gräg (WraithTheYeen_07) ft. Cpt ChiChi
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aeli-tan-art · 1 month
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thank you @creativepup for donating and adding 17 shots to this ol' animatic!
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kazjester · 7 months
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Gayle wakes up after a busy night with @denaturedalbumin's rowdy group of bunny bachelors.
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tubapun · 4 months
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The Rainbow Dash:
1 oz Blueberry Syrup (can be replaced with blue razz if available)
1.5 oz Sour mix
.5 oz lime juice
1 oz blue curcao
1 oz strawberry gin
Shake with ice, pour into highball with Airheads Xtreme Strip (or similar), fill rest of way with Club Soda/Seltzer, garnish with additional Airhead
It's fairly sweet, and could probably be more sour, but as a first draft it's really tasty!! With I had either those little things that make your tounge numb or even just some blue razz syrup. Experimentation is always fun tho!!
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madame-helen · 7 months
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slack-wise · 4 months
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Thomas Albdorf
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yaoistims · 3 months
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SherLiam
♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡
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shady0220uwu · 2 months
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Nightmare: now, dust, I'm here to address your alchohol problem.
Nightmare: you know, alcohol is never the solution so I would ask you to-
Dust: *holds up a chemistry book* but, alchohol, is indeed a solution, when you breakdown the chemicals of (...)
Nightmare: you put that down this instant! And you know that's not what I mean!!!
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παρὰ γὰρ ἀνθρώποις πολλὰ διὰ μέθην ἄτοπα γίνεται.
- Scholia to the Illiad
For among men many things are strange due to drinking.
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