#Alfred Pennyworth

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the butler) exes

Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)

Leslie Thompkins

Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)

Half the royal family

One of his fellow soldiers during the war

James Bond

Peggy Carter when reality got messy again

Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers

The Gotham school district superintendent

A mob boss

A champion casino player in Monaco

One of his co-stars from when he was an actor

At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham

Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)

An enemy spy to gain intel

3 of the 4 Beatles

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

[shahrwrites]

* Batman #50 (2018)

Bruce Wayne, CEO of casually making your father-figure tear up.

[also that “I can’t do anything without you, really. I never could. Or will,” really hurts now in retrospect.]

[hehether]

Power of rainbow 🌈

[marshmallow---pillow]

Harley, with a recently-renewed psychiatry degree: So you take any recreational drugs or drinks in excess?

Bruce: No

Harley: *writes Big Nerd on her chart and underlines it three times*

[source]

[aurora-borealis00]

Stupid head canon I came up with

When a member of the Wayne family gets married, they first get married at the Gotham court house. So that no matter how publicized their wedding is they still have a moment of just them.

[randombatcharts]

hello people, poor choices may have been made at the time of making this chart. Also I totally believe in half of the universes every single bat eats ice cream using a fork. I have no reason for it, I just think it’s funny and the type of thing they could do.

[ehliena]

The Wayne Family Adventures is a glimpse into the batfamily dynamics off of their major storylines. It is nice to see Bruce with all his kids and Alfred being the grandpa.

[ahfrickenfrick]

hey did you guys know that alfred and jason share a birthday on august 16th

so don’t think about how alfred finally found a good enough reason to celebrate on his birthday, only for it to be taken away

don’t think about alfred waking up every august 16th to an over excited child, bubbling about shared birthdays and wishes, now only to be met with the cold darkness of the early morning

don’t think about alfred now spending his birthday at a grave, dutifully cleaning the headstone of a child

[franylovesyou]

The batfamily is so used to Damian's grown-up act that they forget that he IS, in fact, a child.

So it was just another day, when Dick bunch of pics to the gp

Only to be a pic of Damian dressed like a mini life guard in his Cheese Vikings swim trucks and batman themed rashguard

And... another pic of him standing still with his eyes closed, holding a beach bucket full of bath and dog toys while alfred applies sunscreen to his nose.

Apparently, Alfred had sent him to bathe the animals.... A very child like activity? So, the rest of the photos consisted of snapshots of little Dami with his pets.

Damian filling up a kiddie pool big enough to fit batcow.

Bathing batcow and titus inside said pool. With Jerry drinking from it.

Damian trying to take cover when Titus dries himself.

The bat kids are baffled to see him acting his age for one

AND LATER Bruce sends a photo of Damian laying in the grass, buried under a pile of sundrying pets.

[atalante241]

You know, I never see anything about Alfred’s involvement in everything. And by everything I mean when the rocking chair of conversations about the morality and general healthy environment of living around or with Batman. Like, Alfred isn’t just a bug on the wall. The man’s alive and doing shit, usually helping Bruce with whatever’s he’s up to (from what I’ve picked up).

[incorrectbatfam]

I saw Ur post on how Steph would eat up foodtok (pun intended) but why stop at Steph?

What would Damian post? Why animal abusers should be locked up? Dick would upload a low quality video of himself doing an insane parkour trick and get 14m views meanwhile Jason's in the corner raging cuz he posted his workout routine and he doesn't get half as many as Dick did

Tim would post videos on how to subdue annoying younger siblings and Bruce and Alfred would be in the background looking concerned

Cass gives ASL tuts and Barbara likes every video

POV scrolling through your FYP as a Gothamite

[starboyjun]

Batfam x reader based on Manwha isekai, reaction to reader being a saintess with powers

hihi im back lol !!

bruce wayne

i think bruce wouldn't be too shocked because bruce knows everything. he would be pretty protective over you since your powers can be taken advantage of easily. he would also try to limit your power usage, because he has a lot of enemies. he would also refuse your healing powers if you have any.

dick grayson

he would be fascinated by your powers, he has a lot of super-powered friends so he would ask a lot of questions. he would try to find more information about your powers to take care of you better. he wouldn't -like bruce- let you use your powers on him if you had healing powers.

jason todd

jason wouldn't like your powers at first. he would be wary but protective, kinda tsundere. i feel like he thinks he's abandoned by god so he doesn't really like anything to do with god. he also refuses your service of powers.

tim drake

i feel like he's like dick a lor, researching and asking questions about your powers. i don't really have much to say about him, hes just a curious little bean.

damian wayne

hes a little bruce, he is protective and he doesn't want you to use your powers on him, personally i feel like he thinks he's unworthy of being healed or protected by a saintess because he killed a lot or something.

alfred pennyworth

i feel like alfred is a catholic... is that canon? he would respect you like everyone else and ask you a lot of questions. he would treat you well.

[homokommari]