#All Bark No Bite

[mysicklove]

older brother sukuna always makes jokes that he has multiple gfs and how he has sooo much game, but his ridiculous jokes never really bother you considering whenever the young, pretty babysitters stand next to him and flirt with him while they wait for the preschoolers to get out of school, sukuna just crosses his arms and completely ignores them, glaring at door covered in messy, toddler drawn flowers. and the second that door opens he is scooping yuuji up by the hood of his jacket, ignoring the child’s whines of how he didn’t say goodbye to megumi, and not even glancing toward the girls that still seem to be fawning over him.

[hierba-picante]

Some doodles of sillies between Caz's au and mine :D!!! Fun times hehee :]

PLEASE GO LOOK AT @cazbats 's ART IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAJFNEISJCNSJXB 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥THEIR AU IS SO FUN AND HOUND IS SUPER COOL!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💖💖💖💖💙💙💙💜💜💜💜

[call-of-the-ocean]

WOLF CLEO FOR THE ASK GAME!!! hi :3 🍯

hiiii honey!!!! here is a woofer for u

also i've drawn wolf cleo before!! :]

[iluliluu]

ao’nung and lo’ak insisting on watching a horror movie for movie night and then ending up being the ones hiding in their partners’ chests when it gets too scary while neteyam and tsireya share an exasperated glance over their heads.

[whoa-its-dani]

God, the spirit is SO willing babe, but the flesh is on SSRIs :(

[kasumingo]

and to think people consider house to be one of the worst characters/people

[ijusthinkheshot]

WOHAOAHAOHA A 9TH DOCTOR SELFSHIPPER?? NEAT

He's currently somewhere inbetween boyfriend, dad and just gender for me

BUT WHAHAHHAAHAH

I love him <333 So much <333

And I am just REALLY excited he's on your f/o list!!!!

signed, @aro-simp

Lolol, yes, I adore him so!!! His personality is just so!!! Happy to have a fellow 9 appreciator!

[doitforbangchan]

Hi! I just looked at your All Bark No Bite post with the introduction of the pack and I got sucked in immediately!! It looks so good and I was wondering if I could be on your tag list :D? I don’t wanna miss the new chapter of this amazing series because it already looks great <3

that’s the sweetest thing i’ve ever heard ofc you can be added!!!! tysm 💜 first chapter will probably be out tonight or tomorrow 👀👀👀👀 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 i’d love to hear your thoughts on it when it drops!

[sporkberries]

hey ive moved pretty close to the US border btw (threat)

threaten me all you want, doesnt mean anything unless you actually pull up👎👎👎

[paddysnuffles]

My dog: All bark no bite (literally)

I once let my dog run at the neighbour's giant dog to see what she'd do and it went something like this:

My Dog: *running and barking angrily* Oh yeah? You wanna go? Come fuck around and find out! Come at me, bro!

Neighbour's Dog: *continues to lay down, doesn't move a muscle beyond disinterestedly side-eyeing my furious dog*

My Dog: *passes the point where I'd usually call her back and realizes I'm not saying anything* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK OH GOD FUCKFUCKFUCK *runs back in a panic and asks to be picked up*

Neighbour's Dog: *continues his nap, still not moving a muscle*

My unnecessarily angry little doofus:

[cynicundone]

The feral fem Izzy that absolutely no one asked for, but you're getting anyways. See you twats at ECCC2023

[dreamonminecraft]

Knowing toxic Twitter users irl is so weird like wdym you think dream is the scum of the earth and say so in your carrd, we've dated for years and I'm openly the biggest dream stan imaginable

[pl4yboy-bunny]

If you’re such a freak, then why aren’t you here rearranging my guts to only fit you?

[imjustasleepwalker]

Ne akard, hogy megmentsenek, ha nem engeded, hogy megmentsenek. Ne hibáztasd azokat az embereket, akik megpróbáltak segíteni, de te nem engedted. Ne mondd, hogy meg akarsz változni, ha nem teszel érte semmit. Üres szavak, hamis emberekből jönnek.

[crumpleduppaper]

conf.91

ugh I fuck him so bad. he keeps teasing me about shit and it makes me want to jump his bones.

some of the stuff he says literally makes my jaw drop and makes me too flustered to respond.

part of me is worried that I'll brat off more than I can chew and he'll quickly put me in my place.

but i am genuinely all bark and no bite and I am screwed.

[livingfictionsystem]

So, the fundraiser for the Faerie Cult to hire legal help against my blog and podcast has been officially closed.

650/6000 raised.

Am both elated and somewhat disappointed. I would've Loved to have this in the public record and have the legitimacy of my proof put to rest once and for all.

That being said, do you want to see a screenshot of the quickest three days you've ever seen~?

Just in case you wonder about who's being honest.

-Xanthe 🪶