#And I KNEW

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Thrilled and Delighted to hear (quite literally) that my 8yr old downstairs neighbour has kept up with his music lessons and has progressed from stage 1 to stage 2

Stage 1 Stage 2

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

Niall played Paper Houses SPECIFICALLY FOR ME.

[animentality]

I realized I sort of cucked you guys so here

Posting the update on my fanfic sooner than I was planning, because I was talking up how I was writing smut, but then I didn't actually POST the sex chapter.

So here's the sex chapter.

While writing it, I had ideas for more sex chapters. So it's going to be longer than 3 chapters.

Oh fucking well. Even the best laid plans, right?

Alas.

Summary:

The name of this fic is stupid. I’m not changing it.

Reo deserves a good rebound after those two messy public divorces. Shidou is happy to help, no strings attached, no more mess, clean and simple...well. Simple.

Nagi doesn’t like Shidou very much, for reasons he refuses to understand.

Word Count: 2797

Chapter 2 of 4

Warnings: Sex. Swearing. Shidou being obnoxious.

[goldyluna]

My parents were on vacation in the mountains. And usually, when one buys a souvenir, it is something connected to the place, like a sheep figurine or something. Not my parents. They bought me a CatNap from Poppy Playtime. I love it.

[jeffsatursideblog]

[anonwyvern]

Sometimes dinner is just a giant box of Dino-shaped nuggets and a glass of cold milk.

[theowritesstuff]

Sooooo if anyone wants to leave me requests for Nikolai Lantsov 👀

Here are some prompts I’m currently writing, but I’ll take literally any requests

I’m also taking requests for Kaz at the moment as well

*Requests will be closed on March 21*

[snackugaki]

HELP FUCK I NEED HELP GODDAMNIT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE MY STUPID FANART JOKES

I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT TIKTOK THIS WAS, BUT MY UNATTENDED HAMSTER IN A HAMSTER BALL IN THE LIVING ROOM OF A BRAIN JUST LET IT TUMBLE ACROSS MY MINDSCAPE AND MAN, “HAHA I CAN SEE THE RISE TURTLES DOING THIS, WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY TO DRAW IT”

EXCEPT I CAN’T FIND IT, IT HURTS MY CIRCA 1997 INTERNET GREMLIN BRAIN THAT I CANNOT FIND THIS STUPID HILARIOUS VIDEO OF FOUR DUDES

IT’S ALL DANCE COMPILATIONS AND THIRST TRAP CRINGE, FUCK ALL I REMEMBER IS SOMEONE GOING, “WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE FUNNY WALKING CYCLES.”, “WEIRD WAY TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE’S GAIT.”, “OH I HEARD FROM SOMEONE THEY HAD TO BE DANCERS FROM THE WAY THEY HOLD THEIR UPPER BODIES AS THEY WALK. ALSO THEIR SHOES.” AS YOU CAN SEE THAT DOES NOT HELP THE SEARCH RESULTS

I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE STUPID JOKE AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE, FAAAAACK HELP ME TUMBLR USERS AGES 25 AND UNDER

listen i know 25+ also have an equal probability of knowing which one it was but... c’mon, we both known we’re all too tired to expend our energy like this twice in a day, save it for something else.

[megane-sama]

Reading csm immediately after getting up to date with jjk was a mistake.

If i see Gege or Fujimoto on these streets, on God trust, they will be dealt with.

[cheemsey]

don’t get me wrong. i love midnight mass but i CALLED the vampirism as soon as the first time we see the trunk paul dragged in is empty and just . open in his living room

[donuts4evry1]

I drew Aurealis again :) (This time, they are around 24 years old instead of 15). He’s a florist and his favourite flowers are orchids !)

[promithiae]

me: trying to search my blog for a 2 month old post that I know I tagged so I could find it later Tumblr: :) here’s a post from 2012 that wasn’t even tagged but had 1 of those words in it :) i hope that helps :) I couldn’t find any others :)

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[stump-not-found]

i like you because of your terrible personality, generally awful demeanor, and inability to watch 3D movies . not despite

[anna-scribbles]

this was how my first day went btw