#And then Asuna and Alice would kiss. With tongue.

[shima-draws]

If you were hired to work on Sword Art Online, on the Manga and the Anime, and you were allowed to revive Eugeo, how would you go about doing it and how would the Yujikiri reunion play out?

OMG haha

I mean technically we’ve already got a pretty good foundation for that *points at Eolyne*

If I had to stick to canon as close as possible, I’d definitely carry through with the whole Eolyne is Eugeo’s reincarnation thing. He’d somehow recover all his memories from his past life and tell Kirito and it would be very very emotional and sweet and then they’d kiss. With tongue

[bluerosesinthenightsky]

YUJIKIRI INCORRECT QUOTES {{PART2}} -FT. KIRITO, EUGEO AND FRIENDS-

What do you mean it's almost been 4 years since I posted the first incorrect quotes? No it hasn't! SHUT.

Kirito, pointing: May I sit there? Eugeo That's my lap Kirito: That doesn't answer my question, Eugeo. _ _ _

Eugeo: While I’m gone, Kirito, you’re in charge. Kirito: Yes!!! Eugeo, whispering: Alice, you’re secretly in charge. Alice: Obviously. _ _ _ Eugeo: If Kirito and I were drowning, who would you save? Alice: You two can’t swim? Kirito: It’s a hypothetical question, Alice! who would you save? Alice: my time and effort. _ _ _ Asuna: Truth or dare? Kirito: Dare Asuna: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Kirito: Hey Alice? Alice, blushing: Yeah? Kirito: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Eugeo.

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Eugeo: *Screams* Kirito: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Alice: Should we do something? Asuna: No, I want to see who wins. _ _ _

Eugeo: Why are your tongues purple? Alice: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Asuna: I had a red one. Eugeo: oh Eugeo: Eugeo: OH Kirito: Kirito: You drank each other's slushies? _ _ _

Eugeo: Kirito, I'm sad. Kirito: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Asuna: Alice, I'm sad. Alice, nodding: mood. _ _ _

Kirito: Eugeo and I don’t use pet names. Yui: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Kirito: Honey? Eugeo Yes, dear? Kirito: .... Yui: Don't ever lie to my face again, Papa! _ _ _ Eugeo: I trust Kirito. Yui: You think Papa knows what he's doing? Eugeo: I wouldn't go that far. _ _ _

Eugeo: Why are you on the floor? Kirito: I'm depressed. Kirito: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Selka, please. _ _ _ Kirito: I’m this close to falling in love with Eugeo. Selka: Your fingertips are touching. Kirito: Exactly. _ _ _

*Kirito and Eugeo flirting with each other yet again* Alice: And you two are sure you're not dating? Kirito: 100%. Eugeo: Of course not! Why would you think that? Alice: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Eugeo. I WONDER. _ _ _

Eugeo: I have a bad feeling about this... Kirito: What do you mean? Eugeo: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Kirito: No? Alice: That actually explains so much. _ _ _

Eugeo: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Kirito: Um...Neat. *later* Kirito, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Ronie. Who the hell says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm a dumbass. Ronie reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kirito-senpai. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Tiese confessed their love for me? Kirito: Didn't you thank them? Ronie *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I thanked them.

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Eugeo: This food is too hot… I can't eat it. Kirito: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Tiese: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Ronie: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER! _ _ _

Alice: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Asuna: *looks over at Kirito and Eugeo*

Asuna: Is it “sexual tension”? _ _ _ Klein, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Eugeo, not looking up from their book: Really? Kirito, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down. _ _ _

*Eugeo is telling a story* Kirito: Wow, Eugeo, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Klein: Romance? Kirito: I have a crush on them. _ _ _ And that's all for now! Hope you enjoyed! I promise the next one won't take years to come out.