#Ask Red

[lilspacewolfie]

How do you think Copia would approach a quiet, relaxing evening when you’ve both been stressed and need some distractionless quality time? ♡

Thank you Ibi! I think we’re all in need of some tlc right now! This can be read as Papa Copia or Cardinal 🖤

Content: ??? words (idk im so tired lmao), gn!reader, soft copia, pastina!, reader and copia are as exhausted as I am right now lmao, a lot of softness it’s killing me, tired idiots in love, bullet point format.

Please note my Copia is written as unrelated to the other Papas, Sister or Nihil.

So you’re both exhausted and stressed tf out. Ministry life has been busy as hell.

Desperate times call for pastina!

You get back to Copia’s apartment and start on it right away, using what spoons you can spare.

When Copia finally makes it back not too long after, looking disbelieved and about ready to collapse, he brightens a bit at the smell of your home cooking.

Pastina is his favourite, and while you might not make it exactly how his Mama used to, the effort doesn’t go unappreciated.

He leans on you over the stove, arms wrapped about your middle, his head buried in your neck and kisses you all over.

You don’t even need words, really. You’re both just exhausted and soaking up the precious time of being in each others arms.

When you knock your head gently against his, he lets out the *biggest* ‘old man sigh’ and deflates against your back, holding you a little tighter.

He keeps kissing your neck, behind your ear, whispering in soft mumbles how grateful he is and how much he loves you.

You love him too, you tell him, stroking his hands that are laced on your tummy.

When the foods ready, you both collapse on his bed; half dressed, shoes vanquished, cassocks undone, shirts or pants off and flung away because clothes are really awful when you’re trying to get comfortable.

Eating makes you both feel a little better, a bit more awake enough to shower off the tiresome day.

You know Copia doesn’t talk much when he’s stressed, and he looks even more weary than normal.

When you reach out and stroke your thumb over his brow, across the creases of his forehead and down the side of his face, he offers you a weary smile and a slow blink of his beautiful eyes.

You coax him to move, pulling him up by both arms.

You shower together, nothing sexual, just relaxing and leaning on each other. Skin on skin, chest to chest, just breathing in sync for a while.

Eventually you lather up his freckled skin and let him wash your hair, trading slow kisses and nose nuzzles.

You both don’t even bother drying your hair fully once you’re done.

Copia air-dry’s while you open up the windows in his room and run a towel over yourself. It’s a bit stuffy in his room what with the humidity of summer finally making itself known.

And finally, finally you both collapse properly into bed as naked as the days you were born.

You sink into a mess of tangled limbs and sweet smelling skin, damp hair, soft pliable bodies and the physical comfort of each other.

You run your hand through his chest hair, wiping away the few jewels of dew that cling to his chest hair.

In the quiet comfort, he offers a few things he’s happy to do if you’re still up for anything. He likes to read to you in bed sometimes, or if you’re too tired, you watch him play games on his ancient games console.

But when you lift your head from his shoulder and look at him, the man is barely awake. He might as well be sleep talking.

Turning his face towards you, fingers caressing his jaw, you kiss the corner of his mouth and it gets him to smile sleepily. His white eye cracks open a little, full of love and affection.

He nuzzles his nose against your forehead and wraps his arms around you.

You don’t need anything else right now. Just him. Just knowing he’s comfortable and taken care of.

You fall asleep in each other’s arms, satisfied, with full bellies and fuller hearts.

[redriotinggg]

hi there! i really loved that post you made of Zosansopp getting together post-timeskip and Us, Coming Home To You was a fantastic fic- I was wondering if you had any more Zosansopp headcanons you might want to share?

Thanks so much!! I have so many thoughts about these three so thank you for giving me the excuse the share them!!!

First and foremost, Usopp is 100% the glue that keeps these three together. He helps Zoro and Sanji understand each other—how they each express their love, frustration, and sadness. In return, Sanji helps Zoro understand Usopp’s feelings of inadequacy and Zoro helps Sanji see that their sniper needs tough love sometimes, too.

They all love each other equally but Sanji and Zoro will happily say that Usopp is their favourite, and he uses that to his advantage. When Sanji’s annoying him, he cries that Zoro obviously loves him more, and vice versa. It works every time.

All of them are Mentally Ill™️ so they live in a constant state of telling each other to take care of themselves. They each take turns reminding the others to take a break and be selfish sometimes. Zoro gets Usopp (chronic overthinker) and Sanji (workaholic) to meditate, usually outdoors, somewhere quiet and peaceful. Sanji will prepare their favourite foods and provide reassurances. Usopp will hold them tight and distract them with stories.

More often than not, Sanji and Usopp stay up late to do their respective jobs. If he’s not on watch duty, Zoro will join them wherever they are to be in their company, even while he’s fast asleep. (If he is on watch duty, they join him where he is.)

Aside from battle, Zoro and Sanji are most in sync when they’re teaming up to get back at Usopp for his incessant pranks and the way he further instigates their petty arguments. You’d think he’d learn his lesson by now, but they know he just loves the attention.

After he pushes himself too hard in a fight, Usopp and Sanji pour all of their attention into Zoro. They treat him so gently—washing his hair, massaging tense muscles, and reassuring him that they’re safe and thanking him for protecting them. It’s just what he needs.

The stoic swordsman has no chance against the Romance Duo that is Sanji and Usopp. They’re both so good at acts and words of affection, even without trying. He does his best to reciprocate their affections in his own way.

As some of the few members of the crew who can swim, they often go swimming together for leisure, and often, competition.

NSFW: Sanji’s a bottom, Usopp’s verse to the max, and Zoro prefers to top but he bottoms sometimes. They switch roles a lot but their collective favourite is dom!Usopp.

I’ll leave it at that for now, before I end up staying up all night doing this, lmao. I have multiple WIPs for these three that I hope I’ll finish and share one day.

Thanks again for your ask (and your fantastic art and writing!) 💕

[apostatehobolife]

OMG I have missed this blog so much! The Astarion crossover is going to be the best thing ever, I can feel it!

If it’s OK to ask…are you planning on opening your Redbubble shop again? I had always wanted to get something but never had the chance before.

It's good to be back! Thank you for being here still~

I was forced to remove all of my Redbubble stock due to some shady practices from the company 😔 AI related stuff, too.

At the moment I'm still looking for a similar place that I could use as a replacement for my store. Something that functions the same way since I have no means to make some of the stock myself, such as the mugs, which have always been the most popular item. If any of you have any leads about marketplace websites like that please let me know! I'll keep looking into it and if and when I manage to set up the apostatehobolife store once more I'll be sure to make an announcement post here <3

-Red

[riisume]

Hello good sir!

Just wanted to say your art is absolutely amazing omg?? Eating it all up rn lol

HELLO!!!

Omg thank you SO much!! q q Same with your art!! I absolutely love the self insert drawing you did! I'm such a huge supporter of that type of thing so it made me super happy to see, haha!

Ty for the follow back! :D

[like-red-lads]

Opinion on ultimate honkai ship

(Squiggly lines = qpr)

If arrows indicate romantic ship then i would erase fuhua/hime and hua/sen. Other than that it's perfect 👍

P.S : can i interest you in some eden/mobi 👀

[the-doll-in-red]

so, after I saw the OMEGA!Red art I had to give it a go too! so here it is as an overworld sprite. (also he is HUGE compared to her normal overworld sprite I made ages ago, she’s partially taller than Asgore!)

[noblehcart]

all my trek followers need to hop on the bandwagon and let me throw ki.m pos.sible timetraveling into the FAR FAR future. its SO fun.

[girl-inkling]

"What in the Lord's name?!"

(Hello, this is my first AU blog! Please read what you can and cannot do before asking!)

The mod is a minor! And goes by She/her pronouns, that goes for Elise as well!

NSFW/Suggestive asks are not okay! The character I'm using is a minor!

Augsty/Serious asks are okay! This character is from an AU where people have mental illnesses, and some people die as well, so it's okay to ask those types of questions.

Asker magic is allowed! I think it's fun.

[theredheaded-stuff]

StarBurst Duo Art Request:

In Medieval versions of their usual Outfits

here they areeee

With lined and without!

[red-n-stuff]

I am back and I am Looking Respectfully i swear. I love your list. I love these for sam and Darlin. Though belt buckle imprint got me screaming, there's a couple fun implications there but the idea that Darlin couldn't even wait-- xD kills me I hope sam teased them.

He definitely did, and you know what they say; you mess with the bull and you get the horns. And in this case, a pent up Darlin means the belt stays ON and they are getting what they want and it’s right NOW.

[heckinconfusedparade]

If any of you want, you can ask me things about myself in the ask box to get to know me a lil better.

Just don’t be weird or ask things too personal like my age, real name, or where I live!

If you send something and I don’t answer, don’t take it too personally.

[lilspacewolfie]

Happy Fan Friday 💚 who are three blogs you really like and would recommend?

#more hype less hate

@ghelullu @mooonborne @zombiequeenblog @writingjourney @osiris-iii-bc @risunsky @silverofthunder @ryuzatodraws-backup @blackbird5154 @copia @cardi-c I dont wanna spam, and this is way more than three (I could tag so many more lmao) but go give all these lovely, talented individuals some love!🖤

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[riisume]

Have a wonderful night 💤

Aww thank you! It's not night for me, I just took a nap in the middle of the day cuz I wake up early, haha! ♡

[like-red-lads]

I had an idea while making my Honkai headcanons PowerPoint. Mobius x vill-v. Think about it. (ignoring the official relationship chart that calls them rivals. I do not care about it.)

They would be mischievous together.

Not sure if this is abt the ship chart or not but

Yes. Yes. Yes. Genius few-loose-screws lesbians all the way!! MobiVill peak moment is when mobius took one look at vill v giving weapons to monkeys and think to herself "she just like me fr" and want her die on spot.

I would love to see more of mobius interacting with other vivi system too <3