As someone who just spent fourteen and a half hours running the polls today, please appreciate your local polling station and the Australian Electoral Commission. Australia has some of the most democratic, least corrupt elections in the world and it's because of the independent body that runs our elections in their own time that we are able to do so.
Seemed like all the Inner West of Sydney was on the drink yesterday, after local boy Anthony "Albo" Albanese was elected as Australia's 31st Prime Minister. What better way to celebrate than get on a session of 'The Albo', with a picture on the tap of the Labor Party leader at about 20 years old after he'd had a couple. In the heart of his own electoral district in the Inner West, at the Marrickville Hotel. Marrickville.
I see a lot of Australians making light of this situation and being glib, and I just wanted to remind you all that our McDonalds are in constant danger now that the Scotum himself is free to run rampant, stay safe tonight and maccas employees remember to lock up or at least put paper towels on the floor, this is a time for our country to come together.
absolutely LIVING for that liberal strategist guy. “The Wheel Is Turning But the Hamster Is Dead.” SIR WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? he was right though. my guy was having the worst night ever and it was glorious to behold.