#BASKET CASE TRILOGY

[mourningmaybells]

this edible aint shit

[1 minute later]

I always wanted her

[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H I N G

[bruceshideout]

[oneofusnet]

Digital Noise Episode 342: The Endless Podcast DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 342: THE ENDLESS PODCAST Chris and Wright got a little carried away this week with having fun and turned in an epic-length show, but to be fair, there WERE a lot of titles to talk about. From a Russian/American hidden gem of a thriller from the 90s, to a bizarre Russian/Chinese hybrid action comedy. From the best known (and only?) con-trilogy, to the continuing adventures of a group of superheroes in crisis, we got lots. Check it out. All titles were sent to Digital Noise by the distribution companies in question for the purpose of review. No… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 342: The Endless Podcast read more on One of Us

[will80sbyers]

Do you still have the list of movies that inspired ST4? I had a picture of it but I lost it and I haven't been able to find it since. Please and thank you in advance.

Yep!

Long post warning lol

300

2001: A Space Odyssey

47 Meters Down: Uncaged

12 Monkeys

28 Days Later

13th Warrior

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Altered States

Amelie

American Sniper

Analyze This

Annihilation

Aristocats

Armageddon

Assassins Creed

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Arrival

Almost Famous

Batman Begins

Batman V. Superman

Basket Case

Battle at Big Rock

Beauty and the Beast

Beetlejuice

Behind Enemy Lines

Beverly Hills Cop

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Billy Madison

Black Cauldron

Black Swan

Boondock Saints

Borat

Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Burn After Reading

Broken Arrow

Blade Runner

C.H.U.D

Con Air

Cast Away

Congo

Constantine

Children of Men

Cabin in the Woods

Crank

Casablanca

Carrie

Crimson Tide

Clueless

Dukes of Hazzard

Don’t Breathe

Death to Smoochy

Doom

Dark Knight

Dogma

Deep Blue Sea

Dreamcatcher

Drop Dead Fred

Die Hard

Die Hard 2

Die Hard 3

Don’s Plum

Dances with Wolves

Dumb and Dumber

Edward Scissorhands

Enter the Void

Ex Machina

Event Horizon

Emma (2020)

Forrest Gump

Fargo

Fisher King

Full Metal Jacket

Ferris Bueller

Fallen

Fugitive

Ghost

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Ghostbusters

Good Fellas

Girl Interrupted

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Get Out

Good Will Hunting

Hackers

High Fidelity

Hellraiser 1

Hellraiser 2

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hidden

High School Musical

Hurt Locker

Heat

Hunger Games

Highlander

Hell or High Water

Home Alone

I am Legend

It’s a Wonderful Life

In Cold Blood

Inception

I am a Fugitive from Chain Gang

Inside Out

Island of Doctor Moreau

It Follows

Interview with a Vampire

Inner Space

Into the Spiderverse

Independence Day

Jupiter Ascending

John Carter of Mars

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

James Bond (All Movies)

Julie

Karate Kid

Knives Out

Kingsmen

Little Miss Sunshine

Labyrinth

Long Kiss Goodnight

Lost Boys

Leon: The Professional

Let the Right One In

Little Women (1994)

Mad Max: Fury Road

Magnolia

Men in Black

Mimic

Matrix

Misery

My Cousin Vinny

Mystic River

Minority Report

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Neverending Story

Never Been Kissed

No Country for Old Men

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

North by Northwest

Open Water

Orange County

Oceans 8

Oceans 11

Oceans 12

One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Ordinary People

Paddington 2

Platoon

Pulp Fiction

Papillon

Pan’s Labyrinth

Pineapple Express

Peter Pan

Princess Bride

Paradise Lost

Primal Fear

Prisoners

Peter Jackson’s King Kong

Reservoir Dogs

Ravenous

Rushmore

Road Warrior

Rogue One

Reality Bites

Raider of the Lost Ark

Red Dragon

Robocop

Shooter

Sky High

Swingers

Sword in the Stone

Step Up 2

Spy Kids

Saving Private Ryan

Shape of Water

Swept Away

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Superbad

Society

Swordfish

Stoker

Splice

Silence of the Lambs

Source Code

Sicario

Se7en

Starship Troopers

Scrooged

Splash

Silver Bullet

Speed

The Visit

The Italian Job

The Mask of Zorro

True Lies

The Blair Witch Project

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Tangled

The Craft

The Guest

The Devil’s Advocate

The Graduate

The Prestige

The Rock

Titanic

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Fly

Tombstone

The Mummy

The Guardian

The Goofy Movie

The Peanut Butter Solution

Toy Story 4

The Ring

The Crazies

The Mist

The Revenant

The Perfect Storm

The Shining

Terminator 2

The Truman Show

Temple of Doom

The Cell

To Kill a Mockingbird

Timeline

The Good Son

The Orphan

The Birdcage

The Green Mile

The Raid

The Cider House Rules

The Lighthouse

The Book of Henry

The A-Team

The Crow

The Terminal

Thor Ragnarok

Twister

The Descent

The Birds

Total Recall

The Natural

The Fifth Element

True Romance

Terminator: Dark Fate

The Hobbit Trilogy

Unforgiven

Unbreakable

Unleashed

Very Bad Things

Wayne’s World

What Women Want

War Dogs

Wedding Crashers

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Welcome to Marwen

Wet Hot American Summer

What Lies Beneath

What Dreams May Come

War Games

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Weird Science

Willow

Wizard of Oz

Wanted

Young Sherlock Holmes

You’ve Got Mail

Zodiac

Zoolander

[doctorcurdlejr]

basket case 1982, shaun of the dead...

Basket Case

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite| masterpiece

Frank Henenlotter you will always be famous!! I love b-movies and this is one of the most b-movies to have ever b-movied, like there's a reason this was preserved by the MoMA. This movie is literally what my nightmares feel like but if they were a bit funnier. Unfortunately, like many nearly-perfect movies in the '80s, that bizarro sexual assault scene does kill the vibe a bit...

Shaun of the Dead

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite| masterpiece

My most complicated take yet... Zombie movies are really hard for me to watch. Zombies are literally my worst fear, so I start screaming my head off and shaking like a chihuahua. I saw this movie once when I was pretty young and remembered liking it aside from the zombie stuff (crazy thing to say about a zombie movie), but I've been slowly doing exposure therapy to zombie movies and this is next on my list for a rewatch since it's a comedy! I'll probably end up doing it as a cornetto trilogy rewatch tbh.

[emotionalcadaver]

Part 7: In the Shadows of the Graveyard

Fandom: The Dark Knight Trilogy

Pairing: Jonathan Crane x OC

Summary: Vanessa and Jonathan get it on in a graveyard.

Word Count: 2,119

Notes: Warnings for depictions of smut, specifically public sex, dry humping, and light choking.

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She found him fast asleep on his desk, head resting on his folded arms, glasses askew, back hunched forward in a way that would certainly give him pains come morning.

“Jonathan?” she closed the heavy wooden door to his office softly, so as to not startle him. “Babe?” she set her hand on his shoulder in a gentle shake. It was a shame to have to wake him. He looked younger when he was asleep; more boyish and innocent.

“Huh?” he mumbled, eyes opening sharply, body tensing for a fraction of a moment before he realized that it was her. “Nessa?”

“You fell asleep,” she said simply.

“Oh,” straightening, he took off his glasses so that he could clean them and rub at his eyes. She snorted upon noticing that he’d passed out over a pile of case notes.

“You’ve been working too hard lately,” she said, squeezing his shoulder. The muscles underneath her palm were very tense. “Let’s go home.”

“I really should finish these…”

“They’ll be here in the morning.”

He looked at her for a long moment, and Vanessa smiled reassuringly, sweeping her thumb along the puffy, dark circles beneath his eyes.

“You need to rest.”

His chest heaved with his sigh. “Okay. Fine.”

“And you’re taking tomorrow night off.”

He shot her a quizzical look as he stood to grab his jacket. “I am?”

“Mhm.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s been an absurdly long time since you took your girlfriend on an actual date.”

“Oh,” he glanced down as he finished tugging his jacket over his shoulders. “I’m sorry.”

Taking his hand, she stretched up onto her toes to press a kiss into his cheek, smiling fondly. “You can make it up to me tomorrow.”

∗ ∗ ∗ 

She was laid out underneath him on the picnic blanket, the bottle of half drunk red wine discarded along with the basket of half eaten food. All around them, worn, gray and white, moss-covered headstones rose up from the ground, the names engraved on them half faded and obscured by the dark shadows cast over the patch of land that the cemetery was built on.

He wondered if any of the people buried here were people that he and Vanessa had killed.

They were both well on their way to being tipsy, taking turns sipping from the bottle of wine as they ate. And then he’d pressed his smiling face into her neck, lips brushing along her skin. Vanessa had shivered, head tilted aside to allow him better access, and before he knew it she was reclined under him, her black dress pushed up nearly to her hips, his hands roaming over her thick, strong thighs.

Moaning, she kissed him back lazily, hands burying in his hair, then pulling. It made Jonathan grunt low in his throat, hips bucking forwards almost on their own accord, grinding his awakened, clothed cock against her. They were alone; the fog and shadows providing them ample cover beneath the tree they were entangled beneath. It was unlikely that anyone would bother them. 

“Mm, should we head back home?” Vanessa asked between kisses, fingers walking up his back, sending a shiver along his spine. He would like that; but he also didn’t want to stop touching her.

“In a minute,” he said, and she sighed as he rubbed his hands along her ribs. The dress was tight to her skin, allowing him to feel everything, even through the thin layer of fabric. Her hips rolled upwards as he started fondling her breasts. Bucking down into her in response, they began to set a pace of grinding and rolling, and he was reminded suddenly of that time, all those years ago back in college, when he’d kissed her in a corn maze and pressed her up against the wall, hips rubbing against hers insistently. He responded similarly to the way he had then; eyes rolling in his head and hips pressing forward. One of his thighs was between her legs and she was grinding down on it in earnest, clearly as desperate for it as he was.

His hands ghosted over the thin, lacy material of her underwear, pushing it aside. With no warning, he sunk a long finger into her, the sound she made absolutely wonderful and going straight to his cock.

“Fuck, Jonathan,” her hips bucked insistently into his hand, gripping handfuls of his hair and dragging his mouth back down to hers. She was already soaking wet, warm and fluttering around his finger as he started to pump it in and out of her. She was so, so beautiful. Nearly heartbreakingly so. Her long hair falling down to her tailbone in slight waves, dark eyes lowered and fluttering, pale, freckled skin that was warm under his palms, soft save for the occasional bumpiness of a scar. A sudden wave of want, possessiveness, and love crushed over him, lips parting in a growl as he drew himself more firmly over her, pressing her into the picnic blanket.

Withdrawing his hands from her, he fumbled with his slacks, pulling free his cock, stiff and weeping and practically howling to be buried inside of her. Giving himself a few experimental pumps with his hand, Jonathan grunted. He was positively engorged; body more than ready after the solid amount of time they’d spent kissing and then dry humping against one another in the graveyard. With her underwear pulled to one side, it was easy for him to run the head of his cock through her folds, collecting the wetness gathered there. Vanessa whined, back arching invitingly, and he took the opportunity to bury his face between her breasts, the low cut off the dress allowing him ample access. He heard her gasp, breaths stuttering, as he sank into her with one swift snap forward of his hips.

He had to take a moment to stabilize himself. She was so tight and warm and wet around his sensitive cock that he was tempted to just begin thrusting wildly. But he needed to give her time to adjust. Not to mention that he didn’t want to come too soon.

“I love you,” he said, nuzzling at Vanessa’s cheek. Her arms wrapped around him, pulling him closer, and he would have liked nothing more than to just snuggle down into her, with her arms around him and his cock buried inside of her, listening to her heartbeat in her chest.

“I love you too,” Vanessa said, her lips brushing over his forehead. Jonathan felt his cheeks heat, burying his face away into her neck bashfully. Never, in a million years, would he have thought himself to be so lucky as to have her. She was perfect. His favorite being in the entire world, the pair of them so in tune it sometimes felt as if they shared one singular mind. Jonathan didn’t really believe in the concept of soulmates, but whatever Vanessa was to him, it was pretty damn close.    

Placing firm kisses into her neck, he started to move slowly, pulling out until just the tip of his cock remained within her, before thrusting back in again to the hilt. She moaned, arching her back while her legs went around him, encouraging his movements.

“Fuck, you feel good,” he breathed out, hips beginning to pick up the pace. She just answered with another moan, hand clutching at his hair, hips jerking upwards to meet his thrusts.

“Jonathan,” she said, one hand scoring down his back, rumpling his shirt. With one hand braced near her head on the picnic blanket, he let the other wrap its fingers around her throat. Not putting any pressure, just resting there. But it was enough to have her eyes widening, dark brown nearly drowned by the black of her blown out pupils. Her walls tightened around him with a firmness that almost choked him, hips jerking forward roughly at the sensation, and he began fucking her with more earnest, cock angled so that he rubbed against her clit with every thrust.

Head lolling backward, Vanessa continued to moan as her walls fluttered around him, and he was very aware of the fact that she was getting close. She looked almost ethereal in the darkness and moonlight. A true woman of the night with her pale skin and ink black hair.

His balls felt full and heavy as they tensed with his building orgasm, preparing to spill his seed deep into her. It felt like her cunt was trying to suck him even deeper into her, with all its fluttering and pulsing. Jonathan could feel his eyes roll back into his head with pleasure every time he bottomed out. But he needed to make sure that Vanessa came first; that was of utmost importance.

In the end it didn’t take that much; just the slightest reangling of his hips, and the barely discernible tightening of his hand around her throat, and she let out a harsh cry, body tensing and trembling in his arms, walls spasming around him wildly as she came in a gush around his swollen cock.

Letting out a growling moan, he let go of her throat so that he could wrap both arms around her ribs, hugging her to him as he began to move in and out of her at a jackhammer pace, their hips slapping against each other combined with their moans was dangerously loud, but he didn’t care. All that was left in his mind was the sensation of her still coming around him, how his cock was beginning to twitch, throbbing almost painfully while his come swelled in his balls, close to bursting. 

Burying his face in her neck, he breathed in the scent of her soap, mixed with the damp, earthy smell of the graveyard around them. Wet soil, wilted flowers, and underneath it all, barely perceptible, the traces of rotting death.

He sank his teeth into the place where her neck and shoulder met to stifle his roar as his cock twitched violently and then his balls tensed, thrusting into the hilt and holding himself there as his cock began to empty itself in powerful sprays of seed.

His orgasm drew out longer than normal, flooding her with an ample amount of thick load. Shivering, he let his weight drop onto her, curling in close with his head on her chest, arms still around her waist. Vanessa pecked his hair fondly, massaging his back as he relaxed into the final stages of coming, balls thoroughly empty, cock satisfied between his legs.

“You okay, babe?” Vanessa asked, still nuzzling at his hair. Jonathan could have purred, happy and content to just snuggle up against her chest like a cat and go to sleep.

“Mm. Yeah. That was good.”

She chuckled. “Yeah, it was.”

Closing his eyes, not caring that at this angle one of the temples of his glasses was digging uncomfortably into the side of his head, he let himself relax. Until he felt Vanessa tense slightly beneath him, straining to look around with him still curled on top of her.

“Um, Jonathan?”

“Hm?”

“I think that the groundskeeper heard us.”

Opening his eyes and lifting his head, he squinted in the direction that she was looking, through the fog at a figure headed towards them from the other side of the graveyard, flashlight in his hand. 

“Ah, shit.”

“Run.”

They barely had time to get themselves even semi decent, Vanessa tugging the skirt of her dress down while he shoved himself back into his slacks, before she was grabbing his hand and racing with him through the graveyard towards the fence. He silently gave thanks to his childhood of fleeing from bullies as he scaled the fence with ease, hopping down beside Vanessa, who snatched his hand again before taking off down the street at a jog. They didn’t slow until they’d gone a couple blocks, both laughing and leaning against each other.

“What about the picnic basket?” he asked with a snort, pressing his lips to the top of her head as he squeezed her fingers.

“Eh, it’s fine. We can just get another.”

Still chuckling, he squeezed her closer. “Wanna go home?”

“Yes, please.”

Looping an arm around her shoulders, he held her in close to his side as they started up walking down the street again, headed in the direction of their apartment building.

“Tired?” he asked.

“Mm. A little. And your come is dripping down my legs,” she wriggled a little in discomfort.

“Ugh. Sorry.”

She stroked the hand he had around her. “It’s alright,” tilting her head up towards him, she smiled tenderly, and he bent to press his smiling lips to hers in a gentle, adoring kiss. 

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[characters-as-plushies]

Welcome aboard!

The way this blog works is pretty simple- you suggest a favorite character of yours in the ask box, and I'll assign them a stuffed animal that reminds me of them.

A few things you should know before I get into the list of sources I will or will not do!

-Plushies of licensed characters won't be used here, though fictional species are okay. So I could say "X character would be this Pikachu plushie," but I could not say "X character would be this plushie of Mushu."

-I'll do my best to make sure that characters who are animals or have an animal motif will be a plushie of the same species!

-This is a SAFE-FOR-WORK blog. You can still interact if you have NSFW content on your blog, but I ask that you do not use NSFW tags when reblogging my posts.

-If a source isn't in my list of "Sources I will do", you can still ask about it and I'll do my best!

-Please state what your character is from, no matter how well-known you think they are.

SOURCES I WILL DO/WHITELIST:

Musicals in general (Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Six, Chicago, Sweeney Todd, etc.)

Star Wars (only really familiar with the original trilogy and the prequel trilogy)

Lord of the Rings (not too familiar with Rings of Power or the Silmarillion)

DC Comics in general

Warrior Cats

Disney movies in general

Pokémon (but stick to the human characters for this one)

Gilmore Girls

Fruits Basket

Studio Ghibli films in general

Avatar: The Last Airbender

SOURCES I WILL NOT DO:

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Dream SMP

Youtubers (I may be flexible about this if they're playing a character, so The Nostalgia Critic would be okay, but Doug Walker would not.)

My Lady Jane (I just really, really dislike this series)

Real people in general.

A small caveat to the above, however: fictionalized historical figures will be allowed on a case-by-case basis. I've already mentioned Six, for example. Other good examples of what I mean would be the characters in Our Flag Means Death; the Blackadder version of Queen Elizabeth I; or something obviously fictional like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

I reserve the right to turn down any source I may feel uncomfortable with.

[basketcase1982]

basket case / henenlotter is far beyond a hyperfixation at this point 😭 like its been a year (i saw it over 2yrs ago but i didnt react like this immediately) of unwavering obsession and constantly seeking out information, new and old, about the making of all of frank's films but BC in particular... and kvh's artistic career outside of the trilogy.. and literally traveling out to go meet the gang and getting to hold actual conversations with them. and its been so special to me and my enjoyment of not just horror films but quite literally art in general. my love of that movie has taken me in sooo many different directions but all roads lead back to it. anyway its earned special interest status me thinks

[columbosunday]

1952, 1974 & 1991 for the film years ask? 🎥

1952: Singin' in the Rain (edit: i also love bend of the river. maybe even more than singin in the rain)

1974: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (Tied for my favorite movie of all time!)

1991: Basket Case 3 !!! please please please watch the basket case trilogy

[beeblackburn]

1, 6, 22 and 31 for the asks? 💖

Thank you, @xserpx!

1. Who is/are your comfort character(s)?

I mean... I'm not sure most of the characters I read/watch are comfort ones in that sense, I think?

FitzChivalry Farseer (Realm of the Elderlings) - He's so stupid, it's almost hilarious. Like, he's a mess, he's a right mess, but I've always found something familiar and comforting in how Fitz navigates his depression, his repressed feelings that spill out into cathartic rage, and yeah, his total fuck-ups, but is capable of still having loved ones, making up for his mistakes, and having a semblance of a life. I don't know, as a fellow depressed person, Fitz gives me a strange hope that life isn't irreversibly broken, no matter the circumstances, even if Hobb's too good a writer to promise an utter happily-ever-after for us.

Stannis Baratheon (A Song of Ice and Fire) - He's also really stupid. This fucking lobster king, so pedantic, teeth-grinding, grudge-gnawing, snappish, and socially awkward. There's a lot of good reasons I latched onto this fool in my teenage years and still find a familiarity to him. That being said, I've always found the man comforting in how... solid he is, past the surface. He's all the above, but he rewards good service, he tries to grow past his grievances, he puts in the work and isn't happy to do it, but he grinds his teeth because someone has to do it. He's a source of stability in an increasingly chaotic narrative.

Sansa Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire) - She used to be so innocent in her outlook, just a child increasingly swept up in the storm of a dark fantasy world's chaos, constantly told she's stupid and foolish for believing in better, and refusing to stoop down to it, despite a Rogues' Gallery of mentors trying to corrupt her towards moral darkness. I'll always take solace in how she keeps such hope and idealism, naïve at first, then fiercely held onto, despite most things that gave her joy now give her nightmares and horrors, still keeping in her heart, All the stories can't be lies.

Legosi (Beastars) - I think it's partly how much I can read neurodivergence in him, but there's some deeply familiar with how much Legosi is a deeply introverted weirdo in his own right. He has his little quirks, he loves to read tragedies, he's got an uncomfortable relationship with his body and self and urges, he fucks up in small and tremendous socially awkward ways, all of which I latch onto. Yet, he is always sincere, he tries to be kindly and meet anyone halfway, even if he's scary and weird by society's definition, and even gets to live a content life after dropping out of high school, as a service worker who enjoys getting to know more experiences past a more societally-acceptable course.

Crown Prince Orso (The Age of Madness) - Yes, even with that trilogy ending. Like, it's Orso! Whenever I read his chapters, I just know I'm in for some depressed thoughts, wry, self-deprecating humor, and him to acknowledge he knows nothing, but by god, he'll try his best. In a world full of traitors, cutthroats, and tyrants, Orso's mostly just a nice, depressed dude who wants to do the right thing, treats those he cherishes with all the affection through the haze of depression, and maybe have a drink or drugs along the way, refreshingly so.

6. Why did you do that?

Honestly, because she probably needed the money more than me, and someone else could also watch really gnarly, sicko movies.

22. What type of person are you?

I mean... a self-deprecating, self-centered, hot-tempered, perfectionistic, paranoid, stubborn, spiteful, envious, petty, grumpy, needy, lazy, and depressed basket case of a person.

On the other hand, I do try to be non-judgmental, thoughtful, generous, curious, loyal, and kind, so.

31. What type of music keeps you grounded?

Judging from my soundcloud's liked songs, I'm drawn to future bass type songs to keep me in that specifically grounded feeling. I've got plenty others I listen to, but a good chunk of songs are meant to give me some ambient noise or enliven me a little in mood.

[mourningmaybells]

silence of the lambs and the basket case trilogy exist in that area where the writers and directors keep telling you behind the scenes that they’re not trying to feed into the fears people have against marginalized groups and how this is different but it still comes off that way. Also here’s a musical sequence

[dexters-bluemilkshakes]

i made "the 501st goes to Target", "the disaster lineage goes to Target", "The Clone Wars Squad ™ (+Satine) goes to Target", "The Rebels go to Target", "The Original Trilogy Gang Goes To Target", “The Droids of Star Wars go to Target (chaos ensues)”, “The 104th go to Target” and now I give you:

The 212th go to Target.

cody: he went to target to get a resistance band to workout with. everyone else just tagged along and he was too tired to say anything.

after he grabbed the thing he came for, he made the common mistake of not leaving immediately and of course was sucked into the dangerous temptation of ✨browsing✨. while walking around in the store, he passed the hair product aisle. He didn’t need anything, his curls were healthy as ever, but he did see that pomade stuff obi wan was obsessed with, and bought that for him (obi wan paid him back later. he was so insistent that he doesn’t use the hair product that cody offered to return it and obi wan shouted “NO”. cody: 👁👄👁).

he looked around for a wristlet keychain in hopes to show the jedi council that they should make the jedi attach them to their lightsaber, to no avail.

he didn’t buy much else, other than a personal pizza at the café, and set out looking for his brothers to see if they were ready to go.

he genuinely shouldn’t have been surprised to see them all huddled around a cart full of snacks they picked out. somehow, they managed to pool enough money to buy 163.48 credits worth of soda, candy, and snacks. cody said nothing. his brothers deserved it.

boil: waxer put boil in charge of drinks, and waxer was in charge of snacks. they had just came back from a long campaign and there was a lot of cars games in the barracks at night. he made a few credits, which he was excited to spend.

waxer had a list written down of everyone’s favorite snacks, which he told boil he had to adhere to. boil would have preferred to just get what he wanted and then share, but waxer was insistent, so he relented.

a lot of people liked cookies and blue milkshakes. he was able to buy the cookies but just got blue ice cream for those who wanted to make the milkshakes themselves.

when he and waxer met up, they put everything into one big basket. they called over gregor and and they all pooled their money together and justttt managed to cover the cost.

the snacks lasted them two weeks as a battalion. boil did such a good job picking everything out that he was officially Snack Grabber from then on out.

also he 100% knew when gregor was hiding in the racks of clothing so he would aggressively sort through shirts on the other side and pretend to look for something while knowing he was smacking gregor with the shirts as he moved them.

waxer: he bought an ungodly amount of coffee. but it’s okay. at least it wasn’t all for him (this time).

while boil may think it’s dumb, waxer had a color coded list that was both alphabetically and categorically organized to be easy to find everyone’s snack preferences. he had a separate one for drinks.

before actually acquiring the drinks, waxer did some math on the back of a receipt with a space golf pencil to figure out exactly how many credits he would need to cover the cost of drinks, down to the decimal point. this way, boil could use the rest of the money to buy as many snacks as possible.

he also brought the exact amount needed to buy a box of wax strips to keep his head nice and smooth.

lastly, he bought a sticker mustache in case he ever needed to bear a passing resemblance of boil. for mission (*cough* pranking cody *cough*) purposes, of course.

gregor: he’s the type of guy to hide in the clothing racks and jump out and scare people. luckily for the galaxy, the only customers in the store at the time were his brothers. unluckily for his brothers, gregor did not play fair even for family. and even more unluckily for gregor, his brothers are soldiers. they have fast reflexes. and he got pushed backwards into the clothing rack. every. single. time.

he also liked ease dropping on the conversations of the employees passing by (he didn’t scare them cause he didn’t want to get kicked out). he went back to the barracks with so much gossip on bethany and zilde, and he has no idea who they ARE.

he was then responsible for weekly installments of bethany and zilde and would keep making up the story.

when gregor disappeared, someone else continued the story.

it was never the same

+bonus, they bring numa: (yes i’m well aware there is no way this could ever be canon but indulge me. this is my return to the target series after months. let me have my fun.)

so numa is absolutely the type of kid to try and climb into the giant ball basket thing. boil would say no and waxer would nod his head in agreement, but as soon as boil turned away, he’d lift up numa and put her in. when boil turned back around, he looked for numa in confusion. waxer tried to feign ignorance even as numa fell out of the pit through the bars.

after that, boil was very much on no-nonsense duty. he put numa in the seat part of the cart and pushed her around while waxer relayed the grocery list to him. numa was happy to sit and look around.

at the end of the day, they went to the starbucks and got her a hot chocolate and a rice krispy treat.

when numa was much older, and only had memories to smile upon, she found the taste of rice krispies too sweet to eat anymore.

[possibly-in-wonderland]

wait so no one was gonna tell me basket case is a trilogy???

[struungout]

Story Universes

The first thing I’ll say about all this is that I do not have any of these stories actually written down and posted anywhere, so don’t ask me where you can read them. ;P They used to be all based in the roleplays I used to participate in with my former best friend, but since we’re not associating anymore and I have no drive to try opening myself to RPing with anyone else again, all this is just from my own personal daydreaming and whatnot.

While I’ve been tempted now and again to get some of these stories written out, I just don’t have the drive to deal with the writing process.

Anyway, this is a quick little list of the universes the characters most of my dolls represent exist in.

Ghosts & Things

It’s Yu Yu Hakusho meshed with Mob Psycho 100 primarily. Some references to characters from Bleach as well. Basically, if it’s an anime that deals in supernatural elements, it’s probably gonna be referenced in this universe…but it’s mostly YYH and MP100 because they’re the best ones.

Half the story revolves around my character Riyo as she exists in the YYH storyline, and then goes onward to hers and the boys’ lives as adults and parents into the MP100 storyline (which then centers more around Sachi; Riyo and Hiei’s daughter).

Bright Idea

This universe is basically a big amalgamation of a variety of series (primarily anime/manga) into one universe and the story is generally centered around my own characters (Naoko, Jin-ho, Nori, Amaya, etc). It’s generally pretty much a slice-of-life type of storyline with a lot of interpersonal relationship drama and whatnot. It primarily kicks off from when Naoko and Jin-ho are high schoolers and follows them through the creation of their band and on into their musical careers in their 20s and 30s.

Series involved in this universe include (but hardly limited to): Gravitation, NANA, My Hero Academia, Fruits Basket, BNA, DNAngel, Final Fantasy XV.

Tokyo Ghoul

I basically just follow along with the plot of the manga series, but with the addition of my own characters (Leyla, Capria, and Michelle) and the later part of the story changes up a bit with their presence.

Mass Effect

It’s just the original trilogy, but what if Shepard could smooch Joker. xD

Devil May Cry

Another “it’s just the games, but…”, and in this case it’s what if we knew who Nero’s mom was and it was my character Qianna?

(For future reference and in case I forget to update this later on, this description was written when we’d only gotten up to the 5th game out so we don’t officially know who Vergil fucked bahaha.)

Mononoke

Medicine Seller’s hijinks in the modern world, which includes running into my girl Amelia from time to time and seeing how their friendship progresses.

Arcane

The Netflix series, but Amelia gets to smooch Silco and then later on Viktor and she would die for Jinx because she’s chosen family.

The Witcher

What if Jaskier and Geralt had to put up with a second higher vampire in their adventures?

Final Fantasy VII

There’s yet another chick that thirsts after Cloud, but she thicc.

Cyberpunk 2077

Set in the story of the video game featuring my V (Vesper Sosa). Sometimes it keeps to the canon, but sometimes my imaginings include keeping Jackie Welles around.

Trigun

Set in either the manga version of the Trigun series, or the Trigun Stampede anime depending on my mood bahaha. Includes my CP2077 character Vesper (same design, but different character from CP2077) as a mercenary that ran with Knives until ideologies clashed and she crosses paths with Vash and crew now and again.

In this universe, Vesper is one of the first attempts at a plant-human hybrid (basically a prototype to Elendria), though in her case she wasn’t created and was human to begin with. In her case, she doesn’t have creation-esque abilities like Knives and Elendria, but her lifespan is much longer than the average human. Her reflexes and senses are also quicker/more powerful than they were originally (particularly her sight). She isn’t able to directly communicate with Plants, but she does have a sense for how they’re feeling in the moment. Her cybernetics are from back when she was still on Earth (needed her vocal chords rebuilt as well as her hands due to an accident).

[michaelcoffeysthoughts]

Watched Today: Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991)