#BOOOOOOONE

[laelior]

Why must I be at work today when I'd much rather be writing about these two idiots boning?

[allicav]

I just want to yell about this first period. The good ole conflicted kinda want both teams to win. I'll take Florida winning but by... Like... 1. I'd like Blue Jackets to win when I'm at the game Thursday.

[cipheramnesia]

I got curious if reptiles and amphibians and such have any sclera, so it turns out they do, kinda, but not exactly in the same sense as humans or other mammals.

[the-chickenshit-oddity]

best thing in the world is that thing melissa fumero does to her voice sometimes that makes whatever she says the absolute best lines ever. you don't need to like to agree 'cause i'm just gonna assume it's a universal truth.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Paladin) So, this is the dragon's lair?

Ruby: (Ranger, Whispering) Shush!. Keep your voice down!. They say this one especially likes innocent souls!.

Blake: (Rogue) Mhm. I've also heard it can smell the blood of a virgin from miles away. None of the girls they've sent to appease it have ever returned!

Weiss: (Bard) Not even booooooones are left behind~!

RWB: (Laugh)

Ruby: Good thing we're all adults who have definitely had sex, right?

Jaune: Y-Yeah... Um, can I, uh, stay behind? You know? Guard the entrance from outside?

Ruby: ...

Weiss: ...

Blake: ...

WB: (Take each arm)

Ruby: Nope! You're our party's tank, so we NEED you! In fact, you're going first!

Jaune: (Crying) NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA BE EATEN!

Yang: (DM, Snickering) Oh, this is gonna be good~.

[captain-mj]

The B99 "BOOOOOOONE!????" scene but pricegraves

Oh my God. Yes.

Price had broken two pencils, a pen that had burst ink everywhere, a cup and had slammed a gun against the desk so hard they were worried it would go off.

"Captain..." Gaz said gently. "You okay?"

"Graves has been arguing with me so fucking often lately. I don't know what his fucking problem is."

Ghost continued to clean his gun. "Oh. Isn't it obvious? You two need to bone."

Gaz cringed and took a step back.

"What did you just say Simon?"

Ghost didn't even look up. "You two need to bone."

"Bone? BONE?? Ghost I am your superior officer!"

Gaz got in his chair and covered his face.

"BONE????" Price yelled, starting to pace around. "How dare you!"

Ghost looked up, only to just stare at him, unmoved and unbothered.

"What happens in my bedroom is none of your business!" Price slammed his hands on the desk.

Soap set a timer and Ghost texted him he was guessing 40 minutes.

"How dare you talk about my love life like that???"

"Bone????" Price shouted, pacing again.

It ended up being 55 minutes. Gaz was concerned about his blood pressure.

"I swear Dont ever, every talk like that again."

"Yes, sir." Ghost had finished cleaning his gun and had just been waiting for him to be done.

Price stormed out.

The next day, Price was working again and they had once again piled in his office.

When two hours into work and he hadn't broken anything, Soap cleared his throat. "Feel better sir?"

"Yes."

"Why?" Ghost asked, sounding smug.

"We boned..."

[nugulover69]

Booooooon!~

✨ Orange ✨

[harveybwabbit92]

{After Zoffy has a freak out over coffee creamer.]

Seven: C'mon, Zoffy, the coffee thing isn't the problem. Night shift's keeping you and Miss R/n apart. You two just need to bone.

(Everyone has an Oh Crap! face)

Zoffy, as his aura darkens: ...What did you just say?

Man, in a tiny voice: Don't say it again!

Seven: I said you two need to bone.

(The other ultra brothers all brace themselves for the inevitable)

Zoffy: Hooooooww dare you, Ultraseven? I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!

(five minutes later)

Zoffy, in the doorway of his office: BOOOOOOONE?!?!?!

(ten minutes later, Zoffy is in Seven's face yelling at him, Seven just stares back completely unbothered.)

Zoffy: What happens in my bedroom, Seven, is none of your business.

(21 minutes later)

Zoffy, Back in his Office: BOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!

(40 minutes later)

Zoffy, Calm and collected: Don't ever speak to me like that ever again. (walks back to his office)

Jack, in disbelief to his nephew: Why did you do that?

Seven: The commander's pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.

[chocolatmieux]

boone 😭 im so drunk booooooone

[permalosino]

MA STAI BOOOOOOON

EH TU IRONIZZI

QUA IL PROBLEMA È GROSSO

[minivirgo]

booooooon j'ai un slight crush sur quelqu'un qui prend mon bus pour aller au travail le matin :////

[tickledpink31]

Mei: The aftermath of LBD isn’t the problem, the whole time loop have been keeping you and Mari apart. You two just need to bone.

MK:😣

Wukong*highpitched*:what did you say?

MK *whisper*: don’t say it again

Mei: I said you two need to bone.

MK:😖

Wukong: How dare you, Mei! I am the GREAT SAGE EQUAL TO HEAVEN!

5 mins later

Wukong: BONE!

10 mins later

Wukong: What happens in my bedroom is none of YOUR business!

21 mins later

Wukong: BOOOOOOONE?!

40 mins later

Wukong:Don’t ever speak to me like that again.(walks away)

MK: Why did you do that?

Mei: Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.

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“BOOOOOOONE?!” I’M CRYING 🤣

I mean Mei’s right. The Great Sage hasn’t been getting much action, and he’s going feral now that he has his bride back.

Next day, there’s a pep in Wukong’s step because he and Mari totally did the deed. Cue gagging noises from MK and Macaque.

Mei: Told you so. Your dad needed to have se—

MK (covering his ears): LALALALA!!! He’s not my dad! I can’t hear you!

[pianostarinwonderland]

PIANO PIANO IDK IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT MALLEUS, IDIA AND AZUL CAN SING IT'S CANON NOW WHAT SIZBSODBISBXOEBXIXBDKX THE MASQUERADE EVENT

i know

i know

i know

i fucking know

and i hate it

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i love it

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pROTECT ME MARIAAAA DON'T LET THIS SIREN CAST HIS SPELL DON'T LET HIS FIRE SEAR MY FLESH AND BOOOOOOONE

it was everything. everything i ever wanted. all the years listening to Azul utaus to cope for never getting to hear his actual singing voice and Atsushi Tamaru delivered. you know. i fell in love with Azul not for his face but for his voice. the way that he cried in chapter 3. the way that he talked with such confidence in alchemy lessons. it's been two and a half years and i am still here for him, still weak for him.

[freakystrashdump]

You have to draw Belos going "BOOOOOOONE?????" now

Oh, I've already posted early sketches of this to my patreon, who do you take me for, someone who WON'T draw that scene out?

[augustheart]

2, 3, 12, 23, and/or anything you feel like answering about Mr. Booooooones

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

g-d. is saying "everything" cheating. he's such a bizarre little man. i love him so much. i love the insanity of his backstory and existence. i love his dynamics with basically every other character he's ever interacted with prior to the n52. i love him. what a guy.

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

BRING BACK THE RHYMING. YOU COWARDS. YOU DOGS. HE STILL RHYMES IN CHASE! THAT'S THE THING THAT MADE PEOPLE STOP WRITING HIM AS RHYMING! AND HE'S STILL RHYMING IN IT!

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

i mean i expanded on some of my biggest ones in the righteous lazarus because i love his relationship with beth dearly. however another one i have is that he's tried a couple times to quit smoking and it never takes.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

this WITHOUT QUESTION. look at him in there

although it does remind me that beth went with mr. bones Specifically to the courthouse. like obviously she testified on his behalf but she went with him from the hospital even though she could've gone separately. because they're Friends :)

[mangodestroyer]

Crowley being a dramatic bitch pt 1

Crowley: *Accidentally bumps elbow on doorframe* Crowley: *Demonic shrieking* Aziraphale: Good Heavens, Crowley! What happened? Crowley: *sniffs* I hit my funny booooooone...