#BUT HE WAS LIKE

[mint-yooxgi]

On a side note, guess who had a dream with subtle yandere!yeosang last night? 👀

[osaemu]

my teacher got mad at me for being a hater when everyone knows he talks shit about students TO OTHER STUDENTS. like ok hypocrite

[osarquivosmagnus]

Cellbit's commentary/narration of the chess match between chayanne and richarlyson is fucking hilarious

"Richas is dancing on the table in a brand new move no other chess player has attempted before"

"They are moving their kings a lot in a very interesting move to reach a diplomatic agreement, maybe trying to leave only the kings in the end, okay okay"

"I see chayanne hasn't touched either of his rooks which is very smart, he is respecting the structure of a castle, towers* don't ever move!"

He is losing his mind everytime they miss a move to win the game I'm crying and I don't even really know how to play chess

*in portuguese we call rooks tower lol

Also something funny is that cellbit was calling the queen "rainha" (the literal translation) but in portuguese we call the chess piece "dama" (dame/lady). There is a moment richarlyson says he doesn't know what a queen is and cellbit thought he meant he doesn't even know the pieces, but I wonder if he was just making a joke lol. But that could be just me, it was hilarious euther way.

[nururu]

i had already convinced my dad to watch one piece but he called me today to ask me what it was called bc he doesnt have anything to watch and remembered me telling him to watch it and decided now was the time to start lolololol the only other anime i ever convinced him to watch was akira and grave of the fireflies but hes like... stoked about one piece. i told him “it surpasses breaking bad” and he was shook 

[missjoolee]

I'd like to think that Luke's way of coming up with new songs is the same as @thedeathdeelers way of coming up with juke ideas. I.e. Inspired by literally anything he sees or hears, sometimes devolving/evolving in a private chat, and sometimes dropping a finished one so unexpected it brings you to your knees. 

[scramratz]

[shopcat]

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

[girldraki]

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready