Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.
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Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff
He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)
Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app
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Tim/Kon being a peak ship except every few days they realize they’re acting too much like Bruce and Clark and have to ditch the relationship until they can look at each other again without flinching.
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ballister in the comics: that bastard blew my arm off fifteen years ago and never apologized because he's self centered piece of shit who can't admit he's an asshole. I will never give him the satisfaction of getting over it. FUCK people (ambrosiuses) who do you wrong and then think they can just wait you out till it's fine and somehow you're the petty one.
ballister in the movie:✨ambrosius✨ chopped my arm off two days ago. don't be judgemental it was complicated™️. my boyfriend, who is sensitive, was only doing what he was trained to do. he's probably traumatized 🥺.
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oh you just know every trivia night announcer in santa barbara hates to see these three coming
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the amount of trans people i see who are scared to identify as straight is mind boggling. like people who will explicitly say that they are scared to identify as straight. i can only amount it to the growing preceived divide between being straight and being queer, where people arent learning that you CAN be both if youre trans. and ive experienced a lot of hostility just for being an opinionated straight trans guy on this app. like i dont care if you dont think this is a "real problem," i do. i think queer people should be free to feel comfortable in their identity, and if that identity is het-leaning, heterosapphic, het-dyke, hetgay, queerhet, transhet, or literally just straight and heterosexual, they should be free to
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Look props to Brucie “Batman” Wayne for having morals and shit. But Thomas Wayne would have pulled up on joker with Martha and Alfred and beaten him to death for having taken his son away from him.
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