#BUT THE WESTERN BURGER??

[laxchra]

((…carls jr got rid of their western burger & I may have to fite someone

[showtoonzfan]

I may be done with HB but I am SO looking forward to the critical reviews of this episode let me tell you-

[nefariouscryptid]

Based on season 14 ep 1

Might do some more designs. I love western aus

[burgerbelchers]

Well, this is really working out, Mr. Frond. Your system is amazing.

BOB'S BURGERS 1.09 - Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Nat is a Lesbian and uses she/her pronouns!

[giffypudding]

Just horsin' around

[heckling-hydrena]

I actually have great respect for usamericans and their love of the noble hamburger because we're just as fucking insane about pljeskavica over here.

[overwatchfics]

For the Homie Moss

COMFORT HCS DURING PERIOD

A/N: Some period comfort stuff for the homie, I didn't add widow since this is purely for you to indulge, but I can add her if you want. While this is for my homie, please go check out their writing below this paragraph super friendly writer. This is to you homie! Enjoy!

@enforcermoss

Ashe:

Oh honey she's rich and a milf she is going to spoil your ass

The giant love seat in the main room is ACTUALLY A MASSAGE CHAIR WHATTTTT

She also has a sleep number bed that allows you to change the position

Ashe will have you cook with her, she won't have you doing anything too strenuous.

Ashe actually would be fucking killer at barbeque, always has spiced meat that she's marinating in the fridge to cook on a weekly basis and she'll create a big meat feast for the two of you along with cooked veggies and some sweet tea or your beverage of choice.

AND TEXAS TOAST OML MAYBE SOME GARLIC BREAD TOO

The hard strenuous work is for BOB to do.

BOB is your homie too though, legit takes care of everything around the house so Ashe can take good care of you.

For once will let you wear her hat while chilling on the couch.

Ashe is pretty good with her hands (maintaining a rifle and firing one consistently takes methodical care) and she'll rub your thighs and lower abdomen to relief any cramps you may have.

Anything you need from the store BOB's on the way!

y'all are going to kick back and watch epic fails on TV because hearing Ashe watching pure dumbassery on tv really does something for you

Lathers you in kisses, cuddles, and sweet pet names

sweetheart, sweetpea, pumpkin, etc

if you care about make up she's doing yours no question.

Mercy

Literally a goddess sent from heaven.

Any painkillers you need? She's got them.

Will take time off of work just for you.

Angela is going to order whoppers with cheese from Burger King (not sponsored) and you two are going to kick it and watch NCIS, Law and Order, Bones, and all those cool crime science shows

Has her arms wrapped around your waist

BREWS THE BEST HOT COCO

Will call moira and ask to borrow her dog so you can see fluffy friend (I looked it up and apparently moira has a dog)

When watching TV you see Angela become so unhinged and get all super science nerd it's so cute

She'll discuss all the little details and maybe you can get her to share some crazy stories as her time as a doctor.

Idk if you like weighted blankets but she's got them.

Also a lot of hand warmers to help you stay warm

Angela herself has a very warm body that she'll press into you to help warm you up.

runs her hands through your hair and massages your scalp

If you're lucky she'll sing to you and she'll put your head in her lap.

Many cheek and forehead kisses.

If you're feeling emotional, she'll pull you into her lap and reassure you.

Kiriko

Her mom is cooking for the 2 of you no questions asked, and you bet Kiriko already has a stash of donuts ready to go.

Kiriko, as part of her connection to Inari, has superhuman senses, and she knows when you're about to be in pain even before you sense.

If you've got really shitty cramps, she's there at your side ready to support you and lead you to her futon.

WARM BLANKET AND FOX PLUSHES YES

Very cuddly, big spoon most likely, but doesn't mind being a little spoon either

I really cant explain how cuddly she is.

Always finds a way to be wrapped around you throughout the house.

She brews some seriously good tea though I'll give her that

Honestly youtube and maybe a job session with your guy's spotify playlists

BLANKET/PILLOW FORT

On a side note Kiriko will give you back and shoulder massages and she is the best. She typically has cold hands but can warm them up with some healing magic and work your tense muscles down.

Powerful hands from climbing can really work those knots too.

HAND HOLDING IN NEARLY EVERY POSTION.

She'll pull you into a hug the moment you have the urge to cry, she'll be there with hand smoothing down your back

D.va

Gaming, sorry you chose Hana so gaming.

that's it sorry.

JKJK SORRY

ANYWAYS

HEATED BLANKETS, HANA SUCKS WITH THE COLD SO HEATED BLAKNETS

has like 3

Tells her mechanic friend to get supplies for you, she doesn't want to leave your side.

Since same height if there's gaming involved, she'll either sit in your lap or you sit in hers when she's playing a game or the two of you are.

Hana knows how to relax in healthier ways too, she boils water and puts sliced lemon in the bowl of hot water and has you wear a towel over your head and breath in.

Super relaxing.

Has so many onsies if you want to borrow one just ask.

Expect a lil teasing though.

Very good at cheering you up if you're feeling down, is the biggest goofball of the group and knows just how to make you smile and promptly shows you a video of D.mon tripping over a wrench in the workshop. Or when she sprayed Liquid Ass in Cassidy hat.

Will not hesitate to give you a piggyback ride to the kitchen for some snacks but will also order take out so you aren't loading up on pure snacks.

Hana can't cook for shit I'm sorry.

If you're down for it, she'll take you out flying in her mech and see the night lights in Busan.

When she's out there she's the calmest, and that's when deeper philosophical conversations about existence on Earth.

WESTERN BACON

The utimate comfort burger

The Cajun fries will warm you up and the burger is an excellent savory flavor

The burger is the comforting source, very big into cuddles and comforting kisses.

Loyal faithful burger and her army of cajun fries are at your service and will give their lives for you

very seasoned soldiers

Very lovable meal and is good at any time of the day

[br1ghtestlight]

beefsquatch might be my least favorite bob's burgers epieode just on a writing level bcuz bob and gene's relationship is important to me and they MASSACRED my boys!!!!!

like bob and gene are BOTH so out of character that i cant even watch it without being like "they would NOT fucking do that. they would not say that" the entire time. they somehow managed to mischaracterize both bob and gene in ways that are just very annoying (they did this a lot with gene in earlier episodes and the way they wrote bob was just different back then but now its like. well u both suck and this wouldnt happen today) gene being so pissy and starting fights w/ bob.... bob GETTING INTO A WHOLE ASS BEEF WITH HIS ELEVEN YEAR OLD SON... like c'mon neither of them are like that they're both such chill and understanding people especially to the extent that episode brought their conflict to. them saying i love you at the end doesnt make up for it for me bcuz they say i love you to each other all the time!!! doesn't make the episode less bad and annoying

they had this habit in the earlier seasons (but not consistently in every episode which makes it weirder) of writing bob and gene as a typical animated sitcom dad/son dynamic but it doesnt really work with either of their personalities so it ends up being. Bad

[buffetlicious]

Went grocery with mum at Sembawang Shopping Centre and picked up a Cheezy Chicken Burger meal from CHIC-A-BOO Chicken Specialty. The fried chicken is really crispy and drizzled with cheese sauce. The meal itself came with potato wedges and an ice lemon tea for S$8.90.

[paulpingminho]

[nefariouscryptid]

The Blearps

[burgerbelchers]

BOB'S BURGERS 1.09 - Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: March 27…

When Gene invades Bob and Louise’s father/daughter bonding time, Bob spends more time with Gene, leaving Louise behind. And thus, landing both Gene and Louise into a major argument. “Spaghetti Western and Meatballs” premiered on this day, 13 Years Ago.

[neopetting]

i’m devastated ₊˚⊹ ᰔ