#Bants

[weclassybouquetfun]

Some poor freelancer for British GQ had to cobble together a piece ahead of Christopher Nolan's OPPENHEIMER and since all the Barbenheimer jokes have been made, they decided to dream a little bigger (darling) and present to the readership the reachiest of reaches about the homoreoticism of Christopher Nolan films. A stretch worthy of Mister Fantastic, Elongated Man and Plastic Man.

I'm not mad at it. Especially since they, at least, got the #1 and #2 picks correct.

Because just what things do you get up to with the Protagonist, Neil???

[sxcrxtlxfx]

idk why i put off listening to noahfinnce for so long this shit was made for me

[imsorryimlate]

people who are whining about how javert isn’t good gay rep because he’s a cop miss the fact that he’s good gay rep because he sells his soul and his life to a system that hates him, and it’s not even a “i didn’t think the leopards would eat my face!” situation, no, he’s painfully aware of the fact that the second he steps out of line, he’ll be devoured. like how are y’all not relating to this?

[courtesanmango]

im not publishing any of the asks im getting re: me rbing from certain p2 blogs. u dont know me at all. i eat sleep and breathe dead dove. ive written a body horror novel thats made my seasoned horror fan friends sick. i have so many anonymous ao3 fics its laughable. shut up

[brokeandfamouseu]

banter // 2023

[bryonyashaw]

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[stevelollyuniverse]

🤦🏿‍♂️🤣 #bants #sync #sinkdjs #jokes #memes #laughter #fun https://www.instagram.com/p/CnUukfass_j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[shakesgharris]

[slack-wise]

[greghatecrimes]

There is something wrong with them.

[drawnbythestream]

Obi-wan and his friend Bant Eerin having a sad moment after certain events

[weclassybouquetfun]

Please someone, take Barry Keoghan's phone.

SALTBURN is out on Prime and the main takeaway that people are seemingly taking from it is that Jacob Elordi is too damn tall.

Emerald Fennell speaks to Esquire UK about the film's final act and gives her fantasy alternate ending.

SPOILERS

Nice thought, but it would have robbed me of the absolute beautiful pain of Oliver gaining wealth but ultimately not having what he wanted.

This fcking guy.

Felix, you were weak in the knees! Should have stood up!

-Rosamund just need one more shot like this. Preferably with Eiza Gonzalez.

[sxcrxtlxfx]

anyways they are somehow both the trophy wife and i feel as though a dark sickness has taken over me when looking at these images

[periwinklefrog]

It has been a hot second since i posted but here’s some of Obi, Quin and Bant :)))

[havatabanca]

[slutforpringles]

ahhhhhhhh