#Bealyn

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Smash Bros Sexyman contest: Round Two!

[bigboobshaunt]

"Bealyn"

[rhaelynwighart]

https://afterdawnrpg.tumblr.com/

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Smash bros Sexyman Contest

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Results of Smash Bros Sexyman Tournament: Round 1!

Mario v. DK: Mario victory! (vanilla iss a great flavor too!)

Link v. Samus: Samus victory! (don't worry, they're still in love and still smooch.)

Dark Samus v. Yoshi: Dark Samus victory! (what did you expect on the gay and want to be stepped on be evil women site?)

Fox McCloud v. Luigi: Luigi Victory! (pathetic men enjoyerss defeat furries, more at eleven)

Captain Falcon v. Princess Peach: Princess Peach victory! (Yeah, Falcon was too conventionally attractive to win.)

Princess Daisy v. Bowser: Princess Daisy victory! (I'm kinda disappointed in the monster fuckers)

Sheik v. Princess Zelda: Sheik victory! (never trust anyone, not even yourself)

Dr. Mario v. Falco Lombardi: Falco victory! (and the furries finally pull through!)

Marth v. Lucina: Lucina victory! (And Girl Marth wins!)

Ganondorf v. Mewtwo: Ganondorf victory! (you're falling behind furries)

Roy v. Chrom: Chrom victory! (Melee fans, I am so disappointed in you girlies.)

Mr. Game and Watch v. Meta Knight: Meta Knight victory! (coughing baby v. nuclear bomb)

Zero Suit Samus v. Wario: Zero Suit Samus victory! (It occurs to me that maybe my roster building skills are imbalanced....)

Solid Snake v. Ike: Snake victory! (Well I suppose Snake is more pathetic than Ike...)

Sonic v. King Dedede: King Dedede victory! (Dededivorce here we come!)

Olimar v. Lucario: Lucario victory! (Theeeeerrrrre the furries are.)

R.O.B. v. Wolf O'Donnell: Wolf victory! (Poor robo-fuckers.)

Wii Fit Trainer v. Princess Rosalina: Rosalina victory! (I don't have a joke for this one)

Little Mac v. Greninja: Little Mac victory! (Mac-Mains are here to win, baby!)

Robin v. Robyn: Robyn victory! (Big fan of women)

Palutena v. Pac-Man: Palutena victory! (Another nuclear bomb v. coughing baby.)

Shulk v. Ryu: Shulk victory! (Shulk nation rise up!)

Ken v. Cloud: Cloud victory! (sad trauma boi beats sad rich boi)

Corrin v. Corrine: Corrine victory! (Big fan of women 2)

Bayonetta v. Terry Bogard: Bayonetta victory! (Yeah... this one wasn't remotely fair.)

Ridley v. Simon: Ridley victory! (Thhhheeeerrrreeee the Monster Fuckers are)

Richter v. King K Rool: Richter victory! (Aaaannnnd there they go.)

Isabelle v. Incineroar: Isabelle Victory! (Devour him alive Izzy.)

Piranha Plant v. Joker: Joker victory! (I'm kinda mad the plant lost, woulda been funnier if he'd won.)

Hero v. Banjo: Banjo victory! (Can't tell if this is the meme lords or furries)

Byleth v. Bealyn: Bealyn victory! (big fan of women 3)

Sephiroth v. Kazuya: Sephiroth victory! ("I will never be a memory.")

And that's Round One! Round Two coming soon!

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Round Two of our Smash Bros Sexyman contest is concluded! Here are the results!

Match 1, Mario v. Samus: Samus Victory! (Hello lesbians, nice to see you. Though it would been funny if Mario won the entire contest.)

Match 2, Dark Samus v. Luigi: Luigi Victory! (And Luigi's win streak continues. Is he doing absolutely nothing? Who knows, this is in text form)

Match 3, Princess Daisy v. Princess Peach: Princess Daisy Victory! (Tomboy supremacy remains supreme, it seems)

Match 4, Sheik v. Falco: Sheik Victory! (Better shape up, furries. You're losing ground!)

Match 5, Lucina v. Ganondorf: Ganondorf Victory! (it seems not even the lesbians can stand against the unstoppable force that is the villain fuckers)

Match 6, Chrom v. Meta Knight: Meta Knight Victory! (Himbo supreme loses to literal goth kickball. More at eleven)

Match 7, Zero Suit Samus v. Solid Snake: Zero Suit Samus Victory! (Bisexuality: Civil War)

Match 8, King Dedede v. Lucario: King Dedede victory! (Hail to the King, baby. He is peak male performance, after all)

Match 9, Wolf O'Donnell v. Rosalina: Rosalina Victory! (The Furries have fallen! I repeat! The Furries have fallen!)

Match 10, Little Mac v. Robyn: Robyn victory! (Fire Emblem sstill got shooters baby!)

Match 11, Palutena v. Shulk: Palutena Victory! (Horny Bisexual Goddess eradicates Shulk Nation, more at eleven!)

Match 12, Cloud v. Corrine: Cloud Victory! (Sad wet cat anime boy victory. Whoda guessed?)

Match 13, Bayonetta v. Ridley: Bayonetta Victory! (Man, not even the monster fuckers can stand against her, can they?)

Match 14, Richter Belmont v. Isabelle: Richter Victory! (I guess cuteness can only get you so far...)

Match 15, Joker v. Banjo: Joker victory! (And like that, the Furries have gone. They have passed away, into the west.)

Match 16, Bealyn v. Sephiroth: Sephiroth victory! (Yeah... bout what I expected.)

And that was round two! Round three of our Smash Bros Sexyman Contest, coming soon!

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Bealyn (female Byleth): I can explain!

Byleth (male Byleth): You’ve got 5 gay S supports while I only have 3?!

Corrin: 3?! Corrine and I only have one each!

Robin: You guys are getting gay S supports!?

Shez: You guys are getting S supports?!

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Marth: So, Byleth, how did you and Bealyn solve the crisis in Fodlan?

Byleth: Well, it took some doing, but we finally found a way to keep everyone from killing each other.

Bealyn: We took a page out of Palutena’s book and found a way to unite all of Fodlan.

Ike: This is going exactly where I think it is, isn’t it?

Byleth: We both married Dimitri, Edelgard, and Claude, thus uniting Fodlan under a single banner.

Marth: ...

Ike: ...

Corrin: And you guys thought I was a slut, lol.

*Corrine punches him through a wall*

Marth: But, doesn’t that make your home life... complicated?

Byleth: ... kind of?

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Claude: Alright everyone! Let’s spin the chore wheel and see who washes the dishes today.

Dimitri: Not it.

Edelgard: He hasn’t spun it yet you one-eyed buffoon.

Dimitri: SILENCE YOU WHITE-HAIRED HARLOT!

Claude: Umm, guys? Chore wheel?

*Byleth and Bealyn poke their heads in*

Byleth: Loves, is everything okay?

Dimitri, his arm now slung over Edelgard’s shoulder, aforced smile on his face: Yup, we’re getting along peachy here my dears.

Edelgard, an equally forced smile on her face: Yup, all good here darlings!

Claude: They nearly killed each other over who does the dishes.

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Byleth: White is for innocence. Cream is for appreciation. Green is for vitality. Yellow is for friendship. Orange is for enthusiasm. Salmon is for desire. Red is for romance. Peach is for gratitude. Pink is for sweetness. Lavender is for charm.

Bealyn (Female Byleth): Know your roses, everyone.

Dharkon: …

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Dharkon: SALMON IS FOR DESIRE *hurls a fish at Galeem*

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Eleven is a Man of Culture

Bealyn (Female Byleth): Everybody, I have a question!

Joker: What is it, Byleth?

Byleth: So, you know how there are three houses at Garreg Mach?

Joker: ...Uh... yeah?

Byleth: Well, we were wondering if you ever joined Garreg Mach, which house would you be in?

Bealyn: OK, everybody, tell us your choices.

Joker: I don't actually know.

Everybody except Eleven: *says something about either Black Eagles or Blue Lions*

Byleth: OK... nobody's said Golden Deer yet... Eleven! Which house would you be in?

Eleven: (He slowly looks up at Byleth with a smug as hell smirk, doing the sign of the golden deer whilst hanging upside down from the ceiling rafters)

Eleven: f e a r  t h e  d e e r

Claude: ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

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Bealyn (Female Byleth): I can explain!

Byleth (male Blyeth): You’re getting 5 gay supports while I only get 3!?

Corrin: 3?! I’ve only got 1!

Robin: You guys are getting gay supports?!

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Update on Eve?

Eve (Dark Samus): ...

Bealyn (female Byleth): ...

Eve: ...

Bealyn: ...

*They suddenly both nod at the same time and walk away smiling*

Robin: Wha- What just happened?

Zelda: My girlfriend just made a new friend.

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the fact that bealyn is byleth's female counterpart makes me wonder how the fuck people pronounce both names if they're supposed to sound similar

Well when they were little they looked and acted so similar that people kept confusing them for each other and they learned to respond to each other’s names. Jeralt was the only one who could consistently tell the difference.