Lets Grow!
A long while back I made around 50 pixels art "blattlers" of various Blaseball characters. These vary in quality as I improved and also might need to be clicked on if you are using desktop to see them with unblurred pixels. Many were commissions or requests but I no longer have the information of who they were for. They were posted to twitter but not to here so I am archiving them here now.
anyway today i was thinking about how. twice. beck whitney lost someone she had been lored to care very much about. and then basically as soon as possible left.
a collection of non beam uniforms ive developed over the years. and also the ones i uhhhh haven't. ft. whichever member of each team i thought of first
Beck Whitney shows up on xir doorstep with a bag over her shoulder, hair twisted into a bun at the base of her neck and broad sunglasses hiding her eyes. She isn’t frowning, but she’s not smiling, either. She pushes past Margo and into the apartment with a resigned and matter-of-fact air.
Her bag hits the floor by the couch like it intends to stay there, like she intends to stay here. Already, Margo can feel the pinprick needles of a headache behind xir eyes.
“So,” Beck says. She crosses her arms over her chest and does not meet Margo’s gaze. “This is it.”
(on healing, moving on, and getting a goddamn life.)
had a lot of fun this year, here are some of my submissions to zines ran by others (including a bonus one that did not get used for the where are they now which is v funny and you should go look at)
here's a link to the zines each are for:
Forecast Jazz Vol. 2 (x) featuring a collaboration with @pysics (also check out that cover!)
The Big Blaseball Activity Book (x)
Food and Fashion (x)
Make It Blaseball (x) done in collaboration with @thehallstara
All Players Have Been Released (x)
BECK WHITNEY: Sixth Fall Ball Georgia, and the first with a noteworthy amount of established lore, which led to a moment of rejoicing among Georgias fans. Was one of the best hitters in all of Blaseball beta, and remains a pretty dang good hitter in the Coronation Era, forming a solid offensive core on the Georgias with Lady Matsuyama, Juan Murphy, Khulan Kebede, Mckinney Vaughan, and Daisuke Witless. Faxed a baby back in Season β22.
LANCE SEROTONIN: Georgias player from Season β23 to Season β24. Never actually saw active play, but was the best pitching prospect in our Shadows, which is pretty sad when you look at his pitching stats. Still, we grew to like this guy pretty quickly, and were excited about his future on the team and the lore we could develop for him. Then Fall Ball happened and he hasn't been seen since.
also i was pulling out my old spreadsheets to look for those vault facts and heres another fucking insane one that i found in a DIFFERENT spreadsheet. I once made a spreadsheet cataloguing what players had the most stars (just pitching for rotation, just batting for lineup) by season, and found that across 24 seasons there were 17 different players in the top half star.
predictably enough, the crabs were 1) the ONLY team to have more than one player ranking in the top half star on their active roster at once: crabs (nagomi mcdaniel and axel trololol, s7 and 8). and 2) the team with players ranking in the top half star on their active roster for the most consecutive seasons: crabs (4 in a row, s6–9) (the most anyone else has is 2)
but what surprised me was this: the team that had the most seasons with a player ranking in the top half star on their roster, AND the team who had the most different players ranking in the top half star? THE FRIDAYS. we had 5 different seasons where a player on our roster ranked in the top half star on our roster (beating the crabs by 1), and we had THREE different players who ranked in the top half star at the time they were on our roster (york silk, nagomi mcdaniel, and beck whitney). which is insane because the most anyone else has is 2.
Ok… but I really REALLY have to wonder how the DOL LI’s would react to Master and Slave or servant roleplay (In a Dom and Sub sort of relationship dynamic) if PC were to somehow convince them lol. Who would prefer the master and slave role, and what would they have you do for them? Or what would they be willing to do for PC? It could even be something as vanilla as demanding a foot massage lol (I’m thinking P!Sydney would be ok with that). I’m sure Whitney would want to humiliate PC as much as possible mmm…
Whitney needs no convincing, you as his personal slave? Of course he's gonna say yes. He is gonna be the master every time unless you really convince him to let you be master every once in a while. You are at his beck and call, doing whatever he wants. He doesn't care if it's too humiliating, you're doing it.
Kylar needs some explaining since they're inexperienced and this is more than just dom/sub. Once they understand everything, he is more than happy to go along with it. Doesn't care which one he is, prefers to be master but he also loves being your slave. He mostly just wants to try what ever weird thing he saw in a porno or hentai.
Robin is unsure. This is a bit much for them, the most they've done is normal roleplay. It takes some convincing and pressuring but they eventually agree. They're too scared to make you do anything crazy so it's mostly vanilla stuff.
C!Sydney is more than happy to be your master, also enjoys being your slave but he prefers to always be the master. They are manipulative and take to this role very well, making you do anything and everything.
Alex is unsure, but easily decides he wants to be your master or slave. They take to both very well and can be a bit forcefully as a master.
Avery will only be a master, they refuse to be anything else. Mostly uses you as a servant with the occasional sexual act.
Eden gives you a look but agrees. They will only ever be master. Actually has a lot of fun with it since he did do this to you when he first took you.