#Biquette!!!

[teathattast]

Biquette the Grindcore Punk Goat 🐐

[wordbinge]

[abandonambition]

Who drew these Capricorns? It's me! I did it. S...Sorry.

HI TUMBLAR. I'm Dana. I draw animals and mythical creatures (mostly capricorns and dragons). I like to reflect on lesser-known or dark aspects of nature, feelings of distress and despair, or creating designs that just look cool for the sake of looking cool. I have a sort of positive nihilist outlook on life, in that I'm rather upset with the general state of things but I still feel compelled to find or create beauty and interest anyway, even if my darker feelings sometimes come out through my work.

"Abandon Ambition" is both grimly serious and darkly humorous. I was raised in both a household and country that emphasized setting lofty goals of acquiring high earnings and impressive assets, but the timing of my pursuit of these things has laughably aligned with global financial crises, global pandemics and lockdowns, and now global heatwaves and global conflicts. Abandon ambition, and instead embrace what you want to say and do and create and build now; Tomorrow is not yours, and your goals may not be waiting for you there.

Be responsible, and be kind. But hope and wait for nothing.

So uh, yeah, I draw a lot of stuff and explore a lot of things that I think I've been holding back on for years for one reason or another. I want to draw dark goats, glowing bats, tempest capricorns, skinny dragons, snarling wolves. So here they are.

Check out what I made!

A lot of my designs find themselves on fun and/or practical merch! I like to create things that are high quality and have a long shelf life: I don't want to make something thinking it'll go in a landfill in a year, I want you wearing and enjoying my work for a very long time.

Here's a hat that glows in the dark!

Wow! Here's another hat that doesn't glow in the dark, but still looks really nice.

Pretty! If keeping your skull cozy isn't your thing, I've printed my art on fabric, too. I like this idea because if you move house a lot and/or can't afford custom frames, art printed on fabric can be displayed anywhere, and folds up nicely when packing up for your next move, without any breaking glass or anything.

A big part of my thinking when I'm designing products is also what do I myself use in my day-to-day life, and lately I've been desperately trying to cut my phone addiction by going back to pen-and-paper planners and books and things instead of using screens. And to keep track of where I am in my planners and books, I've made bookmarks!

I had so much fun designing these. You have something enjoyable to look at on both sides of the page it's clipped on. How fun is that?

Okay lastly, I make a TON of stickers. A lot of my designs translate really well into small, self-contained things like stickers, and I only ever print vinyl stickers, so they live a long time on your laptop or phone case or wherever you wanna put them.

So that's a small collection of the things I've done and made. Do you like them? I hope you like them. I liked designing them.

A COOOUPON JUST FOR YOUUUU

If you'd like one o' these things for yourself, you're in luck!

You, lucky Tumblar user, can visit my shop and take 20% off with code TUMBLR20. This coupon expires 1st April 2024 (or does it...? That's April Fools' Day after all... Okay yeah it does actually expire then. Sorry).

Oh, commissions?

Hey! Sometimes people like my art style and want a custom commission. That's great, and I'm so glad you're interested!

If you'd like a custom ink mailed to you on a postcard that also features my art on the back (so it's like... you get two pieces of art on one postcard), these are exclusive to my Patreon right here. I have limited slots per every month, so check back often in case I'm sold out.

I also offer what I call "instant order" commissions via my Ko-Fi. You pick out one of the offerings I have, send me your ref sheet, pay, and I just...get it done. It's as close to instant as commissions can get.

Besides those, I also do more bespoke work, so you can send me a message to discuss your idea and we'll work something out. :corporatethumbsupemoji:

Honestly? Thanks!

The internet has become a pretty weird and honestly rather hostile place. I'm a solo act that's as indie as they get. So, it really does mean a lot to me when your eyeballs land on my stuff and you click that little heart or reblog icon, or even better when you add it to your cart and click check out. Your eyeballs land on thousands of stuff every day, so the fact that my stuff brought you joy or interest or something deep that you resonated with means a lot to me. I think in a sense it makes me feel like my brush strokes are going somewhere far beyond whatever canvas I've otherwise confined them to.

This is a pinned post to share who I am and help me get some coins to fund my life and art projects, but yeah you can reblog it and share it around planet earth, I don't mind. It's nice.

So yeah, that's me! Feel free to comment if you have questions or want to know whatever else, I'll uh... reply and like answer them and stuff.

[steviesbicrisis]

Corroded coffin AU

Eddie promised himself he would moderate a little more his weed consumptions. Not quit, obviously, just avoid waking up and not remembering what he did the day before.

So, when he ends up in front of a goat, during one of their after parties, he knows he did some calculations wrong.

He pulls away the joint from his lips, just staring at the goat. Who seems to be staring back. What the fuck.

He frowns, glancing between his half-joint and the goat.

Gareth appears on his side «dude, what the fuck did you put in this?» Eddie gestures at the blunt between his fingers «I’m seeing weird shit!»

«whatever you’re hallucinating about, dude, can’t be weirder than this fucking goat»

«you see it too???» Eddie yells in Gareth’s ear, causing him to jump back.

«Jesus Fucking Christ, Munson! I need functioning ears to play!»

«How can I not yell? There’s a fucking goat at our after party!» he’s gesturing to the animal who, surprisingly, looked completely unfazed by the noise around them.

They start arguing about their dealer, then about the importance of pet care and somehow they end up discussing the constitutional rights of farm animals when two familiar teens awkwardly approach them.

«Oh, now I seriously hope I’m hallucinating because you two hellspawns shouldn’t be here! Where’s your mother?» Eddie shrieks. He knows that he will be blamed both for the goat and Dustin and Lucas' presence at their adults-only party.

«Uhm we haven’t seen him but we were just about to leave!! right, Dustin?»

«Oh yes, we wouldn’t want to impose on anyone here! We’re just taking Biquette back and-» Dustin grabs the rope tied around the goat’s neck and leans back, Eddie jumps both on his and Lucas’ shoulders, giving them no chance to escape.

«This thing is yours? Where did you get it? And why is it here» he’s using what Steve has many times defined as “parenting voice”, which seems to be working well, based on the scared looks on both boys’ faces.

«W-well, that’s not important! We’re taking him back, let’s go Biquette!» Dustin pulls at the rope, but the goat- Biquette- shows no intention of following him.

The goat seems content where it is for some reason.

«What even is a Biquette?» Eddie wonders, out loud.

«It’s a goat!» Robin appears behind Eddie and leans on his shoulder, smirking.

He jumps «what the fuck is going on today with you people appearing out of nowhere? Also, I can tell it’s a goat!»

«Dude, I walked like a normal person. You’re just high» she deadpans «and, for your information, ‘Biquette’ is goat in French. I personally suggested that name.»

«it’s called Goat the Goat?»

«Precisely.»

Eddie wants to laugh. It’s fucking ridiculous, he’s high, he’s celebrating one of the best concerts his band has ever done and the kids adopted a goat and called it Goat.

«I don’t know if Steve will be more pissed about you two being here or Baguette the Goat» Eddie wonders, bringing his half-joint to his lips once again. The situation is ridiculous enough, smoking a little more won’t change much, he tells himself.

«It’s Biquette!» Dustin, Lucas, and Robin correct him.

«Look, we just lost her after the concert and split so we could find him fast and bring her back home. But now that Biquette is safe with us we can go. Steve doesn’t need to know! Pleaseee» Dustin is using his puppy eyes on Eddie and he hates him because it is working.

«I can’t not tell him, He will find out and he would blame it all on me!»

«Eddie you can’t! Steve would make us bring back Biquette and if we do, they will kill her»

«who would kill her? What are you talking about?» He doesn’t even care about the goat, he wants to avoid making Steve mad.

Dustin and Lucas begin an intricate and very detailed description of their adventure they had before going to their concert, Eddie is kind of lost and Dustin is using too many words but he catches “not producing milk anymore” and “abattoir”. They’re describing the hardships of pushing a goat out of a small fence hole when he spots Jeff and Grant walking toward the exit with Will and Mike.

«Are you kidding me- hey! You little shits, come here!» the teens' eyes wide comically and they would've probably run off if it weren't for his bandmates.

«We were just kicking them out, they made up this ridiculous story about a goat just to stay here» Jeff informs him.

«Yeah, and we don't want to make Steve mad» Grant adds, shaking his head in fear.

Eddie wonders when his boyfriend got comfortable enough with his bandmates that he has no problem scolding them. He will never tell Steve but he actually loves it. Makes him all mushy inside and all that disgusting lovely dovely shit he feels since they got together.

He realizes he must be blocking the view of the goat and moves to the side.

«Biquette!» Will exclaims, relieved, as Grant says «the goat is real?»

Eddie can feel a very strong headache coming.

«Listen. I don't care about the tearful story of saggy old Goat the goat's rescuing, you four and not supposed to be here, that thing» he points dramatically at Biquette «definitely isn't supposed to be here and tonight I did one of my best performances yet so I deserve to get wasted, have some nice post-show sex» the four teens make disgusted noises and faces, Robin shakes turns away saying "too much info, dude!" but Eddie ignores them «and definitely not deal with this circus. So take this thing back where you stole it from and do it fast, before Steve finds out!»

«It might be too late for that. Also, bold of you to assume you'll be getting any post-show sex today.»

Eddie winces, shoulders down, and slowly turns around. Steve is behind him -seriously, what is it with everyone sneaking behind him tonight?- hands on his hips and grave look with Max and El right behind him, snickering.

«Oh, hi love! aren't you a sight for the eyes?»

«Flattery works on you Munson, not me. I'm taking the little shits home and then getting rid of that» he gestures at Biquette «because I can't have one fucking night of fun in my life, then we’ll talk about you going behind my back»

The teens erupt in protests, all of them giving their personal reason as to why they have to keep the goat "she's so cute" "they will kill her!" "we're family now!" and "the fence hole was too small, no way she can fit back there!".

Steve completely ignores them and takes the rope off of Dustin's hand, pulling towards the exit. Biquette pulls back, having no intention of leaving.

«What the fuck is wrong with this thing now? I thought the music was torturing it.»

«Actually, I think Biquette loves metal» Will points out.

«No fucking way dude» Gareth shakes his head, incredulous.

«No, Will might be right! She basically ran towards the stage before, remember?»

«Oh shit, she even ran into the party, it must’ve been because of the music!»

While they argue amongst themselves, Eddie has eyes only for Biquette. Suddenly, the goat doesn’t seem that old and saggy like before, she’s almost cute with that twitching eye and the knotted fur. Yeah the smell isn’t the best, but nothing a nice bath can’t fix, right?

«We’re keeping her» he doesn’t raise his voice, but somehow they all hear him and stop talking, looking surprised.

Steve is the one breaking the silence «no we’re not, no fucking way»

«Steve, sweetie, pleaseee» Eddie wraps his arms around Steve’s neck, pulling the cutest face he can master «it’s a goat who loves metal! How can I let her go? She will be brutally murdered! She loves my music Stevie.»

«We can just give her to a farm and let her live the rest of her days in peace! There’s no need to adopt something else.»

«there’s absolute need!! Right guys?» he turns to his band mates, who don’t look very happy to be put in the spot.

«I mean, having a Metal Goat would be fucking cool but, Steve us to be okay with it» Grant admits and Jeff and Gareth nod along.

«Wait, what? Aren't I the leader of this band?»

«Yes, and Steve is the boss of you» Gareth deadpans, making everyone -but Eddie- laugh.

He has still his arms around Steve’s neck «Pretty pleaseee, Stevie, love of my life, Apple of my eye, pretty b-»

«Oh my God, pleas stop! We can’t Eddie!» he’s exasperated which means, Eddie realizes with a grin, he’s very close at giving up.

«I promise I will feed her, clean after her and brush her!» he adds for good measure.

He stares at Steve with a small pout until Steve sighs «okay, okay, Jesus Christ, the fucking goat will stay.»

The teens erupt in loud cheers, Lucas even hugs the goat, regretting it immediately because of the smell.

Eddie is leaving kisses all over Steve’s face, giggling.

«Yeah okay, I get it!» Steve is smiling as well «But you have to take care of her, otherwise we bring her back.»

«Of course, I will I promise!I will feed her everyday, wash her and give her a metal make over!» the last part is accompanied by cheers from the rest of the band.

«No metal makeover please, poor thing. Ugh, I cannot believe you’re adopting a goat just because she likes your music!»

«You mean, we’re adopting! I accepted the custody of six kids for you! You can accept our little Biquette here.»

Even tho his plan succeeded, Eddie keeps his arms where they rest around Steve’s neck, and Steve pulls him close placing an arm around his middle.

«Just because I accepted this crazy idea, it doesn’t mean you’re getting any action tonight, Munson.»

«actually, I just managed to convince you adopt a goat, I’d say the chances of me making you change your mind about my well deserved post-show sex are pretty high.»

Their friends make gag noises and complains, Eddie even hears Max say “c’mon Biquette, your innocent eyes cannot see this thing”.

Eddie flips them off and grossly makes out with Steve, just to annoy their friends. And because he’s still high.

What a fucking night.

.

.

.

.

Small note: thank you for this prompt, I had so much fun writing about it! I’m still laughing my ass off at the idea of a Metal Goat. Life is weird.

[jhesite]

[brujerizzzmo]

biquette the goat

[cecileappert]

[sonofshermy]

Wormrot show in Mauriac, France with Biquette the goat front and centre

[bdslab]

[nanaqui]

Théodora "Bapi" Biquette was put down this morning. She was with us for a little over three years & spent her well-earned retirement breaking & entering, stealing our pillows & eating whatever she could find on the kitchen table <3 here are a few pictures of her & some artwork she inspired.

[photographe-a-roulettes]

Chèvre naine - Elle est originaire du Cameroun, et a été importée en Europe et aux Etats-Unis. Autrefois élevée pour sa viande ou son lait, elle a aujourd'hui trouvé sa place dans les foyers.

Lieu : Zoo d'Amiens Métropole et Bio-Topia Dunkerque

[yuritestikov]

[jaleleddinebenghozzia-art]

"Petite biquette" Pencil drawing by JalelEdine Art.

#art #dailyart #artwork #jaleledineart #pencildrawing #drawing #goat

[jhesite]

[songedunmatindhiver-iii]

[blue-ancolia]

Many of you are apparently interested in my mini Goat retexture, so here it is ! ☺ It's definitely not perfect but it works and it looks more realistic. Download my petite biquette here ❀

. feel free to improve and/or modify my texture . please do not claim as your own . have fun !  :D . If you have any questions about Installation Steps or if you can’t find my pets in your game, please check out my FAQ. If you’d like to support me you can buy me a croissant on Paypal (thank you ♥)