No, sir. Definitely not.
(Quote Source: Parks and rec)
p.7 of my silly OFMD fanarts 🏴☠️💕
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Okay we've had the Rocky Port Incident mentioned AT LEAST THREE TIMES in the actual series and even mentioned in Film Red?
We need some intel on what the hell actually happened here ASAP!
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Lucius: Nice top, Blackbeard.
Stede: Thank you!
Ed: Wait... what?
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Okay so I obviously finished it too quickly for my own good, but more importantly: can we talk about the soundtrack for this show?!
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“What’s your whole name?”
“Edward Teach. What’s yours?”
“Joshua Allamby-Bonnet.”
“That’s a long name. Can you spell it all?”
“Yep, but my letters go the wrong way round sometimes.”
“Fair enough.”
“I’m five.”
“So’ve heard.”
“How old are you?”
“Forty-six.”
Joshie’s eyes widen at the sheer scale of it. “What are you?”
Before Ed can have a mental breakdown over this philosophical interrogation, Stede leans in and mutters, “He means what’s your job.”
“Oh. Uh, I…” He looks at Stede hesitantly, who nods. “I’m a bartender. It means I pour people drinks and stuff.”
“Like in pubs?”
“Yeah, pretty much.”
“Is that grown-up drinks?”
“Mostly.”
Joshie twists his lips. “You should be a pirate instead.”
“You know what, you’re not the first person to suggest that.”
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Oh but now I'm obsessed with THEM 😩😩😩
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new niche just dropped
edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible
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