#Bruce “I'm a man but I should be able to get pregnant” Wayne
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Bruce: I love when people say "aw you look like your ward". Obviously, I look like my ward, that's my son. There was no adoption process here, I birthed him. We have the same DNA, they took my bone marrow, or whatever. He's 100% me. I went into labor.
#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#dc comics#my ramblings#the both of them because they both look lile him in canon#btw this is the real reason Dick was adopted so late DC told me themselves#Dick: “Why have you not adopt me yet?” Bruce: “Why would I adopt you? I birthed you!” Dick: “???”#Bruce to anyone who will listen: “I wished I gave birth to my kids”#Bruce “I'm a man but I should be able to get pregnant” Wayne#ok I'll stop with my bs now#incorrect quotes
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