Mitsuboshi Colors incorrect quotes I had found from a incorrect quotes generator since I started binge watching the anime yesterday and now I have Mitsuboshi Colors brainrot
(she's talking about poop)
Sat-chan: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Kotoha:
Yui:
Saori:
Everyone Else At Sat-chan's Surprise Birthday Party:
Saori: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Yui: Darn it, Sat-chan!
Sat-chan: What?! It wasn't me!
Yui: Sorry, force of habit. Darn it, Koto-chan!
Kotoha: Not me either.
Yui: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Saito: *whistles*
Subaru: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Sat-chan: Put spaghetti in it.
Subaru: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Kotoha: Put spaghetti in it.
Subaru: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Yui: Put spaghetti in it!
Subaru: I'm no longer taking suggestions
Kotoha: *Gently taps table*
Saito: What are they doing?
Pops: Morse code.
Sat-chan: *Taps back*
Sat-chan: *Aggressively taps table*
Kotoha: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Saito: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Sat-chan: Nope, absolutely not.
Kotoha: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Yui: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Sat-chan: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Kotoha: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Yui, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Kotoha: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you girls anything to drink?
Yui: Orange soda, please!
Sat-chan: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Kotoha: Me too, strawberry soda.
Yui:
Yui: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Kotoha: You're a hazard to society
Sat-chan: And a coward. DO TWENTY
Kotoha: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Yui: Koto-chan no!
Sat-chan: Mistlefoe.
Yui: Please stop encouraging her!
Kotoha: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Yui: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Kotoha: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Sat-chan: edible
Yui: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Kotoha: Rude.
Sat-chan: That's fair.
Momoka: Not again.
Nonoka: Are you going to want this back?
Store Worker: Would a Ms. Akamatsu please come to the front desk?
Yui, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Kotoha and Sat-chan
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Kotoha and Sat-chan, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Yui: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Yui: You kidnapped Saito? That's illegal!
Sat-chan: But Yui, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Saito, or him destroying The Colors for good?!
Yui: Kidnapping Saito, Sat-chan!!!
Kotoha: Yui-chan, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- We always are counting on you to inspire us as our leader!
Yui: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Sat-chan: To work together!
Yui: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Kotoha: Yui-chan, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Momoka: Why are Yui, Sat-chan, and Kotoha sitting with their backs to each other?
Nonoka: They had a fight.
Momoka: Then why are they holding hands?
Nonoka: They get sad when they fight.
Yui: *holding a bottle* Is this fruit punch or perfume?
Sat-chan: *chugs entire bottle*
Sat-chan: It's perfume.
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