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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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cistranny · 10 months

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I wanna do something nice.. say something you appreciate about the person you reblogged this from!! even if it's smth as small as their profile photo :)

#I'll say smth nice abt myself 2. hmmm... I appreciate how I don't like strangers and cowards control my life and actions #nice things #smth positive???? for a change??? if no one rbs this I will be vaguely embarrassed but

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leavemebetosleep · 8 days

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Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:

Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.

#fluttershy #discord #fluttercord #mlp #my little pony #friendship is magic #strangeart #I see so many people “say” they like t4t fluttercord but they never follow it to it's logical conclusion with fankids #but I for one am not a coward #minx

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bixels · 2 months

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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

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frodo-a-gogo · 2 months

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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

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citnamora · 3 months

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"Friends don't __!" Actually they do you're just a coward

#hot aro shit #aromantic #amatonormativity #and by coward I mean you're too scared to let go of what you think a relationship does and does not entail #if you say this you are part of the problem <3 (disrespectfully)#in reality you can do whatever the fuck you want with your friends as long as y'all are cool with it

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eskildit · 11 months

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at this point its my headcanon that camilla was having a whole vigilante justice arc while on new rho and nona just didnt know about it. like she definitely killed that neighbor that was abusing his wife and i do not think she stopped there. <3

#look i love my female rage content what can i say #a conversation I imagined occurred:#camilla: okay so a significant number of people think that nona and I are sex workers and you are our pimp #pyrrha: yes camilla its not that big a deal-#camilla: no no thats not my issue #camilla: and theres also a significant number of people think nona is fourteen at the oldest #and presumably theres an overlap of those two groups #pyrrha: yes presumably #camilla: and youre still walking around alive? cowards all of them.#the locked tomb #camilla hect #nona the ninth #eskildit posts tlt #ok to rb #EDIT: i misremembered the line it never actually specifies the gender of the neighbor's partner so not necessarily a wife

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mokagachas · 2 months

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you guys enable me too much

#moka doodles #ive got some more but ( looks away ) ( look away )#i just get very flustered bc im a coward but when im braver. shakes my fist #suggestive #ill say for claritys sake the characters are oberon and gudako from fgo #but a lot of ppl have been interpreting my past doodles of oberon as a tgirl & who am i to deny the people she can be a tgirl if u want ^_^

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thebirdandhersong · 10 months

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she's a 10 but she secretly wants repentance and redemption arcs for all the villains

#this is me rooting for rumplestiltskin to turn around and not be evil #hey at least in 1x19 he is able to SAY now that he's been a coward! he can admit to it! that's a step!#i don't know if that's delusional of me to think so but i certainly have HOPES for him and also for regina #songbird watches ouat

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wizardsimper · 4 months

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I love Terry Pratchett and the Discworld series because fat and ugly women are allowed to be loved for their features rather than in spite of them which is just so refreshing for once

#like i remember reading guards guards for the first time #and reading how sybil is described the first time we meet her #and then sam being like #“yeah i like that”#like i dont think ive seen something like that explicitly stated in other media before #usually the love interest will see the fat ugly woman and say something like #“beauty comes from within”#or something along those lines #theyre all cowards #gnu terry pratchett #Discworld #terry pratchett

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broken-risk-assessment-module · 5 months

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I had ScoutDrone3 up on the ceiling of the compartment, and it watched Ratthi glance back at me. I don’t know what he saw; my face felt normal. But Ratthi has watched me work on a lot of stuff, and I guess there was something about me that told him I was busy.

[Image ID: A 5-panel comic of a scene from System Collapse. In panel one, Tarik and Ratthi are sitting next to each other at the front of a shuttle, with Murderbot visible behind them. Tarik is pointing a thumb over his shoulder and saying "Does SecUnit wanna weigh in on this?". Panel two is framed from behind them, with both of them turned around in their chairs. Panel three shows Murderbot, sitting and staring intensely at the floor. Panel 4 is back on Ratthi and Tarik, with Tarik looking slightly confused. In Panel 5 Ratthi looks at him and says "It's working on something right now." /end ID]

#theres a version of this comic where murderbot has a really >>:I expression #but it says its face felt normal so i had to reel myself in #im a coward i know #anyway i love this interaction #ratthi being able to tell mb is doing Busy Feed Things just by looking at it #to be loved is to be known guys amen #murderbot #the murderbot diaries #murderbot fanart #system collapse #system collapse spoilers #stuff i made

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punkeropercyjackson · 14 days

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Jason Todd.Also Megumi Fushiguro.Also Percy Jackson but by P*rcicos and gods fuckers specifically.Also Todoroki Shouto.Also Sasuke Uchiha.Also Ichigo Kurosaki.Also Hobie Brown.Also Marshall Lee Abadeer.Also Prince Zuko.Also Nicholas D. Wolfwood-Y'know you guys get it

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black-and-yellow · 8 days

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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic #can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since #he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though #bnha #mha #shouta aizawa #hizashi yamada #present mic #bnha comic #not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides #always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat #Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow #But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit #But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward #It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?

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kwillow · 1 year

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Old Wounds

So excited to finally post this comic collab between @chocodile and I! She did the initial thumbnails and colors and provided the evil wizard rabbit, and I did the script, sketch and lines and provided the pathetic prettyboy unicorn.

Old Wounds is a look into the alliance between Duke Hyden and Lord de Luxe, an alliance that winds up being a mere ploy for Hyden’s experimentation with unicorn blood and leaves Ambroys feeling rather drained (and often unconscious on Hyden’s floor). It takes place towards the end of their “friendship”, after there’s some serious bad blood between the two - bad blood that sustains a centuries-long grudge.

(Well - I say “bad blood,” but Hyden seems to think the blood is juuuust fine.)

#sorry if you saw me upload and delete and re-upload this - tumblr wouldn't let me post this unless I #specifically made page 7 smaller than the other pages. I don't know why.#this is such a functional website #chocodile says ambroys is a poor little meow meow in this #a poor little neigh neigh if you will #but I promise outside of this circumstance he's a horrible awful git with barely restrained rage issues #and there's a reason he has to work with hyden of all people #it's just that he's a coward #and Hyden is the Alpha Villain around these parts #ANYWAYS... hope this post works this time and I hope you guys like it! we worked very hard on this! :'D #comics #ambroys #amaranthine #my draws #furry

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captainhysunstuff · 7 days

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