stopped eating sugar and processed foods on a whim last week to test my abilities and now I can't eat anything because it's ALL too sweet
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when i was 4 i used to tell everyone that would listen that the haribo kid was my brother that had died in the womb and that we shared intense pre-birth memories
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next we have candy. they are inspired by the song kill for candy, which i personally interpret to be about addiction and a want for drugs. they've had a lot go wrong in their life, which led them to addiction and pretty much being willing to take anything they can. why? it distracts them. it distracts them from the way their life has fallen apart around them and gives them a brief high of happiness to cope. you can find pills in their pockets, a smoke in one hand, and a drink in the other. they spend their days in the dreambar, wasting their life away.
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i, in all honesty, am no longer interested in getting into popular media for queer rep or for finding people attractive. i just want there to be a polite young man for me to get attached to in a vaguely avuncular way. i want to be impressed by the feats of a very strong little boy
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katrina will absolutely bring back a bunch of the special ha.ribo flavors that they only sell in germany for her friends
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dskfdgh lmao instagram showed me an ad for this one finnish candy selling website and I decided to browse it a bit cos they got bunch of like unusual candy you used to be able to buy from small kiosk and such when those still were a thing back in the day and you don't see them in regular stores and so on.
So I'm just browsing, scrolling through various candies when suddenly bam! Dick shaped candy. Boob candy. Candy shaped like people fucking. "Sexy" candy underwear.
So um yeah they also sell like sex themed novelty candies, but it's just kinda funny that those popped up when I was browsing like just regular candy categories :,D
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everybody watch candy jar it’s soo fun. just a nice little movie… only 90 minutes long… SUCH a movie that makes you go omg merlin and arthur bbc merlin could do this… down to the red and blue symbolism… which btw was because she wanted to go to harvard and he wanted to go to yale and neither got into their dream schools but in the end they both got into each other’s schools and switched hats and it was really cute and beautiful… and also the thesis of the movie is that the only thing that really matters at the end of everything is love and compassion for other people <3
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@screamingbloodymurder tagged me 🥰 thank you!!!!
lockscreen, last song listened to, and last pic taken
i tag @blaze-it-in-the-northern-sky, @a-steed-named-golgotha, @vampmcr, @respectfully, @dearpercocet, @surfindead (no hard feelings if you don’t wanna do it tho 💖)
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Concept: the (baby) Rogues trick or treating at Rathaway Manor
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