#Cartel

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met a golden retriever that was a cartel leader on the 5000th level of a bad mobile game.

[descreverte]

Se a pessoa estiver destinada a você, independente de tudo, vocês irão se encontrar. Mesmo que precisem se reconhecer mil vezes.

Lembre-se de nós

[neimlise]

Rudy: *Sneezes*

(Y/n): Bless you

Rudy: *Sneezes again*

(Y/n): Bless you. Is it allergies? I'll get you something to make you feel better.

*Meanwhile, somewhere*

Alejandro: *Sneezes*

Valeria: Bless you.

Alejandro: *Sneezes again*

Valeria: I already blessed you, you can shut up now.

[dorianbipolar]

Sei que se passaram dias, mas com sensação térmica de que foram anos

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the hacker group anonymous tried to hack a Mexican cartel and had to back down after the cartel hired counter hackers to hunt them down (x)

[viejospellejos]

Intenta arrancar un cartel de Trump pero estaba electrificado:

[lascitasdelashoras]

The godfather, 1972

[eljefa]

[welele]

Pues anotado queda, Paco.

[special-grade-fujioshi]

The wheels of justice turn once again in my favour

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My classmates and I were escaping from a drug cartel chasing us on a bridge in their black car, but we got under the bridge and they drove past us. My friend was playing golf the entire chase.

[neovallense]

[neimlise]

Valeria: *Gently taps table*

Alejandro: *Taps back*

(Y/n): What are they doing?

Rudy: Morse code.

Valeria: *Aggressively taps table*

Alejandro: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[dorianbipolar]

Você era mais legal na minha cabeça

[gr1mmweeper]

[viejospellejos]

Las farmacias en Europa son otro rollo: