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ura-niia · 4 months
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Can't sleep bc papa and auntie are still doing karaoke let's try to make a jazz au narinder design chat
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LoV turned into pets and class 1A adopts them
1. It all started because Tomura was rude to a witch online. (Yes, the magical kind of witch. Even though this is a canon-adjacent quirks AU.) The witch cursed his entire family to turn into animals. Tomura thinks of the League of Villains as family, so...
2. Class 1-A is sent on a community service assignment at a local shelter, where they encounter adorable and grumpy animals they simply fall in love with at first sight and have to take home.
3. Tomura is an cute corgi who gets adopted by Izuku. Actually Tomura becomes astonishingly chill after turning into a dog and decides he likes lazing around all day. He has no interest in ever turning back into a human.
4. Toga turns into a yellow canary. She immediately starts following Izuku around after he arrives at the shelter and trying to peck him. But she gets adopted by Ochaco, who always wanted a bird. Toga continues to glomp Izuku at every chance, which Ochaco misinterprets as her pet trying to help her out with her crush.
5. Dabi is a gray-brown cat who gets adopted by Shouto. (Shouto believes he has a pet raccoon because of the markings under his eyes.) It was love at first sight for Shouto because he saw Dabi urinating on an Endeavor poster. Dabi tries to dislike Shouto but his fire side is just so comfortable. Shouto names him Phoenix because of his love of heat.
6. Spinner turns into a gecko lizard (of course) and gets taken home by Fumikage. Spinner is slightly terrified of birds in this form but Fumikage loves lizards.
7. Twice is a nervous chinchilla who got adopted by Kaminari and named "Pikachu." However, Bakugo ends up taking over primary duties caring and feeding for the chinchilla. Bakugo pretends to complain about it and cooks him gourmet meals.
8. Kurogiri turned into a black cat who got immediately snagged by Aizawa. Yamada and Midnight also dote on him. Sushi acts like he met an old friend.
9. Mr. Compress transformed into a magpie and latched onto Momo because she is always wearing shiny jewelry. He steals items from all over her house, and she thinks that it's adorable.
10. Magne turned into an energetic German shepherd and got adopted by Mina, who has plenty of energy for a big dog.
11. Gigantomachia got turned into a tiger. Hitoshi adopted him and brainwashed everyone into thinking that he's just a large cat.
12. Nezu is not happy to have so many cats in his school. Through his information sources, Nezu also realized what happened to the LOV so he's forced to tolerate them in order to keep them under his supervision.
12. Mineta is allergic to cats.
13. Shouto comes up with a conspiracy theory that these animals, who seem unusually intelligent, are actually manifestations of the ghosts living in Izuku's quirk. He thinks that Tomura is Yoichi and Dabi is En.
14. Unfortunately for AFO, Tomura thinks of him like family. So he got transformed into the world's ugliest hairless blind cat with a scarred face. Even more unfortunately for AFO, All Might takes one look at the most pathetic and unadoptable animal in the shelter, and his hero instincts activate. All Might adopts Cat for One and names him Nana. (Shouto convinced All Might to use the name even though All Might does not seriously believe his conspiracy theory.) No matter how AFO tries to attack and claw him, All Might only thinks that he needs more love and affection.
15. The witch's curse wears off if the villains sincerely reform. Which means that there is hope for the rest of the league, but All for One is going to be stuck as a cat forever.
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conelluwrites · 1 year
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stalker, watcher, psychopath
Ryomen Sukuna x GN! Reader
Kinktober Masterlist
Kinktober Playlist
Song: Maniac by Conan Gray
Continuation of this
There’s no shame between you two and he prefers to keep it that way- open, honest, and without care of what others might think because it’s solely you and him. 
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Warnings: piss swallowing, dub-con elements
“Are you ready to be used again?” Sukuna’s voice infiltrates absolutely all of your body, “I know you want me to.”  You don’t have to question what he wants to use you as, his nasty smirk and attitude gives everything away.  It’s far from the first time, of course, otherwise you would be taken by surprise as he grasps his cock again in anticipation. “Well…?”
You grimace, despite the fact that you enjoy his piss on the rare occasion that he blesses you with it, it’s still not the most appealing thing after giving him head.  Of all the deviant acts that you two have participated in, pissplay is still the one you two explored the least.  “Use me as a urinal.”
“And…?”
“... Cover my face with your urine.”
“Oh my, are you sure?” His voice is a tad louder than a whisper, his smirk never once leaving his face. “It does sound perfect for you, but tell me what exactly you’ll do.”
“Please, I want it so bad.  I-I want it all over my face, I wanna stick my tongue out for you as you release your bladder for me.  I want to be marked by you.”
He scoffs, but pushes you backwards on the ground.  You fall back with an ‘oof’ and start to say something but your voice escapes you as he crawls to be on top of you.  His legs are on either side of your body, trapping your arms to your sides as he strokes himself again.  “Don’t worry, I’ll piss on you the way you want me to.  Now open your mouth.”
You waste little time, your mouth opening as if on its own accord.  Sukuna looks, to be fully honest, far too gorgeous from this angle especially for what he’s about to do.  Your tongue is out and looks so inviting that if he didn’t already abuse your mouth, he’d use it again.  He grins nearly wickedly, but his eyes look like he’s looking at a precious pet.  He softly chuckles and holds his cock in position and-
“Well…?  Do we just let that piss sit there in your mouth or do you swallow it?”  He asks, patting your head like a dumb dog.  “You know the answer, don’t you?”
You have to hold yourself back from flinching away from his stream as he intentionally misses your mouth for half a second, but then it hits your tongue and fills your mouth slowly.  There’s no shame between you two and he prefers to keep it that way- open, honest, and without care of what others might think because it’s solely you and him.  When he finishes, he pulls his hips back but he doesn’t get off of you, remaining kneeled over your body.  You wait patiently with his hot piss in your mouth, knowing that you have to wait for his instructions even if they’re going to be given in such a way that it makes you want to slap the smug smirk from his face.
You can feel the piss cooling down in your mouth, making you want to gag on the pale yellow liquid before you gulp.  It slips down your throat easily, when it’s all gone you let out a soft sigh and open your mouth to show him it’s fully gone.  You are so cute like this, he can’t help but reach out and softly caress your cheek in a way that feels almost kind.  “Are you not going to say thank you for my blessing?”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you.” You chant, rubbing your cheek against his hand like a cat.
“Thank you for what, my dear?  What do you thank me for allowing you to do?  Be specific for me, would you?”
“Thank you for pissing on my face, thank you for letting me hold your piss in my mouth, and thank you so much for letting me swallow it all.”
“Good - you know how good you are, don’t you?” Sukuna says, unable to stop himself from chuckling.
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The third of my DMC celestial pieces. This one I embroidered onto a scrap of my own hand-dyed linen, which originally was a very nice onion skin yellow. u n f o r t u n a t e l y the scraggly cat chose to urinate on it halfway through. Although the work was salvaged, the combination of urine and laundering faded the color.
I do not blame the scraggly cat. She only knows a few concepts and one of those is expressed in pee. Message received though, little buddy. Message received.
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callumleckie2017 · 4 months
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Hyper-Space - The Simulation of Servitude & the Architecture of the Mega-Machine
Or
'Human' & His Guide: The Jornery through the Nine Circuits of the Divine Fractal Zones know as: Hell.
(a continuous working draft).
Fractal realities issue out of pre-rendered holographic sockets - digital orifices spewing hyber-cyber frequencies that rapidly enmesh, our Human's flesh with hair-fine liquid like razor wire that cuts into our Human's anatomy followed by a sudden pull that starts a sucking vacuum with the strength of dozen sonic booms as he just comically disappears into what would almost amount to an eye of an needle - siphoned through a split atom sized hole (or so it seemed) within nought of nano second, sqeezing him out finally from the jelly-wet and npe doubled dilated hole - as an infinite explosion of malignant echo's cast ripples of neon rainbows that flood his pores with its atomic waste, skin peeling radiation the works.
Our Human's now in -- hyper speed - fast -- for-warding in some manically mind bending metamorphosis of matter, flesh - bone, from the bottom up to tip of his cranium - as ripping sound seems to reproduces his anatomy in a ultra smooth pale yellow plastic returning him to the manikin man he wasn't. His mouth now a perfect O, his eyes: two Obsidian black pearls sucked into place.
Our Human since sucked and spat out now stands rigid in the center of square cell - four walls, ceiling and floor, all glistening with mother of pearl, his toes then his entire feet start sprouting fine fissures of gold (enrooting) circuit lines slowly branching outwards across the floor in multiple channels which had rapidly root him to the spot (before he had even attempted to move a foot) until entire floor is a perfectly engrave in the finely threaded gold circuitry system.
Hyper--speed -- each four corners of the room fracture out in hyperbolic-geometrical-fractal fissures - suddenly shoot outwards in all directions until the entire four walls are engraved in a cybernetic virus. it's once golden circuitrty is now breaking out in a spontaneous blooming of some kind of sick binary bacteria fugue its glows phosphorus: cybernetic cancerous growths.
It starts circuitrty channels start issuing out from his toenails before inverting into our Human's legs up until his anatomy is entirely enmeshed -- then within a nano second and the all but last empty vacuums of space within cell are filled with via fractals of intricately arranged geometrical lines of fine liquid diamond razor wire bites into his flesh causing four seconds of indescribable pain until they pass through entirely finally -- suddenly his mouth piece begins issuing a semi-translucent klidoscopic light filling the last of any remaining space causing a pin prick black hole in the bottom corner of the cell which then in a nano dilutes suddenly sucking at him and the fractal room into its seemingly gaping black oblivion until he emerges breaking through a pink plasm film until he emerges screaming into what was once - Mexico now - Neo-XiKo, and the year - 2510 now a vast wastelands with clusters of chemical labs grinding mutanted strains of the rotting meat of native tribesmens rotting corpses mashed together with malign vines waiting to be processed in the gas chambers. Torture chambers. Chambers and more chambers.
Opium poppies with sigils carved into the pods (an attraction tactic to harvest Need Freaks far and wide) growing wild mutated overgrown covering old abandoned crack flats and cat houses. Pumped but limp seeping milk into thousand drip drops from their oversized pods that were rapidly lapped up by the Cat people before the milk hardened (sometimes in long urine-like slashes) up like dry wax, huge pale puddles of drying gum, the junkies wait once the beasts have had there fill. Dozens of Ayahuasca fill silos circle the chemical labs where raw opium is rendered into Hydo-Fent, cooking up even more potent opioids via chemical combinations - an infinity of numbers making mouculer geometry - atoms arranged into new chemical nightmares. Never ending nightmares.
Vast gigantic Fly Agaric mushrooms droop over the wastelands their vast red caps decomposing slowly in the sun causing the speckled white spots to melt and slide off the caps like some hallucinogenic cottage cheese.
Dozens of thin crucifixes sixty metres high tower into the sickly yellow sky swaying over the crack stalls and brick factories and torture cells, like macabre satellites of wood and meat, the crucified long since stopped screaming now puretrfied sacrificed nailed high corpses now only alive via the parasites that feast off them ... while they lay in wait for hosts of crow, vultures and so on. ...The very First of the Crucified nothing lives - baked to beautiful bleach pink encrusted husks, rendered that way from the radiating rays of the atomic eye, the pulsating blood orange that is the, Sun still rising (has it never) to claim itself as the only legitimate god of the Wasteland: Helios
Our Human walks already blistering naked reborn dead - and continues into the first Circuit, his guide known simply as the Other walks beside him, imitating his every move and gesture, our Human and its doppelganger guide now begin to finish the tame tour of this first of the nine Circuits...They slowly pass in pulsations through yet another field of Opuim poppies - forever in process of Harvest, by once tortured souls who continue to slice sigils into the oversized poppy pods to siphon its "Need" (an enegry of monumental parasitic importance in this realm) it issues out an essence of smoked delirium tinged with aniseed, it rapidly forms in a sepia spirit that's nano-siphoned off for eartly dimensions, enriching the rich milkly sap that draws drips and dries rapidly under the Sun, their black blades expertly gather the fattening opium gum...as both Human and his Other (or Guide) pass through these ghosts of semptic ozone essence, an eternity passes until both come to stop at wire fence that itself is covered in handmade small straw dolls with pins covering each and everyone, also - scarlet occult sigils seem scrawled across practically across all of them - those small dolls - all made of tightly wrapped fraying string as dry as bone. Licked red. The pins too ... red with rust. A galaxy of of them spetic pricks.
At last the wire gate eerily swang open, letting them pass through as it swings back into place behind him and his guide.
To be continued..
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icedteaandoldlace · 6 months
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Just had the worst litter box cleaning experience of my life, but by the grace of God and the wonderful scientists at Nature's Miracle, it didn't take as long as it could have. I wish I remembered what brand of litter that was, because I don't often leave product reviews, but it should be illegal to make a cat litter that bad. Had a thick layer of crystallized litter/urine caked onto the bottom of the litter box that WOULD NOT budge for anything and smelled to high heaven. I only bought it in the first place because I thought McGonagall was peeing outside of the litter box in protest of the new (and far superior) litter, so I'd started looking for a new go-to litter again (McGonagall just had a minor bacterial infection, and a week on antibiotics cleared it up straight away).
Thankfully I only bought one bad of the cursed stuff, because not only does it have BY FAR the worst clumping function I've ever seen, but it does basically nothing for odor control, and it's WHITE so the litter box looks extra gross when it's been used because you can see the yellow of the urine.
Even with the help of Nature's Miracle—the aptly named enzymatic foaming litter box cleaner that has made my life so much easier in many ways, and no one is paying me to say that—I still had to use the litter box scoop to scrape all that mess off the bottom. Usually all I have to do is wipe the box, MAYBE scrub just a little bit on really stubborn spots, but never have I ever had to clean a litter box like this before. It was also the first time I ever had to spray the box down again a second time after I'd already cleaned it out, because the residual smell still on it was just so foul.
A million stars to Nature's Miracle, and a big fat negative zero to whatever the hell that horrendous litter brand was. Negative zero isn't even a real number, THAT'S how bad it is.
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ask-a-vetblr · 2 years
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Hello. My male 4 yo cat has jaundice caused by Mycoplasma Haemofloris. We have been to a vet and found out that he has FIV and FeLV. I want to give him a chance at life but I don't want him to suffer if the chances are slim. Anyway, the question I have is about jaundice in cats. It looks terrifying and I cannot tell if it's getting better or worse. At what point is jaundice lethal? Do particular parts of the body become yellowed in late stage jaundice?
Hi, Sueanoi here,
Jaundice itself isn't a disease, rather it's a sign of a disease. Something is wrong to CAUSE jaundice. Basically Jaundice just means "the body becomes yellow".
Depending on what causes it, the cat may succumb to that reason rather than the jaundice itself. For example, a hemolysis (breaking down of red blood cells) that is caused by an infection of Mycoplasma (or other causes, even) , will cause 1. anemia and 2. jaundice (because the inside of the red blood cells are spilled into the blood stream, and it's yellow). The cat MAY succumb to ANEMIA, but not from the yellowing of the body. So in this case we wanna tackle the infection AND the anemia that comes from the infection. Once they are solved, the body stops being yellow.
Another cause of jaundice is liver problems. Bile is yellow, and if it's circulating in the blood, the body looks yellow (this is grossly simplified). The cat MAY succumb to liver failure, but not from being yellow. So we wanna tackle the liver problem. Once that is solved, the body stops being yellow.
Anywhere that blood circulates to can become yellow. The eyes, the mouth, any skin that is thin enough to see through, the urine.
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betterthanyalls · 1 year
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Characters: GN Y/n, Stelle(HSR)
Prompt: Mail Order Bride/Arranged Marriage
Requested: Kinda(it was for a deal)
I gave Y/n some design choices, deal with it pls
Title:Is Love Bought?
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There she stood, in all her sassy glory. Her yellow orbs glisten in the sunlight like cat urine or the moon's glow. A few days prior, y/n decided they were done with being a lonely, sad, and miserable fortnite player and discord mod. They went onto the dark web and searched “Order A Bride.com”. Y/n clicked the first one they saw, someone named Stelle. She was beautiful, and y/n couldn’t care less about her personality. Back to the present, y/n stood frozen. It was love at first sight. They couldn’t take their eyes off of Stelle’s orbs.
Y/n cleared their throat. “Ahem, you are my wife?”
Stelle suddenly became very nervous “y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes I-I-I-I a-a-a-a-a-a-am……..”
“No need to be worried, Kitten. I will take great care of you.” Y/n laughed darkly. “One rule, don’t make me angry. When I get angry, I see red! You don’t want to see my dark side.” Y/n growled like the alpha werewolf they are.
Stelle flinched in fear. Y/n let Stelle into their house. “You sleep here.” Y/n said as they pointed to a dog cage. “W-what?! B-B-But I’m your w-wife! Don’t I s-sleep with y-you?!” Stelle exclaimed in fear.
“Ugh fine. If you’re going to be a jerk about it.” Y/n groaned. They led Stelle to their room. As soon as Stelle stepped into the room, she passed out. The epic gamer discord mod smell flooded the room and knocked her out. Y/n shrugged and went to their computer to start playing fortnite. Then Y/n remembered something. “Oh my giddily goodness! I am no longer single he he he ha! I am no longer cringe!” Y/n cheered as they spun in their Valorant chair.
Then Stelle woke up. “W-what happened?” She asked worriedly. “Nothing Kitten, you are just weak. Now let’s go watch anime together grrrr.” Y/n growled as they dragged Stelle to the living room couch. Y/n decided to put on My Hero Academia. “I just love Tor-door-oh-key! He is so ka-why-ee! Gosh, look at me sharing all this with you. I’m such a baka!”
Stelle sat there confused and terrified. Then suddenly, she was transported to another dimension. “H-hello?” She called out into the darkness of the void she fell into. Then she saw Y/n. With their 3 foot tall frame and golden hair. (if ur bald, use this line: With their 3 foot tall frame and glistening smooth baldness)
Y/n’s blue ocean skyline galaxy rainbow water rainy icy snowy blue orbs shone in the emptiness. “Y-Y/n?” Stelle called out.
“Hello Kitten.” Y/n spoke, their voice booming with power and dominance. “You have not been good.”
“W-What?! I have been amazing!” Stelle yelled.
“You didn’t follow the one rule.” Y/n screamed in anger. “This is my dark side GRRRRR!!!”
“AAAHHHHHH” Stelle screamed as Y/n bit Stelle’s neck. Stelle felt her teeth fall out and be replaced. She had fangs?!
“W-what happened?!” Stelle asked quickly.
“I am no human. I am an alpha werewolf demon angel vampire royal fairy gremlin Shrek Lorax Onceler O’Hare Air Blue Smurf Cat.” Y/n recited perfectly.
“WHAT IN THE FLIPPITY FLOP IS THAT?!” Stelle yelled.
“GRRRRRRR” Y/n punched Stelle in the gut, causing her to shatter the fourth wall. Stelle looked at you, the reader.
“Nah bro help me out. This story has gone on long enough. It is too crazy. Tell the author to fix their brain.” Stelle was shut up by yours truly. Because Stelle can't keep her noisy little mouth shut. Haha she is such a goofy goober lol. Now where were we? Oh yeah, my b I forgor.
Stelle was thrown into a wall that appeared out of nowhere. Then suddenly, she woke up. She was on the couch with Y/n. She looked around, it seemed like her and Y/n fell asleep while watching My Hero Academia. Stelle looked down to see she peed on the couch like the stupid wife she is.
THE END.
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weratebeanz · 20 days
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senor-plume · 29 days
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Drank
for twenty odd years I was an alcohol abuser lost my healthy pancreas lost my left hip and replaced it with a metal contraption I used a cane for a long while I threw up often …foamy sickness in the sink I turned jaundice one morning and was rushed to the hospital stayed for three nights while my urine was coffee brown and my body shook from nerves and withdrawal I drank every night every goddamned night and then after becoming yellow I quit cold turkey just like that and now the thought of booze touching my tongue gives me the heebie jeebies sober since 2006 and there are days (like today) when I look back on that dizzy time of my life and thank the powers that be for walking alongside me guiding me to much needed sobriety and I no longer spend my days in a hangover cloud I no longer wait for 7:00 PM to arrive so I can crack open a fresh can of Milwaukee Holy Water and wait for the slurring to begin I’m a sober cat, now dry belly without beads of beer hanging onto my beard (who would want to kiss that anyway?) so, this morning as I downed my second mug of coffee I realized that I am stronger than I had ever thought and I kicked some serious booze butt Not too shabby
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shop-korea · 2 months
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Little Monsters (1989)
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While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...
I can’t believe this is the third time I’ve seen Little Monsters. The first time was in 2012. I didn't like it but my review was too short so I re-watched it AGAIN in 2016. I didn’t like it then either. In fact, I gave it a 0 score. Is the third time the charm?
After moving to a new house and new school, Brian (Fred Savage) is miserable. His parents (Margaret Whitton and Daniel Stern) are always fighting, he’s getting blamed for every random thing that happens around the house and his brother Eric (Ben Savage) keeps bugging him about monsters living under his bed. Then, Brian discovers there IS a monster living under the bed. His name is Maurice (Howie Mandel) and he loves to pull pranks.
The worst part of this movie is Howie Mandel. His character is so annoying you’ll reach for your torch and pitchfork seconds after he appears. He’s always talking, always trying to make you laugh, always moving and gesticulating. I won’t blame the actor. I’ll blame director Richard Alan Greenberg, along with writers Terry Rossio and Ted Elliott. The mantra must’ve been “If someone isn’t talking, the audience won’t be laughing”. They couldn’t have been more wrong. This film only contains one funny joke and to give credit where credit is due, it’s from Mandel. Nonetheless, you can’t stand him. He’s playing this imitation Beetlejuice - one of many we saw starting in 1989. I’ve only ever seen two fast-talking outlandish supernatural sidekicks that worked - The Genie from Aladdin and the aforementioned ghost with the most. Everyone else you want to beat to a pulp with a shovel before burying them in the backyard.
With the main draw being as pleasant as a dental exam, Little Monsters was instantaneously doomed but the problems don't stop there. This film is so mean-spirited you’ll wind up cheering for the villains and hating the heroes. Case and point is an extended scene in which Brian and Maurice travel from one house to another, pulling pranks on children while they sleep. They paint the walls, put plastic wrap on toilets, peanut butter on phones, etc. That doesn’t sound so bad but they shave a cat off-screen and then take revenge upon Ronnie (Devin Ratray), a bully who tormented Brian and his brother earlier. They put cat food in his lunch and replace his apple juice with urine. I know kids pretend that any yellow liquid is piss all the time. The difference is that in this movie, we see Maurice gulp down all Ronnie's juice so he can turn around (away from the camera) pull out his blue monster dick and fill Ronnie’s bottle. the movie goes too far, particularly since we get to see Ronnie attempt to wash down the taste of the cat food with it the next day.
Speaking of Ronnie, I feel like doing a bit of nitpicking. I mean, why not? This movie is mean. It deserves a bit of its own medicine. Here’s how his introduction works. Brian and his little brother are on the bus. After an argument (related to the mysterious pranks around the house), Brian tosses Eric's lunch out the window. That's when Ronnie enters. The lunch hit him in the head. Ronnie threatens Eric, Brian defends his little brother and after a quick verbal back-and-forth, Ronnie is humiliated and gets off the bus. Wait. What happened? Was Ronnie part of the route? Like was he supposed to be picked up by the sassy bus driver? Or did she just let him hop on randomly? Either way, I guess he walked the rest of the way. Eventually, the character returns for the final act when he is recruited as one of Brian’s allies against Boy (Frank Whaley), the monster world’s evil ruler. I know what the movie is trying to do. The idea is that Brian and his bully are setting aside their differences for the greater good. Maybe they’ll even become friends. Inside the movie though, this alliance means nothing. Ronnie doesn’t know Brian was responsible for the cat food and piss in his lunch. He's not "forgiving" anything.
I've become more invested than I should in a movie that doesn’t deserve to be remembered. Little Monsters is mean, gross and ugly. The monsters are unappealing and not even in a “they’re monsters, they should be kind of scary” kind of way. One look and you'll “No thanks”. In fact, you can skip the look. Just say “No thanks” to Little Monsters. (February 10, 2023)
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A Comprehensive Guide to Finding the Nearest Veterinarian
Our beloved pets, from playful pups to cuddly cats, bring immense joy and unconditional love into our lives. But just like us, they require veterinary care to stay happy and healthy. Unfortunately, emergencies can strike unexpectedly, leaving you scrambling to find the nearest veterinary doctor in a moment of panic. This comprehensive guide will equip you with the knowledge and resources to locate the nearest veterinary care, ensuring your pet receives prompt medical attention, all while remaining calm and collected.
Be Prepared, Not Scared: Proactive Steps for Unexpected Situations
While emergencies are unpredictable, taking some proactive steps can significantly reduce stress when they occur:
Know Your Pet Inside Out: Understanding your pet's typical behavior is crucial. Notice any changes in appetite, activity level, urination patterns, or vocalizations, as these can be early signs of a problem. Familiarize yourself with common ailments specific to their breed or species.
Maintain Essential Contact Information: Keep your primary veterinarian's contact information readily available on your phone and a physical copy in your wallet. Additionally, program emergency vet clinics and animal poison control numbers into your phone for quick access in a crisis. Consider creating a pet emergency contact card with this information readily available, to bring with you during an emergency.
Consider Pet Insurance: While not a substitute for proactive planning, pet insurance can help offset the financial burden of unexpected veterinary bills, providing peace of mind during emergencies. Explore different pet insurance plans and choose one that best suits your pet's needs and your budget.
Finding the Nearest Veterinary Care When Time is of the Essence
When faced with an emergency, acting quickly is critical. Here's how to locate the nearest veterinary care:
Utilize Location-Based Search Engines: Search engines like Google Maps can be your best friend in a pinch. Type in "nearest emergency vet clinic near me" or "nearest 24 hour animal hospital" and let the search engine locate nearby options with real-time traffic updates. Most listings will include contact information, directions, patient reviews that might shed light on wait times, and whether they are currently accepting new patients. Utilize location services on your phone to find the absolute closest option.
Rely on Local Directories: Online directories like YP or Yellow Pages often have categorized listings for veterinary clinics and emergency vet services. Filter by location to find the nearest options and look for listings with "open now" or "24/7 emergency care" notations.
Ask Around: If time allows, reach out to friends, family, neighbors, or even local pet stores for recommendations on nearby emergency vet clinics. A trusted source might have valuable insights on wait times, specific expertise offered by different clinics, or after-hours availability.
Utilize Veterinary Emergency Apps: Several mobile apps like "Vet Finder" or "Banfield Pet Hospital" have features to locate nearby emergency vet clinics. These apps can be downloaded beforehand and kept readily available on your smartphone for use during an emergency.
While on the Way to the Vet:
Stay Calm and Collected: Your pet can pick up on your anxiety. Remain calm and reassuring while transporting your pet to the vet. Speaking to them in a soothing voice and petting them gently can help ease their nerves.
Gather Information: If possible, gather any relevant information about your pet's medical history, recent symptoms, and any medications they might be taking. Having this information readily available can expedite the diagnostic process and treatment plan.
Prepare for the Trip: If you have time, transport your pet in a secure carrier or crate to prevent them from escaping or getting further injured. Bring a leash and any medications your pet might need. Consider lining the carrier with a comfortable blanket or towel.
Beyond the Emergency: Establishing a Primary Veterinarian
While this guide focuses on finding immediate care, establishing a primary veterinarian is crucial for your pet's long-term health. Here's why:
Building a Medical History: Regular checkups allow your veterinarian to build a comprehensive medical history for your pet. This familiarity with your pet's individual health is invaluable for accurate diagnoses and treatment plans down the line.
Preventative Care: Your veterinarian can recommend preventative measures like vaccinations, parasite control, and spaying/neutering, all contributing to your pet's overall health and well-being. Preventative care can also help identify potential health concerns early on, leading to more successful treatment outcomes.
Developing a Relationship: Establishing a bond with a veterinarian you trust allows for open communication and a deeper understanding of your pet's individual needs. You can discuss any concerns you might
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bisexualmorpheus · 9 months
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I was in the kitchen going to get food for the cat and i leaned down and saw a puddle of Liquid so i was like Sigh this stupid cat pissed on the floor again except when i wiped it up it wasnt yellow and there wasnt even a whiff of urine smell on it ? So where did it come from
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