#Collectorate office

[narmadanchal]

मतगणना स्थल पर सभी आवश्यक सुनिश्चित करने के कलेक्टर ने दिए निर्देश

मतगणना की तैयारियों को लेकर बैठक आयोजित नर्मदापुरम। विधानसभा निर्वाचन-2023 के तहत जिले की चारों विधानसभा में हुए मतदान की मतगणना 3 दिसंबर को होगी। कलेक्टर एवं जिला निर्वाचन अधिकारी नीरज कुमार सिंह (Neeraj Kumar Singh) ने मतगणना की तैयारियों को लेकर कलेक्ट्रेट कार्यालय (Collectorate Office) में बैठक आयोजित की। बैठक में उन्होंने रिटर्निंग अधिकारियों को निर्देश दिए कि मतगणना प्रक्रिया में…

[chantalswelt]

The days after Barbie The Movie:

[qcoded]

AU where Belos frees The Collector and they go to the human realm, but Belos realizes there's no fucking witch hunting shit going on so he's forced to like. get a job and a house. And The Collectors just a little fucked up child he now has to live with. [Drops mic]

[brickcollector]

apparently I am no longer allowed to lean my entire body out of the second floor windows at the museum to try and see the pigeons on our roof

I dont care that it "looks concerning" and I "might fall" they are MAKING A NEST

[wsbhonni]

I was asked to elaborate but I ended up falling asleep lmao so here is Forensic Entomologist Asa headcanons!

1. Asa works for the city homicide department. He has had a job with them since he was in his late 20s/early 30s.

2. His coworkers think he's wierd- but professional and smart. He's not one for small talk- and they assume it's because he works with dead bodies (surprise, he's just autistic lmao)

3. Asa has absolutely been to his own crime scenes before, or at least what remained of them. Mostly because someone will occassionally find one of Asa's cockroaches or any bug that he uses to torture ppl with. Mf really looks at them an goes "Oh that's wierd, they aren't native to this region :)"

4. He is def trying to frame one of the 13 other licensed entomologists within a 200 mile radius of them-

5. Arkin kind of threw a wrench in that plan, seeing as he saw Asa's face. WHICH IS WHY HE CAN'T GO TO THE COPS CAUSE THEY WON'T BELIEVE HIM.

6. Asa, having UNLIMITED access to evidence has 100% tampered with it before. Mostly to throw his coworkers off his trail.

7. People are friendly with him, but rarely will Asa actually go out with his coworkers for after work fun. Mostly because 9/10 times they want to go drinking, and Asa doesn't like Alcohol.

8. Literally no one suspects Asa because of how... normal he is. And by normal, I mean he has pretty neutral opinions when speaking with his colleagues, and he just acts and dresses innocuously enough to fly under the radar lol.

9. One Detective got a little too close, however. And Asa dealt with him swiftly- managing to pin the guys murder on a local gang member.

10. He has considered framing Arkin for something... but then again, the hunt was too fun to just have him arrested and thrown in prison. (Arkin is his prize, and HIS prize alone damnit!!)

[aluciddream]

I was in the bathroom and a huge spider crawled across my bear foot and i had to just laugh instead of cry i must please the asa gods

[brehaaorgana]

I saw this post floating around where ppl were trying to derail "don't work for a US defense contractor" with like "these other jobs are also shitty or predatory!!"

And I didn't wanna address it directly. But.

1. Those other jobs can be highly variable in their shittiness to other people. Some of them are better than others. Sometimes it changes from company to company. Some of those jobs named were actually whole fields where there are vastly different players out there.

2. Those other jobs were all industries that are highly government regulated & with lots of federal regulations to protect consumers/customers. It's not a perfect system, but it does like, exist. Huge ass lawsuits get won over violations all the time.

3. None of those jobs are focused on trying to kill people at any point in time from process to product or service. They may not be trying to keep people living easy, but they also aren't actually supplying weapons of war for murder purposes so like....

Still.....not comparable??? Defense contractors are included in acab lol.

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]

one thing about getting older that i do like is finally understanding certain lyrics due to gaining life experience and relating them

[kollectorsrus]

[timmurleyart]

Fall menus. 🍔🚙🍟

[disneybooknerd626]

Pin boards are up in the home office! ✨🤓

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[broadwaymeows]

Y’all know what set I’m building?

[brickcollector]

I dont think the museum is haunted but I just sat down in my office (old servants bedroom), opened the nyt app to do the wordle and my lightbulb promply burnt out so if there ARE ghosts here they hate dilly-dallying

[planeswalker-umbral]

[suncklet]

Miniso trip what will he find

[ghostzzy]

googles ‘how to stop feeling guilty all the time about everything’