#Comedy

[cannibalchicken]

[samreich]

yes, the entirety of @ProZD's fixitman78 video is available to watch on youtube! just search for fixitman78 to become a part of the hashtag #fixitmanfanfam.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what's wrong.

"Well," replies Johnny, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Johnny, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Johnny, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Johnny, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

[dailyflicks]

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024) Official Trailer

[thedankmemes]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[shutinthenutouse]

[scoobydoomistakes]

i just can't get enough

of these oddly-shaped fellas

[probertson]

JIMMY AND BABY - a 20 minute cartoon by Paul Robertson and Michelle Larney. Watch here!

also on vimeo: https://vimeo.com/938105752

[scampthecorgi]

Happy Earth Day! Scamp’s favorite place on Earth was by the fishpond, either to relax or to burn off some energy by running and barking around it! Occasionally he even enjoyed an unintended swim! 😂

🐶🌎🐟

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[cannibalchicken]

[and-corn]

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

[badjokesbyjeff]

A young girl asks her father, “Daddy what does the word ‘corruption’ mean?” 

“Bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.” “But mummy says you shouldn’t drink!” “Get yourself a nice ice cream as well while you bring me beer.” “Oh, okay!”

[dailyflicks]

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) dir. Matthew Lopez

[thedankmemes]