#Couldn’t Dream This Up

[habken]

lowkey not a fan of the deku fast food employee jokes, they just don’t tickle my funny bone, but The Worst I saw was someone saying “lol what if he ends up a cop” like I’ll end it all istg

[odetojupiter]

jean kevin and neil all being 19 when they officially leave the nest feels significant somehow

(kevin being 19 when he runs, jean being 19 when renee takes him, neil’s fake age being 19 when he leaves after christmas and his real age being 19 when he leaves after riko is shot and he’s officially pardoned by ichirou)

[squash1]

i will never get over that our first official introduction to henry cheng starts with henry calling ronan soulless then asking gansey to sign a petition to get a student-elected student council which leads ronan to write ANARCHY (all caps) on said petition and telling henry that democracy is a farce and then henry responds that when he’s president he will make ronan’s face illegal to which ronan responds that litigation is also a farce and then gansey asks ronan, very casually, if he’s considered that he’s growing up to be kind of an asshole. i genuinely can’t believe these books are real.

[bedlund]

screamed at the grocery store today. who did this

[rickybaby]

Daniel and Liam - Aus gp 2024 | 📸 by Clive Mason

[ren-from-mars]

Hey. You know how Matt said the fairy queen would have cricket legs and wings and multiple arms. Yeah that hasn’t left my mind

[newts-and-sharks]

My favorite characters always have some sort of celestial aspect and have a theme of cold colors and naps. And of course the perma-smile. Don’t forget their literal sunshine counterpart, very important.

[ghostlykidplaidbanana]

After like 4 days of non stop drawing, I have finally finished this stupid thing 😭😭

Audio can be found here (credits to ProZD)

[louielle]

TO JE ZÁZRAK

JSME MISTŘI SVĚTA

JSME MISTŘI SVĚTA PO 14 LETECH!!!!!

JE TO TAM!!!!!

DOHÁJE JE TO TAM!!!

JE TO DOMA!!!!🇨🇿🥇

[holleighgram]

When Yen Sid tries to separate you and your homie for plot convenience 😠

[thatswhatsushesaid]

just woke up from a weird quasi-nightmare where all my fandom pals were suddenly jgy haters who assumed that i, too, was a jgy hater 😬 ohno.jpeg

legit felt like i’d transmigrated into a bizarro alternate universe where AU me was a wwx stan and i had to ~pretend~ lest the system dock me -1000 badass points, thus consigning me to the fandom equivalent of the burial mounds.

[roseworth]

genuinely so funny that i’ve been consistently having periods since i was 13 but i still have yet to ever recognize the symptoms leading up to my period. i’ll be like huh it’s so weird that i’m irritable and breaking out and craving specific foods and cramping a month after my last period. it probably means nothing! i should wear white pants today

[aengelren]

A person who saught freedom beyond what reality could abide (honestly same)

[shywhumpauthor]

Okay mock executions are fucking terrifying I have not seen nearly enough of them in the whump community.

Whumpee who knows they’re going to die the next week/day/few hours and there’s nothing they can do to stop it. The panic and desperation with no outlet. They claw at their restraints and throw themself at the door to their cell, uncaring as bruises bloom across their skin, or as blood begins to build up underneath their nails. They’re willing to sacrifice everything for the futile, fleeting hope of escape. They scream and beg until their voice goes hoarse even though there’s no one nearby to listen. Eventually, they crumple in on themself to the awful realization that their future is set and cut. They can’t even sleep without their dreams being plagued with this lingering terror. Maybe they’ve seen Whumper kill someone in the manner they’ve told Whumpee they are to be executed, so Whumpee can’t even pretend to think that maybe Whumper is bluffing.

When the day comes, they still haven’t settled into their fate. They’re absolutely hysterical, doing everything they can to stay away from Whumper and [insert place where they were planned to be executed]. Of course, this does nothing. If they won’t walk, Whumper’s men will simply drag them. At one point maybe Whumpee manages to break free for a short moment of hope, managing to throw their elbow against Henchman’s stomach and twist away, actions fueled only by the adrenaline flooding their mind. They take a single desperate lunge towards the door, before something hard catches them upside the head and knocks them down. Their vision is fuzzy and fleeting, hearing nothing but a faint ringing. Maybe they’re unconscious altogether as Henchman picks them up and continues to drag them towards their final destination.

Whumper plays out everything the way it was intended. They tie the blindfold over Whumpee’s eyes, exchange their chains for softer restraints. Whatever. Then when it comes time for the strike, for the blade to pierce through their chest or slit across their neck, all that Whumpee feels is a small prick against their neck, something cold flood through their body before their thoughts collapse under the intensify of the stress and their mind gives out.

Wherever they wake the following day, let it be somewhere much worse than death’s doorstep or a place so peaceful Whumpee couldn’t even begin to comprehend, Whumpee will be terrified. Panicked and confused. Their thoughts will have no answer as they realized there is no one else around to answer their cries. They wonder if this is death, the afterlife or whatever it was called.

That hope is crushed, replaced by even more of a helpless confusion as Whumper strolls through the door moments later, grinning as they ran their fingers across the sharp of a blade.

[jjoneechan]

Bursting with love 💙

[good--merits-accumulated]

can't help myself. another dps wip begun <3