#Crocodile Dundee

[vintage-tigre]

[testoster0ne]

dmitry by polina markina

[tvneon]

TV commercial for Crocodile Dundee.

[actressplaygroundxxx]

Linda Kozlowski (28) in Crocodile Dundee (1986)

[coolkoinu]

Protodile shirt design for Bossmonsta!

[bansheeboyy]

*shapeshifts into a crocodile so a barefoot, caked-up, grinning, sopping-wet, khaki-clinging-to-every-inch-of-him Robert Irwin will wrestle me into submission*

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt II australia but i've never been there

I didn't even have to wait for y'all's responses on part I to make this because Australia is WILDING. As per usual, salutations to Arthur's grandmother's boyfriend Brian.

Everything remaining that I know about Australia:

There was an emu war. There were many emu casualties, and no human ones, but the emus won anyway. Sun Tzu is making way for the emus.

That was the only research I did on the emu wars, but as someone who met a few emus once, they were very lovely to me and very soft to pet. They also were very jabby. One of them looked deeply concerned as they looked at me, I believe they thought I was a deformed emu. I am on the winning side of the war.

During Christmas, Santa does not have a sleigh. He has a surfboard, and he does slay.

There are a lot of animals. Many have no placenta, as I recall from biology. Due to the nature of the continental drift and geographical isolation, Australian marsupials evolved separately from placental mammals, and were not wiped out by invading species. Due to convergent evolution, there are also analogous species between the placental mammals and the marsupials.

What just happened I'm sorry deep science trauma was unearthed. The point is, a lot of animals. A kangaroo is probably in your backyard. A koala just stole your girlfriend. An alligator murdered your classmate. It just happens.

KOOKOOBURRA SITTING ON THE OLD GUM TREE MERRY MERRY SOMETHING SOMETHING idk I was 3 when my mum sang me that.

The internet is awful. Rumours are that the local snake ate it.

Australia is very very pretty, I know this because of an Australian Tourism Department ad that I saw when I was 12 and had cable TV.

You must not forget your Hat. It's like the three little kittens song, but with the Hat instead of mittens.

The Wibbles are a thing. I thought they were a band. Spotify said no. I no longer know what they are.

Crocodile Dundee is a thing. I saw him in Snoopy/Peanuts.

Steve Irvin met his wife in an animal area and his daughter met her husband in an animal area. I don't know anything more these lovely folks, or what the animal area was, I'm afraid.

There is a cake with white stripes that is the Best for Birthdays.

The accent is beautiful, but I admit for years I couldn't differentiate it from British and American accents as a child because to me it sounded like the lovechild of them both and it made me very confused.

Uh, Australia exists.

Yeah, no, that's all I've got. Love to the Australian maggots.

[made-of-stars03]

I might be the only person who caught this reference

[best-character-named-x-poll]

have you done your daily click

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[vintage-tigre]

[tygerland]

David Gulpilil - Ramingining, Australia 1998 - by Michael Rayner.

[tvneon]

[periodically80s]

[askmovieslate]

Bucket: What was that?

Movie: What was what?

Bucket: Accent. The accent. That accent, that accent that's so bad it's making mah own accent com' out fer thu attack. What was up with that cuz!?

Movie: I'm just getting in character! Get off my case!

Bucket: Paul Hogan was playing an Australian! Not a Dundonian, you nini!

Movie: Jamesy! Bucket's bullying meeee!

[characterswithanimalnamesfight]

A few characters I expected to be submitted haven't been so here they are some kind of preview. This poll will have no incidence on the rest of the competition