#DAAAAVE!

[movietimegirl]

OH MYYYY GOD!!!

[nana2009]

@dubacheryking i couldnt get your tags out of my head so i had to make something as soon as the inspiration hit hope you dont mind!!

karkat is their butler lol

[fuckingshutup]

DRINKIES (:B

[shiramono]

DAAAAVE PICK UP YOUR BLIND ASS AND CALL 911 NOW

[spurgie-cousin]

I just have to ask, how bad do you think Bethany Beal's sex life actually is? Because for how much she's talking about how great it is, it has got to be TERRIBLE! lmao

Seriously anyone who brags about how great the sex is as much as this psycho chick is definitely trying to convince herself that she didn't fuck up big time with her choice of partner. If she wasn't so insufferably annoying I might feel sorry for her, but she brought it on herself.

my feeling is that since Bethany grew up super sheltered, she had a very basic idea of what sex is/can be before getting married. Like a very PG-13, uber romantic idea of it, like you get married and it's this epic love story where you light a bunch of candles every night, put on acoustic Christian music, and do it missionary style while looking deep into each other's eyes and saying affirmations of love and occasional bible verses (ok i'm exaggerating).

so after she got married i feel like one of two things happened: either 1. she discovered she liked sex that was not just cookie cutter, romantic, flower petals on the bed kind of stuff, got her fucking mind blown, and now thinks she is like one of the very few women in the Christian world who knows about what sex can be or 2. she and DAaaeV are struggling in that department and she's constantly talking about it as a way to like, manifest a better sex life (which would be a very evangelical thing for her to do). or deflect. or she's got a personality disorder and is just straight up lying, but I think that's unlikely.

I lean towards a combination of all of them to be honest lol but especially the first one. I mean, if she and DaaaaV bone on the regular then hey good for them, especially with 2 kids, but I highly highly doubt she's got some wild and crazy sex life lol. She probably discovered like, spanking and now thinks she's a kink queen.

[dave-the-tech-guy]

daaaave..? -cassidy

give me a second my stupid ass clone is being stupid. again

[officialmandelacatalogue]

DAVE LEE ‼️ DAVE LEEEEE DAAAAVE 😭😭😭😭

he did nothing wrong. aside from unleashing the apocalypse. but i'll always forgive him

[boyasgirl]

This always makes me happy, always.

[mlmklaus]

*thinks abt klaus in relation to i wanna get better by bleachers*

[klaus-the-umbrella-kid]

I made a tag yourself meme, but with the secondary tua characters!

[amandashaped]

I’m finding myself lingering longer and longer on these tributes. In this case it’s partly because as previously mentioned I’m a big sentimental dork, and I feel it’s my duty to get these six faces JUST SO. But also, this gang have just been really lovely company. Anyway. ❤️

[bybdolan]

Them bringing up the Dave Grohl story made me laugh... Glad to hear none of the people involved can shut up about it <3

[artiiiiste]

@crowteeth420 replied: im putting an addendum on my to do list where your bone project is and the addendum says "add gold leaf to make it more shiny and in excess"

Dave, you’re like the opposite of an enemy it’s juste so refreshing.

[dave-the-tech-guy]

!!! DAAAAVE!!!!!!

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ANGEL MAN. HI