#Damian Wayne

[spicy-apple-pie]

In his commitment to the bit of being Bruce's problem child, Jason has accidental outed Bruce as Batman to his son.

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[batfamgalore]

*Batbros on a case*

Dick: Our killer is targeting a -holes. Think about it, he’s cleaning up the city one a-hole at a time.

*Dick and Jason exchange a knowing look*

Jason: By the way I gotta make a phone call. I know someone who’s in grave danger.

*calls Bruce*

[batbabydamian]

request from @devine-fem prompted by her post!

[yrkhn]

hug( old sketch

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: *sees Gotham in chaos on his day off*

Bruce: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my—

Bruce: *realizes it's his kids causing chaos*

Bruce: My circus my monkeys! My circus my monkeys!

[tiffycat]

Do you think he says pog?

( x , x )

[nightwolf14292]

I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

[pinkiemachine]

Everyone say: FAMILY VACATION!!!

[ryzanecrow]

Danny and Billy are hanging out after a justice league meeting and decide to play lethal company after tucker told danny about it

justice league members are concerned about the supposed monsters that they've been fighting on their free time, like is this a threat???

jon pestered damian to play lethal company with him in exchange for telling him what kryptos favorite treat is

jon and damian stay at the watchtower for a while and come across danny and billy talking about lethal company

Damian: Batson, I demand you let us join your game

Billy: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Damian: I know who everyone is

Damian: hmm i wonder why batson is so comfortable around a dead ghost that's supposedly been around for ages and should realize all his lies

now its the four of them saying concerning stuff ab fighting monsters and what do you mean jon got eaten by a massive forest giant twice

batman and superman know exactly whats going on and just sigh and warn them not to get into trouble

bonus:

damian and jon are telling the other two about that one time they went to space to fight a giant starfish, and hal, being off world at the time, is like, haha thats the game that superman told me you guys were playing right?

damian and jon: ???

jarro, being carried in damian's arms: no...? they went to space to beat up my evil space dad

[hello-eden]

The Stars Reborn

Damien was always jealous of Timothy drake. If anyone asked he would say it was because he was the previous robin. That father always called him the next  greatest detective. That grandfather always wanted him to be Heir more than him, But the real reasons he held close to his chest. When he saw him skateboarding. When he saw him with his friends, But most of all when he saw him take pictures of the night sky. 

Stars always held feelings for Damien. He was drawn to them more than he would say animals or his art. There was something about space and the constellations that made his body vibrate with excitement. It was one of the things that never made sense to Damian.

A lot of things didn't make sense about Damien, Things that he would never tell anyone. The fact that he found Harley's prods for psychological evaluation to be comforting or when Ivy would rant about the environment to be soothing. He would never tell anyone about the fact that his brain called Oracle Tucker more than her name in his mind. There are some things that he would take to the grave and maybe even Beyond.

[fakeicecubes]

Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids

-Weirdly good instincts

-They only see the bat and kids at night

-Hasn’t died

-If they have died, they came back within the year

-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally

-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)

-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)

-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts

-Somehow none of them age

-All of them are friends with a super

Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.

[marshmallow---pillow]

Murderer: Run if you want to live

Literally any Batkid: *starts sprinting*

Murderer: Like not towards me tho

[24hrsoda]

early morning bonding time with Damian and Ra’s

[grindingsugar]

its dangerous to go alone! take thisヾ(≧▽≦*)o

the PNGs 🥺🤲💕

[bibibusinessman]

[incorrectbatfam]

So in a few comic panels I seen, Damian really cares about someone in the comics, he usually goes all out on the gift.

Bruce with his mother’s pearl, Dick with a tusk from a memorable mission or something, Jon with a video game he had to compete with Superman to get, Colin with flowers.

So I propose the headcanon, that he tries to out do himself each time until it becomes bat-shit insane on how he’s able to retrieve the gifts that he’s retrieving. So much so that it gets blown out of proportion, and people start making bets on whether or not Damian can give them the difficult presents they want

Ok but consider: he also gives the most passive-aggressive gifts

Dick gets a coupon to the hairdresser

Kate gets a personalized speed bump

Cass gets a box of her own stuff that she keeps leaving around the house

Duke gets a lampshade

Steph gets enrolled in a self-improvement class

Alfred gets a bingo card

Selina gets an IOU

Barbara gets a cashmere sweater in her least favorite color

Bruce gets a parenting book

Jason gets a charitable donation made to Arkham Asylum in his name

Tim gets melatonin