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#Danny is a feral raccoon
kuroishuuha · 1 year
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DP x DC prompt - Raccoon (Crime) Lord
Danny gains the ability to transform into a raccoon.
He uses this ability to let some stress out via committing petty (and mostly harmless) crimes.
Danny who is living in Gotham, for school or some other reason, gets the local animals to help him with his crimes,
Batman, upon investigation in the uptick in crimes goes to investigate - he’s expecting some mad scientist with the ability to control animals or maybe a meta...he was not expecting a raccoon.
What does he do with this info?
Does the raccoon go to Arkham? Zoo? Local animal shelter?
How does one charge a raccoon for a crime?
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I love “Danny and Damien are twins!” AUs as they blatantly imply that Danny was taught by the literal League of Assassins and is making the active choice fight like a feral raccoon.
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Itty Bitty Prompt
Jason: Hey B you remember the talk you gave us on where babies come from?
Jason, punching him: You fucking lied
Jason, holding up a twelve year old: Babies come from crime-filled alleyways wielding weaponry while attempting to take out your kneecaps
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cyrwrites · 5 months
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Too Much To Do And Not Enough Danny
Unless...?
The solution was clones! Of course it was! Duplication was a gift from the gods, and Danny Fenton was now a very happy camper.
Need to fight your local nemesis? No problem, just split yourself like an ameba and tell your other self to take care of it while you desperately try to catch up with your studies.
Your parents want you dead? Oh, no. They don't want Danny Fenton dead! They just want to obliterate Phantom! Surely, giving them a decoy to shoot at would distract them for enough time for them to forget about Danny setting off the newest anti-ghost alarm.
Another decoy serves Danny well as he runs away from home - from the combined powers of the GIW and his mad parents - and his rogues - and Sam after Danny broke up with her and she went absolutely apeshit-
And so on, and so on.
Danny even got into the habit of splitting himself in Gotham! Everyone in the US knows that rent was dirt cheap in this city, and he'd managed to get several jobs under his belt. No one here bats an eye when there's too many Danny’s because they already have a surplus of blue-eyed, black-haired children!
At this rate, he may actually afford a better place for himself and not a literal hole in the wall of a dilapidated building, so hurray for hopeful endings!
... And this is all good and well. But! What Danny doesn't know is that many of his decoy clones were never actually killed (just lightly stabbed, electrocuted, sliced in half, liquefied, trapped inside literal nightmares for a whole year, etc) and are still around. They definitely had a grudge against the original, and also... They... may have been accidentally adopted? Separatedly? By one Wayne or the other? As they followed their original into Gotham?
How does that work? How does seeking revenge turn into a parody of a family comedy? The clones are confused.
In an astounding turn of events, Red Hood may be the exception to the adoption contagion, since the clone he'd grabbed had managed to kill the Joker by accident and the clone was now in the process of being serenaded by the big, bad crime lord.
(The Red Hood was an excellent cook. This one may be the clone that got the jackpot.)
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sentient-stove · 4 months
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just thinking about an au where red hood/jason keeps getting randomly ambushed by a scrawny kid bc he refuses to get help with the whole ‘contaminated by bad ectomatter’ thing he’s got going on and danny’s just like “okay:D i’ll just give it to you anyway:D”
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spacedace · 1 year
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Mad respect to the peeps able to look at a character with multiple interesting ships in fandom and decide they can just focus on one and not combine them all into a big polycule. I do not have that kind of self restraint.
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xysidhequeen · 1 year
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Okay so I finally finished writing the next part for the Red Knight series. Sorry I've been literally bed bound because I've been so ill. But! It's 10k words because of course it is why not. I'll have it uploaded soonish. My poor hands need a break. But wanted to let everyone know it's coming!
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aerypear · 10 months
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Rough hands dragged over his face. A groan to accompany the action, ripping from alto vocal chords strung in dischordic harmony. Today was not his day. Most days weren't his days, but today? Today took front stage spotlight. Here he was sat on an intricate summoning circle staring at heroes cladded in various colored jumpsuits to make his black and white one look atrocious. The regard they held for him screamed of high esteem, and strength beyond words. God he hoped this portal didn't give them a momentary glance of what they had just dragged him away from.
Danny Fenton in all his glory, was fighting the king of Trash before his rude summoning. A raccoon. Danny was on the losing end of that battle. His hair still echoed the epic altercation of feral Procyonidae that he had caught in the family trash. The last thing he needed was a ghost Raccoon!
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allieisacrybaby · 2 months
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he can’t keep getting away with shit like this. he needs to be locked away
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sadboislovebeans · 7 months
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purple-goo-writes · 1 year
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So...had a hilarious scene pop into by head due to the thought that when universe hopping Danny has to conform to the laws of that universe. And if he hopped to DC universe, due to his space core and powers, Danny ends up basically a Space Spirit/Living Star in Human form instead of having two forms. Cause outside Captain Marvel/Shazam that isn't really something normal for DC heroes and Danny's second form is biological not magical. And because of how loosely connected th DC universe is to the Infinity Realms, Danny can't break away from this universe's laws like he would be able to with one closer connected and closer to his own universe.
Therefore living Star/Space Demigod Danny comes into existence. Which Is A Learning Curve He DID Not Ask For. Cause on top of relearning t use his powers and getting used to his new body?!? He has to find a way home which could take a while due to how far this place is from the Infinity Realms. (Don't know how he ended up thre. Probably natural portal whilst fleeing from the GIW)
But anyway back to the funny scene that popped into my head cause of this train of thought-
Hal meeting Danny because he finds the kid fighting a raccoon over a pizza in the dumpster next to his apartment complex.
Hal holding feral child by scruff of neck with his powers: ....Is this how batman acquires his Robin's? Is this how one becomes a father?
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kuroishuuha · 1 year
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DP x DC prompt - Return Receipt Not Required
When Constantine made a deal with a demon, he accidentally said/wrote first child and not first-born. This creates a loophole Constantine would have never imagined.
Danny is Constantine’s nephew/second cousin or some other relative. Due to whatever reason (say orphaned, given up, or lost custody), Danny comes under the care of Constantine and legally becomes Constantine’s child.
The demon comes to collect.
Note even 48hrs later, the demon is knocking on John Constantine’s door begging for him to take back the feral raccoon child.
Danny is hanging off of the demon’s arm, gnawing on it.
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jackdaw-and-hattrick · 11 months
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Big fan of Danger Twink! Danny and Hyper-Protective Amazon! Jazz
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treepainting · 6 months
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Ooooh I just came up with an idea
You know all of this fics where Danny is an alternate universe version of like Bruce or Jason? What if it was with Damian
There could be some kind of ritual that sends Damian into Danny’s universe only they both get caught by the GIW and Everything Goes Wrong
By that I mean both of them get vivisected. And the Fentons should do at least some of it, and that Jack looks just like Bruce for extra ✨trauma✨
They both go on the Road Trip of Hell while escaping and Danny’s just working on building a temporary portal to the Ghost Zone/Damian’s home dimension.
I want Danny to lean out of a car with like a mcguivered bazooka or something to try and drive off the GIW for a while with some kind of crazy/stressed smile back at Damian.
I want little moments where they’re bonding/teaching each other how to fight (Because Damian knows formal fighting, and if we go with Danny knowing some self defense from his mom he’s not completely horrible at it, but Danny knows how to fight like a feral raccoon. It’s effective and Damian DOES like animals right?)
I want them to finally get to Damian’s dimension and when they finally finally gets to the bats and Bruce reaches out to help his son Damian flinches
And then I want it to get into the fluff/healing/trauma dumping part where the newly dubbed twins (who get along scarily well and everyone is pretty sure are trauma bonded) are healing while simultaneously causing the other bats to become more and more distressed (it may or may not be on purpose)
It would also be pretty cool if their habits and mannerisms rubbed off on one another, so they can be uncannily similar one moment then completely different the next
I also had the idea of them being literally the same soul- like, the soul that originally formed was completely identical when they were babies but diverged due to different experiences, so it’s literally a ‘same soul two bodies’ thing. I just think it would be neat, even if it’s not even really mentioned, but just like, Implied you know?
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stealingyourbones · 10 months
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Submitted Prompts #99
Jazz went to Gotham to finish her degree away from her parents, as their obsession with Ghosts started becoming dangerous to everyone. So, of course, she brought Danny with her, so he's also far away from them and the GIW.
Danny held out a whole year without going out on patrol, just establishing his haunt in the new city. Lady Gotham was very happy to be able to show them to their new place, almost giddy that the little King and his Queen Mother have come to live in her beloved city.
Of course, the first time Phantom floats out of his window and into the night, he has a new suit, made of padded black leather, and a fluffy white cape with a hood (imagine the Lightkin Cloak from Destiny2, but snow white, rather than black and grey), along with a facemask engraved with a fanged design. New haunt, new look, and the new look fit right in with the viciousness of Gotham City.
And, as luck would have it, his first Gotham Rogue was Poison Ivy. Thinking back to his fight against Undergrowth, Pantom opened with his ice, forming a double-sided axe to better cleave her vines apart, and locking Ivy herself down with ice.
To further distance himself from his identity as Phantom, in case the GIW somehow became smart at some point, instead of blasting ice like most ghosts fire ectoblasts, Danny asked Pandora for lessons on fighting with weapons, and Frosbite taught his how to channel his element as an aura, or a freezing breath. He even sat down to listen to Nocturne speak as they wove spells and ectoplasm, and the Personification of Dreams softly taught him how to use his powers through objects acting as catalysts, or as manifestations of his will, rather than throwing his affinities around by brute force.
With his new abilities and look, rather than fight like a feral raccoon, Danny took to fighting more like a spellblade, slinging around ice shard and spells to enhance his physical strikes, controlling the pace of a fight to get the upper hand on his enemies.
Suffice to say, Poison Ivy hadn't expected the Avatar of Icy Vengeance to lock her in a pillar of ice up to her neck while her vines withered into frosty sculptures.
Gotham's newest hero got awarded a new name by the news the next day: Ymir, Frozen Progenitor.
Danny thinks it's too pretentious for a random ghost, or random halfa, like him. Joke's on him, the perception of Gotham's people slowly starts empowering him, slowly enough that the only reason he notices his oncoming Ascension to myth as a Protector Spirit is when a terrified kid begs for his help, and he hears them loud and clear out of nowhere.
The Bats are confused by this Entity. Constantine stepped one foot in Gotham, felt it's cleaner air, the sharp bite of ice in his nose and lungs, and the overwhelming pressure of the new Godling training under Gotham herself to control his new powers, and ran out screaming about not getting paid enough to deal with divine beings. Zatanna is trying to contact Ymir to ask them to join the Justice League Dark.
Jason is vibing with the tall redhead Amazon he's met at Babs' library, and her feral little brother who cured his Pit Rage by biting his arm when they first met. One time Jason is in a pinch after a stakeout gone wrong, Bellona (Ancient Roman Goddess of War) takes the fight to his captors to free him, dressed in golden armor and wielding a spear Pandora and Firght Knight made for her. Nocturne and her brother worked together to imbue a spell into her back to give her wings she can use to fly or fight with. The fact it left a badass tattoo on her back, is just another way Jazz rebels against her parents. It also has Jason weak in the knees when he first sees it.
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evilminji · 4 months
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NOT DC for once! But DP none the less!
And out here asking the Questions That Are Haunting Me (o.o ) as I sit and Ponder(TM)
Danny. Our babiest of boys. The feral Racoon of our hearts. WOULD HE? Get... stuck? If he possessed someone with one of those Haunted By The Previous Holders Protagonist McGuffins?
I am thinking specifically in this case Izuku Midoriya. Deku.
With his probably GRABBY AF Stockpiling Quirk. Which? Probably would want to get it's clingy little raccoon hands ALL over Danny's Ecto like? SIR!? Excuse me, SIR DESIST!!! *smacks with newspaper*
Not to MENTION? You go to hide, because crazy spandex weary people in armor, which... Fair. And? There are like? 8 to 9 people...already IN here? Uuuuuuuh? Hi? Well, this is awkward.
Wait, wait, WAIT! NOT THE FACE! *sounds of Shimura violence, because Nana don't play that "possessing my boy's baby boy" bullshit*
And like? Could he even LEAVE? Or would he have to literally make a Fenton Dream Catcher to split his Ecto from the person he's in? Presumably and HOPEFULLY before he, you know, POISONS THEM.
Because he accidentally picked the one dude who's body would try and ABSORB the very much NOT SAFE and very much DEADLY, highly corrosive, radioactive, substance known as Ectoplasm? Which was perfectly safe when only connect to HIM but NOT when leeching into his "host" as it were.
Oh! And people are super jumpy about him taking control of this random adolescent boy for a few hours a day to build the Catcher... for some reason. Like? Full squad of Professionals watching his every move, type jumpy. What? Is this kid the Japanese President's son or something? DOES Japan have a President? Hell if Danny knows. He's in a foreign dimension! So, maybe!
At least the kid is have the time of his young life, harra- I mean CHATTING with his... heeeead mates? Yeah, Danny has no idea what's going on there and doesn't feel like asking. This place is WEIRD.
Also! No NASA! OR space programs! So clearly, the WORST timeline/dimension! And Danny is trying not to be RUDE? But what the fuuuuuck. Unholy! Heathens, all of you. He wants his Space(~☆) back. And less..... This *offended hand motion*
@hdgnj @hypewinter @the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @ailithnight
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