#Dave Ryan

[rrrauschen]

Dave Ryan, {2000} Haptic Nerve

[fordhampr]

BLUES LEGEND STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN LIVES ON THANKS TO ACCOMPLISHED MUSICIAN DAVE RYAN AND HIS MUSICIANS

A tribute band is a music group who specifically plays the music of a well-known music act, evoking a sound, look, time, place of a past (or, in some cases, current) popular artist whose loyal fans want to recapture the spirit of the original.  Sadly, many music purists think that being a tribute band is equivalent to being a cover band – skilled musicians who play other artists’ hits you hire…

[linktothecast]

Link to the Cast: Game of the Year 2022, Part 1

Link to the Cast: Game of the Year 2022, Part 1

2022… completed it mate. But this year wasn’t the only thing we completed, there were lots of excellent video as usual! Welcome to our extensive GOTY breakdown which we’re joined for, as always, by Barry Murphy (@TheBarryLad on Twitter, twitch.tv/Barrylad). This is part 1 of 4 (we did say extensive!) and we cover the following topics below: 00:55 Intro and games we missed in 202210:00 Rules of…

[rosebushjhj]

Do you just randomly catch yourself looking at pictures or band members and giggling like a schoolgirl

[make-friends-with-the-rats]

The Many Faces of David Jacobs

new version

[dcrlvz]

real

[chillinparker]

[tonymarias]

this is a joke I owe all jackass fanfic writers still writing in 2024 my fucking life

[dramatic-crying]

just hear me out - being a part of jackass and cky in the 2000s <3

[bammywritesfavtiktoks]

Screaming crying throwing up every time

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: im remembering how you have beef with pandas

DAVE: bruh OBJECTIVELY an f tier animal

DAVE: theyre so dumb and overspecialized

DAVE: shouldve gone extinct two hundred years ago but NOOOO we have to protect them cause people think theyre cute or whatever

JADE: they are cute!!

DAVE: we would lose NOTHING of ecological significance if we lost pandas

JADE: but theyre so adorable :'(

JADE: ok what other animals do you have beef with.

DAVE: fucking cheetahs

JADE: why is that?

DAVE: theyre in the wrong biome

DAVE: actually theyre in the right biome but wrong continent

JADE: where are they supposed to be??

DAVE: they just cant compete with the other african predators bruh

DAVE: drop them into the midwest and theyd be balling

[kat-is-delusional]

Is it just me, or is there like nobody left on Jackass/CKY tumblr? Like there used to be so many writers and fan accounts on here but everybody's gone😭😭😭

Anyways, here are some of my favorite pics of the guys as my contribution to keeping Jackass/CKY tumblr alive🥲

[dangerehrenn]

duddddeeee okay so imagine reader is put in a kinda sexy outfit for a prank and the members are all just flustered as fuck while talking and teasing her

i LOVE this

fem!reader, kinda went off track lol sorryyyy

when you fluster (?) the guys

you’re wearing a nurse outfit you found in your trailer

but the skirt is far too short and the shirt is a tad bit too tight

you know you were put in this outfit to be a ‘distraction’

you don’t mind it though

all eyes are on you and you’re loving it

you’re not sure who’s idea it was, your bet is on spike

regardless of who’s idea it was, it’s getting lots of positive reactions

you casually walk up to the boys who are all sat in an almost circle, talking about stunts they have to do or have done in the past

knoxville is speaking as you walk towards them but he instantly loses his train of thought

not seeing you, bam starts to make fun of johnny for it while taking a sip of his beer

but chokes slightly as he notices you, cheeks going red as you give him a knowing look

“where’s this little get up from?” chris says

“dunno, it was in my trailer with a note saying for me to put it on”

“ok, who’s idea was this?” dave says after looking you up and down, trying his hardest to avoid eye contact

steveo wolf whistles you, telling you to spin

“yeah y/n, spin” wee man says

you do a spin and you hear murmurs of “damn” and “holy shit”

suddenly ehren has to excuse himself, causing the boys to erupt into laughter

“where you going ehren?” bam shouts

“no where!! it- it’s unrelated!”

you take a seat next to preston and ryan

and you fully realise that all your friends have a staring problem

and they all have slight blushes on their faces

it boosts your ego though, so you cant really complain

“you ever find out who left you that outfit? tell me, i wanna thank them personally” knoxville says with a smirk and a laugh

[klearilist]

sometimes "home" is a bunch of stupid guys doing stupid stuff

[make-friends-with-the-rats]

The Many Faces of David Jacobs

original

[dunnswrld]

“dont make a mess sweetheart i gotta stunt in ten minutes.”

is what johnny said to you as he lifted his head from the sweet spot between your thighs, a cocky grin plastered on the fake cowboys face as your juices and his spit dripped down his chin.

“f-fuck off.”

you said breathlessly, johnny only letting out a soft chuckle before he spoke.

“aw dont be so mean.”

is all he said before he connected his lips with your sensitive cilt again. a moan leaving your lips as his mouth returned to the spot you needed him the most.

your fingers were tangled in johnnys brown hair as he ate you like his last meal, the sound of his soft groans could not only be heard but felt against your core; shivers going up your spin as your eyes crossed from the amount of overwhelming pleasure.

everytime johnny was between your thighs it was better then the last if thats even possible. you swear there was no man that enjoyed eating pussy more then your boyfriend did.

johnnys brown eyes looked up at you from between your thighs. his erection only ached more as he saw your reaction to him between your thighs, you looked completely overstimulated with pleasure and he loved it.

this only motivated johnny to push himself deeper between your thighs, his tongue lapping circles around your cilt as lewd slurping noises came from his actions. a high pitched moan leaving your lips as your grip on johnnys hair tightened.

“j-johnny i-im gonna-”

you felt johnnys grip on your hips tighten as he became almost determined to make you cum, and make you cum hard.

you could swear you saw stars as you let out a strain of moans as your hands tried to grab anything they could, a intense wave of pleasure shooting through your body as johnny didnt even care to slow down. he wanted you to be completely worn out from his tongue.

it wasnt until your chest began to rise and fall heavily did johnny stop, slowly kissing his way from between your legs to your cheek. he then gave you a sweet and passionate kiss, he slightly laughed feeling how lazily you kissed back. you were beat.

when johnny pulled away from the kiss you saw his mouth and face that was covered with your cum and his spit. your face couldnt help but turn red at seeing the aftermath of your boyfriend eating you out.

“i said dont make a mess sweetheart.”

johnny softly teased with a shit-eating smirk on his face, using the bottom of his shirt to wipe his mouth off.

(coming back from the dead to write the smallest piece of whatever this is cause i had the urge to write maybe if it does good ill write again idk😟)