#Diasomnia incorrect quotes

[adarkenedforest]

Malleus: Child of man you are very... Endearing.

Yuu: I can't tell if you're being condescending or not-

Lilia: *appears* he's trying to flirt *dissapears*

Yuu: oh-

[alicraft336]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [2]

Lilia: *patting Yuu/Mc on the back* "I'm sure your parents would be very proud of you Yuu/Mc!"

Yuu/Mc: "I actually don't have parents...."

Lilia:

Yuu/Mc:

Lilia: "Your father is very proud of you!"

Yuu/Mc: *confused* "Lilia, I just told you I don't have parents-"

Lilia: "how do you feel about moving into Diasomnia with me and your brother?"

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Malleus: I’m confused 

Yuu: About what?

Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 

Malleus: You should invite me more often then 

One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #323

MC: “Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.”

MC: “One… Two… Three.”

Leona:

Malleus:

MC: “Well now I’m just disappointed in the both of you.”

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#612 WARRIOR-

Lilia*Head stuck between your thighs*YOU SAY THAT IF I WON'T TAP OUT, YOU'LL SUFFOCATE ME?

Yuu*Looking a down at him with a raised brow*???

Lilia: BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!!-

Lilia:*Holding your thighs making them squish his face more*TO DIE BY THIGH, IS THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR!?!

[mrsrookhunt]

Rook: Mm? Mon Tricksteur, you leave so many fingerprints everywhere. I've found yet another set! What are they doing on this random gargoyle? Must you touch everything?

MC: How do you know they're mine?

Rook: The only other set on here is the Roi d' dragons, am I to assume that you came here together?

MC:

Rook:

MC: *pulling out perfume* Say another word and your musk gets ruined--

Rook: Ah! Forgive me, I was simply suggesting that you and him must have---!! -MMMGHH NOOOOOOOOOOO---!!!!!

*SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY*

MC: ENJOY EXPLAINING THIS TO VIL---

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*Malleus somewhere on campus*

*sniff sniff*

Mal: LILIA! LILIA!!! I CAN SMELL CHILD OF MAN FROM HERE TODAY!! MMMMMMMM

[tiyoin]

no cause this is still the funniest twst ss to ever exist

[twistedwonderlandobsession]

Yuu: When I marry Malleus I'm get us a Castel with a shit ton of gargoyles, like filling 60% of the outside walls.

Lilia: *amused* When?

Yuu: Yes, "when" , it's not a question of "if" but of when

Lilia: Hmm~ How are you so sure of that?

Yuu: Have you seen him?

Sebek: YOU DONT DESERVE WAKA SAMA!!!!

Malleus: *immediately starts preparing the wedding since he has had the plan ready since he met them*

[twistedmionn]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #138

[thehollowwriter]

Malleus: I would end Twisted Wonderland for you

Yuu,thinking he's joking: Haha that's sweet, Malleus

Malleus:

Yuu:

Yuu: Oh great Seven you're serious

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh! Lillia! Just the person I needed to see!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: So I've been looking for Malleus all day, do you know where he is?

Lillia: Oh dear, have you now? I'm sure Malleus would be over the moon if he knew you were looking for him

Lillia: but to answer your question, our dear Malleus is currently trying to recruit people to join the little club of his right over there~

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: OH! I see him!

Malleus *trying his best to not seem intimidating*: Join the gargoyle society club 🙂

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AWWWW

Some fool who can't see how sweet malleus is being: AHHH! PLEASE DONT KILL ME I PROMISE I'LL NEVER LOOK YOU IN THE EYES AGAIN AHHHH!!!

Lillia: *sigh* he was never good at these things even when he was younger-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu *magically now holding a bat* I think I'm gonna go help him

Lillia: hmm~ I think that would be lovely

Mc/Y/N/Yuu *about to go threaten the person who disrespected Malleus*

Lillia: *Sigh~* young love~

[bluesylveon2]

Sebek: YOUNG MASTER!! MASTER LILIA!!

Malleus: what is it, Sebek?

Sebek: SILVER IS GETTING HIT ON!

Lilia grabs Malleus and he starts running

Lilia: Formation B!

Malleus and Sebek: roger!!

Cut to Silver casually talking to Yuu

Malleus and Sebek grab onto Silver

Sebek: WHO IS THAT WOMAN? Have you forgotten the night you toasted to my eyes?

Malleus: was it all a lie when you said your time with me was the most enjoyable of all?

Silver: what are you talking about?

Lilia: could you not touch him so casually, please. YOU HOMEWRECKERS!!

Lilia: Silver has violin practice with me now. Let's go home, Silver. Today I'll have you master "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Silver to Yuu: ignore them. your cat ran that way *points to a direction*

Yuu: thank you so much!

Lilia, Malleus, and Sebek: huh?

Silver, looking irritated: now whose idea was this? You're embarrassing me.

Lilia: ✨️😎✨️

Silver: stop doing that!

Sebek and Malleus run off before Silver could question them

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu and Malleus agreeing to wear casual clothes on a date, but ending up dressed up formally:

Malleus: We look like we’re going to a party, not a movie date 

Yuu, suppressing a laugh: We look too dressed up indeed

Malleus: I just wanted to make a good impression on you 

Yuu: I guess I wanted to do the same

Yuu: You look gorgeous by the way 

Malleus: You look marvelous too, my dear

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #311

*Lilia training Malleus on how to flirt with MC*

Lilia: *whispering* “Just tell them ‘You have beautiful eyes’.”

Malleus: *whispering back* “Good idea.”

*Malleus turning to MC*

Malleus: “I have beautiful eyes.”

Lilia: ….

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#675 SOO much in common-

Mal: My Child of man, Do you breathe?

Yuu*Is used to Malleus' quirky questions, smiling sitting beside him* Yess~

Mal*With magic pops out a ...wedding ring at the ready holding it for you*We have too much in common, Let us be mated

[mrsrookhunt]

Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react

Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..

Heartslabyul

*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*

Savanaclaw

*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*

Octavinelle

*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*

Scarabia

*JOYOUS SOBBING*

Pomefiore

*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*

Ignihyde

*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO

Diasomnia

*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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