#Dick calling villains losers

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out of context things heard in wayne manor:

bruce: i understand, but pretending you cooked jerry the turkey is not a proportionate response to damian calling you a peasant again

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jason: look there’s a right way and a wrong way to make food. there’s also the bruce way, which is the wrong way except faster and worse

duke: *frantically scribbling notes*

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tim: do you think our relationship was kinda like incest now?

steph, horrified: never open your mouth in my presence again timothy

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dick: so then he’s like—guys. guys are you seriously signing about me in front of my face. i learned it too—hey i do NOT have a butt chin take that back—

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damian: i don’t understand, why does he wear such a ridiculous hat? is it like that margaret poppins woman grayson showed me?

tim, who watched the live action cat in the hat too much as a kid and is about to violently infodump: well you see-

dick: oh god it’s too late

jason: yeah the brats on his own for this one i’m not fucking dealing with that again

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bruce: are you lying?

tim: always. anyway, like i was saying—

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steph: hey what’s up with you and all the redheads

dick: …i’m not discussing this with you

steph, starting to chase him: gingervitus is a serious affliction! you cant run from this

dick, sprinting away: yes the fuck i can

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duke: so is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the room…

dick:

dick: look i was feeling sentimental and zitka jr. really isn’t any trouble

damian: she is magnificent

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tim: so i dropped out and

duke: wait we can drop out of high school??!!?

bruce: NO.

duke: please bruce ap biology is beating my ass right now

jason: nah tim just got to drop cause bruce was dead and he’s a loser. the real problem is what you’re reading in ap lit right now, because i have thoughts on that curriculum—

duke: i’m not even gonna use half that material in the real world

tim: actually most of our villains have PhDs so their plans are based on pretty real science

duke: not helping timothy

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cass, signing: why are brothers on the ceiling?

jason: tims in timeout from working on his caseload

cass, still confused: yes but why taped to the ceiling

duke: listen if you know a better way of restraining his psycho ass then i’m all ears

cass: and damian?

jason: oh he saw this as free range target practice so he had to go up there too

cass: they are plotting revenge up there

duke: think of it as brotherly bonding

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damian: it’s not my fault he got in the way

bruce: you threw an eclair at lex luthor

damian: i was aiming for drake

tim: bruce we can’t take him anywhere

dick, holding back laughter: timmy you paid four separate people to come to the gala solely to ask lex if they could use his head to see if they had something in their teeth

tim: you have no proof that was me

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duke: look steph, it’s not that we don’t want to help with this

jason: i don’t want to help

duke: it’s more that i don’t think we can physically fit that many people in a shopping cart, and your whole plan kind of hinges on that

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alfred: i’m not mad, just disappointed in you.

every batkid, near tears: sorry alfred

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jason: HE HAD DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AS THE FUCKING WHAT—

bruce: listen—

tim, mouth full and brain empty: the ambassador to iran. crazy right?

dick: tim please

[ghostbsuter]

Ghostbsuter's Masterlist!

Every prompt and idea (outside of the multiple parts: section) is free to use! Have fun. Feel free to credit me as well when you do.

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Multiple parts:

Batclan and Catband

Selina is Danny's mom, recently got engaged to Bruce, and now they're meeting!

[ part 1 | part 2 | part 3 ]

The house of Nightingale & Constantine | #the house of Constantine and Nightingale have infinite beef

Batman called for help.

Now, with Phantom's help and Constantines, they might have a chance. If only he knew those two were rivals and enemies in terms of dark houses.

[ chapters: 1 | ] [ao3] (soon!)

[ snippets: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 ]

[ chap 1 snap-shot ]

Wonder MOM

Danny is a godling, born from the stars and son of Diana. Batman rescued him from abduction, and that's how the JL finds out about the son of WW.

[ part 1 ]

Twins, minus the Demon

Demon Twins Au, Damian and Danyal are the sons of the bat, demon and cat.

Implied and referenced past/current Bruce/Selina/Talia throuple.

[ part 1 ]

Magicians way

Danny is the son of Zatanna and John, member of the Young Just us and well... sometimes things don't go as planned.

[ part 1 | 1/4 ]

Team effort

Danny is a member of the Teen Titans!

[ part 1 | part 2 soon! ]

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Stand alones:

Birthday present (read the reposts!) | (Martian appreciation)

High on fear (read the reposts!) | (ghosts really like emotions)

Joker's Jr. or not? | (danny being the son of joker and harley)

He's Danny | (Joker's Jr. or not? continuation)

Titan missing! | (phantom is teen titans member and amity got kidnapped)

Wingman | (steph x sam)

Dog-napped | (cujo at it again ft. baby assassin)

One way to crush | (Dani crushing on Lian)

Speed running romance | (Dick x Jazz x Babs)

The Fries | (Nora going ghost)

Arson and consequences | (Roy!!)

Babysitting trouble | (baby yeti outside!)

Visitation | (Sam and young justice)

Syn eclipse | (being chased)

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Bats!!

Prompts and snippets of adventures Danny has with various Bats.

College student shaped stray | (dami befriends teen dad danny)

Mom!cass | (time shenanigans end with conspiracy theories)

Calico (read the reposts!) | (nighttime activities as family bonding)

Paranoia | (bonding activity between Duke and Danny)

Harsh truth | (the plans start the moment Ra's fell)

Meta-child | (dick centric)

Villain magnet | (just danny being danny)

Sweet revenge | (danny and bruce)

Diplomatic immunity | (danny in gotham)

Little Brother | (Danny is a drake)

Another Cain | (Danny Cain)

Buying your own mercenary! | (Danny in his deadpool arc)

Grayson's stray | (one police officer picks up a kid)

Robin manifestation!Danny | (child of gotham)

Governmental shit that is (read the Reblogs!) | (dead tired)

1 (+3) new child | (scooby doo but its Danny-Johnny-Kitty-Ember and shadow)

Cell buddies | (Dami and Danny)

Its not a habit | (Tim and danny)

Keeping up with the waynes | (wes theories and denial)

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WONDER W

Prompts and snippets with the one and only! Wonder Woman!

Spiderman meme | (featuring Dani and Diana)

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SUPERS

Prompts and snippets with the local superfam

Metropolis | (hiding)

Twitter beef | (ft. Superman)

Super representative | (confused Clark kent)

New kid dropped | (they're so confused)

Fake it till u make it | (Jon dug his grave)

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SPEEDSTERS!!!

Prompts and snippets of adventures Danny has with various Speedsters.

Bart & Danny | timetraveler & immortal (read the reposts!)

Bart & Danny | playdates

Barry & Danny | Found family via Villain

Bart/Danny | Crushing

Bart & Danny | displaced

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Godly shenanigans | #Billy and Danny are brothers in crime and losers in costumes

Prompts and snippets of Billy and Danny trying to survive in the world of adults.

JL's own trouble kids

Double the trouble

Pranksters in disguises

Grounded

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Anything with Connie

Prompts and snippets of various ways of Danny interacting with John Constantine.

Troubled and Dad shaped

Imprisoned but not dead?

Breaking in

Hell adventures

Zones

Rush hour

He when (head wanted, not alive)

Haunted menace

Nail polish

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Loser Round 4: Damian Wayne (DC) vs. Jason Todd (DC)

A rematch? It's so funny how the bracket turned out this way.

Propaganda under the cut.

Damian Wayne (9-14):

Damian is a kid who was raised as an assassin and because of that when he first appears he has some really messed up ideas of how to prove himself to his father by being aggressive with the criminals they capture and attacking his brother. Because of this people act like he is the most evil character ever and refuse to give him any grace. They make him out to be this awful irredeemable monster who just wants to kill his brother and hurt people. If the fandom isn’t making his out to be The Worst(tm) then they are ignoring his existence all-together. He is a really interesting character who has done some not so great things but he’s grown and learned a lot through various character arcs (as much of an arc as a comic book character can have) and he deserves to be acknowledged for himself and not just as a villain so that people can woobify his brother.

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HES JUST A LITTLE BABY GUY!!!!! Little baby man raised as an assassin and learning how to be a real person <3. But because he was kind of a dick and also a little stabby early-on, especially to the fandom's main "so sad uwu depressed baby" blorbo (and also he's not white), people treat him like he's satan incarnate

Jason Todd (~12):

Most of the Tumblr fandom likes this guy but if you step outside this website then wham so many people say he got what he deserved as a kid and Batman can't be cool if he's a dad so it's important for Batman to trash-talk his dead child constantly so we can all agree what a bad idea it was. Also wanna highlight that a lot of the records we have from fans at the time were clear they disliked Robin for BEING a child. Like a lot of the little dude characters in this tournament are treated too harshly for making an ugly choice and the fans aren't being understanding or sympathetic that the choice is made by a child character who is immature and not developed and strong enough to make a good choice and stuff. But THIS little dude was specifically hated FOR being a child. People wanted tough loner guy Batman not Batdad and his little buddy. The first Robin would drive back from college and guest star sometimes and be advertised as the Teen Wonder and people were like yeah okay but then Batman actually starts being a single parent for a child with needs and people were like UGH not the BOY Wonder. Today pretty much everywhere you see Batman fans saying Batman is better solo, no kid, it's not realistic to have a kid, a kid shouldn't be in the movies blah. Even if the comics they always find a way to send away the new kid so that Batman never has to parent. So all the Robins are being excluded from the narrative but I think this one is THE symbol of Batman fans hating a child character just for being a child.

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Robin, Jason Todd, THE hated child character. In the 1980s, Batman comics had become increasingly dark and gritty. According to editor O'Neil himself, the courted audience wasn't kids but 19-40 year old men with disposable income. Batman's child sidekick, Robin, was offensively campy and childish. Fans called him wimpy, annoying, dumb, bratty, etc. Also people complained that Batman acting like an affectionate dad was unmanly and gay. Robin acts violent and emotional and people are like "ew he's so childish and emotional"—and then Batman literally acts just as murderously and emotionally within literally the same exact story and people are like "wow he's so dark and tortured". So in 1988 (after brutalizing Batgirl to get rid of her for being too bright and nice and kid-friendly), DC held a paid poll for fans to vote for Robin to live or die. O'Neil claims he heard a fan (a grown man with a dayjob as a lawyer) programmed a phone to spam kill votes. One fanguy claimed that he sold his Mercedes to buy kill votes (probably an exaggeration but still). By less than 1% margin, the vote decided to kill Robin in a spectacularly violent way. Anyway the 1989 Batman movie brought in a huge wave of new child comicbook fans who liked the new Robin (a very cool teenage high school Robin with a driver's license and a girlfriend), and DC started a separate Robin-less Batman series called Legends of the Dark Knight to make the anti-Robin writers and fans happy. But to this day, many fans agree it was a good idea to kill off the other Robin so that his foolish death reminds other characters to never be childish and stupid again. Bonus: the current Robin (usually a traumatized 10-year-old) has also been facing some pretty loud hatred for over 15 years.

[localebra]

Henchmen of Killer Moth

Apearing in Batgirl: Year One #1 till #5 where they try to rob a policemens ball before being stopped by a Barbra Gordon in her first fight as Batgirl. Afterwards Killer Moths henchmen most defining trait is show, that being they abandon him the moment his money dryed up. There colouring and wing shaped glasses are a brilliant look, almost as brilliant as what there absences provided Killer Moth. Them leaving does two things, show something that must happen in Gotham more then any villain would like to admit and cement Killer Moth as a loser villain.

I love the design great and it is a missed opportunity that they weren't called Moth Men. It would be interested for him to recognise one as a henchmen for Penguin or Joker years later.

The only other point is he did try to have Firefly as a sidekick in the story and fail, but Killer Moth should have his own Robin. He was originally made as an anti-Batman so his anti-Robin could mirror any of the Robins. Someone trying to get back at Robin for Dick, a street thug for Jason, a wannabe fan for Tim & his own bastard for Damien or Stephanie.

[adhdslugcrimes]

Iris vs Barry on Wally autistic subject being chemistry

Barry: whatcha doing kiddo?

Wally, in their driveway: distilling Mercury.

Barry: ah cool kiddo, just remember your goggles.

Wally: okie dokie!

Vs

Iris: what are you doing Hun?

Wally: working with uranium!

Iris: what the fuc-udge... Where did you get uranium from sweetheart?

Wally: Dick gave it too me as an early birthday present! He said some loser villain had it and didn't want to dispose of it not properly so once I'm done it will be all gone!

Iris: that's sweet Hun, I'm going to call Bruce to thank Dick for this lovely gift.

Iris on the phone: Bruce Tomas Wayne, why are you letting your child handle uranium and giving it to my child! Oh once Barry is off work I'm coming over to kick your rich pampered ass.

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Okay, okay, okay. I LOVE the concept of Salty!Matt you came up with, now I can’t stop thinking…what about Villainous!Nick? 😏 I bet he’s a mean, possessive, sarcastic jerk and I’m here for it!

I cannot believe you brought into the light a subject that was shared with you over the confidentiality of wine, bitch. But you know what? I’m not mad about it because it really is a nice concept, isn’t it 😏 *UNEDITED, because yolo - as the kids used to say - also I’m too old for these youngster slangs, ok. Forgive me*

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Nick’s crystal clear blue eyes followed his brother’s footsteps but his lips never left yours. He watched as his brother contorted from discomfort and he couldn’t help but smile knowing he was the cause of Matt’s uncomfortableness.

“What are you grinning about?” You asked after pulling back from the kiss. His eyes fixated on you and he smiled once again “Just happy to have you, that’s all”

“You’re too sweet” You landed one last peck on his lips before asking “More pie?” As you grabbed his plate from the coffee table.

“Yes, please” Nick’s hand was pressed against your lower back and he made no effort to retrieve it before you walked away. The silent reminder of who you belonged to didn’t go unnoticed by Matt, who just stared as his brother’s hand slipped from your lower back to brush against your ass as you walked towards the kitchen.

The subtle clenching of Matt’s jaw made Nick smirk to himself “This loser really thinks he stands a chance. Poor thing”, the wicked thought roamed Nick’s mind until the sly smirk turned into an evil grin.

“Hey, angel. Could you grab me another Diet Coke please?”

“Sure thing. Where is it?”

“Bottom drawer in the fridge” Nick answered before he stared at Matt with a smirk

The chocolate eyes intently watched as you bent down to reach for the bottom drawer of the fridge, the creamy orange pants served as a perfect canvas to your backside, the soft fabric cupped your round cheeks perfectly. Nick stood up from the couch and stopped beside his older brother, the sly grin never left his lips as he took a handful of his semi erection while his clear blue eyes also focused on your ass.

“Are you sure it’s here? I can’t find it” You called from the kitchen

“Yeah. It’s in the back part of the drawer, angel. Like, far in the back” Nick let out a soft hiss when you bent ever further down. His hand continued to play with his growing erection, the fingertips softly teased the tip with small pinches and he could feel all of his blood violently pumping through his body towards his groin.

“The true sight though is without the pants” Nick whispered to his brother “Like this is a fucking tease, but without it is the fucking paradise, even more if there’s no panties, when you can get glimpses of the plump lips between her thighs, begging for you to taste them. And when you pull back, you can’t decide if you want to fuck her ass or her pussy because both are begging to be filled. And fuck, she’s so tight” Nick grunted “It’s like some sort of black magic. Doesn’t matter how many times you fuck her, she’s always so fucking tight! Seems like the more you fuck her the tighter she becomes. And don’t even get me started on what that mouth can do. She could convince me to murder someone and hide their body if my payment is going to be a blowjob” He laughed before continuing “When I tell you she can take a dick like nobody else, fuck she’s so eager for it. And she takes everything so nicely, she takes every fucking inch while begging for more and you know I’m on the generous side so not every woman can handle it. But her? Oh fuck, she takes everything! In the ass, in the pussy, in the throat…there’s this cock slut that lives inside of her that never seems to get enough. She’ll do anything you ask, she fucks, she sucks, she rides, she loves being watched, loves to be shared, loves getting manhandled, spanked, gagged, choked, fingered, used, degraded…she’s fucking perfect”

“Oh, found it!” You called before standing up to open the can

Matt let out a low moan at his brother’s confessions before a warning snarl left his lips after Nick’s final statement: “And you know what the best part is, Matt? Is that I get to enjoy all of that! ME! Not you, big bro. ME! Don’t you ever forget that, Matty. Not even when you go upstairs to jerk off. She’s mine, not yours” Nick patted Matt’s shoulder “Now excuse me, because I need a kind of relief only MY wife can provide” With a final chuckle, Nick met you halfway through the living room. He took both the plate and the can out of your hands and placed them on top of the dining table, he whispered something that made you giggle before he intertwined your fingers and pulled you towards the garage.

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Mothman's Buffy Rewatch: Season 2, Episodes 5, 6, and 7 "Reptile Boy", "Halloween" and "Lie to Me"

Reptile Boy

Ok I actually watched this episode last week and forgot to write a post about it lol my bad

Anyway Buffy and Cordelia get drugged! Horrifying!

Damn Giles let Buffy have fun she's fucking 17 and facing death every day

Kind of love Cordelia and Buffy sort of starting a friendship

Is the snake like. A metaphor for dick. Like the club is dangerous because you'll get drugged and then men will take advantage of you with the "snake"?

Especially since its university age men trying to date high schoolers like freaks

And then there's the guy who told buffy not to talk to the snake because she's a woman and then gets the shit beat out of him get fucked shitidiot

I wish he died horribly <3 misogyny is punishable by death if you're a fictional character in my book tbh

Damn they've really been sacrificing women for centuries, i originally thought this was a newer group due to the lack of old people

Halloween

Xander is such a loser lol at least tell Buffy thank you for saving you from getting the lights beat out of him

Cordelia and Angel interactions are so funny to me 😭😭

Honestly I really feel Willow when she feels uncomfortable in revealing clothing. I want to be, but it's hard

Yo Oz and Willow first conversation

Noooo the poor old lady 😭 at least she's fine

Princess Buffy is so silly but kind of annoying and Army Xander is better than real Xander if I'm being honest

I think princess buffy should've had a moment where she accidentally hurt someone or broke something and was surprised and confused because she's just a weak woman (in her words) and she doesn't know she's the slayer

Honestly seeing Buffy like this makes me insanely uncomfortable and I don't know why? I'm just not used to it ig

ETHAN THE GUY GILES HAS BEEF WITH I FORGOT ABOUT HIM

GILES JUST FUCKING PUNCHES HIM I LOVE IT

"Hi honey, I'm home :)" iconic but it also made me think of the song "Honey I'm Home"

Beat his ass Buffy! I love to hate Spike

Oz already being infatuated with Willow is so cute

Tbh I think this was a really cool episode concept in general

Lie to Me

Damn this kid knows stranger danger. Almost wasn't enough to save him though rare Angel W

I kind of love Drusilla she's so

Every time Cordelia opens her mouth in class I become violent

Oh Buffy long lost friend? He's gonna be evil for sure

FORD F-150

Xander and Angel both being threatened by a man who knows Buffy, get a life

Lmfao the lonely ones

"Ours is a forbidden love." Lmfao

Spike possessive moment. I do appreciate when he realizes he's hurt drusilla he apologizes, good boyfriend I guess

Ah man fuck Ford <3 I hope he dies

"I don't deserve to die" yes you do <3

Ain't no way he's calling Buffy out because she didn't know he has a terminal illness when he's about to commit MASS MURDER 😭

Buffy don't apologize he sucks

God everything about this man pisses me off more than the average Buffy villain of the week

I love how much Spike actually cares about Dru

"Uh. Where's the doorknob" his tone was so funny to me

Lol get fucked Ford

NOOO HE DOESNT DESERVE FLOWERS

WAIT THEY ACTUALLY TURNED FORD LMFAO

Ok I understand hes afraid and he has a horrible illness and it's complicated and whatever it's just Everything about him pisses me off so much and I refuse to feel sympathy. Idk it's interesting what horrible circumstances leads people to due though, I think this episode has a lot to think about I'm just a hater

"Lie to me." "Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guy are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everyone loves happily ever after." I'm fucking sobbing this line gets me so hard

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Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 8: The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV) Characters

LD Curtain versus Jeffers versus Dr Garrison

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. They are all tanned white people. Curtain has hair slicked to the side and is shown pursing his lips and throwing his hands back; Jeffers has a moustache and is grimacing; and Dr Garrison looks like she's about to sneeze. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Propaganda:

LD Curtain: "He's both a cringefail loser (See: 1. repeatedly beaten by a group of literal children, at one point even saying "they have proven to be my only worthy adversaries" (<- man talking about a group of eleven year olds), 2. screaming at a child, while visibly tearing up, "I AM NOT SAD! I AM *FINE!*", 3. genuinely thinking he can simply say no to having narcolepsy, 4. keeps little painted figurines of his brother and co and does magic tricks with them to intimidate an eleven year old, sincerely thinks this is an extremely cool thing to do), a bad dad (terrible both in the sense that he's emotionally abusive and in the sense that he thinks he's doing suuuuuuuch a good job and he very much isn't), and just like. evil?? but not in the sexy way. and also he's in denial about it which makes it even LESS sexy. Negative sexy if you will. "I'm not bad. who thinks that" sir you are standing in your mind control machine. "Sticky! Friend! Evil is a bit harsh!" sir you psychologically tortured him. anyway he does stupid little magic tricks and is a complete failure but somehow manages to convince everyone that he's charming and actually very cool. while obviously like, starting a cult or being just visibly a cringefail maniac two seconds from flying off the handle. anywya this got out of hand the point is: UNFUCKABLE."

Jeffers: "he's just. a sad little man. the biggest loser i've ever seen. [shrek voice] he can't even secure a perimeter! no but seriously the way he just like. fails at literally everything he does? he even annoys CURTAIN with his incompetence/general loseritude. if he tried to have sex i think somehow the bed would end up on fire and he'd have to leave literally with his head hanging. somehow his dick would just fall off and bounce on the floor like a sad little worm on a string. i'm so sorry for giving you that mental image and if you want to kill me for it i understand"

Dr Garrison: "Dr. Garrison is *the* representation for unfuckable insane women in STEM we’ve all been waiting for. She spends the entirety of the show conducting unethical experiments. To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure if she’s ever heard of the concept of “relaxing” or “having fun.” She has the energy of “someone who should’ve had a girlboss villain arc and had a midlife crisis instead.” Actually, that is literally what happens. She was fired and framed by her boss and she *should’ve* had her hot girl divorcee revenge arc; instead, she’s hiding out in a root cellar paying off a gang of teenage lesbians to kidnap a 7 year old that she needs for further unethical experiments. The last time we see her on screen, she’s sobbing collapsed on a table as the 7-year old her lesbians kidnapped administers what I like to call “malicious therapy.” It is important to note that she is wearing what appears to be a potato sack throughout this entire encounter.

Basically, her cringe fail swag combined with her “never heard of the concept of fun” energy as well as her impending midlife crisis combine to create an incredible aura of unfuckability. (However, I am a fool. I could fix her <3)"

[marunalu]

On that ask regarding Izuku inspiring others over Bakugo and how you mentioned how could anyone see Bakugo as the No.1 hero it reminded me when Aizawa was yelling that Bakugo couldn’t die as he still had to become the No.1 Hero. And I’m sitting there thinking really Aizawa you finally know the situation with Izuku, you are aware how he inspires everyone in class, what he has done and what he can do now yet you still think Bakugo is still better then Izuku?!

Yeah as someone who actually likes aizawa a lot, I really have to say him sucking bakugous dick really pisses me off! But he was playing favorites with bakugou already from the very start of the manga so the moment he says bakugou still needs to become the nr 1 hero wasnt that surprising to me! In aizawas eyes there is no fault in bakugou! I get that he cares for him and that he doesnt want him to die (he is still a kid), but favoring him so much over izuku (and pretty much every other of his students) in their everyday life and after all the amazing things izuku archived in just one year, while bakugou archived absolutely NOTHING outside of ua, wasnt able to make a name for himself and villains actually see him as a joke and dont take him serious while they see izuku as a big threat and still aizawa highlights how speacial bakugou is and how he was born to become the nr 1 hero makes me just sitting here like "DUDE! bakugou is pretty much the biggest loser of this whole story, the biggest damsel in distress, his whole character and plot circles only around izuku and stands in his shadow, civilans dont like him, villains dont take him serious and laugh at him and on top of all he is an arrogant asshole and treats everyone around him like shit and you want THIS guy to become the nr 1 hero??? Like WTH!!! If bakugou ever becomes the nr 1 hero, japan is DONE FOR and I seriously rather consider to let afo rule over the world, before I accept that bakugou gets all the fame, glory and love izuku deserves for doing absolutely NOTHING!"

Aizawa is biased towards bakugou! He is his favorite! But the problem is aizawa sees more bakugous quirk then bakugou as a person, like it is with most people around bakugou! People "like" bakugou and believe he would be a great hero, because his quirk is cool and flashy. Bakugou is most of the time an childish arrogant asshole whos only real character trait is his explosive temper. Aizawa doesnt care about his personality, he wants bakugou to beat up villains and be a shining star on the hero ranking list, to make people go WOOOOOWWWWWW, when he is on the tv. Its really telling how aizawa praises bakugou all the time and stands up for him when HE fucks up, but barely ever praises izuku, calls him "problem child" despite izuku just doing his fucking job as a future hero and never stood up for him the way he does for bakugou! Punishes izuku alongside bakugou after BAKUGOU lured izuku outside at night, attacked him and izuku just defended himself!!

I already said it in the past and I say it again, even as someone who loves aizawa. He SUCKS as a teacher. Not only because of how much he failed izuku till to this point and playing favorites with bakugou, but he simply has no teaching qualitys and he should have been suspended a long time ago!

[real-sun-wukong-fan01]

Same anon who talked about the master swap hero and warrior speech here, a 100% agreed. I can imagine Wukong just sending a free invitation to Macaque to watch his plays, which non subtly insults him in any way possible. Most of them have Macaque's character, either be a villain, murdered by not Wukong, or have a huge call out about his actions.

It is like the Dr. Eggman speech meme

Wukong: I have come to make an announcement, the six eared macaque is a bitchass motherfucker. He stole my fucking life. That's right, he impersonated me and stole my friends and left me with nothing. So I am making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Six Ears, you are nothing, but a pathetic speck of dirt before impersonating me, no one even knew you enough to give 2 shits," and guess what? Without me, you would still nothing! PFFFTAHAHAHA THAT IS RIGHT YOU WOULD BE A LOSER WITH NO ONE, BUT YOURSELF TO CARE! He stole my identity, so guess what? I AM GOING TO STEAL HIS TOO! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET, A CONSTANT REMINDER OF HOW MUCH YOU FUCKED UP! How do you like that Macaque?! I even changed my fur colour you dick! You have 23 seconds before I take out my golden hooped staff and beat the shit out of you, now get out of my sight before I start going after your friends too.

I like to think he gets MK free invitations as well, not to teach him or anything about their relationship (okay, maybe a little bit), but because he wants attention and finds MK cool (despite his idolisation of Macaque).

keep forgetting if i did answer this and its just my pc or no but this is my favorite thing of all times

[ambeauty]

Titans Final Thots & Feelings

Hi Family! We’ve come to that time where I have final processed my journey with Titans. I started Titans in 2020! Thanks to you folks on here giffing the gorgeous Brenton & Anna smiling next to the Jeep at the end of s1! I was trying to figure out what the hell that show was for probably a year and it was finally available on a streamer I had access to! And s1 sucked me in immediately! I watched TTG a bit but other than that I was completely unaware of the depth and beauty of the stories the Titans had. And of course I was deeply smitten with the romantic story blossoming between Dick & Kory. But I also loved the group dynamics of everyone and that continued in s2! I honestly was okay with Kory having her own journey to go on separate from Dick, because that was what they decided to do before “trying it again sometime.” And I loved Slade as the villain! I truly believed he was going to fuck the Titans up and tear them apart. Now the ending with Donna was a mess but otherwise the villain arc was so well done! And then we come to 3! And I had been watching Titans virtually alone up until that point and then I discovered there was a whole community of Titans fans on Tumblr/Twitter and we all got to commiserate together about how bad Jason/Crane were, DickBabs unnecessary romance, and Dick being a total loser! A fun time was had by all. And then after much anticipation we get to s4!

Season 4 opening was damn near perfect! I literally had no notes! Opening scene Kory! Next scene the fam goofing off and Dick and Kory on their own private mini date. Dick was TALKING! FLIRTING! DOING ALL THE THINGS WE EVER WANTED HIM TO DO! He and Kory displayed the perfect balance between co-leaders and tiptoeing around their budding romance. And then Jinx entered the picture and I just wanted to ask why. Not as a character but as Dick’s ex? I reiterate again that it was just another opportunity for DK antis to find another person to ship Dick with. Now it was very obvious how annoyed he was by her but still a completely unnecessary plot and I feel like the tone and momentum shifted in 3&4 that I just did not like in terms of DK’s development.

My main issue with Dick is that he did not allow for Kory to be vulnerable with him in regards to her fears about the prophecy. He stopped being a partner and regressed back into old Dicholas out of fear! I wanted him to listen to her, even if he didn’t believe it or didn’t want to. That would’ve shown growth in his character. That he didn’t have to always be right and that he was emotionally strong enough to be Kory’s strength. It was a complete missed opportunity to have their vulnerability end with the end of 406. That being said 405 was the best episode of the season! THAT WAS A MOMENT I WILL NEVER FORGET! Even though it was a vision, seeing Dick, Kory and Mar’i and the entire family celebrating their baby’s birthday was perfect and what we deserved after everything.

They set part 2 up to be something that was going to be important and the fact of the matter was it just wasn’t. Brother Blood was still crying and throwing up over Mayhem. And he didn’t get his suit or real powers until the literal end. Gar’s episode was really special and I enjoyed it a lot! But it seems like all of his progress in the red went unused after the episode ended. Like they just did not care that he gained so much power after he and Kory got out of the red. And that just fell by the wayside. There was no reason why he didn’t shift to pull those cords or turn into multiple animals in that hallway fight in the finale. Make it make sense.

And then we get to my main gripe! Who was doing the actual writing in the room? Because Dick had the same lines every episode. “Kory” “It won’t happen.” “I thought I lost you.” As much as I love him calling out her name, he had so much more to say to her. Talk about how he wanted the future in the vision. How he was scared to lose her. How he couldn’t say goodbye to her because he didn’t want to do life without her. HOW HE LOVED HER! Y’all they never got to say that but he did get to insinuate he was ready to have that baby (which I loved) but also like where’s my love confession! They deserved that moment at the very least.

At first I was underwhelmed by the kiss but further investigation with gifs and stills it was really sweet. Their entire arc was sweet. Wholesome, but it wasn’t as intense as I personally expected it and need it to be. Chemistry was wasted on frankly elementary writing. Thank God for Brenton & Anna’s acting skills which allowed us to be able to read between the literally lines, but at this point, I have been so tired of having to interpret every damn glance and brush of the fingers against the face. LIKE GIVE THEM THINGS TO SAY! You could tell that imo the show runner did not want to do a romance between them and literally just did the bare minimum in order to shut the fans up. He says as much in the featurette. And in doing so, he destroyed his favorite characters ability to grow beyond just the muscle and man with the plan of the team. Kory deserved a partner who she could lean on. And Dick wasn’t always that, even when it was literally his only plot point of substance.

Also nobody expects this show to be a romcom or a DK porn. And it abhors me every time I see someone using that as an insult to DK Stans. What we did want to see them do is grow together authentically at a pace that matched what had been shown to us to the prior 3 seasons. We knew that Dick had feelings for Kory in s2. He was so upset that she left him in a vulnerable spot, he sent himself to jail! And in s3 he could barely keep his eyes off of her. Stalking her from high vantage points, completely sabotaging his date with Babs, and visualizing their daughter as a reason to come back to life. So WHY was there a need for them to literally snail drag to the finish line? My only reason is because the show runner wasn’t into it.

And I can say objectively that I enjoyed the fact that Kory was the center of the season. It literally started and ended (Conner scene aside) with her. She was the key to it all and the Titans got to help her, albeit frustratingly so along the way. I wish that Rachel, Gar and Kory all had equal time with a formidable villain like Brother Blood. It really would’ve ratcheted up the stakes for a Dick who remained completely delusional (although he was the manifestation warrior) the entire season. This season had no stakes whatsoever. Our family did the best the could with what they had but they could’ve been given so much more.

I don’t think we’ll see Titans at least in this form, in a very long time. Unfortunately DC is sitting on a goldmine with these characters and if they are done well could probably turn the profits for the company. I think if they touch them again.. they’ll be younger and probably not as diverse, but that’s me being pessimistic. My hope is that the impact our actors made on these characters is a lasting effect and if they choose to reboot the team that it is done by someone who has passion for the actual Titans. Let Batfam be batfam but let the Titans have their own thing. Our show put in the work to build a special fanbase and I want it to continue, but those people in charge, I don’t trust them.

It’s been hella fun with you all for the most part. I definitely got to see the ugly side of fandom, but what I love and take with me in this experience is the beauty. I have met so many wonderful and genuine people and I never thought at my big age that I would be making new friends who I genuinely love and respect. It takes a special type of person to be a titans fan and it’s clear that we all have way more in common than we think and that is the most beautiful thing of all. Never in my life did I think creative writing would come back to me in this way. That I would have supporters and partnership in this way. Just from a little DC show! I am still blown away and thank you all for making this hobby something so worthwhile and fulfilling in my busy life!

I have stories to finish and ideas flowing out of my pores so you guys got me for a long time to come!!!💜💙💜💙💜💙🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚

[myfaveisfuckable]

Rants!

John x the cop from chapter 3: Oh my god.. im probably the only person ever that thought that but the cop calling john "preacher" had... An effect on me!! These two are definitely fucking.. I like to call the cop Jacob for simplicity sake. I invited this mfs a backstory because YES to me they are friends to strangers to lovers.. so Jacob and John meet in a all boy school when they where younger. Jacob was pretty and popular and John inspired to be like him (he was kinda seen as a little loser) so he was moved to talk to him. While jacob as many people around him , he doesn't have a friend so he gladly accepted! They both very quickly got close and both developed feeling for each other. A cute thing John did was to come at Jacob's work (a fastfood of some kind) and started to remember when he got his breaks so they can spend it together. John doesn't even like the food there l. It all changed when , during a party, they both decided to drink. Whole being drunk , they slow danced and kissed. Jacob absolutely didn't mind this , it was heaven to him! But John as a very religious background and got in trouble. He was moved to a Christian school and forbidden to talk to him ever again. They both kinda moved on, until they meet again in chapter 3 as adults!! Oo!!!

Liu Qingge/Zhuzhi Lang: Both these dudes are from Scum Villain's Self Saving System, which is a chinese novel by the author MXTX (I cannot remember the full name im sorry).

Liu Qingge is known as a 'war god' and he's, to put it lightly, Fightsexual. Boy's got IQ specifically geared towards getting into and out of fights. He was one of the strongest characters in the story (like, 3rd strongest if you dont count the protagonist's dad who was uhm 'retired' by the start of the story lol). He's also Incredibly Princely Pretty.

Zhuzhi Lang is a half-snake demon with self-esteem issues and can turn into a large snake, and can also probably give Liu Qingge a good fight! ngl I just love Liu Qingge and I ship over half a dozen people with him. Zhuzhi Lang is a top contender though because he's a sweet guy, can totally get into vore, can give Liu Qingge a challenge, and also probably has 2 dicks-

[hardchoicespod]

How good do Spider-Man villains bang?

[We're not talking about hotness. This is only about what they bring to the bedroom]

Norman Osborn is a shit f*ck. FINDOM THIS DOOFUS 🤑🤑🤑 Unless you want to hear that screechy ass Green Goblin voice. You want to hear him tell you hard he's gonna nut in that voice?

2. Doctor Octopus? WHAT A F*CKING ROMANTIC! LOOK AT THAT FACE! Do you not think he brings flowers??? Man has trained each limb to make you scream in a different way.

3. J. Jonah Jameson. Not technically a villain, but like, don't you want to fuck this absolute smug asshole bastard? LEAVE THE CIGAR LIT, BABYEEEEE

4. Venom is the ultimate goo husband and will love you and keep you safe and eat pop-tarts with you at 3am, but also, he got that tooooongue 👅👅👅

5. Mephisto is gonna make you think he's f*cking you and then suddenly, from the mists of this incredible performance of raw sexual power, he appears and then does a comedy 💦 on you because motherf*cker can't resist. Do you want this dude to nut on your tits and then laugh at his own dumbf*ck genius?

6. Rhino is a problem. Look, is the dick trapped in the suit or not? If this is hardcore chastity play, okay. Okay, we can fuck like that Rhino. But don't you want this weirdo to just cut loose and pound you so hard the neighbors call your super? HE IS A FULL TIME FURRY AND ALSO DOES CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! Find out about that dick situation first tho, probably.

You want more lovingly horny takes about these dorks? listen to Hard Choices 26 - Spider-Man and get all the boners you can possibly handle. Episode description? Babe, I got you.

We all know that with great power comes great responsibility. You know what else comes with great power? Us when we think about Spider-Man! It's not just Peter Parker who makes our web-shooters go thwip, either; he's got a huge cast of friends, foes, and supporting characters to suit every taste, from monsterfucks like Venom, to adorable loser fucks like The Shocker, to the jackpot herself, Mary Jane. This episode, your friendly neighborhood MeganBob pushes DEEP into the Spiderverse to find the median, the zenith, and the nadir of its fuckability, all with the help of: The Amazing Annie Craton! The Spectacular James D'Amato! And Dan Mulkerin from an alternate reality where he never lost his Captain Universe powers! IN THIS ISSUE: Dan single-handedly promotes Tombstone from D-tier to Daddy-tier MeganBob discovers the only bad way to listen to "The Cruel Angel's Thesis" Annie lets Carnage's gooey appeal blind her to his, you know, everything else And James finally takes a public stance on whether eating boys is wrong!

Is this podcast safe for work? F*ck no it isn't. Is this going to make you laugh so hard you snort a cheeto? Yeah, probably. Jump to anywhere in the episode for takes that will make you go "Ya'll need god."

Big Sloppy Kisses, Hard Choices 💋🍆

Which spidey character's are your top three f*cks? We won't tell.

[roadkillremi]

New Freak Episode 2

Pairing : Eddie Munson x Gothic Metalhead Fem Reader.

Warnings : Bullying, language, mentions of drugs, mentions selling drugs, kissing.

Part 1

You tapped your foot impatiently waiting for English class. No one else in your classes gave a shit to see you as a human. You already got spit balled at and teased. Recently getting called the, "Real Freak" of Hopkins. Apparently taking Eddie's place from him being the freak. Once the bell rung you sped walk out the class. You spotted Eddie going through his locker. You walked towards him tapping his shoulder.

"Hey!"

"oh, hey! How's the second day, New kid?"

You laughed a bit "making tons of new friends. Everyone loves me. Might win prom queen Before I get drenched in pigs blood at least." He chuckled a bit, "Carrie reference?".

"Yup"

Eddie shut his locker and looked above your head. You turned around to see a group of brick headed boys. They snickered as they walked by making eye contact with you.

"Finally found someone whose more of a freak than you." One of them directed at Eddie.

You rolled your eyes, "And I finally found someone with a bigger Dick than yours!". He stopped and looked at you over his shoulder. He smiled walking towards you, "wanna test that, sweetheart?"

You smiled sweetly, "No. I'm pretty sure my dick is bigger than yours.". Eddie smiled and softly grabbed your arm, "Let's leave before they get jealous.". You began to walk away. The feeling of your shoulder being yanked back.

"Don't run away, baby. You already begun."

You pushed his arm off of you being slightly to weak. Eddie pulled you behind him, "stop, man. She's a girl" you scoffed at his comment. A teacher poked their head out of the classroom.

"Munson! Trying to start a fight?"

"no, sir." Eddie mumbled. The group of guys just laughed and walked away. You gently took his arm leading him to the classroom.

"thanks, Eds" you smiled up at him. He smiled back, "Can't have my goth girl leaving the school.". He sat in his seat, you stood there for a second before walking over to yours.

His goth girl-

He was just being friendly, it's what he does. Your stomach started feeling all fluttery. You looked over seeing a peak of the bats in his arm. You leaned towards him, "how many tattoos do you have?" You tried to make small talk hoping it'd work. He smiled looking at you, "That's kinda personal don't you think?". You leaned closer to him, "I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.". He grinned and leaned in towards you, "in your dreams, sweetie.". You sat back up, "Loser." .

"Basket Case" he joked. You looked at him one last time before class started. You knew it was to early to like someone. Yet he was in your head, maybe because he was welcoming. It's too early to get caught up in emotions.

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You ate the sad glazed carrots on your tray. Eddie talked loudly about his next campaign. The boys cheered excitedly for the next meeting. You didn't quite understand it yet but you tried. You look at him, "This may sound really stupid-".

"No! no! Speak for all thy ears to hear" he joked before focusing.

"what if you did a small campaign based off like a horror movie? Would that work?"

All the guys except Eddie laughed. You kept looking at him trying to tone the laughing out.

"Shut up!" He yelled. It went silent at the table quick, "What do you mean?" He asked. You lightly bit your lip thinking, "What I've heard from you talking about D&D that you the, Dungeon Master-". You were cut off by Jeff choking on his food. You stared at Eddie trying to stay focused, ignoring what he was implying, as Eddie glared at him.

"And you usually do villains and stuff so what if you did like a murderer on the lose campaign! Not now but it's an idea and it can be short."

Eddie grinned, "it's not traditional but it's a starting point. I look into it.". You smiled at Eddie before continuing to eat your food. He smiled back before going back into his speech.

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All your other classes went by and here you were sitting on the sidewalk waiting. Eddie was twirling his keys around his finger spotting you sitting there. He smiled trying to sneak up to you from behind.

"don't you dare." You said glancing over your shoulder. He grinned sitting by you, "waiting for your chariot?". You nodded, he studied you for a moment. You gently hugged your knees, gripping a piece of paper in one hand.

"gotta love letter already?" He said referencing the letter. You looked up at him, "Why? Jealous?". He placed his hand over his heart, "ouch.". You rolled your eyes, "It's not a love letter. It's something though." You opened it up for him to see. There was a crappy doodle of a witch being hung. Under it said 'Die Witch Die'. He stayed silent, "Scared I'm witch?" You teased. He took the paper, "witches are hot." He smiled putting the paper in his pocket.

"Witches are known to be old and have warts, Munson."

"Not my witches." He grinned. You smirked, "how do you do it? The freak thing. Doesn't it hurt?". He shrugged, "Embraced it I guess. I mean why conform to the sheep?" He bumped his shoulder into yours playfully. You nodded in agreement, "Is someone supposed to get you?"

"Yeah, but my stepmom has work and my dad is probably busy.." you sighed.

"I can take you home.." he offered, "I can't freak them out if they get here and I'm not here.". You sat up taking your bookbag off your back laying back on the warm pavement. Eddie scratched his head, "I'll wait with you.". You squinted to get a good look at him, "You don't have to, I don't need a big strong man to protect me.". Eddie stopped for a second, big strong man was never something he's gotten called. He smiled, "Maybe I need you to protect me.". You scoffed, "I'll make sure all the ugly witches stay back.".

He laid down beside you closing his eyes. He wasn't like how he always was, talkative. He didn't know what to say to you, scared he'll scare you away.

"Eddie."

"Yeah?"

"Thanks for being my friend.."

He looked over to his side to see you. You were looking at him, your face inches from his.

" You don't have to thank me. You're metal as hell! No one can rock the teased up hair like you!". You laughed softly, "I mean, no one else here even has the balls to dress like you. Yeah sure I'm metal but.. you're absolutely killing it." He kept going. You looked away a bit flustered, "Eddie stop you're way cooler.".

"No way, Sweetheart. I'm just a metalhead, you on the other hand absolute goth goddess."

You went silent. He just looked at you, "Did I say something wrong?". He propped himself up with his arm. You shook your head no, "No, Eddie.". Your hand lead itself to his cheek, you both were still. You wanted to tell him things, things you've never told. Tell him how you feel safe somehow with someone you met yesterday.

"Y/N?" He whispered. You studied his features, his pink lips parted slightly.

"Eddie.."

He softly touched your wrist, you wanted to lean in but you couldn't move.

"Eddie... I know we ju-"

"HEY FREAK! I thought we had a business meeting?!". Eddie sat up looking over towards the voice. You sighed sitting up, "Business deal?". He looked at you, his face pink "Yeah. I gotta go, I'll call you later Goth girl!".

You watched him walk away, you were so close. You still don't know him well enough yet. There's no point in trying anything.

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You laid on your bed in your fresh clean PJ's. You stared at the ceiling waiting for him to call. You wanted to hear his voice, you shut your eyes trying to doze off. The cool air from the ceiling fan sometimes sending chills down your limbs. Everything around you slowly drifted away. Your imagination ran wild of Eddie. His long curls and how soft they are. You always wanted to run your hand through his hair. The way he touched your arm, how you didn't want it to be just your arm. You sighed running your hands down your arms imagining if it was his hands.

The phone began to ring interrupting your daydream, you aggressively grabbed your phone on the nightstand. The cord stretched out enough for you to lay on your bed.

"hello?"

"Hi it's Eddie."

"I was just thinking you forgot about me"

"I could never do that, Sweetheart."

You bit your lip smiling, "So how was the business deal?".

"It went well."

"what do you even sell?"

"Girl Scout Cookies." He bluntly answered. You laughed lightly, "how much for box?". He smiled on the other end, "For you? The cheap price of 3 Dollars.". You laughed softly, it went silent for second.

"Y/N?"

"Eddie."

"Earlier.. why'd you touch my face? I mean I don't mind."

You laid still, "Im not sure.. it felt like I should've..". He was also quiet, "Imma take you to school tomorrow."

"excuse me?" You started playing with the cord of the phone.

"Let me drive you to school. It'll be fun. I'll be there by 7."

"what if I say no?"

"Then you'll hurt my feelings."

"Oh, I wouldn't wanna do that" you teased.

"What's your address?"

You smiled whispering the address into the phone so your stepmom wouldn't hear. She'd have a fit if she knew you gave a metal head your address.

"I'll see you in the morning then-"

"but you just called me.." you didn't mean to come across upset but it was true he just called. He laughed a bit, "Well getting charged per minute on the phone isn't fun-".

"true" you sighed knowing he was right.

"Goodnight, Sweetie."

"Goodnight, Eddie."

You smiled softly to yourself laying back in your bed. Maybe you had a small crush on the metal head. Sure he was 19 but you recently turned 18. You hugged your spare pillow going to sleep dreaming about him.

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The next morning you got up earlier, letting your dad know a friend was taking you to school. You wore jeans that were a bit ripped too much with fishnets underneath. A Carrie T-Shirt with the graphic of her drenched in pigs blood.

Once it was 6:55 you see at on the front steps waiting for Eddie. You heard loud music from the distance. A van stopped in front of your house, the driver got out of his side. Eddie appeared opening the passenger door. You smiled walking up to him, "Right on time, Munson.". He nodded closing the door once you climbed in.

His car wasn't the cleanest but it was comfy. There were cassettes laying around and some beer cans. The seats had a soft fuzz on them keeping your back warm. Eddie hopped in and smiled, "Hope you Black Sabbath, Sweetheart.".

"Of course I do, nimrod."

He smiled looking over at you, "someones feisty". You smirked shaking your head, "why'd you want to drive me to school?".

"can't I be gentleman?"

"Mm, seems suspicious.." you teased.

"I wanted to see you, alright?"

"Awh, I'm touched."

He smiled trying to focus on the road a bit, "Still down for D&D tomorrow?".

"Of Course! How about The gig Saturday are you down for that Mr. Lead Guitarist." You grinned. Eddie's face turned a light pink, "of course.". You grinned, "What song are you gonna play?".

"That's a surprise." He smiled, you rolled your eyes. Somehow the drive to school was quicker than expected. Once he parked and you got out the van you started walking towards the school. A firm grip on your hand started dragging you away. You looked up at Eddie who smiled at you leading you towards the forest beide the school.

"Where are you taking me?" You whispered yelled as if no one could see you. He kept walking, "It's a surprise.".

You followed him into the woods to a small picnic table. It was old and a dirty. Leaves scattered the ground crunching as you stepped closer. You forgot you were holding his hand as you observed. The trees hid the glare of the sun letting a warm orange tone shine threw. Eddie grinned at you taking it all in, "gonna sit?". You snapped out of the moment, "Yeah, sorry". You let go of his hand going to sit on the picnic table. He sat in front of you putting hands on the table as if it was a professional meeting.

"So, what if I told you I don't sell girl scout cookies?" He leaned forward.

"Then where could I get my cookies?!" You teased going along. He smiled putting his lunch box on the table. He took a deep breath as if he was nervous.

Little did you know, he was nervous. He somehow cared about how you felt about him selling drugs. Scared you'll freak out and run. He opened the lunch box and turned it towards you. You looked in it, he couldn't tell how you felt by your facial expression.

"That's not a cookie" you joked. You looked up at him, he didn't seem in a joking manner.

"You're not freaked out?-"

"Eddie it's the 80's, you can do what you want." You said lightly. His chest seemed lighter, "why? Is it a big secret?" You questioned. He shook his head no, "I sell them to people here. I was scared it'll scare you away." He wiggles his fingers at you playfully. You smiled leaning towards him, "You don't scare me, Eddie Munson.". He stared at you between your eyes and lips. Noticing what was happening both you began to get flustered.

"Eddie.." you whispered.

"Yeah?"

You took a deep breath, "would you freak out if I kissed you?" You whispered. Eddie made a sloppy smile, "no..". He leaned in close enough for you to kiss him. You closed your eyes trying to savior it. The smell of his cologne and the woods. The way the wood was poking at your arms. His soft lips against yours, you backed away a bit still close to him. He smiled at you, "I know we just met but.. damn" he whispered. You smiled, "I know this is bad timing but that was my first kiss..". Eddie's eyes widen, "what?!".

You leaned back to your seat looking away. "No one in New York likes a Gothic Metal head.". Eddie tilted his head slightly, "Screw New York!.. Well did I make the first kiss good?". You smiled and nodded, "better than I imagined..". He stood up moving to your side of the table. He sat beside you facing towards you.

"Usually it's not over tables." He smiled, gently touching your chin to move your face towards his.

"This alright?" He whispered, you nodded lightly. He grinned before kissing you again. This time more intimate and passionate. You gently put your hand on his knee. He separated from your lips with a smile. You smiled back, "Eddie, I know it's been 3 days but I think I like you.". He smiled, "Good, cause I think I like you too sweetie.".

[kaiisers]

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA ꒰ villains ꒱

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no eavesdropping. ──── 7.1k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ overhearing you and dabi presumably talking about his dick size, tomura is more than angry when he hears your referring to it as something small.

cw. 18+ content, dom!shigaraki tomura x sub!fem!reader. established relationship, some fluff as a treat ig, minors do not interact, degradation, throat-fucking, facial, unprotected sex, creampie, choking, cursing (a lot), angry tomu, spitting, one (1) spank, dacryphilia, dubcon (?) reader is confused for a bit but doesn’t want/ask him to stop, this is filthy i’m warning you.

power. ──── 2.1k

cw. smut, cursing, pegging, subby brat shigaraki

shibaraki. ──── 3.5k

cw. AFAB GN reader, established relationship, kink dynamics, sub shigaraki tomura ('baby' + 'good boy'), soft dom reader (no titles used), shibari (rope play; chest harness), spit, praise, pegging (reader wears strap; referred to as 'your cock' a few times), riding position, subspace, aftercare

𖨂 ⸱ ꕤ ⸱ TODOROKI TŌYA ⸱ 轟燈矢

an ode to winter. ──── 14.1k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ touya todoroki had broken a lot of things, your heart, promises, your window a few times, but you swore he’d never leave your child feeling that way. but when he wants back into your life, will he take no for an answer? And do you even want to say it?

cw. angst, fluff, smut. MANGA SPOILERS IN THE EXTENDED ENDING. manga war arc!au, single-parent!au, unplanned pregnancy!au. heavy smut, ( literally 5k of it ),  mentions of pregnancy, mentions of semi-toxic!relationships, struggling with parenting, blackmail ??,  unprotected sex ( wrap it before you tap it, losers ), handjobs, oral sex ( female receiving ), fingering ( female receiving ),  choking, branding, squirting, spit!kink, needy touya

autumn chill. ──── complete

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ You find yourself needing a place to stay after setting an apartment on fire.

cw. angst, smut. villain au, blood, panic attack, death (not main characters), 18+

can you feel my heart beating like a hammer? ──── 5k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ You watch from your spot, shoulders tense as you anticipate the arrival of yet another creepy clown or zombie when you see him.

He’s not like the other actors. He’s not quick with his movements and doesn’t yell or jump at anyone. His terror lies in the fact that he does none of those things, that he stands across from you and stares.

And then he grins.

Your stomach turns but not in fear.

cw. f!reader, explicit content, scare actor!dabi, Dabi is touya (quite literally he is not called Dabi in this at all ajhssjsjjss), sex in public, fearplay (kind of), multiple orgasms, overstimulation (very brief), oral f!receiving, fingering, multiple instances where Dabi rests his hand on ur neck but never chokes u, biting (shoulder, neck), ‘baby’ and ‘angel’ as pet names, use of ‘good girl’, frightening (debatable im not that good) depictions of scare actors and haunts, one description of gory makeup, fake weapons

✧ count for me. ──── 3.8k

cw. punishments, shibari, blowjob, face fucking, rough sex, squirting, degrading, some praise, dabi is mean to reader, spanking, minor burning/branding, it's all consensual.

biting down. ──── 5.3k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ He’s fast as he weaves through the trees, breath hot against your neck as he runs as if he has any need for breathing at all. You feel your shoulders drop in relief, tucking your head into the crook of his neck, the texture of his skin a comfort to you as you think about what could have happened if he hadn’t found you. Dabi is a vampire, a real, live (debatable), blood-sucking, sunlight-repulsed, creature of the night. You think you might be in love with him.

cw: f!reader, explicit content, some angst, violence, vampires, Dabi picks reader up, detailed descriptions of blood and gore (lots and lots of blood), blood kink, self inflicted harm (reader cuts her palm open), Dabi is a little mean sometimes, biting (he bites ur neck, thighs, chest he drinks ur blood he’s a vampire), pain play (biting to puncture skin, biting and drinking from already open wounds), drinking each other’s blood, fingering, (bloody) oral f!receiving, bloody sex, unprotected sex, marking, bruising, corny vamp dialogue

hardly human. ──── 3.2k

cw. Touya x Cisfem Selkie!Reader. degradation (slut etc), praise, fingering, unprotected sex, maybe slight coercion but not really, maybe a little angst but mostly smut, bit of plot.

♡ heaven for nonbelievers. ──── 11k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ Fire is many things – forgiving is not one of them. Dabi finds absolution elsewhere. Allusions to domestic abuse(not to y/n), mentions of sexual abuse (not to y/n), mentions periods, mentions of food, explicit content, y/n can’t catch a break; sharing space, strange domesticity, gray morality to less gray morality, sometimes grief has teeth

cw. angst, smut, hurt/comfort. villain au + strangers to lovers

kingdom of ashes. ──── 12k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟When you are suddenly uprooted from your life to enter an arranged marriage with Prince Touya you are unprepared for how greatly he defies your expectations, nor for how quickly you fall for him.

cw. AFAB FEM reader (referred to as ‘wife’ ‘daughter’ and 'my lady’), royalty au, prince todoroki touya, arranged marriage, no quirks, historical setting, perceived unrequited love, fictional contraceptives, horseback riding, fluff, angst, protected vaginal sex, vaginal oral sex (reader receiving), dubcon, strangers to lovers, loss of virginity, hurt/comfort, canonical child abuse, bathing together, outdoor sex, talk of not having children/preventing pregnancy

leather cushions. ──── 6.7k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ touya hates the couch in the living room, but for you, he’d sit on it every second of the day.

cw. smut. quirkless au, college au, roommates au, best friends to lovers. shitty frat/rich boy!keigo, reader tells keigo no & he ignores it, soft, sweet, consensual sex w touya.

♡ legacy of hurt. ──── 4.5k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ touya has enclosed his heart behind a thick wall with refusal to let anyone see it. but you are an unrelenting storm, and damned by your persistence, even the strongest cliff can break if weathered enough.

cw. NSFT, GN reader, friends to lovers, Dabi POV, pre-LOV, implied PTSD, mention of child abuse, angst, hurt/comfort, blood (he cries during sex), spit, unprotected sex, emotional sex, no power dynamic

secrets. ──── complete

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ Life isn’t a fairy-tale and you find your soulmate through unconventional means.

cw. angst, smut. soulmate au. death mention, violence, spoilers (?) – set in PLF arc, abuse mention (not directed at reader)

she washes all of my wounds for me. ──── 15.2k

⌜ ୨୧ ⌟ “I called you by your name. Is that okay?”

“I don’t know.”

And it isn’t because he doesn’t want you to know his name. He’s already announced it to the world. Of course, you’re going to know it. It certainly isn’t because he hates the way your lips so easily form the two syllables. It isn’t because he no longer wants to associate himself with the name.

He’s simply afraid of his greedy soul becoming attached to the way you somehow manage to make something that used to cause his skin to crawl to now bring his heart a peace he’s never known before he saw your face.

cw. fem!reader. Smut (18+ only, minors DNI), fem reader (AFAB anatomy, femme pet names/pronouns), major spoilers for manga chapter 290, heavy religious imagery of angels/gods/heaven, one (1) instance of sir kink, so so much hurt/comfort, several mentions of past family abuse and trauma, mild blood and gore (Dabi tending to new burns/scars), verbal argument that has Dabi breaking furniture (reader does not get hurt) and being an overall asshole, alcohol use (Dabi is drunk and emotional), soft desperate-to-be-loved-but-too-scared-to-ask Dabi, oral and fingering (f!receiving), unprotected sex, creampie, very soft and emotional smut

soft interlude. ──── 1.4k

cw. AFAB GN reader (called ‘angel’ once), NSFT, established relationship, fluff and smut, bath sex, vaginal fingering (mostly clit stimulation; reader receiving), heavy petting, quirk use

unprofessional. ──── 5.1k

cw. smut. modern / business au. fem! reader, blow jobs, cum swallowing, humping, natsuo walking in on yall lmao, unprofessional work relationships, ceo’s son! dabi aka touya

[seeingteacupsindragons]

You know, (YuuMori) Sherlock’s really not as smug as you’d think.

He seems like he would be. He’s good at what he does. He knows he’s brilliance and he’s unashamed of that. He uses it constantly.

But he doesn’t really rub it in. Once he wins or accomplishes his goal and solves his mystery, he’s happy with that accomplishment and just…drops it.

The most obnoxious he really gets about his brain is to Greggson, maybe, and you know what, Greggson is a dick to him and he’s kind of just returning the serve. He doesn’t really insult Lestrade, even though they both know Sherlock is smarter. He doesn’t always agree to help, but he doesn’t rub it in when he doesn’t. Even when he had John and Mary solve a case he’d already solved, he didn’t stand there needling them. He stood there quietly and agreed with them when they finally figured it out. He was happy they could.

Sherlock’s a proud man. But he’s not an asshole about being better than other people (he’s an asshole about other things). He never really insults anyone’s intelligence. The the closest thing he got to gloating was ensure William knew that, actually, he was the one who solved all those cases Lestrade got credit for—and it wasn’t because Sherlock wanted the credit, but because he wants William, his equal, his foil and opposite, his criminal mastermind, to know and respect his mystery-solving abilities and make sure his mastermind didn’t give those puzzles to someone else.

William’s kinda smug. I mean, okay, he’s the villain. He’s allowed to be smug. And he’s smug in a quiet, teasing way intended to have fun. But Sherlock doesn’t really tease him back even when he calls him on his bullshit. He’s too blunt to really play coy all that often. Too direct in his affection and enthusiasm for his friend. When we see them in Durham, we see William teasing Sherlock about his negotiation style, but Sherlock was fairly straightforward in his compliment to William.

And okay, sure, Sherlock loses more than William does in their little game so William has more to gloat about to him, but Sherlock won the war. He saved William. He made sure William’s plan, ridiculous as it was, actually worked. He was the practical hand to make the grand idea function.

And he hasn’t brought this up once since they arrived in New York.

(Not that William is really in a good place to be teased about any of that. But he didn’t do it before, either)

William has brought up old cases. Ones that he “beat” Sherlock at. In a gently teasing way, as ever, and Sherlock might be a little needled by it, but he’s not angry. He likes winning. He’s self-admittedly a sore loser.

But he’s not really a sore winner.

As ever, Sherlock is much more well-adjusted than William is.

But we love them both anyway.