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she can’t help herself, Holga sees a halfling man who loves potatoes and she’s goin’ in for the kill
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me n the boys watching the dnd movie like
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*points* the paladin has fallen in love with the bard!
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i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) - e.e. cummings
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If we ever get another D&D movie and have some actual play peeps cameo in it, I would want Brennan, Aabria, and Matt cast as “trio/quartet (if we could get Jasmine too) of arguing wizards”, and anyone who’s seen the Game Masters of Exandria Roundtable immediately understands what I mean.
Brennan would probably be interrogating some nonsensical illogic surrounding the behavior of a person and/or organization, which, on a Doylist level would be him examining the worldbuilding.
Aabria would be starting BEEF.
Matt would be exasperatedly trying to mediate and deescalate.
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in typical paladin fashion, xenk would only revive people using 1 hp from his lay on hands. except for when edgin goes down and he dumps a solid 60 hp to get him up, that's when everyone realizes that oh no, this boy has a crush
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obsessed with her “incredibly divorced” energy
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Xenk: My kink is a happy and fulfilling relationship where my feelings are acknowledged and respected.
Edgin: Too unrealistic, stick to bondage like everyone else.
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Look—no, hey, look at me. Look me in the eyes. I want to be very clear about this.
Chris Pine.
Is taller than Regé-Jean Page.
Got that? Are you sure you got that?? Good. Good...
Don't forget it.
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Sometimes I'm just minding my own business and I remember, "JARNATHAN!" and I am giggling for 10 minutes. The delivery was just so good.
It sounds like someone doing a dnd voice.
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I just think that Xenk
As a fellow ∞ he gives some ∞
Just saying, my neurodivergent headcanons for this movie are popping off
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“Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” is unironically a great time and I adore how faithful it is to actual DnD mechanics. Sure, the druid shouldn’t be able to turn into an owlbear but everyone’s pointed that out ahead of time. No one prepared me for the nerdy joy of being able to sit there and list off identifiable spells like “oh shit, green flame blade! Reverse gravity! Prestidigitation! OTTILUKE’S RESILIENT SPHERE! AAAA”
Plus you could see people playing the game. When somebody rolls a Nat 1, what things are in-game jokes (You just know the whole table was screaming ”FAT BOYYYY” during That One Part.)
I was expecting Guardians of the Galaxy levels of snark and not taking itself seriously but it really was very earnest and that was surprisingly refreshing. 10/10 movie I loved it ;u;
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